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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on February 05, 2012, 11:09:47 AM

Title: India is strange
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 05, 2012, 11:09:47 AM
On one hand these nuccas have nukes.

On the other people dry cow shit on the street to use for fire and there are rats and roaches even in high class trains.

More to follow when I get back to the real world.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Positive Touch on February 05, 2012, 11:11:26 AM
how about the food
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 05, 2012, 11:19:05 AM
I will def go into detail when I get back.Typing on the phone is meh.

Short version: good stuff but I never had so much shits while traveling, my gf is fine though so Im guessing its me :(
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: chronovore on February 05, 2012, 12:04:54 PM
Go get 'em, Lager!

It's good that you brought your own girlfriend for the trip; you don't want to rely on the sanitation of whatever's locally available, much like drinking water.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2012, 12:21:43 PM
It's good that you brought your own girlfriend for the trip; you don't want to rely on the sanitation of whatever's locally available, much like drinking water.

:lol
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 05, 2012, 12:42:32 PM
Go get 'em, Lager!

It's good that you brought your own girlfriend for the trip; you don't want to rely on the sanitation of whatever's locally available, much like drinking water.

:rofl
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2012, 01:40:09 PM
I'd be curious to visit India (mostly for the food) but I don't think I can handle the filthiness... hell, even the Indians I know in America are still pretty filthy.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 05, 2012, 01:50:42 PM
True fact: I shit the bed four times in India.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 01:57:59 PM
I'd be curious to visit India (mostly for the food) but I don't think I can handle the filthiness... hell, even the Indians I know in America are still pretty filthy.

The smell of college libraries during finals=  :-\
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Diunx on February 05, 2012, 03:57:46 PM
A friend of mine who was studying in utah last year told me that the most offensive BO he have ever smelled came from an indian dude in one of his classes.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2012, 04:08:56 PM
In 4th grade an Indian dude joined our class. He NEVER bathed. Said it was against his religion.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 05, 2012, 04:11:00 PM
The only good Indian friend I had totally overcompensated for that stereotype by wearing buckets of Old Spice.  He smelled like the Yacht Club in hell.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 04:15:35 PM
Even some of the Indian women on campus don't use deodorants or perfume. Sucks when you just assume an Indian dude must be near, only to come to the realization that it's the Indian chick sitting a few feet from you.

To be fair though, not every person from India smells.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 05, 2012, 05:21:17 PM
:lol this thread
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 05, 2012, 05:35:48 PM
every indian girl i've ever met irl has always been gorgeous. i assume india is an eden of beautiful women.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 05, 2012, 05:38:55 PM
i'm willing to admit that a good portion of these girls may actually have been arabic. i am not good with ethnicity
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2012, 05:48:27 PM
As long as she's petite and 14, who cares whether she's red dot or feather, amirite
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2012, 05:51:18 PM
God, I would love to fuck a lot of the indian girls i knew in school but many of them subscribe to the hindu caste system train of thought.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 05, 2012, 05:53:57 PM
feather indians  :yuck
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2012, 06:04:05 PM
I'm pretty sure you've never met a native american.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 05, 2012, 06:11:38 PM
i may have met one or two. they could have been mexicans.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2012, 07:25:10 PM
i may have met one or two. they could have been mexicans.

:lol
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2012, 12:16:29 AM
I was reading a comic book yesterday and in this one part, a guy beats up an Native American store owner and then as he's running away with his money yells "Go back to India!" at the owner.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Momo on February 06, 2012, 12:17:48 AM
Dont they shit on the street? My friend plays cricket and says the town he was in smells of shit 24/7
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Brehvolution on February 06, 2012, 08:52:19 AM
We've had a few Indian people come and go as programmers at my work. Only one(a girl) had BO issues. The Ukrainian guy still beats her though. :yuck
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: tiesto on February 06, 2012, 09:27:20 AM
I'd be curious to visit India (mostly for the food) but I don't think I can handle the filthiness... hell, even the Indians I know in America are still pretty filthy.

The smell of college libraries during finals=  :-\

Dude, I majored in CS at NY's largest state school. You don't need to tell me this :P The computer lab was the WORST.

Honestly I'm not all that big on Indian women, some of them are absolutely stunning but I never see any of those in real life. It's always the real frumpy looking ones with big noses and thick eyebrows.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Eric P on February 06, 2012, 09:38:08 AM
fun game: replace "indian" with "black" (or any other ethnicity) then re-read the thread!
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Brehvolution on February 06, 2012, 10:03:29 AM
That would be racist though.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2012, 01:42:12 PM
It's not Indian History Month though
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2012, 01:58:46 PM
Black people have nukes?
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 06, 2012, 02:10:56 PM
We smell?
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Diunx on February 06, 2012, 02:12:47 PM
It's not our fault most indians stink!
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 06, 2012, 03:15:25 PM
fun game: replace "indian" with "black" (or any other ethnicity) then re-read the thread!

I would never say such a thing
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2012, 03:19:53 PM
^
reverse racism
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2012, 03:25:03 PM
Not all Indian people smell. Many, however, do. But it's not due to hereditary or anything.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 06, 2012, 03:33:31 PM
An Indian girl I went out with a few times smelled fine and will have a job better than 99% of the bore.
Title: India is strange
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 06, 2012, 03:34:27 PM
Not all Indian people smell. Many, however, do. But it's not due to hereditary or anything.

It's their diet man. Their traditional cuisine will make your sweat smell like shit. I think it's worth the putrid smell though.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2012, 03:34:56 PM
Better job? Or a job that she will hate that gets her lots of money?
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: TEEEPO on February 06, 2012, 03:37:46 PM
the foulest stench any man can possibly smell can easily found in a calc or an advanced math class at any of the number of seats within close vicinity of a fat white fuck whose foul foot odor engulfs the entire surrounding area even though they're wearing socks with their sandals. it could possibly be a stench that is breathing through their basketball shorts though i have no way in verifying this but more than likely, a combination of both.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2012, 03:39:12 PM
I'm glad I didn't have a comp sci major.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2012, 03:39:47 PM
Over/under that Father Mike smells like cheetos?
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2012, 03:39:50 PM
Some of my best friends have met Indian people.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2012, 03:40:42 PM
Some of my best friends have met Indian people.

Some of my closest friends in high school were Indian. They never smelled. But then the dude in 4th grade. My god. Thinking about it, it was probably his turban.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2012, 03:42:07 PM
Not all Indian people smell. Many, however, do. But it's not due to hereditary or anything.

It's their diet man. Their traditional cuisine will make your sweat smell like shit. I think it's worth the putrid smell though.

Indian food is amazing. I've never gotten gas or anything from it, though.

Now Ethiopian food made my stomach hurt from gas for like 3 days straight.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: TEEEPO on February 06, 2012, 03:42:23 PM
my moroccan friend always had a weird odar which was neither pleasing or disgusting. it's probably because i'm not attractive to him
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2012, 03:43:12 PM
Would it be more pleasing if you were attractive to him?
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: TEEEPO on February 06, 2012, 03:43:56 PM
i probably wouldn't be able to smell him given how it works
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 06, 2012, 03:44:18 PM
:lol
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: T234 on February 06, 2012, 03:45:00 PM
my moroccan friend always had a weird odar which was neither pleasing or disgusting. it's probably because i'm not attractive to him

Have you ever smelled blonde hash?
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2012, 03:47:47 PM
Over/under that Father Mike smells like cheetos?

Now he's going to buy $500 of Old Spice, alongside some new boots
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 06, 2012, 04:00:32 PM
Better job? Or a job that she will hate that gets her lots of money?

I really just wanted to copy Rygar's post.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: tiesto on February 06, 2012, 04:06:00 PM
There's a big Indian supermarket near here - Patel Bros - and they don't even carry deodorant. Indian food is delicious but you stink after eating it for a little while... these things put together is why a lot of the Indians I run into reek.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Robo on February 06, 2012, 04:52:33 PM
Over/under that Father Mike smells like cheetos?

Now he's going to buy $500 of Old Spice, alongside some new boots

Where is there room for Old Spice in that budget?
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Positive Touch on February 06, 2012, 06:40:02 PM
the foulest stench any man can possibly smell can easily found in a calc or an advanced math class at any of the number of seats within close vicinity of a fat white fuck whose foul foot odor engulfs the entire surrounding area

truth.  it's an awful combination of wet hay, ballsack, and sweaty feet.  THE WORST
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2012, 02:16:28 AM
White people STINK? You're telling ME.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2012, 02:18:08 AM
Someone invite Lemurs to this thread
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Oblivion on February 07, 2012, 06:12:44 AM
We already have the NBA thread for this stuff, folks.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Diunx on February 07, 2012, 06:44:39 AM
I don't know if spaniards just say "fuck it I'm in the colonies not wearing deodorant up in this bitch!" Or if that if their natural smell but every spaniard I have met fucking stinks!
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 07, 2012, 08:38:32 AM
You live in a trash can.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2012, 10:13:34 AM
This thread is hilarious.  The most obnoxious smell from cultures is definitely either the musty white people odor or asian fish odor.  Probably the musty white people odor because then they buy a bunch of glade scented plug ins and perfume and think it's okay.  It's not.  It's really fucking not.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Barry Egan on February 07, 2012, 10:32:54 AM
musty white people odor always makes me nostalgic :heart
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2012, 12:00:21 PM
Mexicans smell like pan fried beef to me.  Ugh.  All hispanics actually.  They smell like you would have standing in front of a stove cooking pounds of lean beef with very little oil and a lot of smoke coming up.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 07, 2012, 12:12:19 PM
Rename this thread to People Stink |OT|
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Diunx on February 07, 2012, 02:49:11 PM
When haitians don't smell like fermented sweat they smell like cheap dominican deodorant.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 07, 2012, 03:05:59 PM
I request that the thread be renamed "I get all pissy and post about it to demonstrate my super impeccable hipster-leftist credentials whenever anyone talks about any widespread cultural differences OT of I'm trying to grow a vagina"
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 07, 2012, 09:00:03 PM
I request that the thread be renamed "I get all pissy and post about it to demonstrate my super impeccable hipster-leftist credentials whenever anyone talks about any widespread cultural differences OT of I'm trying to grow a vagina"
Stinky Hippie

I'm not a hippie sir, I'm just too lazy to shave
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 07, 2012, 09:13:09 PM
Is that what a hipster is, when you're too lazy to be a hippie?
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 08, 2012, 03:17:01 AM
Is that what a hipster is, when you're too lazy to be a hippie?

There are no fat hipsters soooooo
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 08, 2012, 01:06:24 PM
Is that what a hipster is, when you're too lazy to be a hippie?

There are no fat hipsters soooooo

I beg to differ.

Tons of fat hipsters in Seattle. Mostly women.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2012, 01:12:25 PM
Is that what a hipster is, when you're too lazy to be a hippie?

There are no fat hipsters soooooo

I beg to differ.

Tons of fat hipsters in Seattle. Mostly women.
Now that's misleading.  By standard definition there are no hipster men.  They're all women.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Brehvolution on February 09, 2012, 10:15:45 AM
.... and they throw their dead in the same river they bathe and drink from.  :yuck
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Barry Egan on February 09, 2012, 02:07:42 PM
plus they are Indians and Indians smell because tautology.
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Jamie on February 10, 2012, 04:26:48 PM
I dated an indian (well half indian) girl once, I can attest to the BO thing every now and then. They loooovee sex though, seriously, they're animals in that regard
Title: Re: India is strange
Post by: Jamie on February 11, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Thanks for the idiotic post, new guy.

Go get yourself an Indian girl, all'll be OK then :)