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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on February 08, 2012, 08:31:52 PM

Title: TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 08, 2012, 08:31:52 PM
I went there tonight. Who else has been?
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Positive Touch on February 08, 2012, 08:47:14 PM
went to noodle co today instead, sorry
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 08, 2012, 08:47:19 PM
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Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Robo on February 08, 2012, 09:00:26 PM
I don't even like tacos all that much.
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Post by: Diunx on February 08, 2012, 09:04:55 PM
fuck!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 08, 2012, 10:03:31 PM
I love authentic Taco Bell food
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2012, 10:18:36 PM
I don't even like tacos all that much.

you get the hell out, ya hear? THE HELL OUT
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Trent Dole on February 08, 2012, 10:58:42 PM
I don't even like tacos all that much.

you get the hell out, ya hear? THE HELL OUT
More of a chalupa man myself. :teehee
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: etiolate on February 08, 2012, 11:08:02 PM
Due to my gaining 30+ lbs in the last four-five years, I am having a period of separation from Taco Bell. Maybe once I start being active again, the two of us can share an enchirito. For now, my developing gut has forced me to say buhbye to burrito supremes and beer.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2012, 11:16:45 PM
i wouldn't eat fast food if I knew CG either :bow

great cook or greatest
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: etiolate on February 08, 2012, 11:50:43 PM
CG won't try my Capn Crunch fried chicken even though the awesome BlueTsunami inspired it.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 08, 2012, 11:53:16 PM
Dump her.

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Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 08, 2012, 11:55:51 PM
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 08, 2012, 11:57:59 PM
We should tell all the foodies about how good taco bell is
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 09, 2012, 12:02:37 AM
I'm a foodie.

And Taco Bell is still awesome.

eat a diick
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 09, 2012, 12:10:50 AM
HEY WE'RE TACO BELL FRIENDS! CALM DOWN!
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 09, 2012, 12:14:29 AM
I had some of the bell tonight, it was a rather good experience. They changed the cheese finally! Sometimes quickness is preferred especially when you wanna get some game time in. Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box ftw
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2012, 03:50:58 AM
Is it possible to buy the chalupa bread from Taco Bell? Not an actual chalupa, just the bread. I want to make my own tacos with it  :-[
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Post by: G The Resurrected on February 09, 2012, 04:38:54 AM
Its called Indian fry bread. While its not easy to find in stores, its pretty easy to make.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Mupepe on February 09, 2012, 10:15:06 AM
Is it possible to buy the chalupa bread from Taco Bell? Not an actual chalupa, just the bread. I want to make my own tacos with it  :-[
Yes.  You can do this at most fast food places for anything.  Just go and ask to talk to the manager about buying just some chalupa bread.  They'll usually work out something with you.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Brehvolution on February 09, 2012, 10:16:39 AM
This is a thread I can get behind. :tauntaun
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 09, 2012, 11:16:24 AM
I actually did have Taco Bell last night. 2 Cheesy Beef Boritos and fries SUPREME

was awesome
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2012, 12:24:20 PM
Fuck you guys.  My mom just asked if I wanted fastfood tonight and I said Taco bell because it was on my mind.  MAF is evil
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 09, 2012, 12:28:27 PM
I wish I was noshing on some Taco Bell right now...
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 09, 2012, 12:31:51 PM
I wish I lived closer to a Taco Bell- I usually only eat it on Saturdays cause its close to a friends house.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2012, 12:35:30 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34963290&postcount=4

this is why we need a super PAC :punch
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2012, 12:40:54 PM
The fat one should be giving up coke anyways.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2012, 12:45:10 PM
I'm giving up abortions until this anti-Taco Bell bias ends.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Robo on February 09, 2012, 04:19:17 PM
Let's say I've never had Taco Bell before—what should I order first?
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 09, 2012, 04:24:11 PM
is that a confession?

I would probably go with 2 beef gordita supremes, a standard beef taco and a baja blast. 
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Post by: Robo on February 09, 2012, 04:26:36 PM
No, but it might as well be the case.  I haven't eaten there in years, I can't remember what's on the menu and all of this Taco Bell talk is making me very curious.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Barry Egan on February 09, 2012, 04:34:30 PM
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Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2012, 04:36:30 PM
Let's say I've never had Taco Bell before—what should I order first?

steak gordita and chalupas.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2012, 04:38:19 PM
Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 09, 2012, 04:48:31 PM
Chicken burrito
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2012, 05:16:42 PM
cheesy gordita crunch and supreme chalupas
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Mupepe on February 09, 2012, 09:30:03 PM
Steak quesadilla and two bean burritos. No onions.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2012, 09:45:24 PM
Get onions. Mups is a cigarillo
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 09, 2012, 09:49:18 PM
Onions are for sexually confused people who like Shenmue and The Sims, I think we all know what the right call here is.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2012, 10:01:59 PM
Another dissing onions. Wow lots of fegs around here gaiz
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Barry Egan on February 09, 2012, 10:06:12 PM
The onion is the only taco bell ingredient with a complex flavour.  No wonder certain taco bell customers would rather do without  :tophat
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Mupepe on February 09, 2012, 10:06:16 PM
Onions are for sexually confused people who like Shenmue and The Sims, I think we all know what the right call here is.
This
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2012, 10:08:49 PM
How do you onion haters eat Bratwurst and Liver and Onions?

Speaking of which I've got some liver and onions in the fridge now. Gonna eat that tomorrow.

Next thing you know, you're going to tell me you hate OLIVES or PICKLES.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 10, 2012, 07:32:34 AM
Onions are for sexually confused people who like Shenmue and The Sims, I think we all know what the right call here is.

yup yup
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 10, 2012, 08:38:13 AM
a steak just isn't a steak without a side of caramelized onions and mushrooms

also, get an enchirito for the full taco bell experience
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Mupepe on February 10, 2012, 10:15:55 AM
How do you onion haters eat Bratwurst and Liver and Onions?

Speaking of which I've got some liver and onions in the fridge now. Gonna eat that tomorrow.

Next thing you know, you're going to tell me you hate OLIVES or PICKLES.
Olives are gross.  Pickles are delicious. 

Cooked onions are okay.  If they're cooked with something I don't care.  Like stir fry and what not.  I can't taste it.  But raw onions as a topping?  Gross :yuck
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Barry Egan on February 10, 2012, 10:20:41 AM
My Isreali friend used to eat whole onions raw, like they were apples.  I am still somewhat convinced that he is actually an ogre.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 10, 2012, 10:25:38 AM
How do you onion haters eat Bratwurst and Liver and Onions?

Speaking of which I've got some liver and onions in the fridge now. Gonna eat that tomorrow.

Next thing you know, you're going to tell me you hate OLIVES or PICKLES.
Olives are gross.  Pickles are delicious. 

Cooked onions are okay.  If they're cooked with something I don't care.  Like stir fry and what not.  I can't taste it.  But raw onions as a topping?  Gross :yuck

I eat at Subway a lot, always get onions and olives (also banana peppers). :drool
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Mupepe on February 10, 2012, 10:30:59 AM
My Isreali friend used to eat whole onions raw, like they were apples.  I am still somewhat convinced that he is actually an ogre.
My sister can do that  :-\

How do you onion haters eat Bratwurst and Liver and Onions?

Speaking of which I've got some liver and onions in the fridge now. Gonna eat that tomorrow.

Next thing you know, you're going to tell me you hate OLIVES or PICKLES.
Olives are gross.  Pickles are delicious. 

Cooked onions are okay.  If they're cooked with something I don't care.  Like stir fry and what not.  I can't taste it.  But raw onions as a topping?  Gross :yuck

I eat at Subway a lot, always get onions and olives (also banana peppers). :drool
Banana peppers are delicious.  But olives and onions are both gross.  Totally disgusting.  No redeeming value.  None.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Himu on February 10, 2012, 11:10:06 AM
How do you onion haters eat Bratwurst and Liver and Onions?

Speaking of which I've got some liver and onions in the fridge now. Gonna eat that tomorrow.

Next thing you know, you're going to tell me you hate OLIVES or PICKLES.
Olives are gross.  Pickles are delicious. 

Cooked onions are okay.  If they're cooked with something I don't care.  Like stir fry and what not.  I can't taste it.  But raw onions as a topping?  Gross :yuck

I eat at Subway a lot, always get onions and olives (also banana peppers). :drool

Ditto
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 10, 2012, 12:16:23 PM
Banana Peppers are amazing. It's like God invented the perfect level of hotness for us people that like some kick but let's not get stupid here.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 10, 2012, 01:12:54 PM
meatball sub + banana peppers = explosion of mouthgood
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Robo on February 10, 2012, 01:17:33 PM
Balls and bananas, explosion in the mouth.  There's some mighty strong subtext in that order.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Barry Egan on February 10, 2012, 03:45:27 PM
Sometimes a banana pepper in the mouth is just a banana pepper in the mouth.
Title: TACO BELL
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 10, 2012, 04:37:36 PM
I literally had a subway sandwich less than 2 hours ago and asked specifically about banana peppers. Filthy people like me never had some before. I loved them. So glad we're all on the same page.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Himu on February 10, 2012, 05:48:46 PM
Perfect sandwich.

Wheat bread.
Turkey, pref roasted.
Lite mayo.
Slight vinegar.
Black Pepper.
Mustard.
Provolone cheese.
Lettuce.
Onions.
Banana peppers.
Olives.
Pickles pref sliced dill.
tomatoes.

Brings out the perfect flavor of the sandwich; a complicated orgasm of awesome. The most important ingredients are the vinegar and black pepper.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Mupepe on February 10, 2012, 07:06:53 PM
leave out the goddamn onions and olives and you're absolutely correct my african fellow
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Himu on February 10, 2012, 07:15:34 PM
Look. Olives add a sweet yet elegant saltiness to the sandwich compliments the pepper without going overboard. Onions are debatable but I love onions. I eat olives out of the damn jar. So good.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Himu on February 10, 2012, 07:19:37 PM
I forgot the inclusion of olive oil. Smear olive oil on the turkey with a spoon. One spoonful is good. Then put on the toppings. Then marinate the sandwich with vinegar and pepper. If done right, the vinegar will deep into the sandwich, make contact with and mix with the olive oil and pepper.

Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 10, 2012, 09:15:08 PM
just had a cheesy gordita big box meal for dinner

two thumbs up, a rollicking adventure with surprises galore and an outstanding performance from the dude who evidently didn't give fuck and put double meat in the gordita!
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Positive Touch on February 10, 2012, 09:37:52 PM
what kind of miserable fuck hates OLIVES?  have you ever had greek olives?
Title: TACO BELL
Post by: Bloodwake on February 14, 2012, 12:27:37 AM
Cheesy Gordita Crunch: Now a permanent part of the menu nationwide. My childhood dreams have been realized.

Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 14, 2012, 12:29:23 AM
It's the awesome
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 14, 2012, 04:59:55 AM
Is there anything on the Fresca menu that doesn't taste shitty, I'm controlling my diet so I can maintain my most delicious ass  :-*
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 15, 2012, 09:10:43 PM
I'm going to a taco bell later tonight. That place better have something unironically good (suggestions?). Other wise I'm logging off, and demi, if you would be so kind as to please delete the entire internet, I would be very grateful.  Thank you and good night.

Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 15, 2012, 09:20:21 PM
Cheesy Potato Burrito
Double Decker Taco
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: chronovore on May 31, 2015, 08:58:39 PM
http://www.theonion.com/article/taco-bell-warns-employees-against-directly-exposin-36112
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2015, 09:44:16 PM
Taco Bell’s new employee safety manual explains how to use a Class D fire extinguisher should a regular menu item and a breakfast menu item ever come in contact.
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: nudemacusers on May 31, 2015, 09:49:45 PM
can we use this thread to discuss taco time, taco john and del taco?
Title: Re: TACO BELL
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 31, 2015, 10:01:45 PM
No.