THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on February 13, 2012, 01:48:12 AM

Title: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2012, 01:48:12 AM

So my car is in the shop.

I'm in the suburbs so I can't go anywhere without a car.

But I can't walk anywhere because nothing is within walking distance except the generic assortment of malls, strip malls, and burger joints.

They have sealed off all shortcuts so it's impossible to to get around by walking without taking the long way around.

I am in the 4th largest city in the USA and there is almost nothing to do.

Kill me.

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2012, 02:18:21 AM

Guess you aren't being invited to the parties

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPLcQhXpCc

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2012, 02:19:52 AM

You have an internet connection, right?  stfu and order some pizza and hookers.

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2012, 02:22:49 AM

Paul Wall SUCKS.

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2012, 03:13:30 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 13, 2012, 02:22:49 AM

Paul Wall SUCKS.

fine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uijHb5U1pD8
:bow

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2012, 03:23:39 AM

fucking SCARFACE

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: muckhole on February 13, 2012, 07:54:15 AM

Could be worse, you could live in the country.

Here if you don't have a car, your options are pretty much limited to:

- wrestle bear
- go to squirrel

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 13, 2012, 08:15:07 AM

Of course Houston sucks. What suburb are you in?

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2012, 09:45:37 AM

Move out of the suburbs himumumumumu.  Houston would still suck even if you lived in the city lulz

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Brehvolution on February 13, 2012, 10:20:35 AM

My uncle is a pastor in Houston.

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 13, 2012, 11:30:26 AM

Have a little respect for the dead, Himu.

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 13, 2012, 03:19:07 PM

Quote

Whitney Houston fucking loved blow

fixed

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2012, 03:41:02 PM

Quote from: muckhole on February 13, 2012, 07:54:15 AM

Could be worse, you could live in the country.

Here if you don't have a car, your options are pretty much limited to:

- wrestle bear
- go to squirrel

The difference is, the county is usually surrounded by nature and beautiful places, and I can hike (for the most part).

Title: Re: Houston fucking blows
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2012, 03:42:22 PM

Quote from: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 13, 2012, 08:15:07 AM

Of course Houston sucks. What suburb are you in?

Humble.