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Title: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 20, 2012, 05:43:44 AM: Quote
Hookers and hookahs: Bungling Iranian bombers pictured partying with prostitutes before botched Bangkok attack

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The three bungling Iranian bombers detained in Bangkok after they accidentally set off their explosives cavorted with prostitutes at a beach resort days before the botched attacks.
A photograph has emerged of the trio cosying up to sex workers, surrounded by hookah-pipes and drinks, in a bar in the notoriously sleazy city of Pattaya.
The revelation comes as it emerged police are now hunting for two more suspects, including a possible bomb expert, they think helped the trio as they set about targeting Israeli diplomats.

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Title: Re: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2012, 10:00:31 AM: they're probably cheeseburgers
Title: Humans are hypocrites. News at 11
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 20, 2012, 12:06:59 PM: Can't they wait for their 72 virgins.
Title: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 20, 2012, 01:31:44 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 20, 2012, 12:06:59 PM
Can't they wait for their 72 virgins.

Iranians believe in 72 virgin boys. This was their last chance of tasting pussy before an everlasting sausage-fest.
Title: Re: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 20, 2012, 03:00:55 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 20, 2012, 01:31:44 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 20, 2012, 12:06:59 PM
Can't they wait for their 72 virgins.

Iranians believe in 72 virgin boys. This was their last chance of tasting pussy before an everlasting sausage-fest.

I thought Pork is a no no?
Title: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 20, 2012, 03:39:30 PM: I'm telling you there's an all you can eat cock buffet and you're worrying about pork?
Title: Re: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Verdigris Murder on February 20, 2012, 03:46:33 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 20, 2012, 03:39:30 PM
I'm telling you there's an all you can eat cock buffet and you're worrying about pork?
As your Doctor, I prescribe a dose of the classic Cuba Gooding Jr film Boat Trip, it also stars Roger Moore and is amazing.
Title: Re: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 20, 2012, 03:54:53 PM: I have found my band name
Title: Re: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Verdigris Murder on February 20, 2012, 03:56:18 PM: Is it 'Close call with cot death'?
Title: Re: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 20, 2012, 04:11:07 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on February 20, 2012, 03:54:53 PM
I have found my band name

Hookers and Hookas or Jihad Hypocrisy? Both sound adequately hip.
Title: Re: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 20, 2012, 04:34:03 PM: "Evilbore Records proudly presents 'Hookers and Hookas' the smash-hit debut album from 'Jihad Hypocrisy", with lead singer BrandNew accompanied by The Misty Mountain Brothers: tehjaybo and T234!"
Title: Re: Jihad hypocrisy - Hookers and Hookahs
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 20, 2012, 05:21:13 PM: I downloaded the first single, All-You-Can-Eat Cock Buffet on iTunes; it has a good sound.