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Title: Being in love is a rough racket.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2012, 03:35:45 AM
There's a girl I've been friends with (FRIENDZONE!!!!) for two and a half years who broke up with her boyfriend of five years several weeks ago.  As soon as I met here, I fell in love.  Yeah, it's lame.  I get it.  I've had girlfriends and flings since meeting her, but she's the girl I always think off.  I told her my feelings last week and she told me it was too soon.  But tonight she's fucking around with some faggy looking Mick Jagger wannabe, and I'm pretty sure they went to go have sex.  And she also told me tonight it was "being friends or nothing at all."

I know the responses that will come:  "lol dude move on, she's a slut, what a homo," but this is a girl I match with so much and see a future with.  It sucks, for sure.  I'm sure everyone's been in this position.  I think maybe in a few weeks/months she'd be receptive to me, but I don't wanna seem like that annoying creeper.

There's really no point to this thread other than ranting.  I just hate having love for someone and not having it reciprocated.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 03:40:02 AM
It's weird ever since my last failed relationship it's like I just can't feel that way anymore, which is honestly fine with me. Shits obnoxious to deal with.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 24, 2012, 03:43:31 AM
You shouldnt have told her how you feel but just be that dick mick jagger type and take it from there.

Also that dude is just rebound nookie so dont sweat it.

Maaan telling her how you feel before anything happens is like blowing your load in foreplay.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2012, 03:50:34 AM
Yeah I get that.  Alcohol man, fuck.  Why is that shit legal.  I think our elected representatives should outlaw it.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 24, 2012, 03:52:58 AM
One day youll be older and think about this and laugh. You really werent thinking about how she feels at all when you told her. You put so much pressure on her telling her you love her in a period if her life she needs to sort shit out, youve gone from friend to another thing she has to figure out.

Also why tell someone how you feel if you cant even kiss her? That should tell you all abour her feelings bro.

Im not trying to be mean but just advice.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2012, 03:53:45 AM
I don't want to just have sex with her though, Lager.  I legit love her.

edit: yeah you're right.  Shit's stupid of me.  I'll just be cool and wait it out and see what happens.

I got laid last weekend at least, so dat's pretty coo'
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 24, 2012, 03:56:52 AM
Yeah I didnt suggest you just want to get laid, but saying you love her is like going all in poker before lookibg at the cards.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 24, 2012, 03:59:32 AM
Btw sounds like it might be one of those I cant get her crushes, been there. I still facepalm myself for some of those desperate attempts I made.

I think my biggest fail was sleeping in the same bed with a girl and getting nowhere  :-[
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 24, 2012, 04:00:27 AM
Your good looking youll be fine.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2012, 04:13:19 AM
I'm sure I'll meet some other girls, I just really love this one.
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Post by: chronovore on February 24, 2012, 04:21:33 AM
It seems like you have a tendency to fall for women who are already taken but are in bad relationships, or are just getting out of them.

I also think you sabotage yourself by approaching women in a way which invites rejection.

"Friends or nothing," well, are you really interested in being a friend? Are you one of those "nice guys" who is really just fawning over her to get into a deeper relationship with her?

I don't think you're weak or need to grow a pair or anything, I think you need to try going after a different type of woman.
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Post by: Trent Dole on February 24, 2012, 04:42:14 AM
Ditch this bitch.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 24, 2012, 05:48:08 AM
something about something being on a pedestal or something
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Post by: Diunx on February 24, 2012, 07:41:18 AM
I made the same mistake last year so I can't judge :'(
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Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2012, 08:39:16 AM
"Friends or nothing at all"

That should tell you everything you need to know.  Either suck it up and accept the friendship or bail out.  You are the creeper if you approach her again.  She knows how you feel.  She's not an idiot.  If anything changes on her end she won't forget what you said.  Find someone else.

Also you love her?  And she's not even reciprocating?  You're not more than friends and she never wants to be?  It doesn't seem like you really know her that well if this shit she's pulling is surprising you.  I think you need to take a long hard look at your relationship with her and re evaluate it.  Sounds more like a proximity infatuation to me.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 09:19:20 AM
Another healthy option is to put everything into your job/school. Duty is probably the best coping mechanism for all this stuff
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 24, 2012, 09:21:10 AM
Don't give up BN, she'll change her tune after a few weeks in the hole.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2012, 09:51:45 AM
Fuck at "Being friends or nothing at all". You put yourself out there, she obviously wants none of it, time to close up tent and leave. But the heart wants what the heart wants? True but that faggy looking Mick Jagger wannabe would probably tell you

No, you can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime, you just might find
You get what you need
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 24, 2012, 10:02:39 AM
I'm just annoyed by the typos
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 24, 2012, 10:16:09 AM
bn is clearly a selfish prick who didn't think about her feelings. he loves her apparently? sounds like he just idolizes her but cares nothing about her feelings. just ended a long term relationship? probably reeling and not entirely stable? fuck that! i wanna dump all my emotional problems on your lap now. fuck your feelings. I'M IMPORTANT.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on February 24, 2012, 10:25:03 AM
All I can say here is "I know that feel bro." I was in that exact situation many, many moons ago. Back when my hair was black and dick was moist. Needless to say, it ended up badly.

I think the guys got you covered, but the only thing I'll add is that it WILL become a funny memory you'll once look back to, and regardless of the outcome "fagget" is almost assuredly the label you're going to use.

I hope you learned your lesson my precious feg. :heart
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 10:29:58 AM
Fuck at "Being friends or nothing at all". You put yourself out there, she obviously wants none of it, time to close up tent and leave. But the heart wants what the heart wants? True but that faggy looking Mick Jagger wannabe would probably tell you

No, you can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime, you just might find
You get what you need

Truth. Moving on after this stuff makes you awesome
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Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2012, 10:39:55 AM
All I can say here is "I know that feel bro." I was in that exact situation many, many moons ago. Back when my hair was black and dick was moist. Needless to say, it ended up badly.

I think the guys got you covered, but the only thing I'll add is that it WILL become a funny memory you'll once look back to, and regardless of the outcome, "fagget" is almost assuredly the label you're going to use.

I hope you learned your lesson my precious feg. :heart
:lol

Yep.  One day you'll think "what the hell was wrong with me?  Good God I dodged a bullet!"
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 24, 2012, 10:50:46 AM
How old are you man? You kind of sound like you are 19 or 20.
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Post by: tiesto on February 24, 2012, 10:58:55 AM
That sucks, dude... I used to be into that unrequited crush thing back in the day before I just stopped caring so much. Try taking a vacation, those are always good to take your mind off these things I've found.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on February 24, 2012, 11:42:43 AM
yeah, unreciprocated love is high on my "shitty feelings" list.  Thankfully haven't had a serious crush in a long time.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2012, 11:49:08 AM
this thread is MAD MO

i recommend 100cc of SACK, stat
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 24, 2012, 11:57:11 AM
All I can say here is "I know that feel bro." I was in that exact situation many, many moons ago. Back when my hair was black and dick was moist. Needless to say, it ended up badly.

I think the guys got you covered, but the only thing I'll add is that it WILL become a funny memory you'll once look back to, and regardless of the outcome "fagget" is almost assuredly the label you're going to use.

I hope you learned your lesson my precious feg. :heart

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/ShartyMcFly/fe3.jpg)
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 24, 2012, 12:02:16 PM
this thread is MAD MO

i recommend 100cc of SACK, stat

THIS
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Post by: Shaka Khan on February 24, 2012, 12:12:13 PM
this thread is MAD MO

i recommend 100cc of SACK, stat

When I started school and people asked for my name, I told them "Mo," thinking it'll be less alarming. Everyone went with it. But when I later met some gay friends for the first time and told them my name, their responded with "no, uh uh."

It was too late :'(
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 12:13:22 PM
U GOTTA BE TUFF, BN! TOUGH!!!!!!!

SET YER JAW! OPEN THE DOOR! STRIDE INTO THAT WORLD WITH DETERMINATION!!!!!

(http://cdn.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/godzilla.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 24, 2012, 12:43:42 PM
You aren't Superman or Drake, stop trying to save women.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 12:49:37 PM
Agreed- treat them as equals...

















ON THE BATTLEFIELD
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 24, 2012, 12:50:03 PM
ah, I remember when I use to like girls and all the terrible feelings that came with them.  Memories.
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Post by: Robo on February 24, 2012, 12:59:44 PM
You aren't Superman or Drake, stop trying to save women.

Look, all he's saying is, she could do better.
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Post by: Diunx on February 24, 2012, 12:59:45 PM
Is there something you want to tells us Arvie?
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 24, 2012, 01:01:13 PM
Is there something you want to tells us Arvie?

Probably has to do with the large walk-in freezer in his basement.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on February 24, 2012, 01:04:46 PM
Agreed- treat them as equals...

















ON THE BATTLEFIELD

Love is a battlefield
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 24, 2012, 01:05:26 PM
Is there something you want to tells us Arvie?

Probably has to do with the large walk-in freezer in his basement.

dude you don't know what you're talking about.  The walk-in freezer is not in my basement.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 24, 2012, 01:07:54 PM
You aren't Superman or Drake, stop trying to save women.

Look, all he's saying is, she could do better.
:lol
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Post by: tiesto on February 24, 2012, 01:20:26 PM
Is there something you want to tells us Arvie?

Probably has to do with the large walk-in freezer in his basement.

 :lol
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Post by: Shaka Khan on February 24, 2012, 01:22:58 PM
ah, I remember when I use to like girls and all the terrible feelings that came with them.  Memories.

Out of all the people here, I'm strangely interested in your love life. What's going on with you these days man? Do you really have a walk-in in your place? Like, real talk.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 24, 2012, 01:36:01 PM
Real talk, I talk to like 3 girls in real life and I find them all dull.  Indeed I find everyone dull in real life.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on February 24, 2012, 01:37:48 PM
That's almost a prerequisite to installing walk-ins in basements.

But seriously, how sure are you of your team? Because I think you'll be very marketable on the other.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 24, 2012, 01:42:19 PM
sure sure.  my terabytes of porn with girls in them is a pretty good quantitative measure.
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Post by: Bebpo on February 24, 2012, 01:42:20 PM
It's weird ever since my last failed relationship it's like I just can't feel that way anymore, which is honestly fine with me. Shits obnoxious to deal with.

I feel like I have a high probability of becoming you someday.

Not saying that in a bad way.  I think it's a very viable path and tempting path to go down.  Will give the relationship thing another few tries but it could go either way.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 01:49:41 PM
If it happens it happens- but ultimately its more important that im ok with me
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Post by: Shaka Khan on February 24, 2012, 01:51:09 PM
If it happens it happens- but ultimately its more important that im ok with me

In a perfect world, this would go into the newsfeed.
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Post by: Bebpo on February 24, 2012, 01:55:14 PM
If it happens it happens- but ultimately its more important that im ok with me

I'm ok with you too.

:heart
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2012, 01:58:08 PM
actually, as an aside, given the large numbers of gay folks i hang around these days, i'm trying to remove all the gay epithets from my offline vocabulary. trouble is, i REALLY need an uncontrived word that means "sissypants manchild who needs to get over himself lest he dissolve into a pool of his own overemotional narcissism". because when i call someone a "taco" i am unfortunately NOT thinking of any gay qualities; i am just thinking of someone very effete and butthurt. "taco" still shocks dudes into attention, though, and the temptation remains strong to say "man up, taco" -- when in fact, a good manly prostate bonking is just what these people NEED, ironically. any alternatives lack impact or seem far too contrived, though. "manbaby" works, but it lacks cachet. HELP ME BORE. THIS IS A SERIOUS SOCIOCULTURAL PROBLEM THAT OUR SOCIETY DESPERATELY NEEDS A SOLUTION TO: A WAY TO EFFECTIVELY INSULT ENTITLED, WHINY MEN WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT FEEL.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on February 24, 2012, 02:00:36 PM
hmm...

tittybaby?
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on February 24, 2012, 02:00:52 PM
Love is a hangover, masturbation is the paracetamol.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2012, 02:02:30 PM
actually, as an aside, given the large numbers of gay folks i hang around these days, i'm trying to remove all the gay epithets from my offline vocabulary. trouble is, i REALLY need an uncontrived word that means "sissypants manchild who needs to get over himself lest he dissolve into a pool of his own overemotional narcissism". because when i call someone a "taco" i am unfortunately NOT thinking of any gay qualities; i am just thinking of someone very effete and butthurt. "taco" still shocks dudes into attention, though, and the temptation remains strong to say "man up, taco" -- when in fact, a good manly prostate bonking is just what these people NEED, ironically. any alternatives lack impact or seem far too contrived, though. "manbaby" works, but it lacks cachet. HELP ME BORE. THIS IS A SERIOUS SOCIOCULTURAL PROBLEM THAT OUR SOCIETY DESPERATELY NEEDS A SOLUTION TO: A WAY TO EFFECTIVELY INSULT ENTITLED, WHINY MEN WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT FEEL.
"you fucking pussy"
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2012, 02:03:56 PM
hmm...

tittybaby?

see, here's the other rub: of all the gay folk i know, none have particularly effeminate qualities. in fact, most are in great shape and could kick my ass up and down the block. plus, i'm not really in the mood with the current woman-bashing political climate to suggest that "feminine qualities" are negative. EVERYONE needs to stop being whiny.
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 24, 2012, 02:06:00 PM
frothy individual
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Post by: Dickie Dee on February 24, 2012, 02:06:00 PM
I think the implication is that they're immature little fucks that only stop crying when they're at the teat.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2012, 02:06:53 PM
Doctor Blue suggests you listen to some Spandau Ballet, watch some Romeo+Juliet, and spank it out to some girl next door vids. Here, I'll get the ball rollin'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 24, 2012, 02:07:04 PM
in a couple of years you're gonna feel like a dingus for wasting time pining when you could've been doing other productive/entertaining things, so spare yourself the future cringe memories and move along
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 24, 2012, 02:13:41 PM
in a couple of years you're gonna feel like a dingus for wasting time pining when you could've been doing other productive/entertaining things, so spare yourself the future cringe memories and move along

This times a million man.

Also bebpo, do you really know what love is? You're infatuated by what you think she is. You are NOT in love with her.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 24, 2012, 02:14:31 PM
Judging from the anime he watches, I'm not too sure bebpo even knows what a MAN is
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Post by: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2012, 02:15:03 PM
Agreed- treat them as equals...

















ON THE BATTLEFIELD

Hell yeah.  A college girl got in the way while I was driving hard to the basketball.  I don't know what happened but she was clutching her gut afterwards and cussing my name. 
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IFloXOuLgA
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Post by: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2012, 02:17:22 PM
This bitch banged some other dude after you told her your feelings.  Why would you want any of that, except as a grudge fuck?  Just squeeze one out on her door knob and GTFO
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 24, 2012, 02:19:16 PM
actually, as an aside, given the large numbers of gay folks i hang around these days, i'm trying to remove all the gay epithets from my offline vocabulary. trouble is, i REALLY need an uncontrived word that means "sissypants manchild who needs to get over himself lest he dissolve into a pool of his own overemotional narcissism". because when i call someone a "taco" i am unfortunately NOT thinking of any gay qualities; i am just thinking of someone very effete and butthurt. "taco" still shocks dudes into attention, though, and the temptation remains strong to say "man up, taco" -- when in fact, a good manly prostate bonking is just what these people NEED, ironically. any alternatives lack impact or seem far too contrived, though. "manbaby" works, but it lacks cachet. HELP ME BORE. THIS IS A SERIOUS SOCIOCULTURAL PROBLEM THAT OUR SOCIETY DESPERATELY NEEDS A SOLUTION TO: A WAY TO EFFECTIVELY INSULT ENTITLED, WHINY MEN WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT FEEL.

I like to say, "Dude, that's fucking gay.  And by gay I mean happy, because that is SO MUCH WORSE than homosexual."
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Post by: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2012, 02:19:44 PM
actually, as an aside, given the large numbers of gay folks i hang around these days, i'm trying to remove all the gay epithets from my offline vocabulary. trouble is, i REALLY need an uncontrived word that means "sissypants manchild who needs to get over himself lest he dissolve into a pool of his own overemotional narcissism". because when i call someone a "taco" i am unfortunately NOT thinking of any gay qualities; i am just thinking of someone very effete and butthurt. "taco" still shocks dudes into attention, though, and the temptation remains strong to say "man up, taco" -- when in fact, a good manly prostate bonking is just what these people NEED, ironically. any alternatives lack impact or seem far too contrived, though. "manbaby" works, but it lacks cachet. HELP ME BORE. THIS IS A SERIOUS SOCIOCULTURAL PROBLEM THAT OUR SOCIETY DESPERATELY NEEDS A SOLUTION TO: A WAY TO EFFECTIVELY INSULT ENTITLED, WHINY MEN WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT FEEL.

Take a vacation in the bay area?  People that casually throw out words like taco and gay usually get beat down pretty quickly. 
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 24, 2012, 02:25:46 PM
I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2012, 02:31:54 PM
I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.
My BIL is gay and he and his friends constantly throw out "homo" and "fag" when talking shit to each other. 
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 24, 2012, 02:35:07 PM
I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.
My BIL is gay and he and his friends constantly throw out "homo" and "fag" when talking shit to each other.

Do they know how un-PC that is?  :P
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 02:41:44 PM
I used to be shocked with friends would drop words, but now I just kinda dont notice
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 02:50:27 PM
What good are friends if you cant be stupid with em!
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Post by: BlackMage on February 24, 2012, 02:54:40 PM
Being in love is easier than I thought!   :heart :heartbeat :heart :heartbeat
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Post by: Reb on February 24, 2012, 02:56:52 PM
BUT GUYS IM IN LOVE SO MUCH
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2012, 02:58:09 PM
I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.

and black people drop the n-bomb. what's your point

i mean, i call myself and friends "cracker" all the time. but if mupepe called me a cracker, i'd be pretty hurt -- and then i'd have him deported
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 02:58:36 PM
BE A MAN WORTH LOVING! STRIKE AT THE SUN AND WALK INTO THE DESERT WITH A SHOTGUN AND BOOK OF LAW! FIGHT THE WOLVES WITH BARE HANDS!
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Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2012, 03:07:17 PM
I was under the impression that gay people actually toss out those epithets all the time.

and black people drop the n-bomb. what's your point

i mean, i call myself and friends "cracker" all the time. but if mupepe called me a cracker, i'd be pretty hurt -- and then i'd have him deported
No more tacos for you, cracka!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 24, 2012, 03:08:08 PM
I just don't have friends. :(

High-five
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2012, 03:39:51 PM
"girl, let me say this, i gotta letcha KNOW baby: you make me want to cuddle and maybe watch grey's anatomy while we talk about our lives together"

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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 03:40:44 PM
I think most women know that deep down inside all dudes think about is THE SEX
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2012, 03:43:40 PM
we think about more than that, but girls ALSO often want THE SEX, especially when at a party WHICH THEY ATTEND FOR THE SEX (albeit not the rapey-creepy sex SOME dudes have on the brain), and what they DON'T want is HI I AM A DEPENDENT NEEDY MAN AND I THINK GURLZ AT PARTIES WOULD LUV TO HEAR THIS SORTA OBSESSIVE SHIT QQ
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2012, 03:44:48 PM
they only difference between the genders is that if a woman tries the dependent angle OR the rapey-creepy angle on an unsuspecting dude she'll probably still get laid :-\

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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2012, 03:48:47 PM
well I regret this thread
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Post by: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2012, 03:51:35 PM
I think most women know that deep down inside all dudes think about is THE SEX

Some women are actually insulted if they think that sex is not the dude's priority. 
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 03:53:30 PM
I think most women know that deep down inside all dudes think about is THE SEX

Some women are actually insulted if they think that sex is not the dude's priority. 

Im too old to not see all the bullshit beyond the first few dates- it leads to me being all cynical about relationships, period.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 03:54:07 PM
well I regret this thread

Better to say this stuff here than anywhere else tbh- on a forum with a thread discussing the bristol stool chart
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Post by: tiesto on February 24, 2012, 04:02:39 PM
BN, do you do any online dating? You're a good looking dude and you'd probably clean house pretty well (once you learn the ins and outs of the system).
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 24, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
BE A MAN WORTH LOVING! STRIKE AT THE SUN AND WALK INTO THE DESERT WITH A SHOTGUN AND BOOK OF LAW! FIGHT THE WOLVES WITH BARE HANDS!

(http://flipsidesf.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/liamneeson_thegrey.jpg)

"Come here, ya mangy fooker"
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2012, 04:11:18 PM
BN, do you do any online dating? You're a good looking dude and you'd probably clean house pretty well (once you learn the ins and outs of the system).

Oh I tried that shit for about a year.  I met a lot of really cute girls, but more often than not most of the girls were fucking crazy.  This one girl, I went out on one date, ONE, we fooled around a bit, and then that was it.  About six months later, she shows up on my doorstep and asks if she can move in with me.  The fuck!

Honestly though I don't have a hard time picking up girls or meeting them.  It's just this particular chick who's the itch I can't scratch.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 04:15:01 PM
BE A MAN WORTH LOVING! STRIKE AT THE SUN AND WALK INTO THE DESERT WITH A SHOTGUN AND BOOK OF LAW! FIGHT THE WOLVES WITH BARE HANDS!

(http://flipsidesf.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/liamneeson_thegrey.jpg)

"Come here, ya mangy fooker"

:bow
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2012, 04:21:19 PM
nice
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2012, 04:43:32 PM
man, i'm glad i was born fug, since it never led me to believe i was ENTITLED to have girls like me

:bow homely bros :bow2
Title: Being in love is a rough racket.
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 24, 2012, 04:57:47 PM
well I regret this thread

Eh, you shouldn't man. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm not one to judge or even remember this tomorrow. And it's just as MAF put it; better hash this out here, gain a perspective, and sense people's reactions than with real life friends you can't simply escape by hitting the X button on your browser.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on February 24, 2012, 05:01:20 PM
Guys tbh I skimmend this because what I said was PDF and worth it. But there seem to be words worth reading.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 24, 2012, 05:03:48 PM
After she said "friends or nothing" you should'a been like

(http://i.minus.com/ib0l8zdILaiTgc.gif)

Maybe swung your scarf back into place before the gesture
Title: Being in love is a rough racket.
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 24, 2012, 05:09:28 PM
What I'd actually do is...

WIP MY SCARF BACK AND FORTH
I WIP MY SCARF BACK AND FORTH
I WIP MY SCARF BACK AND FORTH
Title: Re: Being in love is a rough racket.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 24, 2012, 05:10:25 PM
After she said "friends or nothing" you should'a been like

(http://i.minus.com/ib0l8zdILaiTgc.gif)

Maybe swung your scarf back into place before the gesture


:lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Robo on February 24, 2012, 05:11:17 PM
If nothing else, it was a worthwhile lesson.  As a great, oversized Dorito chip once said, "Live mas."
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 05:16:49 PM
man, i'm glad i was born fug, since it never led me to believe i was ENTITLED to have girls like me

:bow homely bros :bow2

YEAHHHHH
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Post by: Positive Touch on February 24, 2012, 05:21:07 PM
hey us pretty motherfuckers can be fucking stupid, but once we get our shit together we're unstoppable
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 24, 2012, 05:38:22 PM
The Bore is a battlefield ... for your heart
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Post by: Positive Touch on February 24, 2012, 05:39:45 PM
love really CAN bloom on a battlefield... as long as you're not a complete wuss about it
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Post by: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2012, 05:41:01 PM
man, i'm glad i was born fug, since it never led me to believe i was ENTITLED to have girls like me

:bow homely bros :bow2

you have a BWC though
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Post by: Oblivion on February 24, 2012, 05:43:40 PM
Sorry to hear that, BN. I sorta know how you feel. Last summer I tried to tap my co-worker, who was pretty awesome to be around, but that didn't end well. I was devastated for like a week (maybe 2?), but then I re-evaluated her and realized that in fact, she was a 7 at BEST, and that it's distinguished mentally-challenged being upset at someone like that. After that, I felt much better about the whole situation, and haven't looked back. Well, that and I also found out she was a lesbian.

One day youll be older and think about this and laugh.

I think the guys got you covered, but the only thing I'll add is that it WILL become a funny memory you'll once look back to, and regardless of the outcome "fagget" is almost assuredly the label you're going to use.

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad
in a couple of years you're gonna feel like a dingus for wasting time pining when you could've been doing other productive/entertaining things, so spare yourself the future cringe memories and move along

Not that I want to make BN feel worse anything, but the guy knew her for 5 years. It's a little harder to get over someone who ripped out your heart like that. At least in my situation I just knew this broad for a few months.
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Post by: chronovore on February 24, 2012, 05:53:30 PM
well I regret this thread

WHY? WTF, why? You came in looking for sympathy and advice, and you've received both in spades.

GET OUT, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF!
(http://i.imgur.com/Zbpm2.jpg)
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2012, 06:10:23 PM
alcohol is truly liquid courage
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 24, 2012, 06:14:37 PM
No.  I was drunk when I made the thread though.  Came back home and started drinking.
Title: Re: Being in love is a rough racket.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 24, 2012, 06:56:53 PM
Being in love isn't rough when the other person feels the same way. That should be the biggest indicator right there that it's not worth the agony.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 24, 2012, 07:21:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwyjxsOYnys
/thread
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 24, 2012, 10:03:18 PM
only bitches try to make you feel better. bros tell it how it is :brofist


seriously though, you shoulda told yer sister how you felt about her sooner :drool
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 24, 2012, 10:04:51 PM
:lol
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Post by: Fifstar on February 24, 2012, 11:53:41 PM
 :rofl
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Post by: T234 on February 24, 2012, 11:59:28 PM
Brandnew, the first girl I ever fell in love with stabbed me through the foot and set me on fire. I was 13 years old. Been an unrepentant outlaw ever since.

This thread is some of that ol pussy shit.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 25, 2012, 01:26:28 AM
badass
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Post by: lennedsay on February 26, 2012, 10:24:59 AM
Being in love isn't rough when the other person feels the same way. That should be the biggest indicator right there that it's not worth the agony.

A million times this. For a relationship (based on love rather than money or convenience) to last, there really can't be a disparity between how much each partner cares for the other.

BN needs to have a higher level of confidence/security to be able to say, "Oh you are not into me? Your loss." then put on your sunglasses/whip your scarf and onto the next girl ASAP. This serves two purposes:

1) More chance for some puss
2) The Declining Party doesn't have time to get all high and mighty about themselves. When you openly pine for them, you're always going to be that guy who was "like totally obsessed with me!" If they see you getting some strange later in the week, they'll figure out really fast that they really aren't more than an option in a sea of opportunity.

Then you can privately post here how you secretly loved them and are depressed. Except you'll probably be too busy drowning in vagina that you'll forget about us.  :(
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Post by: chronovore on February 26, 2012, 12:41:07 PM
Lennedsay bringing the real talk.
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Post by: Himu on February 26, 2012, 12:46:55 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA

this thread
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2012, 03:51:27 PM
It won't be long before BN makes a "I've been letting this girl drive my car for 3 weeks, I even bought her groceries. Should I tell her I love her? dunno if she'll understand or care  :'( " post
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Post by: Himu on February 26, 2012, 05:21:45 PM
It won't be long before BN makes a "I've been letting this girl drive my car for 3 weeks, I even bought her groceries. Should I tell her I love her? dunno if she'll understand or care  :'( " post

i wash her clothes, i do her dishes, i even COOK for her.

why doesn't she love me? ??? :(
Title: Re: Being in love is a rough racket.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2012, 05:40:33 PM
Hey, you know what, you ain't got to do nothing, Borians. You know, ain't like I'm still 15 years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting every night asking mom 'when's my sister coming home?' You know? Who needs her? Hey, she wasn't there to teach me how to tie my first scarf, but I learned it, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I, Borians ?

Got through my first date without her, right? I learned how to get a bj from cougars, I learned how to play guitar, I learned how to tolerate Animal Collective. I had *two* great birthdays without her; she never even sent me a damn card. The hell with her!
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Post by: Positive Touch on February 26, 2012, 07:17:14 PM
hey guys she keeps fucking around on me and taking all my money and i keep getting violently ill every time i eat a meal she makes me but i want to stay for the kids.  back me up guys
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 27, 2012, 01:36:20 AM
:lol :lol :lol

This thread.  THIS FUCKING THREAD.

Sorry everyone is clowning on you, BN.  Where you're at sucks but everyone is right- you just need to jump ship and move on.  The sooner you do the sooner you'll be over it and happy.  At least you told her, even if you picked THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME TO DO SO.  I've got a girl I've had a thing for (I guess you'd call it love?) for years but haven't bothered because she's a) way, way, WAY out of my league, b) lives in another state and c) I don't really think rolling the dice on like the 2.17% chance of having anything happen between us is worth losing a really great friend over.  So, in a nutshell, I FEEL YOUR PAIN.  But you're still being a putz over it, grow some sack and move on.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 27, 2012, 01:40:10 AM
The only way to feel is with a glass of scotch and silence
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 27, 2012, 02:06:45 AM
The only way to feel is with a glass of scotch and silence

:bow drinking :bow2

:bow bottling up your emotions until they burst out at weird moments, like while watching Goonies or some shit :bow2
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 27, 2012, 02:10:50 AM
Yup. The mans way is to suffer emotionally and hide it for as long as possible
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 27, 2012, 02:26:13 AM
The mans way is to suffer emotionally and hide it for as long as possible

pretty much
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 27, 2012, 02:26:43 AM
there are three acceptable feels for a bro: rage, faint respect, and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 27, 2012, 02:56:19 AM
doesn't sound like me, but it very well might have been

I have learned that I am a big fat pussy
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Post by: Himu on February 27, 2012, 03:05:23 AM
doesn't sound like me, but it very well might have been

I have learned that I am a big fat pussy

hey

HEY

we don't take a liking to that word

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Post by: cool breeze on February 27, 2012, 03:08:03 AM
most young people are
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 27, 2012, 03:10:09 AM
God dammit BN, excuses fall from your lips like shit from ass. Take cock in hand and seize this moment for glory
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Post by: Smooth Groove on February 27, 2012, 03:21:17 AM
BN really should have just kept his mouth shut.  Now she's probably too alert for him to throw her a surprise fuck. 
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 27, 2012, 03:40:44 AM
rawr
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 27, 2012, 04:30:30 AM
nah things will be okay.  I'm moving on, got some dates this week.  ain't no thang.
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Post by: chronovore on February 27, 2012, 11:35:05 AM
Quote
I know the responses that will come:  "lol dude move on, she's a slut, what a homo," but this is a girl I match with so much and see a future with.  It sucks, for sure.  I'm sure everyone's been in this position.  I think maybe in a few weeks/months she'd be receptive to me, but I don't wanna seem like that annoying creeper.

I get single-bore mixed up but isn't BN the guy who split up with some girl who then went to play around but she wanted to keep him on the sidelines just in case she changed her mind , then BN posted "yeah, maybe in a few years she'll be back - i know we are meant to be!" ?

Because - i'm having deja vu here.

It takes two to tango - you can theorize that she might come around to your position at some as yet undetermined time in the future when the stars align but you need to get out of this mindset and just get on with your life.
doesn't sound like me, but it very well might have been

I have learned that I am a big fat pussy

It felt like deja vu to me as well, so I looked at your posting history for that thread. If you're in denial, or don't even see this pattern repeating itself, you're in big trouble. Dude, this is you in spades:

Megan is having sex with some dude at work but still wants us to talk and maybe start a relationship later

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/epic-jackie-chan-template.png)
edit: well Bebpo, she really likes me and can see us dating for in the long-term

Megan got back with her ex.  Dropped me like a bag of bricks.  Expected, but still a bummer. Really liked hanging out with her, amazing kisser.  Her ex/current boyfriend is a massive piece of shit, but that's her baggage, not mine.   Oh well.  She still talks to me, I still talk to her, we're still friends.  Maybe some time in the future when she wisens up about this douche, but I'm not going to be waiting with baited breath.
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 27, 2012, 11:43:53 AM
I'm holding judgement until I see an instagram photo.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2012, 01:26:27 PM
Time to think about turning gay, BN.
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Post by: chronovore on February 27, 2012, 01:52:11 PM
I would love to see some girl approach BN the same way he appears to approach women. Put him on a pedestal rather than as equals.  I bet he'd find it creepy rather than endearing.

Unfortunately, it would require that he just came out of a long term relationship when the girl approaches him, so odds are low.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 27, 2012, 02:20:11 PM
womp womp

if it makes you eel any better, I've avoided that megan girl like the plague ever since.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 27, 2012, 02:27:04 PM
who, megan or this girl
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 27, 2012, 02:32:42 PM
yes
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 27, 2012, 02:43:19 PM
Well I walked into that one

no worries.  Got laid on saturday, so I'm on my way
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 27, 2012, 02:49:04 PM
Are you on OKcupid?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 27, 2012, 02:53:35 PM
i'm going to pretend i got laid on saturday because i blacked out for hours and woke up in another borough
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 27, 2012, 02:56:24 PM
i'm going to pretend i got laid on saturday because i blacked out for hours and woke up in another borough

I'm going to pretend I got laid on saturday to erase memories of me trolling BN's sexlife on twitter last night
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Post by: Himu on February 27, 2012, 03:05:57 PM
Cajole, your twitter is the best twitter.
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Post by: chronovore on February 27, 2012, 03:29:24 PM
womp womp

if it makes you eel any better, I've avoided that megan girl like the plague ever since.

If it makes you feel any better, the reason your behavior bothers me so much is that it reminds me of everything I did wrong in high school and my first two years of college.  :-\

You're a good-looking guy with a brain, but you are setting yourself up for continuous disappointment. When you realize women are every bit as human as you are, things will work better. And stop chasing women who have got boyfriends or just lost one.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 27, 2012, 03:59:33 PM
shall do
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 27, 2012, 06:05:58 PM
i REALLY need an uncontrived word that means "sissypants manchild who needs to get over himself lest he dissolve into a pool of his own overemotional narcissism".

How about "mollycoddle" or "milksop"?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 27, 2012, 07:46:16 PM
I like nancyboy.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2012, 08:06:37 PM
Nancyboy is too 3th grade, you need a good solid word that cuts through all the BS, like "cunt".
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 27, 2012, 08:09:44 PM
Aubrey Graham works most effectively
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 27, 2012, 09:01:08 PM
nancycunt
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 27, 2012, 09:08:44 PM
Nancyboy has always been a favorite of mine, but the problem is almost every one you can think is somehow derogatory.

I prefer words that start with 'm' over those that start with 'n'.
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Post by: Mandark on February 27, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lneoujX5Vv1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on February 27, 2012, 09:34:57 PM
Beaten by Mandark.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 27, 2012, 10:12:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tH88c.jpg)
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Post by: Trent Dole on February 28, 2012, 03:46:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbNg5_Jtd8k
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 28, 2012, 05:33:21 AM
that just makes me think of Dial M for Murder and how hilariously passive Grace Kelly's character was.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 29, 2012, 02:12:32 PM
Its time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO0svGjVEP8