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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 12:11:13 PM

Title: It's Friday- class is in session.
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 12:11:13 PM: LEARN IT

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Post by: Fifstar on February 24, 2012, 12:32:27 PM: I've never pooped type 1, looks like rabbit stool.

Type 3 feels so good.
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Post by: Momo on February 24, 2012, 01:37:10 PM: Type 3 is a candy bar.

When is the test?
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Post by: Momo on February 24, 2012, 01:37:31 PM: Also, how much to pass?
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Post by: BlackMage on February 24, 2012, 02:56:24 PM: Type 3 is the best, imo.. no fuss no mess!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 02:59:21 PM: I've been in 4 land for a while now- it's not that messy either.
Title: It's Friday- class is in session.
Post by: Reb on February 24, 2012, 03:04:08 PM: Type 3, no wiping necessary.
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Post by: BlackMage on February 24, 2012, 03:04:49 PM: i think id be more comfortable sitting in a bathtub after a 3 compared to a 4... just sayin.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 03:23:11 PM: it can be smooth and still clean- it can also be sticky- so can a 3. You're assuming these poops arent sticky because the chart doesnt say so.

It's the 1-2 and 5-7 that are the problem-

1: Shotgun effect- splashback all over your ass
2: Too rough, hello Hemorrhoids
5: Splurting out your butt and doing splash damage
6: Enough of this and you create a small mountain of poop that could potentially touch your butt
7: With enough force you're doing splash damage again
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Post by: Himu on February 24, 2012, 03:24:36 PM: Coffee shits suck :(
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Post by: MrAngryFace on February 24, 2012, 03:25:54 PM: Coffee + Asparagus pee = the worst
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Post by: tiesto on February 24, 2012, 04:04:47 PM: Love taking type 3's, lately it's been type 4's with all this fiber I've been eating.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on February 24, 2012, 04:13:41 PM: I had my biggest BM ever a couple days ago. Type 3 but didn't feel anything special looked down and was :o
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Post by: Akala on February 24, 2012, 07:13:18 PM: :lol

it's like every once in a while, a strange pride strikes and you are tempted not to flush so that SOMEONE CAN SEE WHAT YOU HAVE MADE.