THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on February 27, 2012, 01:49:43 AM

Title: I poop on you
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 27, 2012, 01:49:43 AM: just distracted >:(

(http://i.imgur.com/EjHLb.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 27, 2012, 02:31:29 AM: I'm confused. If Mob Da Boss is being physically touched by this person, how come he can't poop on him? He's clearly well within range. It's not like there's a fork in the road, with Mob Da Boss' girlfriend to the right and his oppressor to the left. Poop on him and attend your woman, sir
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Post by: Momo on February 27, 2012, 03:05:32 AM: NO THIS DOESNT COUNT I WAS ONLY USING 10% OF MY POWERLEVEL
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Post by: Sho Nuff on February 27, 2012, 03:21:50 AM: damn dats not legit 4 a PRO zone gamer
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Post by: bork on February 27, 2012, 08:07:30 AM: I got this after responding to post-match hate mail in Soul Calibur V. I told her I didn't understand gibberish and she needed to think about passing the first grade before sending messages.

(http://i.imgur.com/u76OZl.jpg)
Title: Re: I poop on you
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2012, 09:54:36 AM: :bow 2712 Gamerscore :bow2

:piss you :piss2

(imagine that's poo instead of pee coming out)
Title: Re: I poop on you
Post by: chronovore on February 27, 2012, 01:16:47 PM: Monkeys can only fling poo, not shoot it out of their peepee.
Title: Re: I poop on you
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 27, 2012, 02:01:36 PM: Quote from: chronovore on February 27, 2012, 01:16:47 PM
Monkeys can only fling poo, not shoot it out of their peepee.

We don't have a monkey flinging poo emoticon though, so you have to use your imagination. Or I guess we could do this:

:maf
:poop
you
Title: Re: I poop on you
Post by: Robo on February 27, 2012, 03:34:21 PM: To be fair, he did win a round, presumably when he was paying attention. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because Seth is a bullshit character.
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Post by: chronovore on February 27, 2012, 03:56:49 PM: Online with random players is such a crapshoot. I played a bunch of UFC2009 online, and because of my timezone, it was hard to get a decent match with a decent connection. I was paired with one player 3 times in a row. He was pretty good, beat me twice. The third time I got the upper hand, made no mistakes and submitted him -- the guy disconnected. Seriously? I take my lumps, and the guy won't even cede a single win? What a cocksmith.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 27, 2012, 04:34:37 PM: This thread is full of examples why I won't fucking play multi-player online games. Fuck all of this, and quit making fucking games that force me to play with turdburglars in a protracted state of arrested development. FOR FUCKS SAKES I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THE AVERAGE VIDYA ENTHUSIAST.
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Post by: Himu on February 27, 2012, 04:41:56 PM: You're weird, triumph. Just laugh it off and beat the next scrub. How the fuck can you get offended by this?
Title: Re: I poop on you
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 27, 2012, 04:48:50 PM: The idea that the universe does not auto-correct irritates me to no end. There is no reason a person like that should be allowed to gloat- yet it is. Makes me all distracted.
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Post by: Robo on February 27, 2012, 05:16:39 PM: Hate mail, inane excuses and rage DCs are the merit badges of the digital realm.
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 27, 2012, 05:56:45 PM: for some reason I thought this was going to be a Temple Run brag thread and was ready to punch the wall.