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Title: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2012, 10:01:14 PM: had a bad day, had the BLUES. Went to the bar, got a guinness on tap and now I'm feelin' GOOD. DELICIOUS. GIVE ME BRITISH CITIZENSHIP

"I'll have a guinness on tap"
"it's spicy, honey"
"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's the way i like it, love."
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Post by: CajoleJuice on March 01, 2012, 10:05:00 PM: ...spicy?
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Post by: Himu on March 01, 2012, 10:06:05 PM: that's what she said!
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Post by: CajoleJuice on March 01, 2012, 10:08:00 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gB0-8-PyAo
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Post by: The Sceneman on March 01, 2012, 10:20:06 PM: shit drink
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 01, 2012, 10:22:12 PM: Never had it, how does it compare to Mike's Hard Lemonade?
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Post by: lennedsay on March 01, 2012, 10:27:47 PM: It's closer to the Arbor Mist of beers.

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Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 01, 2012, 10:30:54 PM: I'm thinking about walking down to my local bar too, my spring break starts tonight. But all my friends are gone :-/

Is it lame to go to a bar alone? It's just a small darts bar, not a club or anything.
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Post by: Himu on March 01, 2012, 10:33:04 PM: Who the fuck cares if you go to a bar alone? Booze is booze.
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Post by: Huff on March 01, 2012, 10:34:47 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on March 01, 2012, 10:30:54 PM
I'm thinking about walking down to my local bar too, my spring break starts tonight. But all my friends are gone :-/

Is it lame to go to a bar alone? It's just a small darts bar, not a club or anything.

you get used to going to bars alone eventually
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 01, 2012, 10:41:57 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 01, 2012, 10:22:12 PM
Never had it, how does it compare to Mike's Hard Lemonade?

:lol
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 01, 2012, 10:42:23 PM: Also, going to bars alone isnt a great habit
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Post by: Positive Touch on March 01, 2012, 10:53:07 PM: yeah its more fun to drink in the park or in front of your house
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 01, 2012, 10:54:47 PM: Spicy? Huh. Never heard anyone describe Guiness that way.

Went to a local brewery and met my parents for my dad's birthday. Had their British Dark Ale on cask along with a pint of their Imperial IPA.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2012, 10:54:55 PM: Who said anything about out making it a habit? Sometimes you just want a drink on tap. You can meet strangers and have fun while relaxing and cooling your head. On my trip tonight I was even invited a completely different group when I was fully planning o. Drinking my guinness alone and heading out. Ended up having an Old Fashioned on top of the Guinness and new company too.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 01, 2012, 10:56:08 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 01, 2012, 10:01:14 PM
had a bad day, had the BLUES. Went to the bar, got a guinness on tap and now I'm feelin' GOOD. DELICIOUS. GIVE ME BRITISH CITIZENSHIP

"I'll have a guinness on tap"
"it's spicy, honey"
"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's the way i like it, love."

Congrats, you now have an entire nation of drunk Irishmen ready to kick your ignorant ass. :P
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2012, 10:57:51 PM: Well theyre gingers so it balances out.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 01, 2012, 10:58:05 PM: Guiness? British?

:lol

Himuro has just made an enemy out of the IRA.

Also, Guiness Draught in the states has been seriously wrecked in the last few years. It's now a combination of the "Essence of Guinness" (a product of Ireland) and the same malt base used in cheaper beers.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2012, 10:59:12 PM: I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 01, 2012, 11:04:20 PM: Its intervention time
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 01, 2012, 11:04:22 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 01, 2012, 10:59:12 PM
I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.

I don't acknowledge negroes. Peanut butter is a honkey creation.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2012, 11:06:54 PM: Considering the popularity of PB among rats and dogs, I'm going to have to agree.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 01, 2012, 11:08:57 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 01, 2012, 10:59:12 PM
I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.

leper this filth
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 02, 2012, 12:09:18 AM: himu-chan, i like guinness and i occasionally like going to bars alone, too (sunday afternoons in particular)

now let's fukk
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: tehjaybo on March 02, 2012, 12:31:13 AM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 01, 2012, 10:59:12 PM
I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.

What the fuck is this shit.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Himu on March 02, 2012, 12:31:58 AM: Thoughts on gingers, prole?
Title: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: FatalT on March 02, 2012, 12:33:45 AM: Redheads are a-okay with me!
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Himu on March 02, 2012, 12:35:29 AM: Quote from: tehjaybo on March 02, 2012, 12:31:13 AM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 01, 2012, 10:59:12 PM
I don't acknowledge gingers. Guinness is a British creation.

What the fuck is this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 02, 2012, 12:36:55 AM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 02, 2012, 12:31:58 AM
Thoughts on gingers, prole?

not human. i have a ginger friend, arian, so it's okay for me to be racist to them.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 02, 2012, 12:38:22 AM: they really can't be taught
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Post by: Himu on March 02, 2012, 12:39:54 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bohwCOJ5c0M

!!!!!!!
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Post by: Himu on March 02, 2012, 12:43:11 AM: I am laughing at that second vid i posted so hard i just snorted like steve urkel :rofl
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Post by: Himu on March 02, 2012, 12:45:08 AM: This young man is the MLK of gingers. A fine, outspoken orator.
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Post by: Himu on March 02, 2012, 12:47:24 AM: This dude just wiped his spit off his camera that he threw on his lens while yelling. Oh my god. I am in love.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 02, 2012, 12:50:21 AM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 02, 2012, 12:36:55 AM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 02, 2012, 12:31:58 AM
Thoughts on gingers, prole?

not human. i have a ginger friend, arian, so it's okay for me to be racist to them.

redheaded chicks are hot, though. and the irish are awesome.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 02, 2012, 01:02:21 AM: I have just as much fun at bars when I go by myself as opposed to with my friends.

I guess I kinda hate my friends.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Beezy on March 02, 2012, 01:12:25 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 01, 2012, 10:22:12 PM
Never had it, how does it compare to Mike's Hard Lemonade?
:lol
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Trent Dole on March 02, 2012, 01:19:21 AM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 02, 2012, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 02, 2012, 12:36:55 AM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 02, 2012, 12:31:58 AM
Thoughts on gingers, prole?

not human. i have a ginger friend, arian, so it's okay for me to be racist to them.

redheaded chicks are hot, though. and the irish are awesome.
Gonna have to second both of these. ...why dun we have an ireland flag emote? :gun
Title: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Bloodwake on March 02, 2012, 01:22:06 AM: I prefer Murphy's.
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Post by: Momo on March 02, 2012, 01:45:26 AM: There are guinness haters?

Is such a fucking thing even possible.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 02, 2012, 03:38:47 AM: Quote from: Momo on March 02, 2012, 01:45:26 AM
There are guinness haters?

Is such a fucking thing even possible.

Yes it is. Even Scotts and Brits hate Guinness. It's all about Murphy's.

Also, I followed Himu's advice and went to the bar alone. Ended up have sex with a random girl two hours later :lol
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 02, 2012, 04:52:31 AM: I'm going to bars by myself on Thursdays all the time now
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Post by: Diunx on March 02, 2012, 07:55:05 AM: 8 euros? Jesus fuck! A pint is like 6 dollars over here :lol
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Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 02, 2012, 08:59:06 AM: There's a lot of beers I like. Guinness, however, is not among them.

As for going to the bar alone? I don't know. I don't really see myself as the kind of person who would pencil that in as my entire evening or make a habit out of it. But there's been a few times where I've felt like having a couple of drinks and would go sit at the bar for an hour or two. I can see why some might think it's kind of pathetic, but I don't really buy into it. It's not any worse than sitting at home by myself having a couple of beers, which I also don't think is sad.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Himu on March 02, 2012, 09:22:07 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on March 02, 2012, 03:38:47 AM
Quote from: Momo on March 02, 2012, 01:45:26 AM
There are guinness haters?

Is such a fucking thing even possible.

Yes it is. Even Scotts and Brits hate Guinness. It's all about Murphy's.

Also, I followed Himu's advice and went to the bar alone. Ended up have sex with a random girl two hours later :lol

Going to bars alone is great because you will get laid sometimes, or make new friends, or it helps you wind down.

Last year when I went to some random pub on a Sunday, I was greeted by a cougar. She's trying to pick me up and crap, right? I notice a ring on her finger and don't hesitate to mention it. "Oh that. My husband is dead. He died two years ago." "Right." then she called me weird and went inside, while I sipped my Bloody Mary with a cigarette in hand to the beautiful July night sky.

If a man can't enjoy going to a bar alone, something is wrong with him.
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Steve Youngblood on March 02, 2012, 09:22:29 AM: Well, I have gone to a bar alone. And, I can bench press OVER 100 lbs. I think that satisfies that "being a man" requirement. I don't know about this traveling alone stuff, but I think I can disregard it. Have I mentioned that I don't cry when I eat spicy foods?
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Post by: Beezy on March 02, 2012, 10:48:52 AM: Quote from: The Business on March 02, 2012, 09:36:27 AM
I think the man requirement is you have to bench over your bodyweight, I'll have to check my card.
You're absolutely right. 15 more lbs and I'm there.
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Post by: Beezy on March 02, 2012, 11:44:59 AM: :(
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 02, 2012, 11:58:23 AM: lol
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 02, 2012, 01:44:05 PM: I'm old enough now that I replaced maximum carrying capacity with minimum video card specs on my man card. I've paid my dues.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 02, 2012, 01:47:50 PM: Where do you go after picking up a woman at the bar? Hotel, her house, your house? What if you take her home and she stinks
Title: Re: FUCK GUINNESS HATERS
Post by: Huff on March 02, 2012, 01:53:01 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 02, 2012, 01:47:50 PM
Where do you go after picking up a woman at the bar? Hotel, her house, your house? What if you take her home and she stinks

Wouldn't he have figured out she stinks before taking her home? And then there's also shower sex
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 02, 2012, 01:53:23 PM: Get in the shower with her.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 02, 2012, 02:44:39 PM: Parking lot sex, duh.
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Post by: etiolate on March 02, 2012, 02:51:03 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 01, 2012, 10:58:05 PM
Guiness? British?

:lol

Himuro has just made an enemy out of the IRA.

Also, Guiness Draught in the states has been seriously wrecked in the last few years. It's now a combination of the "Essence of Guinness" (a product of Ireland) and the same malt base used in cheaper beers.

Yeah, I've noticed a change in the beer compared to what I had like eight years ago.
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Post by: Huff on March 02, 2012, 03:52:33 PM: Also, bar bathroom sex, although i wouldn't recommend taking that girl home
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 02, 2012, 04:05:42 PM: Quote from: Huff on March 02, 2012, 03:52:33 PM
Also, bar bathroom sex, although i wouldn't recommend taking that girl home

True story, a girl from Chicago moved to Atlanta years n years ago and started working at a restaurant where another girl I knew worked. Girl from Chicago needed a place to live and I needed a roommate so she moved in with me. First night she moved in we walked to the bar by the apartment and were hanging out with a group of my friends, and I noticed she disappeared for like 10-15 minutes. She showed back up at the table looking all flustered and shit and I asked what she had been up to. "Fucking a guy in the bathroom" was her response. Needless to say, I never fucked her. :P
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Post by: Huff on March 02, 2012, 11:50:14 PM: Started with a guinness tonight. Continuing with gin and redbull. Might get wild tonight