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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 04:50:20 PM

Title: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 04:50:20 PM: courtesy of LIVING MAS.

it's a fuckin' jormungandr, heralding the end of my colon. it's the ouroboros of the toilet bowl, endlessly circling. it has the color, length and girth of himu, and double the impact on my rectum. :dizzy

damn
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 04, 2012, 04:53:46 PM: Your cheat meal was at Taco Bell? SMH
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 04:57:34 PM: i blame maf and y'all motherfuckers
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 04, 2012, 04:58:11 PM: Did it go down the toilet? If so that's not a huge shit. When your shit can't go down the toilet and you have to pick it out cause its too large that's when you've had a huge shit.
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 04:59:08 PM: it's not a competition, it's a celebration
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 04, 2012, 05:04:04 PM: :lol

G, Van Crunch isn't 300lbs.
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM: neither is g! :lol
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 04, 2012, 05:05:31 PM: all this talk about taco bell made me want to go to taco bell but then i realized i haven't seen a taco bell in my area in nearly a decade.
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:11:01 PM: it's that, too
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 04, 2012, 05:12:53 PM: It's a little known fact that having a huge shit is almost what anal sex would feel like. Which basically means all guys have a gay potential, it just depends on how many beers it takes to awaken said catamitery.
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2012, 05:16:41 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM
neither is g! :lol

cold blooded
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 04, 2012, 05:26:35 PM: Quote from: Spencer on March 04, 2012, 05:15:16 PM
Poopings never given me a boner tho..
There's obviously something wrong with you then, everybody suffers from erections when defecating.
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 04, 2012, 05:29:21 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM
neither is g! :lol

:rofl
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 04, 2012, 05:33:36 PM: blame me? you just experienced an awesome poop!
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Diunx on March 04, 2012, 05:35:47 PM: I took a shit that looked like a dick with two balls, it even had the little line splitting the head.
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 04, 2012, 05:35:57 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM
neither is g! :lol

My hat is off to you good sir that was quiet funny indeed!
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 04, 2012, 05:37:27 PM: What are your thoughts on this pressing dilemma
http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=4018801
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2012, 05:50:44 PM: I was recently babysitting my 3 year old niece. I had to urinate so made a trip on over to the bathroom, lifted both lids and was surprised by the meanest shit I have ever seen. It was like some awful mixture of Bristol Stool Chart examples 1 and 6 with the same volume produced by two grown men.
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Himu on March 04, 2012, 06:10:00 PM: Damn, give your niece a pat on the back for that poopy.
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 04, 2012, 07:17:59 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2012, 05:05:22 PM
neither is g! :lol

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Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 04, 2012, 08:24:32 PM: No pics = fake

Prole probably can only pass watery, old-man poops after binging on fibercon.
Title: Re: i just dropped the biggest deuce
Post by: MCD on March 04, 2012, 10:33:28 PM: Fairy Deuce.