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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on March 09, 2012, 03:47:50 PM

Title: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 09, 2012, 03:47:50 PM: 50% at Rotten Tomates. The consensus seems to be teetering between "It's really boring" and "Well, it's not that boring." Will you see The First Summer Blockbuster of 2012?
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 09, 2012, 03:49:15 PM: Nope. Blockbusters are for people.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 09, 2012, 03:54:08 PM: Awesome. I'm now a member guys, when do I get an awesome tag? This place is really quite excellent, and although Demi regards me with suspicion, I can safely say that I'm not a secret agent sent by a rival forum to destroy here. I actually posted on another place for 6 whole years until I became bored, then Neogaf for a bit, then wasting your life, then here. I actually didn't post on the latter place, but was interested about Red Scarlets thing, so I browsed for a bit.

Factually accurate.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 09, 2012, 03:58:27 PM: You get to make you're own tag here, the way JOHN CARTER would have done.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 09, 2012, 04:11:00 PM: Alan Moore had a John Carter bit in The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which is worth a peek.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Bebpo on March 09, 2012, 06:10:53 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 09, 2012, 03:58:27 PM
You get to make you're own tag here, the way JOHN CARTER would have done.

:lol
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 09, 2012, 06:37:41 PM: John Carter looks like some 5 year old made it up
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 09, 2012, 06:40:39 PM: It was an ok movie. I had more fun the minute I turned off my brain. I also had trouble following a few parts of it since I had to wipe the stupid 3D glasses a few times, until I decided to go out and exchange for a clean one.

Gorgeous, voluptuous lead actress through. She made going 3D worth it.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 09, 2012, 06:37:41 PM
John Carter looks like some 5 year old made it up

It was a step up from Journey 2. Holy shit, that movie. That fucking movie.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 09, 2012, 06:47:36 PM: Who is the actress?
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 09, 2012, 07:28:36 PM: John Carter getting bad reviews really disappoints me. You'd think that Andrew Stanton and Michael Chabon working from a story by Edgar Rice Burroughs would produce something better than this.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Huff on March 09, 2012, 07:54:27 PM: but its not summer yet
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Positive Touch on March 09, 2012, 08:51:20 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on March 09, 2012, 06:47:36 PM
Who is the actress?

lynn collins?

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Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Trent Dole on March 09, 2012, 11:23:28 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on March 09, 2012, 08:51:20 PM
lynn collins?

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Would. :drool
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 09, 2012, 11:32:59 PM: Yup, she looked amazingly hot near the end...

(http://i.imgur.com/xs7Dx.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/6SNzN.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/zizNH.jpg)

Dejah > :avatar
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: demi on March 10, 2012, 04:18:55 PM: (http://i43.tinypic.com/13zwcup.jpg)
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 10, 2012, 06:13:40 PM: Well, that about wraps it up.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2012, 06:39:27 PM: This should have been a Pixar-esque animated film
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2012, 07:05:30 PM: is it the name of Jay-Z's baby ???
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2012, 07:20:42 PM: I'm tellin' you, this should have been a The Incredibles type cg film. Action packed and as violent and sexually suggestive as the actual film is.

Without a big name actor this had no chance of succeeding as a big budget live action film.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 10, 2012, 09:06:36 PM: $10 million on opening day, same as Prince of Persia.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 10, 2012, 09:14:30 PM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 10, 2012, 07:10:28 PM
RANDY JONES

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Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 10, 2012, 09:18:06 PM: JAMES VEGA
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2012, 10:07:01 PM: MARCUS WILEY (http://limelinx.com/files/df0404acf96f63128ece18c7eb3b48fb)
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 11, 2012, 10:56:40 AM: I thought the movie was decent. Better than Avatar thats for sure.
Title: Re: Before Avatar but after Journey 2 The Mysterious Island...there was JOHN CARTER.
Post by: chronovore on March 12, 2012, 03:11:11 AM: Yeah, this could have been great as a full-CG movie.