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Title: I've been hiding something from you guys for awhile, and it's time I came clean.
Post by: AWESOM-O on March 20, 2012, 07:32:43 PM
I hate Taco Bell.

I guess the Ultimate Stuffed Burrito or whatever they call it is pretty decent if you get it with steak. That's about as much credit as I'll give the place.

Del Taco is vastly superior when it comes to cheap Fake Mexican food. And both places pale in comparison to any real taco restaurant or food truck.


Also, anal sex is gross as hell, and nothing can get me to stop watching a porn faster than a transition into an anal scene.

Also, big hairy bushes are gross. Winners trim.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 20, 2012, 07:37:01 PM
ok
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 20, 2012, 07:39:47 PM
 :avatar
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 20, 2012, 07:48:45 PM
If this is the confession :fbm thread, then I have two:

The last time I got laid was two months ago.  I'm starting to feel like PD, except that you know, I've actually had sex before.

I've also been watching a lot more porn lately.  Sorry but there are very few facially pretty porn stars.  I hate recessed chins and faces that look like they have a touch of the Down's.  That alone pretty much eliminates 70% of the girls in porn.  As a result, there's a small group of women that I fap to.

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Post by: Positive Touch on March 20, 2012, 07:50:01 PM
SEVEN LAYER BURRITOOOOOOO

VOLCANO TACOOOOOO

EMPANADAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 20, 2012, 07:51:21 PM
BAJA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 20, 2012, 07:58:59 PM
I only ate there when they had the $2 combo. Taco Bell is not my first choice for fast food.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2012, 08:00:09 PM
i haven't had taco bell since like...8th grade when it was the coolest thing in the world. that was like 9 years ago  :-\
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Post by: pilonv1 on March 20, 2012, 08:09:20 PM
I suspect someone will be given leper status soon
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 20, 2012, 08:10:57 PM
I suspect someone will be given leper status soon

I'm hoping that it is me.  I've made so many douchebaggy posts that I could barely stand to read them; I'm not sure how anyone else does it.
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 20, 2012, 08:12:05 PM
What do you guys think of Taco Cabana. They at least serve beer.
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Post by: Freyj on March 20, 2012, 08:17:10 PM
What do you guys think of Taco Cabana. They at least serve beer.

Their chips and shells are always shit around here. Stale shit.

Otherwise it's a pretty decent place, but given where they are located I usually pass. You can find much better Tex-Mex in about 90 different locations within 10 minutes of any Taco Cabana.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on March 20, 2012, 08:21:01 PM
i heard a rumor that in order to make someone a leper you have to unleper a existing leper
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Post by: Huff on March 20, 2012, 08:21:31 PM
There are too many local stoner taco shops that stay open way late for me to settle for fast food Mexican.

But back in undergrad when I didn't have that option
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Post by: Himu on March 20, 2012, 08:21:42 PM
for real, i just go to taco bell for fast food like eating

but if i want real mexican i just head up to any local taqueria.
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Post by: Shadow Mod on March 20, 2012, 08:23:00 PM
I don't like Taco Bell either.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 20, 2012, 08:27:09 PM
The best Mexican food around are the hole in the wall joints.  At school, I'd go to a nearby meat packing plant town and eat some of the Mexican food there.  It was fucking awesome.
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 20, 2012, 09:06:05 PM
I hate Taco Bell.
i haven't had taco bell since like...8th grade when it was the coolest thing in the world. that was like 9 years ago  :-\
I don't like Taco Bell either.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/vxhum9.jpg)
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on March 20, 2012, 09:09:33 PM

(http://i42.tinypic.com/vxhum9.jpg)

I can't be the only one who thought this scene was hilariously bad and laughed out loud in the theater, can I?
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Post by: Robo on March 20, 2012, 09:10:28 PM
I only pretend to like Taco Bell.  I think that may be worst of all.
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Post by: lennedsay on March 20, 2012, 09:34:33 PM
:bow Del Taco

:bow AWESOM-O
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 20, 2012, 09:38:38 PM
Del Taco IS totally awesome, way better than Taco Bell.  Problem is there aren't any around me.  :-\

And I won't even go into how long it's been since I had sex.  Although I've pretty much given up and let myself go.  You don't not shave for a year if you're trying to get laid.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 20, 2012, 09:51:19 PM
whats going on in her....oh FUCK YOU GUYS
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Post by: lennedsay on March 20, 2012, 09:52:27 PM
Del Taco IS totally awesome, way better than Taco Bell.  Problem is there aren't any around me.  :-\

And I won't even go into how long it's been since I had sex.  Although I've pretty much given up and let myself go.  You don't not shave for a year if you're trying to get laid.

The only Del Taco franchisee in St. Louis recently went out of business, and definitely not due to decline in business. No one else has taken the reins either.. :fbm

Taco Bell's Fruitista Freeze things are amazing and probably the only thing I actually thoroughly enjoy from TB. However, they will never compare to the handspun chocolate milkshakes the oldest lady in existence would make for me at 3am at Del Taco. How the fuck she could keep up with working overnights and weekends at a drunk/high mecca at her age is beyond me. God bless that woman, where ever she may be now.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2012, 10:48:48 PM
Baby Dumpster this thread.
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Post by: rodi on March 20, 2012, 11:21:58 PM
I had some Taco Bell yesterday, it was delish. The hard shell taco thingy wrapped in the soft flappy bread thingy meal.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on March 20, 2012, 11:37:30 PM
Are there any Del Tacos in Canada?  :-\
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Post by: Momo on March 20, 2012, 11:45:20 PM
i heard a rumor that in order to make someone a leper you have to unleper a existing leper
:rofl
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2012, 12:43:52 AM
Fuck, now I want Taco Bell and the one in town closes in like 15 minutes, which is about how long it would take me to get there.  FUCK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT LIKE 10 HOURS OR SOME SHIT.
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Post by: Diunx on March 21, 2012, 01:30:45 AM
Next time I go to Taco Bell I'm going to order a 1/2 pound meat and potatoes burrito...but with chicken instead of meat!!!! :drool
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 21, 2012, 08:33:32 AM
I still really, really hate jews. tastes awful.

:isrealcry
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Post by: tiesto on March 21, 2012, 11:03:21 AM
Was completely with you till the last line.

Not really a big Taco Bell fan, back in Buffalo there was a local chain called Mighty Taco that was pretty good, but down here we have a few great local Mexican joints to choose from.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2012, 11:05:04 AM
i heard a rumor that in order to make someone a leper you have to unleper a existing leper

The Bore staff does not comment on rumors and speculation
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Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2012, 11:59:53 AM
Jesus Christ.  i thought we were friends but the OP kinda makes me hate you.

1. Taco Bell is the best junk food ever

2. Anal sex is the best as long as it's not gaping asshole closeup porn.

3. It's a garden, woman.  Let it grow.

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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2012, 12:04:46 PM
Would you risk anal sex after your significant other ate Taco Bell, mupepe?
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Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2012, 12:06:41 PM
Would you risk anal sex after your significant other ate Taco Bell, mupepe?
My girls can handle their beans and salsa.  Fucking white boys up in this thread :smug  I'll go one further and fill them with beads and then yank them out like I'm starting a lawnmower.  I'm that confident.
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Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2012, 12:29:01 PM
please don't tell me you wear a condom during ass fucking, Spencer.   :-\
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 21, 2012, 12:46:51 PM
Yeah, the taco bell love around here is baffling, considering the forum is a frustrating excercise in snobbery otherwise.  Its shit meat in shitty tortillas/shells and shit cheese and shit burrito paste.  Its not good enough to be mexican, its not even good enough to be tex-mexican.  Its more like MEH-ican.
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 21, 2012, 12:55:44 PM
You loco, esse?
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Post by: Robo on March 21, 2012, 01:02:52 PM
Egan nailed it a few days ago—The Bore is in its New Sincerity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sincerity) phase, or post-postmodernist ironic phase.
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Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2012, 01:14:58 PM
I actually just don't assfuck. Sorry to disappoint :( pretty much every girl I've been with has let me -- but only once :lol
:teehee  Too big, eh?
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Post by: rodi on March 21, 2012, 02:19:53 PM
But are you using lots of lube???
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Post by: ZephyrFate on March 21, 2012, 02:23:24 PM
Anal sex is awesome, thread over.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on March 21, 2012, 02:39:58 PM
It's like fucking warm velvet. And my god is it tight.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 21, 2012, 05:59:04 PM
Are there any Del Tacos in Canada?  :-\

What's your stance on Taco Bell v. Taco Time?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2012, 06:03:27 PM
please don't tell me you wear a condom during ass fucking, Spencer.   :-\

Isn't ass banging the most dangerous fucking there is? You'd best believe I'd use a condom

I like big asses but I probably wouldn't bang a chick in her ass, would be too weird and I'd constantly be wondering whether she actually liked it or was just pretending.

I'm a sensitive guy, we can fuck but no crying
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Post by: Positive Touch on March 21, 2012, 06:53:52 PM
wah wah wah taco bell gives me the shits

wah wah wah anal sex is dirty

what the fuck is wrong with you children?  stop shaving your nuts and live life LIKE A MAN
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Post by: Robo on March 22, 2012, 12:13:43 AM
Man, I like shaving my nuts.  That ain't even a confession, I'd admit it to anyone.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on March 22, 2012, 12:22:06 AM
I jokingly ask an ex if she were at least virgin in one hole.  She looked shamefacedly at me and apologized that she wasn't.  :lol
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Post by: Positive Touch on March 22, 2012, 12:23:32 AM
Man, I like shaving my nuts.  That ain't even a confession, I'd admit it to anyone.

i was joking; anyone who doesn't at least trim that shit is a disgusting dirtbag
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Post by: Flannel Boy on March 22, 2012, 01:33:13 AM
Are there any Del Tacos in Canada?  :-\

What's your stance on Taco Bell v. Taco Time?

Taco Time?

I guess there's one in Brampton. Pass.

edit: looks like there's a ton in Winnipeg. I had a Taco Bell a few blocks north of my apartment, so I guess I never bothered to look for quasi-Mexican fast food.


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Post by: Smooth Groove on March 22, 2012, 01:40:17 AM
What does Canadian cuisine consist of? 
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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 22, 2012, 01:48:31 AM
What does Canadian cuisine consist of? 

Poutine and pickled moose antlers.
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Post by: Mupepe on March 22, 2012, 10:39:31 AM
please don't tell me you wear a condom during ass fucking, Spencer.   :-\

Isn't ass banging the most dangerous fucking there is? You'd best believe I'd use a condom

I like big asses but I probably wouldn't bang a chick in her ass, would be too weird and I'd constantly be wondering whether she actually liked it or was just pretending.

I'm a sensitive guy, we can fuck but no crying
Nothing is more dangerous than having a kid. 

Trust me, a girl won't pretend to like ass sex.  She either does or doesn't and you can tell because she'll either be holding on to the bed being really silent and breathing hard just waiting for you to cum (hint: she doesn't like it) or she'll actually be into it.  It usually brings out the dirty side in girls when they like it. 
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 23, 2012, 07:51:09 PM
I dislike Mexicans, but that's purely because they all obsess about their mothers, and Freud obsessed about mothers, and he was a bit Jewish'y.