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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on March 26, 2012, 08:14:30 PM

Title: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: T234 on March 26, 2012, 08:14:30 PM
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/sex-trade-workers-hail-legalization-of-brothels-as-major-victory/article2381372/page1/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/sex-trade-workers-hail-legalization-of-brothels-as-major-victory/article2381372/page1/)


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Ontario’s top court has legalized brothels and will allow prostitutes to have security and other staff that is specifically aimed at protecting prostitutes.

In a landmark decision Monday, the court said that prostitution is extremely dangerous work where inherent risks are multiplied by laws preventing prostitutes from working together under one roof or hiring security staff.

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The change will allow police to prosecute violent and manipulative pimps while at the same time permitting prostitutes to engage drivers or security staff to protect them, the court said.


MMM, DELICIOUS
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Powerslave on March 26, 2012, 08:16:30 PM
why is boogie always so uptight about everything
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 26, 2012, 08:24:07 PM
why is boogie always so uptight about everything

Been too long since he's had a good cornholing.
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Boogie on March 26, 2012, 08:24:45 PM
why is boogie always so uptight about everything

Force policy to keep our batons stuck up our ass when not in use.
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Boogie on March 26, 2012, 08:26:57 PM
Anyhow....

(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/50/115964011_42447bda8d.jpg)

oh wait, I live here.
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Powerslave on March 26, 2012, 08:34:13 PM
why is boogie always so uptight about everything

Force policy to keep our batons stuck up our ass when not in use.

I bet this is one of those self-proclaimed policies cops tend to make up.



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Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 26, 2012, 08:35:15 PM
chill out boogie! we just want to start a business that uses drones to deliver prostitutes filled with tacos!
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Boogie on March 26, 2012, 08:37:09 PM
chill out boogie! we just want to start a business that uses drones to deliver prostitutes filled with tacos!

*insert xzibit macro here*
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: The Sceneman on March 27, 2012, 12:50:14 AM
I would gladly bone a hooker if I could afford it
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: The Sceneman on March 27, 2012, 01:06:38 AM
tbh I'm not sure if I could actually do the deed if it came down to it, but I havent had sex in over a year so I'm going pretty crazy
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 27, 2012, 01:10:07 AM
tbh I'm not sure if I could actually do the deed if it came down to it, but I havent had sex in over a year so I'm going pretty crazy

Pfft, call me when your dry spell hits 3+ years

FUCKING AMATEURS 

Granted I am like a google years old or whatever, but still
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2012, 01:14:30 AM
pfff
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 27, 2012, 01:31:24 AM
pfff

The fact that you're a virgin is completely, 100% your fault Arvie.  You're not fat, ugly, balding and mean like me- you're relatively good looking, you're just a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.  I look like a cave troll and could get laid if I wanted to put up with having to deal with women's bullshit- you probably can't talk to a woman without them thinking "he probably wants to stab me and fuck the wound".
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2012, 01:38:31 AM
And you can't get laid because you are mean.   :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 27, 2012, 01:39:18 AM
And you can't get laid because you are mean.   :'( :'( :'(

:lol
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 27, 2012, 01:41:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iicTW-PQ9S8
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2012, 01:47:50 AM
nah, I'm to busy being lonely. 
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 27, 2012, 01:55:18 AM
I wouldn't touch an ordainary hooker but I might pay for escorting services from pornstars. 
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2012, 01:58:01 AM
To discuss BBCs with them?  It would be like chatting with PD if he had some real life experience of the phenomenon. 
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 27, 2012, 02:00:06 AM
Dude, FM, I bet I could get you laid if it were important to you. Easily. And it wouldn't have to be a hooker!

I have less respect for women who'd just fuck around for free.  whores>sluts

To discuss BBCs with them?  It would be like chatting with PD if he had some real life experience of the phenomenon.

 Maybe I'll hire a big-time dodger and bring PD along to break her in. 
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: chronovore on March 27, 2012, 06:19:20 AM
chill out boogie! we just want to start a business that uses drones to deliver prostitutes filled with tacos!

*insert xzibit macro here*

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Huff on March 27, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Idk what world you're from but "fucking around for free" is called casual dating.

I wouldn't consider dating "free" unless you can con some girl into paying
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Huff on March 27, 2012, 11:23:04 AM
 :bow

ugh house parties? gross
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Mupepe on March 27, 2012, 11:29:19 AM
I'd fuck an escort.  *shrug*  She gets a ton of money and I get a crazy hot woman.  Never have though.  I was always too cheap
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Diunx on March 27, 2012, 01:54:02 PM
I love house parties.
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2012, 02:33:37 PM
I can imagine FM at a bar impressing the SHIT out of women by putting his foot on the table and taking out pics of his dog from inside the boot. Pussy for days
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 27, 2012, 03:04:22 PM
I can imagine FM at a bar impressing the SHIT out of women by putting his foot on the table and taking out pics of his dog from inside the boot. Pussy for days

Think this might work?  Can it be a printed off picture?  I don't want to go to the store and get a real one done, on account of there being people in stores.
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 27, 2012, 04:23:31 PM
tbh I'm not sure if I could actually do the deed if it came down to it, but I havent had sex in over a year so I'm going pretty crazy

Pfft, call me when your dry spell hits 3+ years

FUCKING AMATEURS 

Granted I am like a google years old or whatever, but still

3+ years? pffttt
Title: Re: HEY BOOGIE
Post by: chronovore on March 27, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
I can imagine FM at a bar impressing the SHIT out of women by putting his foot on the table and taking out pics of his dog from inside the boot. Pussy for days

Think this might work?  Can it be a printed off picture?  I don't want to go to the store and get a real one done, on account of there being people in stores.

Get your dog tattoo'd on your ankle, and then just put your shoe on the table, raise your pants leg, and show it off.