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Title: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: The Business on April 01, 2012, 10:34:14 AM
Check out Google Maps, or read why Tom Malinowski is resigning from Human Rights Watch on Foreign Policy:

http://maps.google.com/

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/04/01/why_im_leaving_human_rights_watch

WHAT OTHER CRAZINESS IS GOING ON?
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2012, 10:44:25 AM
All ads blocked by AdBlock have been replaced with pictures of cats.
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 01, 2012, 10:46:08 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2012, 10:44:25 AM
All ads blocked by AdBlock have been replaced with pictures of cats.

I need to see this.
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 01, 2012, 11:01:24 AM
somethingawful without a membership
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: chronovore on April 01, 2012, 11:18:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KhZKNZO8mQ
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: thisismyusername on April 01, 2012, 11:34:41 AM
Reddit's joke this year is a time machine a la Dr. Who's image. Goes back to random years and then "today, tomorrow, 2020, ... the end of time."

Makes comments in the future happen "-n years ago" while in the past is "n years ago."

Not that funny, but I thought it was a neat idea.
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Powerslave on April 01, 2012, 12:38:12 PM
Maddox is gonna change his ways and become a different person :-[

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=second_chance_af
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Robo on April 01, 2012, 12:41:30 PM
ThinkGeek always does some of my favorites.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee05/

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/ee05_skyrim_electronic_dragon_shout_hoodie.jpg)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee04/

(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/ee04_marshmallow_creeps.jpg)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee08/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq3L1ZxzMRY

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee07/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is4PHzSjEH8
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2012, 01:41:28 PM
Quote from: The Business on April 01, 2012, 11:00:40 AM
Someone show me a site that should have ads

Neogaf.com :teehee
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 01, 2012, 03:06:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CkANi.jpg)
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Powerslave on April 01, 2012, 04:24:06 PM
hellmann's mayo  :-X
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Powerslave on April 01, 2012, 06:42:51 PM
that's because you haven't eaten proper (dutch) mayo brah

fries without mayo is unthinkable here, anyone who buys fries with just ketchup or any other sauce excluding mayo is A CREEPY CREEP
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 02, 2012, 12:53:28 AM
Quote from: Powerslave on April 01, 2012, 04:24:06 PM
hellmann's mayo  :-X

Yeah, because any other mayo would be tasty in those donuts.

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Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: T234 on April 02, 2012, 12:58:10 AM
Mayo is TERRBLE
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Beezy on April 02, 2012, 01:01:49 AM
But Undercover Brother taught me that white people love mayo ???
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: T234 on April 02, 2012, 01:31:22 AM
Is it true that all Jamaicans smoke weed, beezy? All 12 of them I've met face-to-face in my lifetime have smoked, even the chicks.
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Beezy on April 02, 2012, 11:38:27 AM
Quote from: Spencer on April 02, 2012, 01:05:19 AM
Why you gotta put us in a box Beezy?! ONE TRIBE!
:lol

Quote from: T234 on April 02, 2012, 01:31:22 AM
Is it true that all Jamaicans smoke weed, beezy? All 12 of them I've met face-to-face in my lifetime have smoked, even the chicks.
No, but the majority do. My direct family doesn't smoke weed at all. I'm sure they've all tried it at some point though. I do with friends every now and then. Everything I've heard as a kid about it being addictive was bullshit.
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2012, 01:43:04 PM
people who don't like mayo? what the fuck do you put on your sandwiches? miracle whip?
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Diunx on April 02, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
Mayo >>>>>>>> Ketchup.
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: D3RANG3D on April 02, 2012, 02:12:46 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 02, 2012, 01:43:04 PM
people who don't like mayo? what the fuck do you put on your sandwiches? miracle whip?

Black people
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 02, 2012, 02:15:36 PM
MONOCLES FOR PUGS (http://www.warbybarker.com/index.html)

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17iac5zd0pjgrjpg/original.jpg)

Look at that pug, not giving a fuck.  :-[
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: T234 on April 02, 2012, 02:16:19 PM
Quote from: Spencer on April 02, 2012, 01:31:47 PM
Yeah, I went from smoking every day to not smoking at all with no trouble. Only side effect was bitching about it and CRAZY vivid dreams. The kind where you can get hurt and feel it.

That's your seratonin level going back up. I've had some goddamn crazy ones in my day.
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2012, 02:20:54 PM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on April 02, 2012, 02:12:46 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 02, 2012, 01:43:04 PM
people who don't like mayo? what the fuck do you put on your sandwiches? miracle whip?

Black people

i'm pretty sure every black person i've met puts mayo on their hamburger buns
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: D3RANG3D on April 02, 2012, 02:26:46 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 02, 2012, 02:20:54 PM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on April 02, 2012, 02:12:46 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 02, 2012, 01:43:04 PM
people who don't like mayo? what the fuck do you put on your sandwiches? miracle whip?

Black people

i'm pretty sure every black person i've met puts mayo on their hamburger buns

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Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2012, 03:14:41 PM
Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on April 02, 2012, 02:15:36 PM
MONOCLES FOR PUGS (http://www.warbybarker.com/index.html)

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17iac5zd0pjgrjpg/original.jpg)

Look at that pug, not giving a fuck.  :-[

Fucks Given: 0
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Enl on April 02, 2012, 03:26:11 PM
Mayo + Fries = Jizzlets from the gods.

 :drool
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: Tasty on April 02, 2012, 05:26:21 PM
Quote from: Green Man on April 01, 2012, 11:28:11 AM
Am I crazy for wanting a Morse code app? That'd be a cool thing to learn.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rgam.morsekeyboard

Have at it.
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: T234 on April 02, 2012, 05:35:41 PM
One of my older bosses smoked a blunt (some of the cuban cigars he rolled blunts with are still in his humidor that he passed down to his son, alongside some blunts rolled in the 50's. That was the highest I've ever been off weed smoking one of those 50's blunts at his wake, got more visuals than almost any time I've done LSD) every two hours he was awake every day from 1945 (two days after he got back from WW2, the whole first day was spent fucking his GF at the time "ragged" according to him :lol :lol ) to 2001. He had a nightmare two days after he quit that was so intense it caused him to have a heart attack and die.

His reason for quitting those two days?

Tolerance break.
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: T234 on April 02, 2012, 06:23:33 PM
Now that I think about it, they cure their weed in Africa in what can be described as trenches that are almost like humidors. Ergot mushrooms (ergot is one of the things that have lysergic compounds in them, used for making LSD) grow naturally in them. So I was probably exposed to HUUUGE amounts of LSA without even knowing about it :rofl :rofl 
Title: Re: April Fools' Day on the Web
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 03, 2012, 09:33:48 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 02, 2012, 03:14:41 PM
Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on April 02, 2012, 02:15:36 PM
MONOCLES FOR PUGS (http://www.warbybarker.com/index.html)

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17iac5zd0pjgrjpg/original.jpg)

Look at that pug, not giving a fuck.  :-[

Fucks Given: 0

But that pug is sooooooooooooooo adorable! 8)