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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on April 16, 2012, 04:28:19 PM

Title: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Billy Rygar on April 16, 2012, 04:28:19 PM
And instead I found out I will be giving an hour long lecture to an undergraduate auditorium. :'(
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 16, 2012, 04:30:31 PM
On what? History of Wine? History of Bread? History of WineBread?
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2012, 04:32:44 PM
Damn, I don't think there's any topic I could talk about for an hour straight, just myself without some back and forth
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 16, 2012, 04:33:43 PM
Yeah I know enough to get by at work and thats about it.
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 16, 2012, 04:34:04 PM
Ice Cubes: Threat or Menace?
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2012, 04:35:04 PM
:lol
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Brehvolution on April 16, 2012, 04:36:10 PM
Ice Cubes: Threat or Menace?

(http://i39.tinypic.com/mtrxxk.jpg)
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 16, 2012, 05:00:08 PM
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BE GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 16, 2012, 05:07:09 PM
"Is Wine Good?" - A one-act play written and performed by Billy Rygar
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2012, 05:20:42 PM
"Where Grapes Come From, a personal presentation by Billy Rygar"
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: demi on April 16, 2012, 05:51:27 PM
they're going because they dont want to go to class, anyway.
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 16, 2012, 05:57:35 PM
i thought u were malek for a second and said that most kids would like to know how u fuck up so much that u drop out of law school in the last year but alas
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2012, 06:01:11 PM
^
leper plz
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 16, 2012, 06:03:33 PM
^
leper plz
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2012, 08:06:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inDf6-TUq5s
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Robo on April 16, 2012, 08:07:40 PM
Last week: The Founder of Sun Microsytems
This Week: Billy Rygar
Next Week: A winemaker who is world famous and has written several books.

FUCK ME

If it makes you feel any better, it's not like anybody is gonna show up anyway.  You're welcome!
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 16, 2012, 09:09:58 PM
Tug one out behind the podium.  No one will forget you or be bored by your boring talk.
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Positive Touch on April 16, 2012, 09:11:38 PM
just pass around some wine during the presentation and no one will give a shit what you say
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Positive Touch on April 16, 2012, 09:13:40 PM
alternatively:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeyqS9BDPds
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: demi on April 16, 2012, 09:15:53 PM
talk about like how totally awesome your wife is and how like your marriage is awesome
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2012, 09:36:40 PM
"she runs faster than me"
*everyone laughs*
:fbm
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 16, 2012, 10:08:56 PM
Fuck all that, talk about PETZ 4
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: brawndolicious on April 16, 2012, 11:07:38 PM
There's a lot to talk about with wine. From the farming to the fermenting to the critics making up bullshit. I mean you could easily make a dumbed down, 4thekidz abridged history of wine that will keep people interested.

Just don't use any text in your powerpoints. All pictures. Or people will fall asleep.
Title: Re: So I signed up to do a presentation to a graduate seminar...
Post by: Positive Touch on April 16, 2012, 11:31:06 PM
remember to work this video in there somewhere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk