http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPE_Vpd9lO8
Get one of your virgins early today, broseph!
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Play your cards right and it could be me. :-*
Happy Birthday, you prince among men! If I ever get you in my grasp, I'm gonna go all Sarah Palin on you!
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"Drill, baby! Drill!"