THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Boogie on May 07, 2012, 09:46:41 PM
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This is the most hilarious wannabe site I've ever seen. Apparently this is a real "mall-security" type company in Canada with delusions of grandeur:
http://federalsecurityagency.ca/fedsec/
Led by the one, the only, Chief of Staff Harry Peckham:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/officialharrypeckham/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Harry-Peckham-Chief-of-Staff-Federal-Security-Agency/185525241508891
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Men want to be him, and Women want to be with him. :bow
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FEDSEC also provided Close Protection to television and film actress, humanitarian, political activist, fashion designer, model, and philanthropist Ashley Judd
FEDSEC's Protection Division has recently provided CP to Idris Elba, an English television, theatre, and film actor. He has starred in Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Thor, The Losers and his TV series Luther
A former U.S. Navy Admiral who is on our Board of Advisors told me about the design for the Navy’s new class of destroyer, the Zumwalt class destroyer (DDG-1000). Three are being built now at a cost of $3.3B per.
Sounds like a pretty good gig. I think you're just mad that he is getting all of these awesome detail jobs.
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FEDSEC
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FEDSEC also provided Close Protection to television and film actress, humanitarian, political activist, fashion designer, model, and philanthropist Ashley Judd
Sounds like a pretty good gig. I think you're just mad that he is getting all of these awesome detail jobs.
Honestly, I'm considering quitting my job and putting in an application.
FEDSEC :bow2
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I'd FEDSECS Ashley Judd, if you know what I mean.
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Motherfucker looks like he couldn't stop a 15 year old wegro much less Canadian MS-13.
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Oh, and he's got ROYAL LINEAGE!
http://sorengrau.com/harry2/?page_id=214
This website was created at the suggestion of my son, Rory, who wanted a published memory of his grandfather, my father, as well as a written record of the Peckham family lineage which dates back to 1027 and King Richard I of England’s 3rd Crusade to Jerusalem, and Rory’s ancestry which dates back to before the birth of Jesus Christ.
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Motherfucker looks like he couldn't stop a 15 year old wegro much less Canadian MS-13.
What makes you think we have MS-13 here in Canada, Thor? :teehee
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he looks like some weird cross betwen jason bateman and tim allen :wtf
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Unfortunately, it seems that there is a dastardly plot afoot to discredit the honourable and necessary work that FEDSEC is doing:
http://www.sootoday.com/content/news/details.asp?c=38890
Following a year-long investigation, the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) Anti-Rackets Branch has laid 141 charges under the Private Security & Investigative Services Act (PSISA) against a business entity and two of its directors.
Since February 2011, members of the Provincial Security Enforcement Unit have been conducting an enforcement initiative in the City of Greater Sudbury.
During the initiative, it was determined a security guard was performing uniform security duties while unlicensed at the Sudbury Regional Hospital -- now known as Health Sciences North.
A comprehensive investigation looked into the hiring and training practices of an agency that employed security guards at the hospital and included numerous witness interviews and the execution of two search warrants.
Charged with 47 counts each of employing an unlicensed security guard and failing to provide mandated training pursuant to the Training and Testing Regulation in the PSIS Act are:
• Corporation Number 001685324 - FEDSEC CORPORATION (operating as Federal Security Agency), and;
• Two directors of FEDSEC CORPORATION - Arthur Harrison Peckham III and Sir Neil M. Shaw.
The investigation is considered concluded and no further charges are contemplated at this time.
Mr. Peckham and Mr. Shaw are expected to appear in court in Sudbury on April 16, 2012.
:'(
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Yeah, I thought this was a Boogie movin' on up the ass kicking ladder thread.
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Wait, that ISN'T Boogie in those pictures? Son I am disappoint.
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he looks like some weird cross betwen jason bateman and tim allen :wtf
There's someone else in there that I can't quite put my finger on. Jim Varney? Marc Summers?
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he looks like some weird cross betwen jason bateman and tim allen :wtf
There's someone else in there that I can't quite put my finger on. Jim Varney? Marc Summers?
Harry Shearer?
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This one is really bugging me. He looks identical to someone and I can't come up with the name.
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This one is really bugging me. He looks identical to someone and I can't come up with the name.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/81/HughLaurie-BertieWooster.jpg/250px-HughLaurie-BertieWooster.jpg)
Hugh Laurie 20 years ago?
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Motherfucker looks like he couldn't stop a 15 year old wegro much less Canadian MS-13.
What makes you think we have MS-13 here in Canada, Thor? :teehee
Coke is twice what it is in America, ain't it? Trust me, there is MS-13 in BC.
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This one is really bugging me. He looks identical to someone and I can't come up with the name.
Bottom half Keifer Sutherland, Top half Larry Sanders?
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that picture reminds me of Donald Sutherland for some reason
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while I'd love to believe FEDSEC is real, that lear jet plane phone shot set off my bullshit detector for some reason
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This one is really bugging me. He looks identical to someone and I can't come up with the name.
(http://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2008/11/jamesbond-vi.jpg)
It's pretty obvious.
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He really does look like a Sutherland, which is appropriate I guess.
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This one is really bugging me. He looks identical to someone and I can't come up with the name.
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This one is really bugging me. He looks identical to someone and I can't come up with the name.
Donald Sutherland
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this thread is too real for me.
edit: wrong thread
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I put in an application.
You may also apply through here:
http://www.jobbank.gc.ca/detail-eng.aspx?OrderNum=6395719&Source=JobPosting
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I put in an application.
I hope you attached some head shots to your cover letter.
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$12.00 to $18.00 Hourly for 10 hours per week
dolla dolla bill, yall
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What's a wegro?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wegro
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This one is really bugging me. He looks identical to someone and I can't come up with the name.
Allison Janney
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