THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 04:11:04 PM
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1. If they make gay marriage legal, they'll eventually make pedophilia legal.
2. God hates homosexuals, so if they marry, they will doom us all
3. A man cannot love another man; however, a woman can love another woman because lesbians are hot
4. Our children will find out what homosexuality is and I cannot tell them that people put penises into other peoples butt holes
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i think gay people will be a lot better at being married than straight people have
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Gay marriage. The #1 issue for election year presidents.
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Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.
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Maybe Rygar left because he knew this would happen, and had to prepare for teh gays attacking his marriage :violin
Prole is next
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The war on marriage is on. Equip your wedding bands and flower bouquets, we're going queer hunting.
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Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.
I'm trying to find this video where they make the claim that gays should marry because they'll have the same issues that straight people have with marriage (ie. lack of sex, frustration;etc) but can't find it
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Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.
Urban myth.
TMI
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borys when you fuck your wife do you give it to her before or after you stomp on her dress
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Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.
Urban myth.
Not in countries where it's illegal to treat your wife as property.
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I like that it gives me an easy out when I inevitably -- based on statistics -- decide that divorce is my best course of action. "When did it go downhill? I'd say that once the gay marriage floodgates opened, it just cheapened the whole thing."
That'll have to be my go to, because my favorite excuse for a failed marriage isn't really apllicable: "Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help."
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:lol
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Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.
Urban myth.
(http://i35.tinypic.com/x3yc93.jpg)
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Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.
Sorry Joe, you are beyond wrong here. Gays love teh sex. Men want to fuck and fuck all night long. It's the women who stand in their way.
On the inverse, gays are extremely "moody" - moreso than women sometimes.
The ones that WANT to get gay married are the ones who will stick together, however.
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Anyone who voted this in can no longer play the "keep govt out of our lives" tune. I'm gonna be a lazy fuck and just copypaste what I wrote on the facebook:
I don't really get into politics because to me it's like looking through a telescope at a constellation of assholes, but this wasn't a political thing. I don't think it was really a religious thing, either, because I know people who only set foot inside a church for a marrying or a burying, and I am pretty sure some of them voted against it. My Dad probably did, and it's likely he'd spontaneously combust upon crossing a church threshold. As far as I can tell it was a power and superstition thing, and in my opinion a very dumb thing. I just can't see where it would have hurt anyone, or turned NC into some sort of paranoid delusionary "gay factory," or started a war, or caused the world to end. I don't even know why there had to be a vote for something as basic as an acknowledgement of fellow citizens. I'm just baffled by it.
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GAY DIVORCE COURT
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working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
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I've actually had to defriend two people on facebook over this, no joke. One who was happy to admit to voting for it.
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I think the people who think gay marriage is an attack on the specialness of hetero marriage have a point. It totally is. And that's why I will always support it.
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one step closer to making me and himu's final fantasy wedding a reality
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I don't know of any negative ramifications. If anything it'd be a small but nice stimulus.
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IIRC gay marriage caused Hurricane Katrina.
EDIT - No, that was Hurricane Irene. My bad.
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Gay marriage has been legal in my state for about three years. It has been downhill ever since.
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ram ification
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What do laws about gay marriage matter anyways? Since they're allowed in the military we'll be invaded and absorbed into the global caliphate in a few years anyway, at which point marriage will be governed by radical sharia law.
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Would Al Bundy be happier on a gay marriage?
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What do laws about gay marriage matter anyways? Since they're allowed in the military we'll be invaded and absorbed into the global caliphate in a few years anyway, at which point marriage will be governed by radical sharia law.
I thought we were already governed by radical sharia law. Radical gay sharia law.
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Figuring out which husband is the one who needs to completely cover his body is actually really complicated.
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Would Al Bundy be happier on a gay marriage?
Yes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D25kiWMDv0w
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Figuring out which husband is the one who needs to completely cover his body is actually really complicated.
:lol
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Why should people who don't believe in god have to live under his rules?
It's also legal in more states to marry your cousin and have sex with animals than states that allow gay marriage so people can shove their 'morality' bullshit up their jesus holes.
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Would Al Bundy be happier on a gay marriage?
Yes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D25kiWMDv0w
Al is my hero.
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working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this. Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them.
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working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this. Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them.
Same thing here at work, although I overheard one of the vice-principals in one of my buildings talk about how she's using up her Starbucks giftcards, and then never going there again due to their support of gay marriage in WA.
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I don't shop at Walmart because of their political leanings. I don't buy gas or do business with any place that shows faux news on their TV's. It doesn't surprise me the other side does it.
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working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this. Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them.
Same thing here at work, although I overheard one of the vice-principals in one of my buildings talk about how she's using up her Starbucks giftcards, and then never going there again due to their support of gay marriage in WA.
:lol
It's good to see that free lattes outweigh her personal convictions.
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I still eat Chik-fil-A, I just shake my head disapprovingly at the WASP behind the counter while I'm ordering.
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Figuring out which husband is the one who needs to completely cover his body is actually really complicated.
It's not that complicated. We split the difference by having each of them cover half of his body. The uncovered half is centered around the genital area to aid in converting others to the radical gay sharia agenda.
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(http://i.imgur.com/iMx0p.jpg)
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I PM'd blame space about how happy I was that he'd settled his coat in here. This was yesterday, and I haven't heard a reply.
Seriously. Personally I think him and Spencer might be homosexuals.
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working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this. Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them.
Same thing here at work, although I overheard one of the vice-principals in one of my buildings talk about how she's using up her Starbucks giftcards, and then never going there again due to their support of gay marriage in WA.
:lol
She could be a brilliant troll, you never know
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working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this. Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them.
Same thing here at work, although I overheard one of the vice-principals in one of my buildings talk about how she's using up her Starbucks giftcards, and then never going there again due to their support of gay marriage in WA.
:lol
It's good to see that free lattes outweigh her personal convictions.
Starbucks already got their money when the giftcards were purchased. Actually using them doesn't give Starbucks any more, in fact it benefits the cause by expending resources that would otherwise have gone to providing aid and comfort to its degenerate staff and regular clientele.
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vice principal should stay in school
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:drudge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI
:drudge
well I'm convinced
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lol @ the guy behind her
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He's cute. I'd rupture his intestines.
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The lady behind her...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0fNv2bAmE
:american :supergay :american
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The lady behind her...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0fNv2bAmE
:american :supergay :american
omg :bow
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"Parents tend to go into closets when their daughters and sons come out" may be my favorite quote of the year so far.
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(http://i.imgur.com/iMx0p.jpg)
:teehee
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I know we've all seen this already, but I'll never get tired of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d63ClccjjE
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I know I've said this many times already, but I'll never get tired of saying how much I love that ginger.
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:drudge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI
:drudge
well I'm convinced
Best spoken word poetry slam ever :bow
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUXDKnL4xGE