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Title: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 04:11:04 PM
1. If they make gay marriage legal, they'll eventually make pedophilia legal.
2. God hates homosexuals, so if they marry, they will doom us all
3. A man cannot love another man; however, a woman can love another woman because lesbians are hot
4. Our children will find out what homosexuality is and I cannot tell them that people put penises into other peoples butt holes
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: blame space on May 10, 2012, 04:14:56 PM
i think gay people will be a lot better at being married than straight people have
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 10, 2012, 04:16:06 PM
Gay marriage. The #1 issue for election year presidents.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2012, 04:17:15 PM
Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2012, 04:17:50 PM
Maybe Rygar left because he knew this would happen, and had to prepare for teh gays attacking his marriage :violin

Prole is next
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 04:19:36 PM
The war on marriage is on. Equip your wedding bands and flower bouquets, we're going queer hunting.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 04:27:01 PM
Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.

I'm trying to find this video where they make the claim that gays should marry because they'll have the same issues that straight people have with marriage (ie. lack of sex, frustration;etc) but can't find it
Title: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 10, 2012, 04:36:58 PM
Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.

Urban myth.

TMI
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 04:38:14 PM
borys when you fuck your wife do you give it to her before or after you stomp on her dress
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 10, 2012, 04:42:48 PM
Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.

Urban myth.

Not in countries where it's illegal to treat your wife as property.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Steve Youngblood on May 10, 2012, 05:02:11 PM
I like that it gives me an easy out when I inevitably -- based on statistics -- decide that divorce is my best course of action. "When did it go downhill? I'd say that once the gay marriage floodgates opened, it just cheapened the whole thing."

That'll have to be my go to, because my favorite excuse for a failed marriage isn't really apllicable: "Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help."
Title: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 10, 2012, 05:06:16 PM
:lol
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2012, 05:39:54 PM
Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.

Urban myth.

(http://i35.tinypic.com/x3yc93.jpg)
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: demi on May 10, 2012, 05:50:11 PM
Why they wanna get married anyway? It's well known that married dudes don't get no anal/oral sex.

Sorry Joe, you are beyond wrong here. Gays love teh sex. Men want to fuck and fuck all night long. It's the women who stand in their way.

On the inverse, gays are extremely "moody" - moreso than women sometimes.

The ones that WANT to get gay married are the ones who will stick together, however.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 10, 2012, 06:54:16 PM
Anyone who voted this in can no longer play the "keep govt out of our lives" tune.  I'm gonna be a lazy fuck and just copypaste what I wrote on the facebook:


I don't really get into politics because to me it's like looking through a telescope at a constellation of assholes, but this wasn't a political thing. I don't think it was really a religious thing, either, because I know people who only set foot inside a church for a marrying or a burying, and I am pretty sure some of them voted against it. My Dad probably did, and it's likely he'd spontaneously combust upon crossing a church threshold. As far as I can tell it was a power and superstition thing, and in my opinion a very dumb thing. I just can't see where it would have hurt anyone, or turned NC into some sort of paranoid delusionary "gay factory," or started a war, or caused the world to end. I don't even know why there had to be a vote for something as basic as an acknowledgement of fellow citizens. I'm just baffled by it.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: etiolate on May 10, 2012, 07:40:46 PM
GAY DIVORCE COURT
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Akala on May 10, 2012, 08:16:02 PM
working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 10, 2012, 08:21:07 PM
I've actually had to defriend two people on facebook over this, no joke.  One who was happy to admit to voting for it.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on May 10, 2012, 10:14:47 PM
I think the people who think gay marriage is an attack on the specialness of hetero marriage have a point.  It totally is.  And that's why I will always support it.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Positive Touch on May 10, 2012, 10:49:02 PM
one step closer to making me and himu's final fantasy wedding a reality
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Shadow Mod on May 10, 2012, 11:04:37 PM
I don't know of any negative ramifications. If anything it'd be a small but nice stimulus.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: king of the internet on May 10, 2012, 11:22:25 PM
IIRC gay marriage caused Hurricane Katrina.

EDIT - No, that was Hurricane Irene. My bad.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 10, 2012, 11:26:26 PM
Gay marriage has been legal in my state for about three years.  It has been downhill ever since.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 10, 2012, 11:34:25 PM
ram ification
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Mandark on May 11, 2012, 01:29:48 AM
What do laws about gay marriage matter anyways?  Since they're allowed in the military we'll be invaded and absorbed into the global caliphate in a few years anyway, at which point marriage will be governed by radical sharia law.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Diunx on May 11, 2012, 01:32:42 AM
Would Al Bundy be happier on a gay marriage?
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 11, 2012, 02:37:48 AM
What do laws about gay marriage matter anyways?  Since they're allowed in the military we'll be invaded and absorbed into the global caliphate in a few years anyway, at which point marriage will be governed by radical sharia law.

I thought we were already governed by radical sharia law. Radical gay sharia law.

Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Mandark on May 11, 2012, 02:48:33 AM
Figuring out which husband is the one who needs to completely cover his body is actually really complicated.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2012, 02:50:43 AM
Would Al Bundy be happier on a gay marriage?

Yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D25kiWMDv0w
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Akala on May 11, 2012, 08:50:02 AM
Figuring out which husband is the one who needs to completely cover his body is actually really complicated.

:lol
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Brehvolution on May 11, 2012, 09:55:01 AM
Why should people who don't believe in god have to live under his rules?

It's also legal in more states to marry your cousin and have sex with animals than states that allow gay marriage so people can shove their 'morality' bullshit up their jesus holes.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 11, 2012, 03:36:28 PM
Would Al Bundy be happier on a gay marriage?

Yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D25kiWMDv0w

Al is my hero.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2012, 03:39:50 PM
working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this.  Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them. 
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 11, 2012, 03:54:37 PM
working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this.  Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them.

Same thing here at work, although I overheard one of the vice-principals in one of my buildings talk about how she's using up her Starbucks giftcards, and then never going there again due to their support of gay marriage in WA.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Brehvolution on May 11, 2012, 04:00:14 PM
I don't shop at Walmart because of their political leanings. I don't buy gas or do business with any place that shows faux news on their TV's. It doesn't surprise me the other side does it.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2012, 04:48:00 PM
working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this.  Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them.

Same thing here at work, although I overheard one of the vice-principals in one of my buildings talk about how she's using up her Starbucks giftcards, and then never going there again due to their support of gay marriage in WA.

:lol

It's good to see that free lattes outweigh her personal convictions.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Robo on May 11, 2012, 05:05:49 PM
I still eat Chik-fil-A, I just shake my head disapprovingly at the WASP behind the counter while I'm ordering.

Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 11, 2012, 05:09:17 PM
Figuring out which husband is the one who needs to completely cover his body is actually really complicated.

It's not that complicated. We split the difference by having each of them cover half of his body. The uncovered half is centered around the genital area to aid in converting others to the radical gay sharia agenda.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 11, 2012, 05:49:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iMx0p.jpg)
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 11, 2012, 06:03:30 PM
I PM'd blame space about how happy I was that he'd settled his coat in here. This was yesterday, and I haven't heard a reply.

Seriously. Personally I think him and Spencer might be homosexuals.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2012, 07:19:39 PM
working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this.  Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them.

Same thing here at work, although I overheard one of the vice-principals in one of my buildings talk about how she's using up her Starbucks giftcards, and then never going there again due to their support of gay marriage in WA.
:lol

She could be a brilliant troll, you never know
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 11, 2012, 07:26:35 PM
working in the oilfield, the conversations overheard have been fabulous.
I'm really glad everyone at my job has enough mutual respect not to talk about things like this.  Otherwise I'd probably end up hating a good portion of them.

Same thing here at work, although I overheard one of the vice-principals in one of my buildings talk about how she's using up her Starbucks giftcards, and then never going there again due to their support of gay marriage in WA.

:lol

It's good to see that free lattes outweigh her personal convictions.

Starbucks already got their money when the giftcards were purchased. Actually using them doesn't give Starbucks any more, in fact it benefits the cause by expending resources that would otherwise have gone to providing aid and comfort to its degenerate staff and regular clientele.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 11, 2012, 07:53:58 PM
vice principal should stay in school
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2012, 09:19:46 PM
:drudge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI
:drudge

well I'm convinced
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 11, 2012, 09:21:51 PM
lol @ the guy behind her
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2012, 09:52:13 PM
He's cute. I'd rupture his intestines.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2012, 10:05:48 PM
The lady behind her...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0fNv2bAmE

:american :supergay :american
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2012, 10:15:14 PM
The lady behind her...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0fNv2bAmE

:american :supergay :american

omg :bow
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2012, 10:30:21 PM
"Parents tend to go into closets when their daughters and sons come out" may be my favorite quote of the year so far.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Trent Dole on May 11, 2012, 10:46:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iMx0p.jpg)
:teehee
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Mandark on May 12, 2012, 12:29:08 AM
I know we've all seen this already, but I'll never get tired of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d63ClccjjE
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 12, 2012, 12:52:47 AM
I know I've said this many times already, but I'll never get tired of saying how much I love that ginger.
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Yeti on May 18, 2012, 10:27:02 PM
:drudge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI
:drudge

well I'm convinced

Best spoken word poetry slam ever :bow
Title: Re: SERIOUS TOPIC: The legit ramifications of gays marrying
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 24, 2012, 08:02:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUXDKnL4xGE