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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Verdigris Murder on May 11, 2012, 11:02:49 AM

Title: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 11, 2012, 11:02:49 AM

Hey guys, I found this neat thing that everyone has heard about ages ago, leaving me feeling humiliated and humbles.
Nothing says it's a Friday like a map where you can fuck around with end of times scenarios.
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ (http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/)

Title: Re: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: Brehvolution on May 11, 2012, 11:27:14 AM

Tsar Bomba  :'(

Title: Re: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: blame space on May 11, 2012, 12:23:57 PM

why would i want to blow something up with a nuclear bomb?

Title: Re: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 11, 2012, 01:39:56 PM

Just because.

Jesus Christ, the terrible twos. Maybe terrorists get them, but it's delayed like 20 yrs or so.  Pretty unfeasable I know.

Title: Re: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: T-Short on May 11, 2012, 05:15:46 PM

Nice. I just blew up Leeds with a 350kt MIRV :drool

Title: Re: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 11, 2012, 05:58:01 PM

I nuked London and Birminghan.
Why?
It started when met her. Just fatter than a thin strip of bacon, and hotter than a bitter cup of coffee. Me and my mate MCG had to pull this black dude out for showing a piece, it was a rave, shit, maybe 15 years ago now. MCG is a professional photographer these days, he fucks only legals nowadays, usually when their pupils are fucking their corneas.

Anyway, the guys who payed us on that particulate knees-up, weren't massively happy about potential death, so we pumped him (the gun guy!) with a fuck-ton of acid, strapped him to a huge speaker and left him alone with his thoughts.

Title: Re: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: Positive Touch on May 11, 2012, 06:59:30 PM

BOOOOOM

FUCK THE OLDIES RADIO STATION IM TIRED OF LISTENING TO THAT SHIT

Title: Re: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: blame space on May 11, 2012, 07:12:59 PM

you know you could just turn off the radio you don't have to bomb the place.

Title: Re: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: Skidmark on May 11, 2012, 07:13:13 PM

I was behind the london bombings.

Title: Re: Friday fun with nuclear holocaust
Post by: Boogie on May 11, 2012, 11:27:52 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 11, 2012, 11:27:14 AM

Tsar Bomba  :'(

You're doing it wrong.

It's:

Tsar Bomba :rock