THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: cool breeze on May 17, 2012, 02:39:50 PM
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are you willing to go anywhere? have you mapped out the clean/private restrooms? do you hold it until you get home? do you wear a diaper?
do you clean the seat, make a shield of TP, or squad hover over the bowl?
do you have urinal anxiety and go into a stall to pee? shake or blot?
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Wipe off the seat and hope it's not AIDS.
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I can shit in most of them, working retail for eternity makes you stop giving a fuck after a while.
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Home or work. That's it.
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As long as nothing is in the water, I can poop there
Seriously, if I see shit or paper in toilet water, even some bubbles from spit, I can't sit down. Outside of that I'm good. Just wipe off the seat (if it needs wiping) and do the business.
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My office at one of the high schools has it's own bathroom. Also have a kick ass view of Mt. Rainier.
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I'll use a public restroom, but I won't sit down.
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I will poop on the street in an alley before I go in a bar restroom of any sort. Beyond that, it's just a matter of how badly it has to happen.
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I've pooped in some pretty dire bathrooms before, places I'm not proud of, but when you gotta go you gotta go.
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As long as nothing is in the water, I can poop there
Seriously, if I see shit or paper in toilet water, even some bubbles from spit, I can't sit down. Outside of that I'm good. Just wipe off the seat (if it needs wiping) and do the business.
Pretty much. Except I ALWAYS wipe the seat, even at home.
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Home only.
OCD + I always go into deep thinking mode whenever I sit down. Also wipe it down with Detol tissues.
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Wipe off the seat and hope it's not AIDS.
This.
However, when I was working at the Atlanta airport at an electronics/music/dvd/whatever store, I brought in a really powerful magnet that was able to slide the lock on a stall from the outside and just claimed one at the nearest bathroom. Was totally sweet.
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Ill poop at work but it has to be a goddamned emergency
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My sphincter is such that I can usually just wait until I'm home. I've been known to hold my shit in for a week (6th grade summer camp).
If I absolutely can't shit at home, then I will at work in the most remote of bathrooms in a corner somewhere.
There is an exception and that is if I'm getting paid to take a dump. Taking a dump on overtime, double time, or triple time :rock
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I just dont like crapping if someones in the stall next to me. I dont want to share that kind of experience with anyone.
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I just hate the low quality toilet paper. My ass feels sore for a good half hour afterwards, making sitting uncomfortable. I suppose I can take a roll of high quality asswipe with me to work but that seems weird. I've heard great things about flushable baby wipes too.
99% of the time I can crap at home without issues so this isn't a huge deal to me.
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Well I've never used a urinal. Not once, I just don't see the point when you can go into a stall where there's more privacy and room and you can of course dab yourself with some toilet paper. I'll use a bush or a wall if I can't find a bathroom but once I'm in a bathroom, urinals are useless.
For actual poopin', I of course make sure everything is wiped down and then I make a big ass (pun not intended) nest of toilet paper and toilet seat covers before sitting down. I also lay a few handfuls of toilet paper into the water so there's no splash back. I'm a thousand-wiper man, I have no access to a bidet in a public bathroom so I just wipe and wipe until absolutely no particles show up on the toilet paper.
So I'm a pretty cautious person obviously. But I'm outside all day so I use public bathrooms more often than private bathrooms so I guess I'd still consider myself as comfortable with public bathrooms.
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I just dont like crapping if someones in the stall next to me. I dont want to share that kind of experience with anyone.
I always feel subconscious about farting/shitting if there's a dude in the next stall, then I realize we're both sittin on the toilet, sittin on the toilet. So why be ashamed?
that being said, I always wait until the person leaves the stall, washes their hands, and then leaves the restroom before I leave my stall :burgerking
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Since coming back to the USA, I've become pee-shy. WTF.
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I can pee on bushes sober, what is wrong with you people? :lol
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As long as you wash your hands well, you're gonna be okay. One thing I do is always open the door on the way out with a paper towel. Some people don't wash their hands :yuck
At work I use paper towels to turn off the tap and open the door.
Others in our building will happily leave massive skid marks in the bowl even though the brush is RIGHT THERE, and when they change the toilet paper they'll leave the roll on the floor instead of put it in the bin which is literally three feet away. So I think it's quite a mental challenge for them to just open the door and get out, let alone use a soap dispenser and tap.
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I can pee on bushes sober, what is wrong with you people? :lol
But what if it was a bush that 5000 other people had peed on in the last month, and there were three people already peeing on it when you got there?
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i'd consider it "warmed up" and exchange business cards
:lol
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I don't mind peeing in a public restroom, but I can NOT crap. Just doesn't happen. Way too much social anxiety, the few times that I have tried and someone walked in, I clenched shut and that was that. That's no bueno when you really gotta go. I just hold it till I get home or have the luxury of a private restroom somewhere, which I can usually find.
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some guy the carpet contractor hired once shit in a bathroom sink in a vacant apartment out here
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I once took a mean, nasty, smelly shit in one of my last jobs many bathroom that had one stall and two urinals. Unfortunately I chose to go to the bathroom as the workers got their 15 minute break. I stunk up that relatively small bathroom so damn badly that I made people choke when coming in a close enough to the max density stink radius. One dude just kept exclaiming "Damn!" and coughing. This partially got me over my fear of shitting with people in the room.
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At my uni we have unisex toilets.
You want high level play try taking a shit when there are some attractive ladies about. One time i had just finished having a nice poo and was sitting there enjoying the relaxing aftermath. Then i heard the door open and a bunch of female fashion students came in to fix the dress on their model in front of one of the huge mirrors they have at either end of the toilets.
Cue me sitting in silence for 25mins as i refused to come out while they were out there.
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At a place I used to work one of the guys started beating off in the cubicle next to me.
Amazing scenes.
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Could you upload them?
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At my uni we have unisex toilets.
You want high level play try taking a shit when there are some attractive ladies about. One time i had just finished having a nice poo and was sitting there enjoying the relaxing aftermath. Then i heard the door open and a bunch of female fashion students came in to fix the dress on their model in front of one of the huge mirrors they have at either end of the toilets.
Cue me sitting in silence for 25mins as i refused to come out while they were out there.
I don't get the problem. You had already finished the poo. Did they realize that there was a guy watching them from a stall?
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I've never shat in a porta potty, but I'll go just about anywhere else.
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At my uni we have unisex toilets.
You want high level play try taking a shit when there are some attractive ladies about. One time i had just finished having a nice poo and was sitting there enjoying the relaxing aftermath. Then i heard the door open and a bunch of female fashion students came in to fix the dress on their model in front of one of the huge mirrors they have at either end of the toilets.
Cue me sitting in silence for 25mins as i refused to come out while they were out there.
I don't get the problem. You had already finished the poo. Did they realize that there was a guy watching them from a stall?
I thought they would be gone in about two mins. Then slowly realised they would be in there a lot longer.
Sitting silently in a cubicle and then suddenly flushing the toilet and then emerging into a group of girls would mean they would know I just had a poo. Potential Social suicide round these parts.
Especially as I recognised a few voices.
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At my uni we have unisex toilets.
You want high level play try taking a shit when there are some attractive ladies about. One time i had just finished having a nice poo and was sitting there enjoying the relaxing aftermath. Then i heard the door open and a bunch of female fashion students came in to fix the dress on their model in front of one of the huge mirrors they have at either end of the toilets.
Cue me sitting in silence for 25mins as i refused to come out while they were out there.
:lol
Yeah, my university had unisex toilets as well. I was in a stall one day, when a girl took the stall next to me. She started a conversation. It was intensely strange.
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Some hippie couples used to fuck in my dorm's unisex toilet. It was really nasty because the toilet was usually disgustingly dirty.
Eventually I ended up using the bathroom on the all-girls floor down below. At first, the chicks were like WTF but they were cool when I explained how the toilet on my floor was unusable.
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Our work bathroom is small, just two stalls and a urinal. I have stage fright, so I can only do it when nobody is in there. I will usually do a check by just washing my hands and leaving.
If I have to take a dump I will try to force it out with the quickness. I only pray that the after-wipe is quick and easy. Lord knows I need to sit there pulling sheet after sheet.
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I once took a mean, nasty, smelly shit in one of my last jobs many bathroom that had one stall and two urinals. Unfortunately I chose to go to the bathroom as the workers got their 15 minute break. I stunk up that relatively small bathroom so damn badly that I made people choke when coming in a close enough to the max density stink radius. One dude just kept exclaiming "Damn!" and coughing. This partially got me over my fear of shitting with people in the room.
I remember doing something similar at uni. This thing was an explosion fuelled by coffee, porridge, and various types of fruit. I heard some poor fellow walk into the bathroom and then immediately leave when he realised what was occurring in my stall.
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I can't imagine using a unisex bathroom.
I did take a shit in the girls bathroom at our fraternity house in college as all the other ones where clogged. Of course two girls came in, so I take to pick my feet off the floor and act like I wasn't there. Stopping mid shit isn't easy. Didn't even get any good gossip.
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Some hippie couples used to fuck in my dorm's unisex toilet. It was really nasty because the toilet was usually disgustingly dirty.
Eventually I ended up using the bathroom on the all-girls floor down below. At first, the chicks were like WTF but they were cool when I explained how the toilet on my floor was unusable.
This ass nasty couple that lived on the dorm floor my freshmen year liked fucking in the bathroom stalls and in the shower. Which is ironic because he only showered about once a week; he spent more time fucking in the shower stall than taking showers in it. Both of them reeked of BO and cum but boy did they love fucking.
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Some confused old lady was in the men's room. It was weird. She didn't wash her hands after darting out the stall.
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Shitting in a bar bathroom and it feels so good
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Shitting in a bar bathroom and it feels so good
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