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Title: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 31, 2012, 10:13:10 AM
It's in FEDERAL COURT and the district court for my district is nearly 160 miles away!  :derp
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Brehvolution on May 31, 2012, 12:06:01 PM
So you made the cut? Or did you make the phone call and it told you to report?
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 31, 2012, 12:11:10 PM
Apparently what I got [which was a questionnaire] is just so that they can determine whether I qualify to be called up for jury duty in the federal court at some future date. I do qualify, of course.
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Robo on May 31, 2012, 12:18:29 PM
That's where you fucked up.  Take a cue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Bebpo on May 31, 2012, 05:00:42 PM
Tell them you watch anime
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 31, 2012, 05:06:52 PM
I was summoned as well. It has been moved back to early next month though. How much are you getting paid my nucca?
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Bebpo on May 31, 2012, 05:07:42 PM
In CA it's $15 a day...if you get on a jury.
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 31, 2012, 05:11:01 PM
Ha. Mine is like $40 for full days, about $25 for half days. The first day and half day are lower though, I don't remember the exact numbers for them
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 31, 2012, 05:40:16 PM
How much are you getting paid my nucca?

$40 a day plus $.51 per mile driven [or about $160 per round trip].

Because of the distance I'll actually have to drive up there the night before they need me and get a hotel room. :lol
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2012, 05:41:48 PM
Tell them you watch anime

DA: "Would you have any objections to being on a jury for a child porn ring?"

Rumbler: "I watch anime."

DA: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Title: Re: I got called up for jury duty
Post by: chronovore on June 01, 2012, 01:21:28 AM
:rofl