THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: magus on June 04, 2012, 10:54:08 AM
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come fuck it up in chat
http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23evilbore&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com
streaming link
http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conferences/
started
- halo 4 trailer with actual gameplay
- splinter cell:blacklist trailer and gameplay kinect support,insult people to attract them toward you,call air strike
- welcome the dickhead of ea sports,all of those boring ea sports game with kinect support,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- some football player on stage to show madden
- fable the journey,moar kinect,no gameplay
- snore of wars,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,no gameplay
- forza horizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzon,no gameplay
- bing showcase <Borys> NO MOAR GAMES :(
- xbox music service called... xbox music... well at least it's better than wii music AMIRITE?
- fitness game called kinect training,oh god microsoft going full nintendo,nintendo killing gaming again,there aren't enough :fbm
- iphone app called xbox smartglass,connect your iphone and your 360 to do... a bunch of useless shit :fbm
- app works like the wii u controller,prepare for "OMG MICROSOFT STEALING IDEA'S!!1!" from the same people of "i don't see what's the big deal with the wii360 controller" :rofl
- back to games! yay! tomb raider! nay!
- did i mention they turned tomb raider into a shooter,they turned tomb raider into a shooter,AT LEAST THERE IS ONLY ONE FPS SO FAR
- tomb raider DLC will be temporaly exclusive to 360,IS IT THE PROLOGUE DESCRIBED IN THE E3 PREDICTION THREAD?
- actual new announcements :o
- game made by signal studios ascend new gods,i can't even make a joke about this being a god of war clone because they put god in the title! >:(
- pixel studios,lococycle,looks like marble madness? weird,use kinect
- capcom kobayashi showing resident evil 6,we have already ran out of new announcement
- more kinect games,wreeckteer? it's basicaly boom blox with kinect controls
- south park RPG,where are the new games? :(
- dance central 3 :(
- call of duty black opzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- it's over
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Omigod what
Fuck it all, I thought this was tomorrow. I'm sitting in a Honda dealership waiting for my 40k mile service...hold on let me see if there is wifi
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I am there :rock
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Okay I'm in.
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ENTERTAINMENT EVOLVED
it kicks off with Halo 4 campaign footage
you can also watch on your xbox(if you have gold,i think)
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I predict
Halo 4
Entertainment
Call of Something
Embarrassing celebrity appearances
More Entertainment
Tears
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Will this stream on UStream / JustinTV? I need to find a working streaming source for work
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No streaming at work, so the only conference I'll get to see is Sony's when I get home. Fortunately, The Bore's commentary will probably be better than all the conferences.
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Will this stream on UStream / JustinTV? I need to find a working streaming source for work
it'll be at giantbomb.com/chat
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chat is bangin guys, get on hurr
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You'll never believe what demi just showed everyone
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Sheeeit. I can't find a live stream or update that isn't blocked at work :(
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people think Alan Wake 2 will be announced because of domain names and stuff
otherwise ???
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Here's a CAM view of the stage, I guess they will stream
http://www.ustream.tv/stuffwelike
Not official
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No electricity here :'(
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When is the sony one? I might participate in the chat if it is while I'm at work.
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Sony is at like 11PM EST or some shit
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Niiiice.
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When is the sony one? I might participate in the chat if it is while I'm at work.
6 PM PST/9 PM EST
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Let the Kinect bullshit begin!
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http://www.e3companion.com/
This is Microsoft's official stream
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I want meltdowns and total hilarity. Don't let me down MS
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Haven't touched my X360 for over a year now.
I wonder if the conference will change that.
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http://www.e3companion.com/
This is Microsoft's official stream
Coolio
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I just hope the conf isn't all about Halo, Cod and the Kinect shit.
Will unplug the X360 for good if that's the case.
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MS official stream seems like it's working here at work so far, hopefully the video feed doesn't get blocked.
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Halo Prime??
Looks pretty good actually
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Halo 4 is looking hot!
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slow down in the chat nuccas
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This is a huge improvement over Conviction.
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splinter cell looks cool since they're going for pure action now. conviction was still wishy washy about it.
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am I the only one who thinks Fable Journey looks cool :-\
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yes you are
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Yeah, you are.
So far we've got sequels and more sequels. Also boring Kinect nonsense. Euthanize this industry already.
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oh awesome, Forza meets NFS :o
me likey
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i dont care for forza, but that looked hot.
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this conference is embarrasing. bad game after bad game, sequel after sequel, horrible. splinter cell looked shit, forza looked shit. microsoft are a joke
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is anyone else having trouble with the gamespot feed?
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Conference over, no more games
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Halo, Forza, Gears and Fable? Oh man, MS is really bringing the originality here!
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lol
nba gametime!
just in time for when the season is almost over
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Oh, so that's how you pronounce Machinima.
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Not gonna lie, I'm gonna use the shit out of this ESPN stuff
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Halo, Forza, Gears and Fable? Oh man, MS is really bringing the originality here!
Woah there, tiesto, they also had Splinter Cell!
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lol sports
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was that a microsoft tablet they showed?
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
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They should've just gotten Spotify
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Gotta say, that's a pretty sweet looking stage.
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this is embararsing. will this board close down after this due to the shame of the xbot?
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So they didn't announce the Xbox 720 or 8 or whatever it's called?
There goes any chance PS4 is getting a teaser trailer this week.
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This is par for the course for e3, don't know why anyone actually expected this to be more than "eh, kinda cool, but mostly yawn."
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I guess I missed the good stuff, now they're talking about tablets and crap.
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Pretty much. New Halo and Gears = mad holiday sales.
How long is this, 60 minutes? 90?
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ITS OVER FOR MICROSOFT WHAT A EMBARRASMENT A TABLET APP LMAO LAMOGDAOG;DFSJGH;ASDKJGH;ASDIHGPDAS;GAEDG
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So a mix between Apple Airplay and some stuff that the Wii U GamePad. Kinda cool, but I'd probably only use my iPhone for it.
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HOLY SHIT CANT SOTP LAUGHING THIS IS SO HORRIBLE :lol :lol :lol :lol
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You can use your tablet as a map while watching Game of Thrones, next-gen is here! :omg :omg :omg
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lame no one is going to do anything with this
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I guess I missed the good stuff, now they're talking about tablets and crap.
The only good stuff was Halo 4.
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holy shit so embarrasing ahhahgdahdgahga
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ugh, someone off methodis already
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fucking ridiculous
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This IGN stream is pretty shitty.
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this is so hilariously horrible oh my god can't breathe. its over for microsoft :lol :lol :lol :lol
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internet explorer for xbox, barrrrrrf
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*CLAP TRACK*
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"I'm proud to announce internet explorer is coming to Xbox this year"
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a browser now?
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"I'm proud to announce internet explorer is coming to Xbox this year"
What the hell took so long?
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so hilariously bad microsoft :lol :lol :lol
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Wow, 17 guests.
Yep, we're awesome. Welcome.
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What was the ESPN thing? —I missed it.
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tombraider looks great
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So I guess Tomb Raider is a cover shooter now.
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This chick doesn't look like Tomb Raider at all!
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I'm digging the new Tomb Raider
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tomb raider looks pretty good
need headphones to play...
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"Persistent, asynchronous multiplayer gameplay"? What the fuck does that mean?
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does anyone seriously give a shit about these C tier teams. Twisted Pixel have never made a good game either have the toy stroy guys
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all of those games looked horrible
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epic marble madness reboot :bow2
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Leon!!!!!!!!!!!
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re6 looks hoooooooot
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are you serifous? It looks horrible. Zombies die in one hit, bad graphics. embarrasing
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Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3
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are you serifous? It looks horrible. Zombies die in one hit, bad graphics. embarrasing
If this were being shown at the Sony conference you'd be spasming in the corner.
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Was Leon strafing with his gun drawn? Series ruined.
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no I wouldnt it still looks horrible
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yeah, the RE6 bit they showed wasn't good. supposedly they're showing Chris and Wesker's segments later.
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What's wrong with this girl?
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An Angry Birds ripoff for Kinect. What a novel idea.
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giantbomb are friends with the developer and their pissed they put some random girl on the stage and not the developer :lol
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FUCK ES THE NEW SOUTH PARK GAME
I can't wait
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This broad sounds SUPER enthusiastic.
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southpark looks good
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:bow will buy on superior PS3
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that looks fucking awesome :lol
Paper Mario combat styled. So awesome.
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I want this!
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Really bummed it got delayed to next year, cannot wait.
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Trey trolling this horrid conference :lol :lol :lol
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In low res Trey looks like Huge Laurie
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Oh wow, first game I'm genuinely interested in has been shown I guess...
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harmonix are embarrasing
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I want that South Park game so hard.
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hahahahha
pre-recorded Usher - "yo, tell em what's up, real Usher."
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me too but on ps3 where it wont have stupid gimmiks
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Because the PS3 never has stupid gimmicks, rite? :lol
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usher.
2012.
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honestly nothing would be lost if harmonix went out of business
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Wow, they got Usher to perform.
That's pretty gangsta.
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I really don't hate the blacks, but Mixeostdr are the distinguished black fellows.
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I'm dying here. A bunch of game journalists being treated to an Usher song and dance sequence. Not like this... not like this.
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And now for the appropriate musical half time show.
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usher introducing himself made this whole thing worthwhile
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Hahahahhahaah he used Ushers name as a segue to use the word ushering oh my god
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Jesus christ, why do they always do this? Do journalists give a shit?
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ROWBATS
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theyre making dance central a annualized game. dance central 2 was last year dance central 3 is this year. embarrasing.
i feel bad for you xbots. atleast you can shoot yourself and not feel totally bad. you had ag ood run
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lol at the copy pasta drones. weak. And it looks like only 2% of this sequence is playable.
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Whoa, looks better than Killzone 3.
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i cant get any stream to work but whatevs. did they announce anything cool?
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no and LOL if you think this looks better htan killzone this looks horrid
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no and LOL if you think this looks better htan killzone this looks horrid
Yet still looks better than killzone.
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snore
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So I'm guessing they're not gonna talk about the next Xbox then? :(
Looks like it's all up to Sony, now.
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I think they are showing the whole game
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I like the environments, but this is beyond dull. Like, almost Killzone dull.
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that's it. :(
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Worst.conference.ever
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wait, what
that's it?
no price drop or anything?
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Solny will save us
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MS conference:
Halo 4
Kinect
Black Ops
I'm out
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i should sell my 360 >:(
anyway i posted a summary in the OP for all the people that come in late,hope it's appreciated :maf
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Did you really want that to go on any longer?
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Terrible. It didn't even have the unintentional hilarity of the last few years. Just a bunch of tired 'splosion fests and underwhelming Kinect junk. Fuckin' A, man.
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nothing new or exciting :piss
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as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested
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Sony has had better conferences before and it's meant nothing.
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as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested
I'm guessing all of Sony's "surprises" already got leaked.
I really do wonder if they'll mention PS4, seeing how MS didn't talk about the next Xbox.
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massive shit
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Sony has had better conferences before and it's meant nothing.
yeah, conferences are mostly meaningless.
that said, it's hard to imagine the other two being more boring. Nintendo's will either be exciting because it delivers ( :spin) or funny because it pulls a self-potato. Sony at least has some Ellen Page games and Vita humor.
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as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested
I'm guessing all of Sony's "surprises" already got leaked.
I really do wonder if they'll mention PS4, seeing how MS didn't talk about the next Xbox.
what are the "surprises"? the only one i can think of is god of war
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gaf will always praise halo even if it just a fart in a bag. Now theyre calling halo4 the best gfx they ever seen :lol
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as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested
This is the case almost every single year and they're never much better.
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as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested
I'm guessing all of Sony's "surprises" already got leaked.
I really do wonder if they'll mention PS4, seeing how MS didn't talk about the next Xbox.
what are the "surprises"? the only one i can think of is god of war
New Quantic Dream game with Ellen Page.
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(http://i.imgur.com/koRp5.jpg)
:teehee
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I had to leave in the middle... I see I didn`t missed much.
I actually expected a glimpse of the next gen system. Eh...
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I didn't expect much. Microsoft even said themselves that the focus wasn't on games but entertainment ventures. I was pulling for a Dead Rising 3 trailer and more on Ryse but whatever. Overall it was abysmal for gamers but Microsoft did everything they needed to do in order to win the holiday season.
Next year we'll see those new games they've got planned for the Xbox 3. Hope they're good.
so that's like their motto for the last 3 conferences? Sad really.
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Sony has had better conferences before and it's meant nothing.
true, but at least i am entertained, that ms conference was excruciating
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I think I've seen an MS E3 conference like twice in my life. Didn't watch last year, but I remember Kinect.
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as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested
I'm guessing all of Sony's "surprises" already got leaked.
I really do wonder if they'll mention PS4, seeing how MS didn't talk about the next Xbox.
probably no ps4
vita/ps3 wii u type stuff
if that unannounced game pachter was slobbering over hasn't already been leaked (AssCreed 3: Liberation?) then maybe that
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someone will probably upload a better version but in the meanwhile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY7SL6RhFyo
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wish they had spent time on the actual 3 new games they announced. rather than the usher dance off
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wish they had spent time on the actual 3 new games they announced. rather than the usher dance off
Usher dance off is what will get new people to buy a 360 for Christmas.
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So true. Indeed, I'm going to buy a second one just because of the Usher dance off.
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(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-2nyjrc.gif)
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If they position the 360 as a media box, they can continue to sell it for years at a low price while the games shift over to the 720
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:lol
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Worst.conference.ever
Every year MS shits the bed at E3 and it doesn't seem to matter.
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embarrassing stuff.
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Worst.conference.ever
Every year MS shits the bed at E3 and it doesn't seem to matter.
e3 doesn't matter. i still like to bitch about a shitty conference
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Nobody gives a shit about E3 anymore,this is internet age.
Two weeks of talk and then :zzz
enjoy while it lasts
EA is next,right?
:hyper
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I was half-waiting for a pricedrop; if they had dropped the 4GB units to $99 I would have gotten one as a streaming device/game thing for the bedroom but I guess I'll just have to get an Apple TV or something now.
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These MS conferences really give me the impression that they don't care about gamers anymore. Wasn't the whole point of the XBox division to try and take over the living room before Sony could? They pretty much have that with all the entertainment/kinect crap. It's why I'm really surprised to hear that they decided to beef up the next box's specs.
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Worst.conference.ever
Every year MS shits the bed at E3 and it doesn't seem to matter.
it will bite their ass one day.
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Need gifs of that MILF.
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Need gifs of that MILF.
ya you do
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Need gifs of that MILF.
+1
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf-xORYipcQ
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How in the world did I not know E3 had started already? I thought it was next week for some reason...
Anyways I'm assuming I didn't miss much not watching this conference?
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I missed most of the conference but it sounds like it was for the best
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To be fair, this is a decent showing for a console this old.
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This is what Prole wanted to have a party and watch on a projector screen? Horrible alibi, rapist!
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Nothing embarrassing but straight up boring. And ending it up with Black OPS 2 is such a big FUCK YOU.
However, Xbox Smart Glass destroyed poor little Wii U pad in like...5 minutes.
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No it didn't
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ya, Smart glass will be used as much as gameboy connectivity. Not only is the extra device non-standard, it has to work on both phones and tablets all with different resolutions and capacities.
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ya, Smart glass will be used as much as gameboy connectivity. Not only is the extra device non-standard, it has to work on both phones and tablets all with different resolutions and capacities.
The reason for this "skinning" is the variety of platforms, requirements and resolutions there are spread across phones and tablets. Rather than ask individual developers to come up with their own Android, iPhone, iPad and Windows Phone versions of each "companion", Microsoft's app will be cross-compatible with all of them; game developers need only write their code for the Xbox Live Companion App and Microsoft will take it from there.
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Gameboy connectivity. Bet on it.
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OK by my count there were 5 seperate groupings of things, any one of which is sufficient to "win" E3.
Nike partnership - Tremendous announcement
Sports integration - massive killer apps
Core games - excellent breadth and depth to core games
Kinect - fantastic integration and use of kinect in core games
and of course the fully expected megaton of Smart Glass, which pretty removes any reason to buy a Wii U while booting Sony out of the living room. Even within Smart Glass there were further megatons, especially a fully functional, touch enhanced IE. At this point, I think that the war for the living room between MS and Sony is over and Apple is on the chopping block.
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(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-1m0zbqv9jh5.gif)
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The only possible way this connectivity shit would interest me is if they'd allow me to use my iPad and iPhone instead of an android and some tablet that I'd never buy in my life, otherwise this is a waste of time imo. No one is going to use this. No one.
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[img]http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-1m0zbqv9jh5.gif[img]
:rofl
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The only possible way this connectivity shit would interest me is if they'd allow me to use my iPad and iPhone instead of an android and some tablet that I'd never buy in my life, otherwise this is a waste of time imo. No one is going to use this. No one.
didn't they say IOS?
http://gizmodo.com/5915553/what-is-xbox-smartglass
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The only possible way this connectivity shit would interest me is if they'd allow me to use my iPad and iPhone instead of an android and some tablet that I'd never buy in my life, otherwise this is a waste of time imo. No one is going to use this. No one.
ios is included
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Wait wait
People dissing on RE6? You guys sure hate FUN
The only disappointing game in this show was Splinter Cell...SAME SHIT AS CONVICTION but now in broad daylight.
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what happen, what i miss
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-halo 4 looks good
- southpark looks good
- tomb raider looks good
- resident evil 6 looks good
-one new game that looks somewhat ok, something new gods
-rest is shit
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I never heard the ios bit. All I thought he said was Windows Phone/Smart Glass tablets and Android devices.
If it's ios ready then my chances of tablet bullshit on my 360 just went up.
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what happen, what i miss
geebus i posted a whole rant on the OP,go read that >:(
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gifs of MILF please
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I never heard the ios bit. All I thought he said was Windows Phone/Smart Glass tablets and Android devices.
If it's ios ready then my chances of tablet bullshit on my 360 just went up.
He said iPhone, Android, Windows Phone and Windows 8.
Basically all devices available now or will soon be.
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-halo 4 looks good
- southpark looks good
- tomb raider looks good
- resident evil 6 looks good
-one new game that looks somewhat ok, something new gods
-rest is shit
This 100 percent. Although I thought that Fable game looks cool :-[
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On one hand maybe a tablet future would actually have Sony and MS pay attention to their DD services, on the other we'll probably be seeing them pay way too much attention to shitty $1 consumable games instead of mid to higher tier stuff. One can only praise and blame Nintendo for trend setting in the console sector.
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Just read the OP, sounds like it was as shitty as expected.
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Halo Prime looking pretty awesome.
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(http://i.minus.com/ibnk8He7VXVJmk.gif)
:rofl
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Hahahahhahahahahahaha
That GIF almost made fucking choke oh my god
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I counter you with my favorite:
(http://i.imgur.com/jpaD7.gif)
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I was fond of this one:
(http://i.imgur.com/r7GJs.gif)
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:bow Donald :bow2
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so glad I didn't stay up for this shit.
E3 is a total failure all round, but a couple of cool looking games got revealed I guess
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(http://i.minus.com/iDyVSLMYJDLeY.gif)
wasn't see demoing a different game
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nothing gets by you arvie
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women, jokes, fast midgets lots of things get by me
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:lol arvie
(http://i.minus.com/ibnk8He7VXVJmk.gif)
:rofl
:rofl
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:lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROd29XFHY0
pay attention around 1:10
:rofl