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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: magus on June 04, 2012, 10:54:08 AM

Title: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: magus on June 04, 2012, 10:54:08 AM
come fuck it up in chat

http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23evilbore&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com

streaming link

http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conferences/

started

- halo 4 trailer with actual gameplay
- splinter cell:blacklist trailer and gameplay kinect support,insult people to attract them toward you,call air strike
- welcome the dickhead of ea sports,all of those boring ea sports game with kinect support,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- some football player on stage to show madden
- fable the journey,moar kinect,no gameplay
- snore of wars,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,no gameplay
- forza horizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzon,no gameplay
- bing showcase <Borys> NO MOAR GAMES :(
- xbox music service called... xbox music... well at least it's better than wii music AMIRITE?
- fitness game called kinect training,oh god microsoft going full nintendo,nintendo killing gaming again,there aren't enough :fbm
- iphone app called xbox smartglass,connect your iphone and your 360 to do... a bunch of useless shit :fbm
- app works like the wii u controller,prepare for "OMG MICROSOFT STEALING IDEA'S!!1!" from the same people of "i don't see what's the big deal with the wii360 controller" :rofl
- back to games! yay! tomb raider! nay!
- did i mention they turned tomb raider into a shooter,they turned tomb raider into a shooter,AT LEAST THERE IS ONLY ONE FPS SO FAR
- tomb raider DLC will be temporaly exclusive to 360,IS IT THE PROLOGUE DESCRIBED IN THE E3 PREDICTION THREAD?
- actual new announcements :o
- game made by signal studios ascend new gods,i can't even make a joke about this being a god of war clone because they put god in the title! >:(
- pixel studios,lococycle,looks like marble madness? weird,use kinect
- capcom kobayashi showing resident evil 6,we have already ran out of new announcement
- more kinect games,wreeckteer? it's basicaly boom blox with kinect controls
- south park RPG,where are the new games? :(
- dance central 3 :(
- call of duty black opzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- it's over
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 04, 2012, 10:55:58 AM
Omigod what

Fuck it all, I thought this was tomorrow. I'm sitting in a Honda dealership waiting for my 40k mile service...hold on let me see if there is wifi
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: pilonv1 on June 04, 2012, 10:57:37 AM
I am there :rock
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 04, 2012, 10:59:03 AM
Okay I'm in.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: maxy on June 04, 2012, 11:01:55 AM
ENTERTAINMENT EVOLVED

it kicks off with Halo 4 campaign footage


you can also watch on your xbox(if you have gold,i think)
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 04, 2012, 11:04:17 AM
I predict

Halo 4
Entertainment
Call of Something
Embarrassing celebrity appearances
More Entertainment
Tears
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: demi on June 04, 2012, 11:07:07 AM
Will this stream on UStream / JustinTV? I need to find a working streaming source for work
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 11:14:32 AM
No streaming at work, so the only conference I'll get to see is Sony's when I get home. Fortunately, The Bore's commentary will probably be better than all the conferences.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 04, 2012, 11:14:51 AM
Will this stream on UStream / JustinTV? I need to find a working streaming source for work

it'll be at giantbomb.com/chat
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: demi on June 04, 2012, 11:18:38 AM
chat is bangin guys, get on hurr
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: pilonv1 on June 04, 2012, 11:20:21 AM
You'll never believe what demi just showed everyone
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2012, 11:24:31 AM
Sheeeit.  I can't find a live stream or update that isn't blocked at work :(
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
people think Alan Wake 2 will be announced because of domain names and stuff

otherwise  ???
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: demi on June 04, 2012, 11:40:38 AM
Here's a CAM view of the stage, I guess they will stream

http://www.ustream.tv/stuffwelike

Not official
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Diunx on June 04, 2012, 11:49:18 AM
No electricity here :'(
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Diunx on June 04, 2012, 11:51:41 AM
When is the sony one? I might participate in the chat if it is while I'm at work.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: demi on June 04, 2012, 11:52:12 AM
Sony is at like 11PM EST or some shit
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Diunx on June 04, 2012, 11:53:20 AM
Niiiice.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 11:54:04 AM
When is the sony one? I might participate in the chat if it is while I'm at work.

6 PM PST/9 PM EST
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 11:58:26 AM
Let the Kinect bullshit begin!
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: demi on June 04, 2012, 12:00:56 PM
http://www.e3companion.com/

This is Microsoft's official stream
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: E-DuB on June 04, 2012, 12:10:57 PM
I want meltdowns and total hilarity. Don't let me down MS
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Third on June 04, 2012, 12:13:19 PM
Haven't touched my X360 for over a year now.

I wonder if the conference will change that.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Gospel on June 04, 2012, 12:13:49 PM
http://www.e3companion.com/

This is Microsoft's official stream
Coolio
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Third on June 04, 2012, 12:20:16 PM
I just hope the conf isn't all about Halo, Cod and the Kinect shit.

Will unplug the X360 for good if that's the case.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: tiesto on June 04, 2012, 12:30:48 PM
MS official stream seems like it's working here at work so far, hopefully the video feed doesn't get blocked.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Third on June 04, 2012, 12:36:41 PM
Halo Prime??

Looks pretty good actually
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 12:38:14 PM
Halo 4 is looking hot!
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Momo on June 04, 2012, 12:40:10 PM
slow down in the chat nuccas
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 12:44:53 PM
This is a huge improvement over Conviction.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 12:49:41 PM
splinter cell looks cool since they're going for pure action now.  conviction was still wishy washy about it.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 12:55:35 PM
am I the only one who thinks Fable Journey looks cool  :-\
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 12:56:04 PM
yes you are
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 04, 2012, 12:57:55 PM
Yeah, you are.

So far we've got sequels and more sequels. Also boring Kinect nonsense. Euthanize this industry already.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 12:58:03 PM
oh awesome, Forza meets NFS  :o

me likey
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: parallax on June 04, 2012, 12:58:31 PM
i dont care for forza, but that looked hot.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 12:59:04 PM
this conference is embarrasing. bad game after bad game, sequel after sequel, horrible. splinter cell looked shit, forza looked shit. microsoft are a joke
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: parallax on June 04, 2012, 01:01:17 PM
is anyone else having trouble with the gamespot feed?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: demi on June 04, 2012, 01:01:39 PM
Conference over, no more games
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: tiesto on June 04, 2012, 01:01:53 PM
Halo, Forza, Gears and Fable? Oh man, MS is really bringing the originality here!
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:02:13 PM
lol

nba gametime!

just in time for when the season is almost over
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:02:30 PM
Oh, so that's how you pronounce Machinima.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:03:36 PM
Not gonna lie, I'm gonna use the shit out of this ESPN stuff
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 04, 2012, 01:04:19 PM
Halo, Forza, Gears and Fable? Oh man, MS is really bringing the originality here!

Woah there, tiesto, they also had Splinter Cell!
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:04:54 PM
lol sports
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: parallax on June 04, 2012, 01:04:54 PM
was that a microsoft tablet they showed?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2012, 01:05:45 PM
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:06:16 PM
They should've just gotten Spotify
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:09:25 PM
Gotta say, that's a pretty sweet looking stage.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:09:42 PM
this is embararsing. will this board close down after this due to the shame of the xbot?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Bebpo on June 04, 2012, 01:10:49 PM
So they didn't announce the Xbox 720 or 8 or whatever it's called?


There goes any chance PS4 is getting a teaser trailer this week.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:12:01 PM
This is par for the course for e3, don't know why anyone actually expected this to be more than "eh, kinda cool, but mostly yawn."
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 01:12:27 PM
I guess I missed the good stuff, now they're talking about tablets and crap.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 01:12:40 PM
Pretty much. New Halo and Gears = mad holiday sales.

How long is this, 60 minutes? 90?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:13:05 PM
ITS OVER FOR MICROSOFT WHAT A EMBARRASMENT A TABLET APP LMAO LAMOGDAOG;DFSJGH;ASDKJGH;ASDIHGPDAS;GAEDG
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:14:42 PM
So a mix between Apple Airplay and some stuff that the Wii U GamePad.  Kinda cool, but I'd probably only use my iPhone for it.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:14:48 PM
HOLY SHIT CANT SOTP LAUGHING THIS IS SO HORRIBLE  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 01:15:20 PM
You can use your tablet as a map while watching Game of Thrones, next-gen is here! :omg :omg :omg
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 01:15:39 PM
lame no one is going to do anything with this
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 01:15:40 PM
I guess I missed the good stuff, now they're talking about tablets and crap.

The only good stuff was Halo 4.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:16:21 PM
holy shit so embarrasing ahhahgdahdgahga
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:16:51 PM
ugh, someone off methodis already
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 01:16:54 PM
fucking ridiculous
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:17:17 PM
This IGN stream is pretty shitty.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:17:55 PM
this is so hilariously horrible oh my god can't breathe. its over for microsoft  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:18:26 PM
internet explorer for xbox, barrrrrrf
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Enl on June 04, 2012, 01:18:58 PM
*CLAP TRACK*
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:19:35 PM
"I'm proud to announce internet explorer is coming to Xbox this year"
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: parallax on June 04, 2012, 01:19:37 PM
a browser now?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 01:20:09 PM
"I'm proud to announce internet explorer is coming to Xbox this year"

What the hell took so long?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:20:12 PM
so hilariously bad microsoft  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 01:23:33 PM
Wow, 17 guests.

Yep, we're awesome. Welcome.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Robo on June 04, 2012, 01:24:45 PM
What was the ESPN thing? —I missed it.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 01:25:23 PM
tombraider looks great
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 01:25:35 PM
So I guess Tomb Raider is a cover shooter now.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:25:42 PM
This chick doesn't look like Tomb Raider at all!
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 01:27:48 PM
I'm digging the new Tomb Raider
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 01:27:52 PM
tomb raider looks pretty good

need headphones to play...
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:30:10 PM
"Persistent, asynchronous multiplayer gameplay"? What the fuck does that mean?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:30:46 PM
does anyone seriously give a shit about these C tier teams. Twisted Pixel have never made a good game either have the toy stroy guys
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:31:52 PM
all of those games looked horrible
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 01:32:22 PM
epic marble madness reboot :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:33:46 PM
Leon!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:33:53 PM
re6 looks hoooooooot
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:34:28 PM
are you serifous? It looks horrible. Zombies die in one hit, bad graphics. embarrasing
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:34:56 PM
Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3Usher Raymond IV
I'm heading onstage LIVE for #DanceCentral3! See it in action at Xbox.com/E3
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 01:35:56 PM
are you serifous? It looks horrible. Zombies die in one hit, bad graphics. embarrasing

If this were being shown at the Sony conference you'd be spasming in the corner.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Robo on June 04, 2012, 01:36:25 PM
Was Leon strafing with his gun drawn?  Series ruined.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:36:43 PM
no I wouldnt it still looks horrible
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 01:39:19 PM
yeah, the RE6 bit they showed wasn't good.  supposedly they're showing Chris and Wesker's segments later.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 01:39:19 PM
What's wrong with this girl?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Robo on June 04, 2012, 01:39:48 PM
An Angry Birds ripoff for Kinect.  What a novel idea.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:40:10 PM
giantbomb are friends with the developer and their pissed they put some random girl on the stage and not the developer :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:40:19 PM
FUCK ES THE NEW SOUTH PARK GAME

I can't wait
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:40:35 PM
This broad sounds SUPER enthusiastic.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 01:41:45 PM
southpark looks good
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:41:47 PM
:bow will buy on superior PS3
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:41:50 PM
that looks fucking awesome  :lol

Paper Mario combat styled.  So awesome.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 01:42:16 PM
I want this!
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 01:42:25 PM
Really bummed it got delayed to next year, cannot wait.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:42:27 PM
Trey trolling this horrid conference  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 01:43:19 PM
In low res Trey looks like Huge Laurie
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: tiesto on June 04, 2012, 01:43:47 PM
Oh wow, first game I'm genuinely interested in has been shown I guess...
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:44:15 PM
harmonix are embarrasing
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:45:06 PM
I want that South Park game so hard.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 01:45:16 PM
hahahahha

pre-recorded Usher - "yo, tell em what's up, real Usher."
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:45:24 PM
me too but on ps3 where it wont have stupid gimmiks
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 01:46:08 PM
Because the PS3 never has stupid gimmicks, rite? :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Momo on June 04, 2012, 01:46:25 PM
usher.


2012.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:46:26 PM
honestly nothing would be lost if harmonix went out of business
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:46:34 PM
Wow, they got Usher to perform.

That's pretty gangsta.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Verdigris Murder on June 04, 2012, 01:46:52 PM
I really don't hate the blacks, but Mixeostdr are the distinguished black fellows.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 01:47:29 PM
I'm dying here. A bunch of game journalists being treated to an Usher song and dance sequence. Not like this... not like this.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Enl on June 04, 2012, 01:47:41 PM
And now for the appropriate musical half time show.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 01:48:08 PM
usher introducing himself made this whole thing worthwhile

Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 01:49:21 PM
Hahahahhahaah he used Ushers name as a segue to use the word ushering oh my god
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: radioheadrule83 on June 04, 2012, 01:49:25 PM
Jesus christ, why do they always do this? Do journalists give a shit?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 01:51:04 PM
ROWBATS
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:51:05 PM
theyre making dance central a annualized game. dance central 2 was last year dance central 3 is this year. embarrasing.

i feel bad for you xbots. atleast you can shoot yourself and not feel totally bad. you had ag ood run
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 01:52:50 PM
lol at the copy pasta drones. weak. And it looks like only 2% of this sequence is playable.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:55:55 PM
Whoa, looks better than Killzone 3.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 04, 2012, 01:56:06 PM
i cant get any stream to work but whatevs. did they announce anything cool?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 01:56:57 PM
no and LOL if you think this looks better htan killzone this looks horrid
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Damian79 on June 04, 2012, 01:58:31 PM
no and LOL if you think this looks better htan killzone this looks horrid

Yet still looks better than killzone.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 01:58:31 PM
snore
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Oblivion on June 04, 2012, 01:59:43 PM
So I'm guessing they're not gonna talk about the next Xbox then? :(

Looks like it's all up to Sony, now.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 02:00:53 PM
I think they are showing the whole game
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Robo on June 04, 2012, 02:01:14 PM
I like the environments, but this is beyond dull.  Like, almost Killzone dull.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 02:02:12 PM
that's it.  :(
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 02:02:13 PM
Worst.conference.ever
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 02:02:22 PM
wait, what

that's it?

no price drop or anything?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 02:02:29 PM
Solny will save us
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Third on June 04, 2012, 02:03:46 PM
MS conference:

Halo 4
Kinect
Black Ops

I'm out
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: magus on June 04, 2012, 02:03:55 PM
i should sell my 360 >:(

anyway i posted a summary in the OP for all the people that come in late,hope it's appreciated :maf
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Robo on June 04, 2012, 02:03:59 PM
Did you really want that to go on any longer?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: king of the internet on June 04, 2012, 02:04:58 PM
Terrible. It didn't even have the unintentional hilarity of the last few years. Just a bunch of tired 'splosion fests and underwhelming Kinect junk. Fuckin' A, man.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 02:05:14 PM
nothing new or exciting :piss
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 02:06:59 PM
as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested

Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: pilonv1 on June 04, 2012, 02:07:59 PM
Sony has had better conferences before and it's meant nothing.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 02:08:22 PM
as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested

I'm guessing all of Sony's "surprises" already got leaked.

I really do wonder if they'll mention PS4, seeing how MS didn't talk about the next Xbox.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Momo on June 04, 2012, 02:08:52 PM
massive shit
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 02:10:30 PM
Sony has had better conferences before and it's meant nothing.

yeah, conferences are mostly meaningless.

that said, it's hard to imagine the other two being more boring.  Nintendo's will either be exciting because it delivers ( :spin) or funny because it pulls a self-potato.  Sony at least has some Ellen Page games and Vita humor.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: magus on June 04, 2012, 02:10:39 PM
as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested

I'm guessing all of Sony's "surprises" already got leaked.

I really do wonder if they'll mention PS4, seeing how MS didn't talk about the next Xbox.

what are the "surprises"? the only one i can think of is god of war
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: SantaC on June 04, 2012, 02:10:45 PM
gaf will always praise halo even if it just a fart in a bag. Now theyre calling halo4 the best gfx they ever seen  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 02:11:04 PM
as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested
This is the case almost every single year and they're never much better.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 02:11:11 PM
as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested

I'm guessing all of Sony's "surprises" already got leaked.

I really do wonder if they'll mention PS4, seeing how MS didn't talk about the next Xbox.

what are the "surprises"? the only one i can think of is god of war

New Quantic Dream game with Ellen Page.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 02:15:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/koRp5.jpg)

:teehee
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 02:16:49 PM
I had to leave in the middle... I see I didn`t missed much.
I actually expected a glimpse of the next gen system. Eh...
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: SantaC on June 04, 2012, 02:20:27 PM
I didn't expect much. Microsoft even said themselves that the focus wasn't on games but entertainment ventures. I was pulling for a Dead Rising 3 trailer and more on Ryse but whatever. Overall it was abysmal for gamers but Microsoft did everything they needed to do in order to win the holiday season.

Next year we'll see those new games they've got planned for the Xbox 3. Hope they're good.

so that's like their motto for the last 3 conferences? Sad really.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 02:21:34 PM
Sony has had better conferences before and it's meant nothing.

true, but at least i am entertained, that ms conference was excruciating
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 02:21:47 PM
I think I've seen an MS E3 conference like twice in my life. Didn't watch last year, but I remember Kinect.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 02:23:41 PM
as i said in chat, sony doesn't have to do much of anything to come off better than that, kaz hirai could take a shit in the middle of the stage to complete silence and i'd be more interested

I'm guessing all of Sony's "surprises" already got leaked.

I really do wonder if they'll mention PS4, seeing how MS didn't talk about the next Xbox.

probably no ps4

vita/ps3 wii u type stuff
if that unannounced game pachter was slobbering over hasn't already been leaked (AssCreed 3: Liberation?) then maybe that
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: magus on June 04, 2012, 02:25:28 PM
someone will probably upload a better version but in the meanwhile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY7SL6RhFyo
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Huff on June 04, 2012, 02:27:23 PM
wish they had spent time on the actual 3 new games they announced. rather than the usher dance off
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 02:28:22 PM
wish they had spent time on the actual 3 new games they announced. rather than the usher dance off

Usher dance off is what will get new people to buy a 360 for Christmas.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 02:31:57 PM
So true.  Indeed, I'm going to buy a second one just because of the Usher dance off.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 02:36:00 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-2nyjrc.gif)
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 02:36:38 PM
If they position the 360 as a media box, they can continue to sell it for years at a low price while the games shift over to the 720
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 02:38:48 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 02:45:34 PM
Worst.conference.ever

Every year MS shits the bed at E3 and it doesn't seem to matter.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Diunx on June 04, 2012, 02:49:15 PM
embarrassing stuff.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: Huff on June 04, 2012, 02:52:13 PM
Worst.conference.ever

Every year MS shits the bed at E3 and it doesn't seem to matter.

e3 doesn't matter. i still like to bitch about a shitty conference
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: maxy on June 04, 2012, 02:52:33 PM
Nobody gives a shit about E3 anymore,this is internet age.

Two weeks of talk and then  :zzz

enjoy while it lasts


EA is next,right?
 :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 04, 2012, 02:53:03 PM
I was half-waiting for a pricedrop; if they had dropped the 4GB units to $99 I would have gotten one as a streaming device/game thing for the bedroom but I guess I'll just have to get an Apple TV or something now.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: bachikarn on June 04, 2012, 02:56:12 PM
These MS conferences really give me the impression that they don't care about gamers anymore. Wasn't the whole point of the XBox division to try and take over the living room before Sony could? They pretty much have that with all the entertainment/kinect crap. It's why I'm really surprised to hear that they decided to beef up the next box's specs.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half
Post by: SantaC on June 04, 2012, 02:56:31 PM
Worst.conference.ever

Every year MS shits the bed at E3 and it doesn't seem to matter.

it will bite their ass one day.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Diunx on June 04, 2012, 02:57:59 PM
Need gifs of that MILF.

.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 02:59:10 PM
Need gifs of that MILF.
ya you do
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: maxy on June 04, 2012, 03:00:01 PM
Need gifs of that MILF.

+1
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: benjipwns on June 04, 2012, 03:08:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf-xORYipcQ
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Pringo on June 04, 2012, 03:09:08 PM
How in the world did I not know E3 had started already? I thought it was next week for some reason...

Anyways I'm assuming I didn't miss much not watching this conference?
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 04, 2012, 03:36:44 PM
I missed most of the conference but it sounds like it was for the best
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
To be fair, this is a decent showing for a console this old.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 03:44:48 PM
This is what Prole wanted to have a party and watch on a projector screen? Horrible alibi, rapist!
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: MCD on June 04, 2012, 03:45:27 PM
Nothing embarrassing but straight up boring. And ending it up with Black OPS 2 is such a big FUCK YOU.

However, Xbox Smart Glass destroyed poor little Wii U pad in like...5 minutes.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 03:48:16 PM
No it didn't
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 03:50:54 PM
ya, Smart glass will be used as much as gameboy connectivity.  Not only is the extra device non-standard, it has to work on both phones and tablets all with different resolutions and capacities. 
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: maxy on June 04, 2012, 03:53:17 PM
ya, Smart glass will be used as much as gameboy connectivity.  Not only is the extra device non-standard, it has to work on both phones and tablets all with different resolutions and capacities.

Quote
The reason for this "skinning" is the variety of platforms, requirements and resolutions there are spread across phones and tablets. Rather than ask individual developers to come up with their own Android, iPhone, iPad and Windows Phone versions of each "companion", Microsoft's app will be cross-compatible with all of them; game developers need only write their code for the Xbox Live Companion App and Microsoft will take it from there.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 03:55:22 PM
Gameboy connectivity.  Bet on it.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: benjipwns on June 04, 2012, 03:56:52 PM
Quote from: elcranky on GAF
OK by my count there were 5 seperate groupings of things, any one of which is sufficient to "win" E3.

Nike partnership - Tremendous announcement
Sports integration - massive killer apps
Core games - excellent breadth and depth to core games
Kinect - fantastic integration and use of kinect in core games

and of course the fully expected megaton of Smart Glass, which pretty removes any reason to buy a Wii U while booting Sony out of the living room. Even within Smart Glass there were further megatons, especially a fully functional, touch enhanced IE. At this point, I think that the war for the living room between MS and Sony is over and Apple is on the chopping block.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 03:57:08 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-1m0zbqv9jh5.gif)
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 03:57:42 PM
The only possible way this connectivity shit would interest me is if they'd allow me to use my iPad and iPhone instead of an android and some tablet that I'd never buy in my life, otherwise this is a waste of time imo.  No one is going to use this.  No one.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 04, 2012, 03:58:24 PM
[img]http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-1m0zbqv9jh5.gif[img]

:rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 04:00:30 PM
The only possible way this connectivity shit would interest me is if they'd allow me to use my iPad and iPhone instead of an android and some tablet that I'd never buy in my life, otherwise this is a waste of time imo.  No one is going to use this.  No one.

didn't they say IOS?
http://gizmodo.com/5915553/what-is-xbox-smartglass
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Huff on June 04, 2012, 04:05:33 PM
The only possible way this connectivity shit would interest me is if they'd allow me to use my iPad and iPhone instead of an android and some tablet that I'd never buy in my life, otherwise this is a waste of time imo.  No one is going to use this.  No one.

ios is included
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: MCD on June 04, 2012, 04:06:48 PM
Wait wait

People dissing on RE6? You guys sure hate FUN

The only disappointing game in this show was Splinter Cell...SAME SHIT AS CONVICTION but now in broad daylight.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 04:24:10 PM
what happen, what i miss
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 04:27:23 PM
-halo 4 looks good
- southpark looks good
- tomb raider looks good
- resident evil 6 looks good

-one new game that looks somewhat ok, something new gods

-rest is shit
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 04:29:13 PM
I never heard the ios bit.  All I thought he said was Windows Phone/Smart Glass tablets and Android devices. 

If it's ios ready then my chances of tablet bullshit on my 360 just went up.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: magus on June 04, 2012, 04:31:01 PM
what happen, what i miss

geebus i posted a whole rant on the OP,go read that >:(
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2012, 04:31:39 PM
gifs of MILF please
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: MCD on June 04, 2012, 04:32:43 PM
I never heard the ios bit.  All I thought he said was Windows Phone/Smart Glass tablets and Android devices. 

If it's ios ready then my chances of tablet bullshit on my 360 just went up.
He said iPhone, Android, Windows Phone and Windows 8.

Basically all devices available now or will soon be.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 04:35:22 PM
-halo 4 looks good
- southpark looks good
- tomb raider looks good
- resident evil 6 looks good

-one new game that looks somewhat ok, something new gods

-rest is shit

This 100 percent.  Although I thought that Fable game looks cool  :-[
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 04:52:47 PM
On one hand maybe a tablet future would actually have Sony and MS pay attention to their DD services, on the other we'll probably be seeing them pay way too much attention to shitty $1 consumable games instead of mid to higher tier stuff. One can only praise and blame Nintendo for trend setting in the console sector.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: iconoclast on June 04, 2012, 05:19:02 PM
Just read the OP, sounds like it was as shitty as expected.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 05:57:22 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/546509_10150864736432810_119963745_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 06:41:37 PM
Halo Prime looking pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: maxy on June 04, 2012, 07:50:15 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ibnk8He7VXVJmk.gif)

 :rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 07:52:03 PM
Hahahahhahahahahahaha

That GIF almost made fucking choke oh my god
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 11:07:55 PM
I counter you with my favorite:

(http://i.imgur.com/jpaD7.gif)
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2012, 12:26:38 AM
I was fond of this one:

(http://i.imgur.com/r7GJs.gif)
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 12:33:45 AM
:bow Donald :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: ManaByte on June 05, 2012, 01:01:13 AM
(http://i.minus.com/iDyVSLMYJDLeY.gif)
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 05, 2012, 01:06:28 AM
so glad I didn't stay up for this shit.

E3 is a total failure all round, but a couple of cool looking games got revealed I guess

Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:17:42 AM
(http://i.minus.com/iDyVSLMYJDLeY.gif)
wasn't see demoing a different game
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:44:33 AM
nothing gets by you arvie
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:48:29 AM
women, jokes, fast midgets lots of things get by me
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 02:53:01 AM
:lol arvie

(http://i.minus.com/ibnk8He7VXVJmk.gif)

 :rofl

:rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: Beezy on June 05, 2012, 03:17:48 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft Conference in a hour and half (tl;dr BORING)
Post by: maxy on June 11, 2012, 03:35:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROd29XFHY0

pay attention around 1:10

 :rofl