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Title: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 12:22:05 PM
Sony's official: http://www.ustream.tv/PlayStation
Best:  http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/


at 6 pt / 9 et

Quantic Dream's Beyond  (heavy rain people)

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Last of Us

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Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Bebpo on June 04, 2012, 12:45:03 PM
QD's Ellen Page doesn't look anything like Ellen Page  :'(
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 12:57:20 PM
Eww, fuck off David Cage this shit's gross.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 02:22:26 PM
Would.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Vizzys on June 04, 2012, 02:32:38 PM
ellen page is a cutie
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: brob on June 04, 2012, 02:38:32 PM
sony presser starts 2am for me, and I have work at 6. :'(
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 02:39:17 PM
video will be everywhere tomorrow, don't deprive yourself of sleep over it
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 02:40:20 PM
sony presser starts 2am for me, and I have work at 6. :'(

Just go to bed. You'll regret staying up, trust me.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 02:44:28 PM
The accumulated filth of all their kinect and wiimoat will foam up about their waists and all the xbots and nintenbrats will look up and shout "Save us!"...and Sony'll look down, and whisper "No."

:bow Sony :bow
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 02:45:06 PM
wiimoat
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: brob on June 04, 2012, 02:45:29 PM
yeah. I'm not gonna act a fool. And I kinda doubt sony will show anything I care about.

Still though, would be fun to see the Last Guardian/etc melt-downs should sony decide to be a tease.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 03:08:21 PM
It would be nice if they acknowledge TLG's continued existence, but I'm not holding my breath.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 03:09:14 PM
sony presser starts 2am for me, and I have work at 6. :'(

Just go to bed. You'll regret staying up, trust me.
This

The only conference worth seeing this year will be Nintendo's, but I'll be at work sadly.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 03:11:20 PM
Won't be able to see this one since I'll be at work.

Nintendo's is tomorrow at 9am, right?  At least I can watch that.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 03:15:41 PM
i obught 5 years of PSN Plus last night so im excited for announcement
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 03:22:57 PM
i obught 5 years of PSN Plus last night so im excited for announcement

 :lol
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 04, 2012, 03:25:33 PM
hype
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Enl on June 04, 2012, 03:43:58 PM
hype

home
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 03:44:53 PM
hype

home

Together, a home.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 04:47:59 PM
hype

home

Together, a home.

Alone together, in Home.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 04, 2012, 04:51:41 PM
How long till start?
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 04:52:34 PM
4 hours
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Enl on June 04, 2012, 04:58:26 PM
hype

home

Together, a home.

Alone together, in Home.

Together, in Home Alone.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 04:59:39 PM
someone leaked this at gaf

(http://www.abload.de/img/shootyhoo8u8dy.gif)

i think its agent
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 05:02:29 PM
Agent!  :o
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 05:03:40 PM
I thought the Agent pitch was a 1970s Spy/Bond like game?
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 05:04:22 PM
I think every Rockstar pitch sans GTA4 this generation has changed. LA Noire was a black and white game without facial tech; Max Payne 3 had nothing to do with sao paulo.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 05:24:55 PM
GOD OF WAR FUTURE based on the QTE

Edit: On second thought it's probably Mind Jack 2: THE RE-JACKIN-ING or something
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 04, 2012, 05:40:58 PM
sony always has the best conferences. filled with games games games games games



Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 05:52:37 PM
http://www.giantbomb.com/e3-2012-foosball-goes-portable/17-6046/

EA developing exclusive Foosball game for PS3 and Vita.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 06:08:00 PM
people are thinking that gif is from Sucker Punch's new game.  That's actually something I'll be interested in.  Sucker Punch  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: bud on June 04, 2012, 07:35:45 PM
yeah, that can't be agent since that was supposed to be a 70s spy game.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 07:39:15 PM
Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Gospel on June 04, 2012, 07:48:07 PM
Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.
I unno, she's kinda cute in the face region.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Vizzys on June 04, 2012, 07:52:45 PM
Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.

 hard candy was a coo movie
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:03:24 PM
Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.
I unno, she's kinda cute in the face region.

Yeah ... a cute twelve year old girl.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 08:04:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjN5yH0chFE
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:07:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjN5yH0chFE

Sony copying Nintendo again.  Nintendo invented the unfunny promo video.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Gospel on June 04, 2012, 08:09:09 PM
Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.
I unno, she's kinda cute in the face region.
Yeah ... a cute twelve year old girl.
Still cute so no biggie
Title: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 08:16:15 PM
You guy are on crack. QD's Ellen Page, especially the shaved-head shot, looks a *lot* like her. The shots are just missing a touch of shadowing and textures.

The Last of Us girl, while inspired by Page, trails behind. Especially in the expressions department.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 08:19:18 PM
I will be watching on my Vita via the NicoNico app, kind of a funeral pyre type thing
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 08:20:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjN5yH0chFE

Nintendo copying Sony again.  Sony invented the unfunny promo video.

Fixed, the video was actually posted last week. ;p
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:23:16 PM
Oh shit, I just got fucking owned.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 08:26:12 PM
http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23evilbore&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com

jump in babies
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 08:26:44 PM
So yeah, the "stream it live on your PS3" thing is lame. Tiny box in the webbrowser that looks horrible if you make the full width of your TV.

Looks like I'm sticking with G4 HD on the TV.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 08:30:34 PM
Ellen Page looks like a 12 year old girl and is not sexually attractive in the slightest, you creeps.
I unno, she's kinda cute in the face region.

Yeah ... a cute twelve year old girl.

She's like 30 and I'll fap to her if I want to!
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 08:33:31 PM
Sony's official: http://www.ustream.tv/PlayStation

Best:  http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/


some preshow thing is happening on the first one
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 08:36:52 PM
John Garvin even predicting a Vita price drop.

Jeeze man :lol
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 08:40:08 PM
Honestly, I'm expecting this to be PS3 dominant which is a mistake, but SCEA sucks donkey balls.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 08:40:47 PM
What's the best stream available?
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 08:42:34 PM
What's the best stream available?

PS Blog. PS3 and Nico Nico streams are trash.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 08:43:56 PM
Awesome. Thanks.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:44:10 PM
Fuck, I can't watch this I got shit to do.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 08:44:28 PM
Jeeze Rey what are you wearing.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 08:45:23 PM
Fuck, I can't watch this I got shit to do.

Why? Nothing is going to happen
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:47:12 PM
Awesome tits.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: choco parfait on June 04, 2012, 08:47:22 PM
Why? Nothing is going to happen

We already had that conference. It was this morning at around 9:30ish.

This conference is about the true savior of gaming.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 08:48:47 PM
Fuck, I can't watch this I got shit to do.

Why? Nothing is going to happen

It's the only one I can remotely schedule.  Oh well.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 08:51:53 PM
Why is Sony paying people to live dub this into Spanish, Japanese and some other language I'm too lazy to click and find out about.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: maxy on June 04, 2012, 08:54:30 PM
next gen please
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
in typical sony fashion, this shit is gonna be close to two hours.  it won't be worth it.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno
Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 09:00:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzYIFEjuEc4
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 09:01:55 PM
niconico app is dogshit, don't even bother
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:02:03 PM
right away lol PS Move wheel is real

wait for ass to ass
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:05:27 PM
show games so fast they become boring
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:05:41 PM
lets see how drunk jack is
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:07:50 PM
how the fuck do these fill these venus up with people who applaud at the dumbest shit
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:09:14 PM
did he say playstation "swee"?
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
at least Beyond (real Juno) is out of the way early on
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 09:10:47 PM
SO PUMPED
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:12:21 PM
it really is ellen page?  lol
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 09:12:57 PM
THOSE GRAPHICS WOW
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:13:03 PM
BEOWULF
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:13:45 PM
dat acting
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:13:57 PM
The detail on the policeman is impressive.  Ellen Paige looks  :yuck.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 09:14:17 PM
THE GRAPHICS AND SOPHISTICATION IS BLOWING MY MIND. 360 CAN NEVER COMPETE
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 09:14:21 PM
real ellen page
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:14:41 PM
ellen blank stare page :rofl
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 09:15:16 PM
DROPPING THE FUCKING BALL ALREADY HERE
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:15:25 PM
ellen blank stare page :rofl

Academy Award Winner!
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 09:15:30 PM
XBOX CANT COMPETE
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:16:03 PM
They're coming.

someone give her a fucking award
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:16:10 PM
So is there like a game to go with this movie?
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 09:16:44 PM
So is this another shitty Heavy Rain type "game"?  I'm at work so I can't see
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:16:46 PM
XBOX CANT COMPETE

Yeah...haha...ha.  We get the schtick.  Don't shit up this thread.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 04, 2012, 09:16:54 PM
So is there like a game to go with this movie?

It's made by Quantic Dream, so no.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:16:55 PM
So is there like a game to go with this movie?

of course not.  it's heavy-rain esque, so boring but pretty.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:17:52 PM
Oh...the people who made Heavy Rain are making this?  Never mind.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 09:18:00 PM
LITERALLY JUST RAPED MICROSOFT SHOW WITH ONE TRAILER
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:18:37 PM
4 sentences.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:18:38 PM
LITERALLY JUST RAPED MICROSOFT SHOW WITH ONE TRAILER

One more and it's a rare bore-banning!
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
LITERALLY JUST RAPED MICROSOFT SHOW WITH ONE TRAILER

sod off with your shtick already.  if this was made by bungie you'd be saying it was stupid
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 09:19:55 PM
god forbid im excited for the company that actually has games and interesting press conf
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 09:20:33 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:21:03 PM
you're excited for the company you shill for.  fuck off.

oh this shitty looking game.  at least they introduced it with justice music.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 09:21:20 PM
Methodis :lol
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 09:21:30 PM
YESSS PS3 VITA CROSSPLAY UESSSS
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 09:21:59 PM
xbots crying because they dont even have 5 characters to put in a great fighting game thats cross platform like this
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:22:20 PM
you know what to do, lyte edge
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Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 09:22:30 PM
this is going to be fun...ny

will I finally witness someone banned here? its a first...
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 09:22:34 PM
when did u get a job at sony pd
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:23:40 PM
jesus christ, this isn't even subtle.  it looks like they even took code from smash bros.  :lol
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:23:59 PM
this looks bad
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 09:24:33 PM
Smash clone looks really simple...
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:24:46 PM
you know what to do, lyte edge

I PUT HIM IN CAMEL CLUTCH FUCK HIS ASS BREAK HIS BACK MAKE HIM HUMBLE.

Two-day ban.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:25:31 PM
Nice, Iron Sheik  :lol
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:26:10 PM
they literally showed this same stuff weeks ago

Nathan Drake and Big Daddy (Bioshock) have been announced.  At least show the new shit.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 09:26:29 PM
Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 09:26:45 PM
Either these people all suck or combos aren't possible in this game.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 09:27:09 PM
Is Sakurai on the stage?
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:28:13 PM
Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

OH NO A BAN LET'S BITCH ABOUT IT!

Some old shit from him in multiple threads.  He'll be back in two days when the conferences are over.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:28:15 PM
Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

it's annoying as fuck during E3.  It's entertaining in small doses in specific game threads
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 09:28:54 PM
All-Stars Brawl is the most yawn worthy game I've seen showcased
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:28:59 PM
vita x ps3 weeeeeoooooooooooo functionality lol
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:29:26 PM
Either these people all suck or combos aren't possible in this game.

this.  cant tell if its a shitty game or shitty players.  I'm thinking the former because the Chinese guy was obviously some kind of a wizard.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 09:30:18 PM
This is the first E3 where I just don't give a shit. There's games I care about but don't give a flying fuck about the conferences. I'm just prowlin' the net for new game trailers and announcement trailers. Don't give a shit about the rest. Watching Sony conf and I'm bored out of my mind.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 09:32:05 PM
Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

it's annoying as fuck during E3.  It's entertaining in small doses in specific game threads

Why? You make it sound like E3 is some sacred time. Everyone knows Methodis is on the outs, why give him what he wants
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:33:10 PM
got a free 60$, biggest applause of show
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:33:31 PM
to be fair, Sony conferences are almost always a fucking zzzz-fest.  They show cool games, but they almost never are able to make games exiting on the stage.

Microsoft's have great games and are usually entertaining in either a "holy shit that was awesome" or "holy shit that was embarrassing" type of way.

Nintendo's are like the above, but take the former holy shit out
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:33:59 PM
tepid applause for PS1 games on Vita :bow2

audience isn't that bad
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 09:34:01 PM
got a free 60$, biggest applause of show

fucking lame
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 09:35:38 PM
Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

OH NO A BAN LET'S BITCH ABOUT IT!

Some old shit from him in multiple threads.  He'll be back in two days when the conferences are over.

He's a harmless joke character.  The only person he's making fun of is himself.  The Bore is hilariously uptight when it comes to certain subjects which makes the 'we don't give a shit' thing so hollow.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:36:18 PM
Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

OH NO A BAN LET'S BITCH ABOUT IT!

Some old shit from him in multiple threads.  He'll be back in two days when the conferences are over.

He's a harmless joke character.  The only person he's making fun of is himself.  The Bore is hilariously uptight when it comes to certain subjects which makes the 'we don't give a shit' thing so hollow.

lol what?  that's the first ban in like fucking months.
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Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:36:23 PM
Why? You make it sound like E3 is some sacred time. Everyone knows Methodis is on the outs, why give him what he wants

It's for two fuckin' days.

Either these people all suck or combos aren't possible in this game.

this.  cant tell if its a shitty game or shitty players.  I'm thinking the former because the Chinese guy was obviously some kind of a wizard.

It's a shitty Smash Bros. rip-off.  LOL, combos.  And how many fighting games are they gonna put Kratos in?
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Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 09:37:20 PM
enough of the ban... lets hear how sony will ressurect Vita
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:37:23 PM
since when was ass creed one of the most acclaimed franchises in gaming history?  tretton :lol
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 09:38:17 PM
parkouring through the swamps of Louisiana :lol
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Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
Liberation looks damn impressive.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:38:43 PM
that white vita looks sexy as fuck
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 09:38:49 PM
assassin's creed games these days are like

"well that's deffo an assassin's creed game" to the level of self parody now

hey look, cool looking dude jumping like a ninja and balancing on shit, and jumping 500 feet off a building just to bury his dagger in a fuck's skull.

haven't seen that before
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 09:39:15 PM
parkouring through the swamps of Louisiana :lol

exactly my reaction
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Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 09:39:44 PM

where the hell is Diablo III?

that video is from VIta?! Holy crap!!
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:40:27 PM
where the hell is Diablo III?

probs one of the last announcements
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Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:40:28 PM
where the hell is Diablo III?

On PC.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:41:26 PM
:bow naval battles :bow2

This looks pretty dope.
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 09:42:00 PM
okay, finally something new.
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Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:42:03 PM
Nothing's really happening though.
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 09:42:49 PM
Vita's dead. I guarantee AC Vita was the last announcement today for it. Once again SCEA is giving a single game more spotlight than an entire platform.
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 09:43:01 PM
Jeez Lyte Edge, that's some weak gaf-level shit. Methodis derails because people let him derail. Any decent EBer would read his posts for entertainment and not think about them too much

OH NO A BAN LET'S BITCH ABOUT IT!

Some old shit from him in multiple threads.  He'll be back in two days when the conferences are over.

He's a harmless joke character.  The only person he's making fun of is himself.  The Bore is hilariously uptight when it comes to certain subjects which makes the 'we don't give a shit' thing so hollow.

lol what?  that's the first ban in like fucking months.

Not talking about the ban, just the general crybaby reactions to methodis (and a couple other people).  Some people here are fuckin srs business if you get them on the right (wrong) subject, but when they throw shit out, well, it's 'don't take it so seriously'.  Whatever, let's laugh at Sorny.
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 09:43:02 PM
Nothing's really happening though.

it's a man captaining a fucking ship. that's enough for me.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:43:09 PM
Nothing's really happening though.

canon fire fights!  shit's awesome
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:43:50 PM
Nothing's really happening though.
ya you are driving a boat while people yell fire
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Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 09:44:29 PM
 :lol
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Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 09:45:22 PM
okay, finally something new.

now this is a proper evolution of a series...
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Post by: E-DuB on June 04, 2012, 09:46:18 PM
Alright bitches what did I miss?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:46:44 PM
Alright bitches what did I miss?

methodis getting banned
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Post by: Enl on June 04, 2012, 09:46:51 PM
Shoot, I think I pressed replay on the UbiSoft conference by accident.
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 09:47:14 PM
lol when he said they were building two games for some reason I thought Vita but silly me more stuff for PS3
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:48:09 PM
an ubi announcement I wouldn't mind is brother in arms for vita and you could command your team on the touch screen or something.

far cry 3 co-op is like whatever
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 09:48:13 PM
okay, finally something new.

now this is a proper evolution of a series...

yeah, as much as I am kind of down on the whole assassin formula, AC3 seems like it'll make the formula refreshing once again. Not bad. Plus, I love ship battles and naval warfare. I half wish you'd play as a pirate. Seems wasted on a game like AC3.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 09:48:17 PM
Fuck Vita. Gimme PS3 stuff.
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Post by: Diunx on June 04, 2012, 09:48:21 PM
Can someone post a quick summary?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
-beyond
-sony smash bros
-methodis got banned
-PS Plus info
-Vita crossplay info
-Ass Creed stuff
-Far Cry 3
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 09:49:40 PM
Can someone post a quick summary?

Beyond -- Quantic Dream
PS All Stars w/ Nathan Drake and Big Daddy
Call of Duty Black Ops original game for Vita
ACIII: Liberation for Vita
ACIII has ship battles
Far Cry 3 has 4-player coop
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:49:56 PM
oh my god move

the ass to ass wheel is going to be highlighted.  what the fuck.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 09:50:28 PM
I have a Move, and I don't give a shit about it.
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Post by: Purple Filth on June 04, 2012, 09:50:43 PM
MOVE
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Post by: Trurl on June 04, 2012, 09:51:04 PM
I don't like the word "gamer."  It's too dude-bro for me.  A term like "videogamer" might better capture the whimsy I require.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:51:38 PM
move away
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:51:54 PM
motion gaming enthusiasts , new board name
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 09:52:20 PM
Are they making an e-reader with the Move? WTF?
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:53:00 PM
augmented reality pop up books...
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 09:53:21 PM
That's kinda neat, but it will bomba hard.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 09:55:14 PM
JK Rowling making something for this stupid thing?
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 09:55:23 PM
Sony London's too creative for this company. They should ask for a divorce from Sony.
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Post by: Damian79 on June 04, 2012, 09:55:31 PM
I think... that MS's conference was better.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 09:56:16 PM
lol every one expected him to say jk
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Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 09:56:43 PM
this is embarrassing...
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:56:50 PM
if they can't make pottermore work well on a browser, this is going to be awful
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 09:57:48 PM
Looks like I'll be buying a PS3
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 09:58:07 PM
I think they're going to spend more time on this book thing than Vita...
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Post by: Diunx on June 04, 2012, 09:58:52 PM
Lol why did methodis get banned?
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 09:59:33 PM
Films? check
Books? check
Video Games? ERROR
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 09:59:40 PM
I think this tech is cool, but not really the most lag-free experience...
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (now)
Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 09:59:46 PM
I think they're going to spend more time on this book thing than Vita...

Sony gave up on Vita unfortunately...at least going by their E3 presentation :(
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Post by: Trurl on June 04, 2012, 10:00:09 PM
This is unique. 
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 04, 2012, 10:00:42 PM
unban methodis. I want to hear his response to this.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:00:53 PM
oh that was just embarrassing to watch
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 10:02:14 PM
I can't believe they're not wrapping up.  This is unreal.

oh my god OH MY GOD they're still going

How did they think this would play?
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 10:02:20 PM
Holy shit just end this already. Why wasn't this saved for Gamescom, only European people are going to buy this anyways.
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 10:03:06 PM
brand new, what are you chances of nailing that azn chick
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Post by: Enl on June 04, 2012, 10:03:30 PM
I think they're going to show up the whole game... err... book... err... nonbookgamething.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:03:48 PM
I forced myself to look away, so I didn't see her
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Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 10:04:27 PM
is this it?!!
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 10:04:29 PM
They must have said JK Rowlings name more than needed
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 10:04:35 PM
please go into God of War.  The juxtaposition might redeem this.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:05:12 PM
please go into God of War.  The juxtaposition might redeem this.

or gta 5
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 10:05:14 PM
haha jk rowling was like "fuck this, i'll write a letter, you pay me via cheque"
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:06:16 PM
android tablets means "no one will use this"
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 10:06:29 PM
They must have said JK Rowlings name more than needed
they probably paid an assload to do so
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Post by: Trurl on June 04, 2012, 10:06:29 PM
A 50 Shades of Gray Wonderbook adaptation might be kind of cool, I guess.
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Post by: Baiano19 on June 04, 2012, 10:07:11 PM
its official... Vita is dead!
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:07:36 PM
doesn't this sort of...undermine the vita?  fucking LOL
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 10:09:08 PM
we're past the halfway mark.  this has been dire so far.
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 10:09:55 PM
They announced PlayStation Suite the same day they announced Vita. All Suite/PSMobile games will work on Vita.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:10:03 PM
is this....is this a remake of god of war 1?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:12:30 PM
nevermind, it doesn't look like it anymore.  it looked like the first level in GoW1
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 04, 2012, 10:13:48 PM
we're past the halfway mark.  this has been dire so far.


I almost wish I was watching this right now! Oh wait, no I don't. Cliffnotes version, please.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 10:14:45 PM
boring
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:15:49 PM
certainly is god of war
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Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 10:16:48 PM
Nintendo will save us all.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 04, 2012, 10:16:53 PM
I'm not watching this, but man, won't someone think of the Vita  :'(
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 04, 2012, 10:18:27 PM
Vita owners, please understand.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 10:18:30 PM
Ellen page again?
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Post by: Trurl on June 04, 2012, 10:18:33 PM
Nintendo will save us all.
I hope Nintendo presents a carbon copy of that wonderbook thing. 
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 10:20:59 PM
why is last of us like uncharted except with no shooting (so far)? Why make a new IP if it's just going to remind me of your last IP youv'e worked on for the past three games?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:22:32 PM
okay this looks bad ass
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 10:22:57 PM
that was cool
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 10:23:28 PM
last of us looks great

health bar and inventory management :bow2

I like how the health bar goes down in struggles too.  Seems like you can fail them, rather than waiting for the animation to end.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:23:37 PM
why is last of us like uncharted except with no shooting (so far)? Why make a new IP if it's just going to remind me of your last IP youv'e worked on for the past three games?

are you seriously doing this himu

this looks infinitely more interesting and fun than uncharted
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:24:24 PM
ellen page with the epic stab  :o
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 10:24:46 PM
Hey guys how do you like our scripted gameplay that looks straight out of the last three games we made except with zombies this time
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 10:24:54 PM
The Last of Us looks so fucking good

I never cared for Uncharted but the ambiance and scenario of Last of Us makes me excited
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 10:24:57 PM
this has to be mostly scripted
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 10:25:23 PM
This is honestly the worst Sony presser I've ever seen.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 10:25:46 PM
wait it's over? what the fuck

nintendo can have reggie and iwata vomiting on each other and it'll be better than sony and microsoft.

last of us was the only good thing.  no vita news at all.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:25:56 PM
well that ended on a lame note.  no big news, really.

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Post by: iconoclast on June 04, 2012, 10:26:26 PM
So you barge in on a group of guys that are trying to find some supplies, choke one of them out and brutally murder all of his friends, and they're the bad guys ???
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 10:26:31 PM
Guess it was true, no bombs this year. Next year is going to be huge then.
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Post by: Beezy on June 04, 2012, 10:26:45 PM
Fake Juno and real Juno were the only interesting things about this conference.
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Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 10:26:52 PM
OK.  Will unban methodis now.
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Post by: maxy on June 04, 2012, 10:27:08 PM
Vita is  :(

no words
 :-X
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 10:27:10 PM
ellen page with the epic stab  :o
Pretty sure Sony has her hooked up to motion capture and locked in a basement somewhere.  Her acting in that first game? blunt object to the head.
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 10:27:24 PM
So you barge in on a group of guys that are trying to find some supplies, choke one of them out and brutally murder all of his friends, and they're the bad guys ???

videogames.txt
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 10:27:56 PM
So you barge in on a group of guys that are trying to find some supplies, choke one of them out and brutally murder all of his friends, and they're the bad guys ???

the point is that you're not the good guys.  everyone's just trying to survive. 
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:28:26 PM
that was a pretty boring presser but some of the games looked rad.  Vita is fucking dead, its hilarious

So far, what e3 has shown me that I'm interested in game-wise:

-Halo 4
-Tomb Raider
-Watch Dogs
-Last of Us
-Ass Creed 3

Thats about it.  Bad year this year  :'(
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 04, 2012, 10:28:46 PM
so how about that PS Vita?
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Post by: Akala on June 04, 2012, 10:29:15 PM
asscreed boat simulator was the best thing showed.
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Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 10:29:24 PM
How is Vita dead?  They showed games and announced stuff...and there is more from third parties to show.  Nintendo's focus isn't on the 3DS either...is the 3DS dead too?
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Post by: Vertigo on June 04, 2012, 10:29:24 PM
TLOU looked good the rest?  :lol
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 10:29:25 PM
OK.  Will unban methodis now.

:rock
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 10:29:48 PM
wait it's over? what the fuck

nintendo can have reggie and iwata vomiting on each other and it'll be better than sony and microsoft.

2presidents1wiiu
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 10:30:18 PM
Haha, oh wow.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Huff on June 04, 2012, 10:30:27 PM
this e3 sucks
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:30:58 PM
How is Vita dead?  They showed games and announced stuff...and there is more from third parties to show.  Nintendo's focus isn't on the 3DS either...is the 3DS dead too?

I think Liberation looked alright, but for a product that's brand new, I'd be focusing much more on it.  I hope there's a bigger focus on Vita in some lesser pressers or roundtables, but right now its looking pretty lousy for Vita.

3DS has its own presser on Wednesday.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
VITA IS DEAD.

Pffft, everyone knows that TGS is where the games at.
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Post by: Shadow Mod on June 04, 2012, 10:31:41 PM
WONDERBOOOOOOOOOOOOK.
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2012, 10:32:03 PM
WONDERBOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

is gay, yes
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Post by: radioheadrule83 on June 04, 2012, 10:32:33 PM
Halo 4 and Watch Dogs = where its at

Harry Pottermore book thing =

(http://i.imgur.com/35gCV.gif)
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:32:50 PM
WONDERBOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

what iiiiiiis the secret of your incendio
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 10:33:20 PM
How is Vita dead?  They showed games and announced stuff...and there is more from third parties to show.  Nintendo's focus isn't on the 3DS either...is the 3DS dead too?

Nintendo's having a second press conference for the 3DS on Wednesday all for software, plus there are announced games for it.

Going into this the Vita had nothing and leaving it has Ass Creed spin-off.  There needed to be some games shown.  CoD just had a logo.  Incredible hardware, horribly mismanaged.

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Post by: Vertigo on June 04, 2012, 10:34:17 PM
Halo 4 and Watch Dogs = where its at

Harry Pottermore book thing =

(http://i.imgur.com/35gCV.gif)

Where the hell is that gif from?  :lol
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 10:35:16 PM
I'll just copy/paste what I said on IRC:

I just hate how they didn't really give it any attention, regardless whether there are games coming up or not. This is the PS3's 6th E3 and the Vita's first. No PS4 to steal its thunder even. It's really confusing how little they cared. Even more has more priority.
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Post by: bork on June 04, 2012, 10:36:32 PM
They barely showed anything though. It was a shitty conference.  Some third party stuff and Beyond and shitty fighter and lolwtf book thing and GoW and the Last Of Us.  The end.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 10:36:33 PM
there are vita games, but 45 minutes of waggle wand book reading was deemed more important than showing them, apparently

this is tied with MS for terrible
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Post by: Dickie Dee on June 04, 2012, 10:36:34 PM
Halo 4 and Watch Dogs = where its at

Harry Pottermore book thing =

(http://i.imgur.com/35gCV.gif)

amazing gif
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 04, 2012, 10:37:46 PM
Halo 4 and Watch Dogs = where its at

Harry Pottermore book thing =

(http://i.imgur.com/35gCV.gif)

Where the hell is that gif from?  :lol

Have a feeling its Event Horizon
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 10:37:46 PM
Halo 4 and Watch Dogs = where its at

Harry Pottermore book thing =

(http://i.imgur.com/35gCV.gif)

Where the hell is that gif from?  :lol

Looks like Event Horizon.

Edit: Dammit, Blue!
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:38:59 PM
So far, Microsoft > Sony in terms of pressers.

Microsoft's was terribad embarrassing at times, but it was entertaining and had games to show for it.  Plus, at least SOME semblance of a cool new interaction between devices.  What's going to be the point of crossplay when the Vita is dead to begin with?

Sony's was just boring.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:41:17 PM
Oh and I forgot, Microsot had RE6 footage, so yay
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 10:42:29 PM
I thought Last of Us was shittttt hottttt. I've never been this excited by any Uncharted. Definitely a much better game to close a conf than Ops2.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 04, 2012, 10:42:33 PM
Smartphones have made these handhelds redundant.  If this isn't the last generation of these types of things, especially high end ones like Vita, color me surprised. 

Sony is putting this thing out to pasture.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 10:42:36 PM
there was stuff they could have shown, too, that's the puzzling thing

but no, here's some people reading a book

for half an hour

...
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 04, 2012, 10:44:27 PM
shut up Muggle
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 10:44:27 PM
that was mediocre. vita isnt dead tho. ps1 compat + pbr + ac is all i need
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:44:58 PM
I thought Last of Us was shittttt hottttt. I've never been this excited by any Uncharted. Definitely a much better game to close a conf than Ops2.

Yeah very true.  I'm really pumped for that.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2012, 10:45:13 PM
MS Conference:
(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x148/paul3rd_bucket/paul3rd_bucket%202/paul3rd_bucket%203/feab44b7.gif)

Sony Conference:
(http://gifsoup.com/view2/1077467/morris-day-and-jerome-o.gif)

NINTENDO CONFERENCE PREDICTION:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ujltybmb1r57aczo1_400.gif)
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Post by: Vertigo on June 04, 2012, 10:45:19 PM
That was a real vote of confidence in Vita.  :P

I mean spin offs aplenty. Nothing on the horzon that is going to make a consumer say 'hey I need to get me one of these'. That all stars game has bomba written along in in large letters. CoD Vita still hans't been shown and the fact it's looking like a spin off should fill people with dread.

This thing is tanking severely and Sony have no clue what to do with it.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 04, 2012, 10:45:32 PM
semi-serios question: Why wasn't PSP/Vita just called 'PlayStation Mobile' from the fucking get-go? It's perfect.

(i know the answer btw and i know that Mobile will be rebranded again before it ever matters, just sayin')
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 10:46:08 PM
Seriously, I don't even get why that fucking book shit was shown here. No one is going to buy it in North America. I'm fairly certain London Studio stuff like Eyepet, Singstar, and Buzz have only ever been popular in Europe, so why was this not announced at Gamescom and gave the slotted time to something else?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 04, 2012, 10:47:19 PM
-50 House Points
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 04, 2012, 10:47:51 PM
shut up Muggle

:lol
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 10:50:17 PM
semi-serios question: Why wasn't PSP/Vita just called 'PlayStation Mobile' from the fucking get-go? It's perfect.

(i know the answer btw and i know that Mobile will be rebranded again before it ever matters, just sayin')

because there was a point where the mobile division of Sony and the Playstation division of Sony wanted nothing to do with each other, there was 0 synergry between sony divisions. this is fixed recently but thats why it wasn't called playstation mobile originally
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 04, 2012, 10:52:49 PM
If there's one thing I know about Sony, its that the company by and large gives no fucks about their respective internal divisions.  Sony Music HATES corporate Sony and Sony  Comp. Ent.  Anecdotally, the VP of Sony Music in Nashville hates the others so much that she's been shopping around at Warner.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 10:52:53 PM
PS+ freebies.

Quote from: Goldrusher;38528155
These are all coming for free:

inFamous 2
LittleBigPlanet 2
 Saints Row 2
Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One
Just Cause 2
Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine
Virtua Fighter 5
 Sideway: New York
Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light

And a couple more.

But when? All at once tomorrow? Or one a month?

I own the bolded, but still not that bad.

Edit: It's probably VF5 vanilla, sucks if true. It's the only one I'm excited about.
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Post by: Vertigo on June 04, 2012, 10:55:23 PM
The only thing that worries me with TLOU is when they first showed the trailer it had the promise of more traversal exploration (always my favorite parts of UC) over shooting things.

As we've seen it since a bigger focus has been shown of lots of combat situations I was hoping ND were going to be brave and instead of having us be a hard nut who can shoot and choke out people you would be using confronting people as a very last resort also way too many guns I thought. Looks like ND backed away from having exploration being more at the forefront and instead we have to have some action beats or the 'core' gamers will moan.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 10:56:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0vIux.png)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 04, 2012, 10:57:04 PM
The only thing that worries me with TLOU is when they first showed the trailer it had the promise of more traversal exploration (always my favorite parts of UC) over shooting things.

As we've seen it since a bigger focus has been shown of lots of combat situations I was hoping ND were going to be brave and instead of having us be a hard nut who can shoot and choke out people you would be using confronting people as a very last resort also way too many guns I thought. Looks like ND backed away from having exploration being more at the forefront and instead we have to have some action beats or people will say the game has no action.



Or maybe someone showed them the sales figures for Disaster Report and said 'Put some fucking guns in it foo'
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 10:59:09 PM
semi-serios question: Why wasn't PSP/Vita just called 'PlayStation Mobile' from the fucking get-go? It's perfect.

(i know the answer btw and i know that Mobile will be rebranded again before it ever matters, just sayin')

Vita's not exactly a mobile device. It isn't sleek enough to fit in your pocket, and the word "Mobile" gives off the idea it's a phone, which it isn't.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 11:00:54 PM
i dont own anything on that list so its worth it for me although i feel silly buying 5 years now  :-\ :-\
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 11:01:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0vIux.png)

:lol
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Post by: Vertigo on June 04, 2012, 11:01:39 PM
The only thing that worries me with TLOU is when they first showed the trailer it had the promise of more traversal exploration (always my favorite parts of UC) over shooting things.

As we've seen it since a bigger focus has been shown of lots of combat situations I was hoping ND were going to be brave and instead of having us be a hard nut who can shoot and choke out people you would be using confronting people as a very last resort also way too many guns I thought. Looks like ND backed away from having exploration being more at the forefront and instead we have to have some action beats or people will say the game has no action.



Or maybe someone showed them the sales figures for Disaster Report and said 'Put some fucking guns in it foo'

I really hope they looked at 'I Am Alive'. They share many similarities but in that game weapons are very sought after but rare things. In this it looked like every other 'bad' guy you came across was carrying a gun for you to pop off.
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 04, 2012, 11:03:33 PM
Looking forward to playing Gravity Rush on PS3, where it should have been all along.
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Post by: choco parfait on June 04, 2012, 11:07:05 PM
How is Vita dead?  They showed games and announced stuff...and there is more from third parties to show.

Because for a handheld that is on life support in multiple territories, you'd think Sony would try to give it as much attention and mindshare as possible so that people would become more aware of what it has and what it will have to come and inject fresh excitement into the console's life.

Instead we get 20 minutes showing off Wonderbook.  :-\
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 11:07:30 PM
Looking forward to playing Gravity Rush on PS3, where it should have been all along.

Fun fact, this is SCEA's upcoming lineup for Vita:

Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale
Guaccamelee
Warrior's Lair
Sound Shapes

All of these are also going to be available on PS3.
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Post by: demi on June 04, 2012, 11:08:17 PM
why didnt they show Soul Sacrifice? didnt they just randomly announce that on their silly blog? lol
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Post by: choco parfait on June 04, 2012, 11:09:50 PM
Gotta save the goods for TGS.
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 11:18:10 PM
What the fuck is this shit

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8154/7339669924_15e3f5cb86_z.jpg)

Quality looks like something Madcatz would make, not Sony.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 11:19:01 PM
this was in the sizzle reel; portal for vita?

(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3762/portalju.jpg)
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Post by: demi on June 04, 2012, 11:21:25 PM
There was a ton in the Sizzle reel. I saw Ni No Kuni in there
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 11:22:10 PM
What the fuck is this shit

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8154/7339669924_15e3f5cb86_z.jpg)

Quality looks like something Madcatz would make, not Sony.

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7218/7154466409_ed19a1d49b_z.jpg)

ass to ass
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 11:22:56 PM
Quote
Two of Japan's top game creators came away from Sony's E3 press conference today with high praise for one game in particular.

Metal Gear mastermind Hideo Kojima and Platinum Games' Atsushi Inaba took to Twitter following the conference to share brief praise for the last game shown at the event, The Last of Us.

Said Kojima: "'The Last of Us' was, of course, amazing. The first time I've wanted to play a game in a while." In a subsequent Tweet, he added "As a creator, The Last of Us demo crossed beyond envy and brought me delight. It brought out the desire to create again. Thank you."

Wrote Inaba: "I have no idea how it's being controlled, but this expression for something interactive is absolutely amazing! Naughty Dog is too amazing!"

 :american :japancry
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 04, 2012, 11:23:05 PM
lol
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 11:23:31 PM
Shut up Kojima, go make a game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1rizB4vF18
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 11:26:07 PM
I saw a game that It hoguht was Bully 2 in the sizzle reel. It had a black school kid in it as the main character
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Post by: Bebpo on June 04, 2012, 11:28:45 PM
How I feel after every Sony E3

"They have no idea what they are doing"
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Post by: Takao on June 04, 2012, 11:31:14 PM
Man, I can't believe SCEA left this out of their presentation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhHgl4mZT7s
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 04, 2012, 11:37:18 PM
Still buzzing after the The Last of Us' demo. I like how they showed 0 zombies (or whatever they're called).
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 11:37:54 PM
I saw a game that It hoguht was Bully 2 in the sizzle reel. It had a black school kid in it as the main character

That was Papa y Yo.

:piss
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Post by: Shadow Mod on June 04, 2012, 11:39:13 PM
Any kid who figures out the Wonderbook is going to ask their parent why they didn't buy them a real game.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 04, 2012, 11:43:28 PM
No:

LBP (it's pretty much finished)
LBP Karting
Madden
PSN games like Guacamelee, Retro City Rampage, Oddworld Stranger's Wrath, Sound Shapes, whatever that weird dance/strategy game is
Sly Cooper
Street Fighter x Tekken
Silent Hill
Dragon's Crown
Ragnorok
Soul Sacrifice
Warrior's Lair

all these games exist, and nothing

"They have no idea what they are doing"

pretty much!
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2012, 11:45:25 PM
eh who cares. i expect we'll see more vita games that are unannouncedright now ont he show floor. who knows why they werent in teh conference
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Post by: cool breeze on June 04, 2012, 11:50:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CifsUBCxNds

When did they announced this for America  >:(

Not even included in a reel of Vita games.  All three of them.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2012, 11:52:46 PM
They didn't have time to squeeze it in to that packed conference.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 04, 2012, 11:53:58 PM
:lol
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Post by: Sho Nuff on June 04, 2012, 11:58:36 PM
Sorry I just got back from work. Judging by the lack of threads on NeoGAF, just WHAT did they fill that hour with!?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:02:32 AM
50 points from hufflepuff
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 12:03:12 AM
Sorry I just got back from work. Judging by the lack of threads on NeoGAF, just WHAT did they fill that hour with!?

reading rainblow
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Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 12:04:25 AM
NINTENDO THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT
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Post by: Smooth Groove on June 05, 2012, 12:05:50 AM
That's the last of Sony?  :fbm

RIP

:uguu


 The XFE will be waiting for you in hell. 
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:06:00 AM
Just got home and watched The Last of Us trailer/demo for the first time......

HOLY FUCK  :o

That was some amazing stuff
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 12:08:54 AM
NINTENDO THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT

Seriously. I think they'll do a better job that last year, at the very least.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:09:52 AM
NINTENDO THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT
           "You see, the barl zat wee pray wit can be shay-ahd wit many miis in zeh wara wara space.  We hope you tink this to be...vety unique.  All it takes ees ah simper fra-end code to play wit zeh barl."
                 /
(http://i49.tinypic.com/rr2irs.png)
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Post by: Smooth Groove on June 05, 2012, 12:10:34 AM
Apparently there are like 30 vita games on the show floor.  Why they opted to not talk about them in lieu of 20 minutes of teaching kids to dispose of paper by lighting it on fire is beyond me.

Maybe they are shite?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 12:11:27 AM
why does he have a chinese accent?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:14:46 AM
He's Japanese, not Latka from Taxi

you old, taco
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2012, 12:17:02 AM
Maybe they are shite?

Could be, but a big pile of shite would still be better than deafening silence.

Yeah, I mean the fact that they spent all of 30 seconds talking about the Vita kiiiiiiinda gives one the impression they don't really care much about it. The only way they could have thrown it under the bus any further is if they were like "Vita is discontinued, PSP2 coming out next Fall!"
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 12:18:20 AM
This thing will be HP Touchpadded by next holiday season. There's some stuff still coming, but beyond Q1 2013 don't hold your breath for anything that isn't a 3DS or smartphone portover, and those will be few. I will hang onto mine for the few good games left and the stuff I already have like PS1/PSP games...but mostly because you can't get jack shit for it. It's dead. They know it, and now Vita owners know it for sure, too.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:18:44 AM
Need for Speed Most Wanted and Madden are two games that weren't mentioned.  Madden's even part of a bundle.  It's a secret to everybody.

and Sine Mora (I think it's that XBLA shooter)

but yep, Vita is dead.  I really want people to get CFW on it and at least give it a second life as an emulation station.  Now I'm really wanting that 3DS revision talk to be true.
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Post by: Akala on June 05, 2012, 12:20:00 AM
now they are announcing vita games...what a trainwreck.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2012, 12:20:10 AM
It's okay Eel, me and you man, we'll be playing PSOne classics on DAT OLED.
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 12:23:46 AM
Apparently there are like 30 vita games on the show floor.  Why they opted to not talk about them in lieu of 20 minutes of teaching kids to dispose of paper by lighting it on fire is beyond me.

SCEA is attempting to sabotage this platform.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 12:24:46 AM
I still think it's the best handheld ever made, hardware-wise. Too bad everything else seems to have been handled by the most mind-bogglingly incompetent fucktards ever.
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 12:26:22 AM
Vita is the best hardware on the planet that sells the worst. Why? Even PSP sold much better.

Because the good* die young.

*PS2 excluded, though it kind of killed real SEGA
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:27:15 AM
now they are announcing vita games...what a trainwreck.

Well at least they're announcing something.  Still think Sony's between a rock and a hard place regarding Vita.  They can't really pull the plug just yet but at the same time the company can't afford to do something like a price cut to get people to buy the thing.

Wrong product. Wrong company. Wrong time.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 12:31:47 AM
Too expensive, bullshit proprietary memory, weird apathetic nonmarketing, $40-50 games which look too much like games you already own, any number of reasons really (but imo mostly because it's too expensive).  I didn't pay a dime for mine out of pocket, so I don't really regret it, but I sure have learned a lesson about jumping into new hardware shit at launch, especially new hardware from the Keystone Kops at Sony.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 12:33:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mFUxG.gif)

:rofl
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Post by: Smooth Groove on June 05, 2012, 12:36:30 AM
Yeah, Vita is a shame.  Sony should have gotten commitments from major 3rd parties before releasing the system.  Also, games should have been priced at $30 max in this economy. 
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Post by: Momo on June 05, 2012, 12:38:35 AM
Well I hope Nintendo makes up for all these lackluster conferences so far.
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 12:46:18 AM
They will fuck it up.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 12:51:07 AM
When was the last time anyone had a good E3?  Playstation 3 CG Killzone trailer?
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 12:57:59 AM
I'm kind of surprised but the God of War stage demo looked fun to me.  Combat seems faster and smoother.  I think it's because I enjoy the franchise, but that looks like a fun time.
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:13:02 AM
The Last of Us: Killing Simulator.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2012, 01:13:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mFUxG.gif)

:rofl

It's like the end of Inception. Is Luigi about to fall off right as the gif ends? Tune in tomorrow to find out
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2012, 01:20:23 AM
It's like the end of Inception. Is Luigi about to fall off right as the gif ends? Tune in tomorrowo find out

:|
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 01:22:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mFUxG.gif)

:rofl

It's like the end of Inception. Is Luigi about to fall off right as the gif ends? Tune in tomorrow to find out

SPOILER:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6PxRwgjzZw
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Post by: Oblivion on June 05, 2012, 01:57:04 AM
Did people really hate Sorny's conference?

I'm trolling GAF about it, but I honestly thought it was pretty decent. And it had a minimal amount of stupidity, as opposed to MS's conference.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:57:45 AM
stupidity > nothing at all
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 02:03:55 AM
I didn't watch either of them, but their lineups are generally pretty good for systems on the way out, I think.  There are totally games I will think about buying there.  Sony taking Vita out back and hanging it by its leash is the best news of the show so far.  Hard but had to be done.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 02:24:07 AM
Japanese developers are just about the only hope Vita has at this point.  TGS better show some stuff or system is PSPGo'd
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 02:27:29 AM
If Japanese developers are dumb enough to support a dead system, they deserve to die with it.  Unless Sony is handing out cheques - that's smart money, and I'm not about to give them stick for that.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 05, 2012, 02:51:29 AM
If Japanese developers are dumb enough to support a dead system, they deserve to die with it.  Unless Sony is handing out cheques - that's smart money, and I'm not about to give them stick for that.

i like the cut of your jib
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 03:08:07 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38538583&postcount=995

Quote
The big daddy in playstation allstars probably counts as the bioshock game for vita.

 :lol
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Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 04:31:19 AM
did they show anything new at all? was there any square-enix announcement?

there's gotta be at least one square-enix announcement for fucking sake >:(
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Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 04:57:14 AM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/578/1234931504682.jpg)
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Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 05:07:36 AM
wasn't the only new 3DS title they announced at the previous e3,luigi mansion 2?
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Post by: Fifstar on June 05, 2012, 05:12:38 AM
I didn't know about that The Last Of Us game. Looks really great, at least graphics and atmosphere wise.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 05, 2012, 05:25:22 AM
how was the conf? i fell asleep and missed it

any archive out there?
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Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 06:41:37 AM
Vita is the best hardware on the planet that sells the worst. Why? Even PSP sold much better.

imo

PSP sold well in the West for two reasons

1.Good third party support at the beginning(first year or two)
2.Hacked

I bought one in 2010 just cuz it had Rockstar games.

Back in 2008 when official playstation forum was still readable,people there were ready to throw their PSPs through window, disappointment level was huge.Vita is at that point right now.

Frankly,Vita looks like another PSPGo to me.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Damian79 on June 05, 2012, 06:45:10 AM
Frankly,Vita looks like another PSPGo to me.

Now that is just ice cold.  Really comparing it with the psp go?
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Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 06:48:35 AM
Yes,device that nobody wants.Neither here or there.
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Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 07:27:45 AM
But do you want to pay for it?
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Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 07:28:52 AM
(http://i.minus.com/iCXX1fHU2RUXn.gif)
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: T-Short on June 05, 2012, 07:35:41 AM
Wow @ Edge's writeup

http://www.edge-online.com/news/e3-2012-sony-press-conference-report (http://www.edge-online.com/news/e3-2012-sony-press-conference-report)

Quote
If you own a Vita, you have our sympathy. Sony's E3 2012 conference was expected to focus heavily on its ailing handheld; there would be announcement after announcement, surely, in a bid to revive the fortunes of a console which, in its native Japan, is regularly outsold by its predecessor PSP. Instead Sony announced a fighting game we knew about last month, outed a spinoff already revealed by Game Informer, and slapped a subtitle on the Call Of Duty game they announced last year.

To be fair, SCEA president Jack Tretton went a little further than that. Vita will soon play host to the PSone classics that have been available on PSP for years, while a DLC update will let you use its touch controls on PS3's LittleBigPlanet 2. "The Vita portfolio is growing every day," Tretton insisted, "to offer something to every gamer." Okay then.

Speaking of false promises, David Cage was there
, announcing Beyond for PS3. "Over the past 15 years Quantic Dream has developed unique games based on interactive storytelling and emotions," he said. "With Heavy Rain and Kara we showed how realtime 3D could be used to create even more emotional experiences." Beyond has some interesting ideas, anyway, with players controlling Jodie Holmes, played by Ellen Page, in a tale which spans 15 years. "We will lead the life of a character," Cage said, "growing with her through happy and difficult times to help her become who she is." He praised her "stunning performance" ahead of a realtime demo in which she sat stock still and said four words. It's a step up from Heavy Rain in visual terms, with full performance capture, but as always with Cage's work we just want to see how interactive it is. Pressing X to Juno won't cut it.

Then came PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale, now confirmed for Vita, with cross-platform play and two new characters: BioShock's Big Daddy, and Uncharted's Nathan Drake. It's easy to scoff at the game, but developer SuperBot Entertainment has packed its staff with competitive fighting game players and clearly knows what it's doing. At this stage, though, it's hard to shake the impression that this is Sony Smash Bros with super combos.

Tretton said Battle Royale's cross-platform play was a unique feature that could only be done on "the industry's best online network," which is apparently now an acceptable way to describe PSN. He hailed the fact that 80 per cent of PS3s and Vitas are connected to PSN, which we were sure was rebranded as SEN a few months back, but it seems Sony has given up on that as well.

One thing Sony hasn't given up on is indie gaming, and the rapturous applause for the merest mention of Journey was more than justified. Dyad, Papa & Yo and The Unfinished Swan are on the way, all on PSN, which Tretton said will host more than 200 downloadable new releases over the coming 12 months. PlayStation Plus is on the up, too: there was no mention of the reported cloud gaming deal which would bring streaming backwards compatibility to PS3 and Vita, but there will be 12 free games for US subscribers on the store today, including LittleBigPlanet 2, Infamous 2, and Saints Row 2. More games will be added all the time, Tretton said, but Europe tends to get short shrift on this stuff, as a thousand angry PlayStation Blog commentors will attest.

Then came the big guns, or at least, what should have been the big guns, starting with Call Of Duty on Vita. "A triple-A, firstperson multiplayer shooter in the palm of your hands, with dual analogue sticks and seamless online connectivity," parped Tretton, revealing a name - Call Of Duty Black Ops: Declassified - and little else. Assassin's Creed Liberation certainly looks the part, and giving the starring role to an Afro-French female assassin is a brave and welcome move from Ubisoft, but both games reinforced the feeling that Vita was headed the same was as PSP, with endless spin-offs from blockbuster franchises farmed out to B-teams. The required avalanche of firstparty software support was simply nowhere to be seen, and it speaks volumes that Liberation will be bundled with the new crystal white Vita. Sony has nothing else.

Attention then turned to PS3, and time seemed to slow to a crawl as we were subjected to extended gameplay demos, starting with Far Cry 3's co-op mode. Four players stood, with heads bowed and feet shoulder-width apart, for ten minutes, looking like an animatronic boy band whose batteries had run out. Assassin's Creed III's nautical battle scene looked great, but like Far Cry 3 it's a multiplatform game, its inclusion here justified by some exclusive DLC and, in Creed's case, another hardware bundle. How unexpected that Ubisoft, following its own event that closed with the intriguing Watch Dogs, would be not only the star of the show so far but also of Sony's conference.

Andrew House seemed to have drawn the short straw backstage when he appeared to talk first about a smartphone deal with HTC - best read as a tacit admission that Sony Ericsson's handsets are terrible - and PlayStation Move. Wonderbook, though, is a decent idea that should do well thanks to a deal with JK Rowling, whose Book Of Spells will be first on shelves. The PlayStation Eye seemed as flakey on stage as it does in the living room, sadly, making for an awkward demo, but we're not the target audience. Is setting fire to a book, putting out the flames with your hands and wiping soot from its pages fun? We're not sure, but the volley of on-screen disclaimers hardly engendered confidence. Hats off to Sony London Studios' Dave Ranyard for dropping the evening's finest truism, expressing his surprise that the increasingly leaky Sony had managed to keep a lid on it all.

Then came God Of War: Ascension, which began in earnest Sony's psychological experiment to see just what a room full of people will rapturously applaud if you keep them sat there for long enough. There was no footage of the series-first multiplayer mode, with game director Todd Pappy instead playing through another ten minutes or so of God Of War's decade-old square-square-triangle combat. The same as ever, then, with the bonus niggling sense that they'd stripped back the HUD for the demo and there'll be many, many more QTEs in the final game. Applause.

Then, at last, came The Last Of Us, which at first glance appears to be as profoundly linear as Naughty Dog's Uncharted games but does things a little differently, with improvised weaponry and genuine tension as the two protagonists inched through a derelict house packed with bandits. Joel slammed an enemy's face into a sideboard, to troublingly rapturous applause. At the demo's end, he took a foe's head clean off with a shotgun, and the crowd went wild. Tretton: "There's another mindblowing example of the incredible talent at Naughty Dog."

And that was your lot. No true surprises, no grand new announcements, no disruptive cloud gaming deal. Just more of the same as Sony, like Microsoft, sought to paper over the cracks as it builds up to next gen. At least the focus was on games. "PlayStation continues to be the epicenter of gaming," Tretton said. "The journey has been fun but I promise: the best is yet to come."

House went even further: "At PlayStation we're always thinking about the future. We understand the way we game is changing: the way we play and interact, the way content is delivered to you. We're going to lead that future. I hope you're as excited as we are about the future." We would be, Andy, but for the moment we're wondering why we spent £220 on a controller for LittleBigPlanet 2.

 :tomato
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Post by: Momo on June 05, 2012, 07:44:35 AM
(http://i.minus.com/iCXX1fHU2RUXn.gif)
:lol
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 07:51:15 AM
DAT ENDING :lol
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 08:28:04 AM
Edge were pretty harsh on Microsofts conference too.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 05, 2012, 09:00:25 AM
Lol, for the first 7 pages I didn't get how a steering wheel could be ass to ass. Then I saw it
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Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 09:09:36 AM
Pretty much "meh" all around from me... I never got into Heavy Rain and was waiting to see gameplay in that Juno game... no Last Guardian, no Versus, no Vita megatons, no new ThatGameCompany title, and that whole book thing that took forever. The only game that looked any bit decent was The Last Of Us, which basically looked like a more grounded Uncharted in a post-apocalyptic "The Road" type setting. At least the game had a HUD/lifebar in it though.

Am I the only one totally sick of Assassin's Creed and God of War?
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 05, 2012, 09:14:38 AM
Wait it's called psn again? Lol

I haven't used my ps3 for games since they changed it to sen, so I guess im ok with it
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 09:18:48 AM
"After the press conference ended, I asked a representative from Sony Computer Entertainment America why the briefing didn’t feature more PlayStation Vita titles. I was told there was only so much they could pack into an hour press conference and there would be more PlayStation Vita titles to see at Sony Computer Entertainment’s booth at E3."

Fuck off SCEA, you spent what felt like a half hour on that book thing.

Wait it's called psn again? Lol

I haven't used my ps3 for games since they changed it to sen, so I guess im ok with it

It was always PSN. PSN is just a part of SEN like Music Unlimited, and Video Unlimited.
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Post by: archnemesis on June 05, 2012, 09:19:58 AM
The PS3 service never changed name from PSN.

Edit: I see Takao got it covered.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 09:49:34 AM
What the fuck is this shit

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8154/7339669924_15e3f5cb86_z.jpg)

Quality looks like something Madcatz would make, not Sony.

Or fleshlight
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 09:49:49 AM
(http://i.minus.com/iCXX1fHU2RUXn.gif)

 :lol
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 09:57:59 AM
Point is, Sony could have and should have shown off more games.  Like, look at Gravity Daze.  Excellent game, wholly Vita exclusive, releasing next week, not even a goddam mention from Sony.  Show Metal Gear, show Madden or Need for Speed, show anything.  Make it look like you know there's a problem and care even a little.

There wasn't even a reel of Vita games.  It's not that Vita doesn't have games, I mean, it doesn't, but Sony didn't even make an effort to show what little it has.  This is the company that kept showing the PS2 until 2009 or 2010.  The company that kept pushing MGS4 at E3 after its release.  With the Vita, Sony couldn't be arsed to slap together small clips of games.  Gravity Daze, Soul Sacrifice, Jet Set Radio, um, Secret Vita Game.  Instead it looked Sony abandoned the system big time.

Also amazing that neither Sony nor Microsoft announced a price drop or hinted at next gen.  That Mario Party gif is surprisingly apt.
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Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 10:01:56 AM
But guys, the E3 conference is totally about us, the people who criticize what they say, who won and lost E3... strangely ironic of course from Sony
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 10:02:04 AM
Sony usually does price drops at Gamescom, no?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 10:02:09 AM
Oh, fuck, I just thought of something.  As I mentioned earlier, I've been playing the LittleBigPlanet beta on Vita. As far as I can tell, with the exception of some MP kinks and a few connectivity glitches, that game is done.  I mean, they could probably ship it within a couple of weeks if they wanted, it's so done.  Nothing shown about it onstage, nary a mention of it, particularly a release date.  Yet they made a distinct bullet point of using your Vita to control LBP 2, and how there's going to be DLC specifically tailored to the Vita with "an all-new story, costumes, props, stickers" etc.

I think I know what that DLC is going to be. It's gonna be what used to be LBP Vita. After that nonshowing, I could totally see it being quietly cancelled, with all assets shifted over to PS3 as that LBP 2 DLC pack Tretton was talking about.
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 10:04:50 AM
Oh, fuck, I just thought of something.  As I mentioned earlier, I've been playing the LittleBigPlanet beta on Vita. As far as I can tell, with the exception of some MP kinks and a few connectivity glitches, that game is done.  I mean, they could probably ship it within a couple of weeks if they wanted, it's so done.  Nothing shown about it onstage, nary a mention of it, particularly a release date.  Yet they made a distinct bullet point of using your Vita to control LBP 2, and how there's going to be DLC specifically tailored to the Vita with "an all-new story, costumes, props, stickers" etc.

I think I know what that DLC is going to be. It's gonna be what used to be LBP Vita. After that nonshowing, I could totally see it being quietly cancelled, with all assets shifted over to PS3 as that LBP 2 DLC pack Tretton was talking about.

Yeah, no. They just released a new trailer for it this morning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZstpcLAr10

For what it's worth, Sony and their third party partners have been sitting on quite a few completed Vita games/apps for a while.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 10:08:07 AM
trailers get released all the time for games that are eventually cancelled
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 10:14:35 AM
trailers get released all the time for games that are eventually cancelled

How often are public betas released for games that will be canceled? This isn't getting canceled. DLC coming isn't a sign of that.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 10:14:56 AM
What the fuck is this shit

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8154/7339669924_15e3f5cb86_z.jpg)

Quality looks like something Madcatz would make, not Sony.

Or fleshlight

omg how did I miss this :rofl
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 10:20:59 AM
trailers get released all the time for games that are eventually cancelled

How often are public betas released for games that will be canceled? This isn't getting canceled. DLC coming isn't a sign of that.

well, we'll see

i have zero faith in anything they show or say after that miserable presentation last night, as oscar said they didn't even mention that they had 30 playable vita games on the show floor

you'll see a brief flash of a vita game or two in their 2013 E3 sizzle reel, and that's as much as the system is ever gonna get from here on

still calling it, totally abandoned and dead by holiday 2013
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 10:29:08 AM
That is SCEA. LBP is an SCEE franchise, and they don't seem to be as stupid as SCEA is.
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 03:06:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iInFqPuz898

Inafune was at E3 too. Why in the world didn't they bring him on stage and talk about the game? I guarantee there are less people in that audience who know about SS than Far Cry 3.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 03:39:12 PM
such as?
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Post by: Himu on June 05, 2012, 03:40:10 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iCXX1fHU2RUXn.gif)

i've watched this like 10 times it is amazing
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 03:53:45 PM
Reason Portal 2 was in that intro is Portal 2 inmotion for Move.  It's move support for all of Portal 2 and new levels that require Move*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVXOJeoF4hc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amt5O8QwktU


*They're recycling the Razer Sixense levels from the PC game.

If it's free, I can get some use out of my PS3 version.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 05:17:05 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38550231&postcount=1433

:lol
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 05, 2012, 10:59:08 PM
The Vita had a shitty showing but how is that a surprise?  To me, Sony has been wanting to kill off the Vita almost from the get go.  The biggest piece of evidence is their total lack of marketing for the Vita launch campaign in the US.  It's like Sony knew that they had a bomb on their hands and didn't want to dig a deeper hole spending marketing dollars on something they knew wasn't going to take off.

I think what will happen is that the Vita will be canned silently in time for the PS4 launch.  The PR will be something to the effect of Sony wanting to focus all of their resources into making the best experience possible for the PS4.  A shame because it looks like an amazing handheld but it was sent to die.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 11:21:19 PM
i think the surprise is how publicly they said "fuck it," especially considering there are evidently a lot of vita games on the e3 show floor

that's a pretty shitty way to treat the few devs and publishers throwing any kind of support, not even rating them important enough to spare a 30 second clip reel or even a throwaway mention - while half an hour gets devoted to eyetoy wagglewand "books"
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 11:25:38 PM
real Juno 24 minute "gameplay" thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHYUL_gA7pw
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 11:58:14 PM
Yep, it's definitely made by Quantic Dream.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 12:01:20 AM
Beyond is weird.

You play a ghost tethered to Ellen Page.  You can fly around the environment and mess with people by spilling drinks and stuff.  It's like Lifeline mixed with Geist or Ghost Trick.  Everything seems to be real time and there's a limited amount of time to explore the area before it kicks into an event/cutscene.  So these police guys are on the train and you throw a water bottle at Ellen Page to wake up and it seems like the ghost parts are adventure-ish...

then when she's up, you control Ellen Page and it's straight up Heavy Rain QTEs.  And then it switches between them over and over.  As the ghost you can possess other characters and control them, like flying over to a sniper and have him shoot two other guys.

It looks pretty cool.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2012, 12:03:01 AM
(http://www.blondenoob.com/wp-content/uploads/Simon-Game_l.jpg)

#gamechanger

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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 08:35:44 AM
hahahaha, none of sony's big E3 shit is coming out this year:

http://www.vg247.com/2012/06/06/no-2012-launch-for-the-last-of-us-confirms-yoshida/

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“We are not ready to talk about 2013. But some of the games we showed like God of War and The Last of Us are not coming out this year,” he said in an E3 interview due to go live shortly.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 08:44:25 AM
So what do they have for Q4 this year? Wonderbook?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 08:47:25 AM
Big Daddy vs. Fat Princess
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 08:48:19 AM
...

is that it?
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Post by: maxy on June 06, 2012, 08:49:55 AM
All Stars


PS4 is coming,don't be surprised if some of those games get delayed to October 2013.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 08:51:07 AM
...

is that it?

And a virtual book you have to buy a $100 peripheral to read.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 08:56:54 AM
no vita price cut*

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-06-06-sony-says-no-to-ps-vita-price-cut

spoiler (click to show/hide)
*until the inevitable

(http://www.theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/fire_sale.jpg)
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 08:59:46 AM
Did you guys really think Shu would say "Yes, there's a price drop we're going to announce in September" in June? Besides that, Shu works on the software and while I'm sure he knows about the hardware that's not his job.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 09:02:43 AM
no, i figured there wouldn't be, it's all bundles until they give up on it entirely

they can't afford a price cut, they're broke as fuck

i'm just enjoying the incompetence, man
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Post by: maxy on June 06, 2012, 09:04:10 AM
I read some rumor that Sony management will just sit and wait until Vita manufacturing price falls down enough.

/have no clue if the source is reliable or not
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:04:39 AM
I do think it's interesting that they did not announce a price point for the Madden and AC bundles. I can see them dropping the core WiFi to $199 and the bundle sticks at $249.
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:21:48 AM
I'm pretty sure PS1 was cheaper than like 3DO or something.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 09:23:25 AM
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"If you can build a better machine and it's going to come out a little bit later, that's better than rushing something to market that's going to run out of gas for the long term."

:lol that's exactly what happened to the 360, Jack!
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2012, 09:34:47 AM
Are there any adapters that let me use a microsd card in the proprietary slot?
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:36:21 AM
Are there any adapters that let me use a microsd card in the proprietary slot?

No, Vita memory cards are like the same size of a micro sd card, lol.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 09:37:30 AM
nah, the memory cards they use are too small, literally about the size of your pinky fingernail
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Post by: huckleberry on June 06, 2012, 09:38:19 AM
Anyone have a link to the Vita games that are being shown on the show floor?
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2012, 09:40:45 AM
Fuck
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:42:42 AM
Anyone have a link to the Vita games that are being shown on the show floor?

Madden
MGS HD
PlayStation All-Stars
Sly 4
Hatsune Miku Project Diva f
Assassin's Creed: Liberation
+ like 20 more

Hatsune Miku's amazing, because for some reason SEGA localized a demo for it and are implying they're looking at interest for a potential localization.  :lol
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 09:46:14 AM
got this from GAF:

http://e3.gamespot.com/games.html?platform=1069
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 09:47:36 AM
Hatsune Miku's amazing, because for some reason SEGA localized a demo for it and are implying they're looking at interest for a potential localization.  :lol

Desperate Vita owners would probably buy it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I know I would.
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:49:52 AM
got this from GAF:

http://e3.gamespot.com/games.html?platform=1069

That's blocked here, what's on that?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 09:52:28 AM
got this from GAF:

http://e3.gamespot.com/games.html?platform=1069

That's blocked here, what's on that?

Assassin's Creed III: Liberation   
Call of Duty: Black Ops Declassified   
FIFA Soccer 13
Foosball 2012   
Gravity Rush
Guacamelee!   
Jet Set Radio   
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes   
LEGO The Lord of the Rings
LittleBigPlanet   
Madden NFL 13
Metal Gear Solid HD Collection
New Little King's Story   
Persona 4: Golden   
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
PulzAR   
Retro City
Silent Hill: Book of Memories
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time   
Smart As   
Soul Sacrifice   
Sound Shapes   
Spy Hunter
Street Fighter X Tekken
When Vikings Attack
Zone of the Enders HD Collection
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Post by: huckleberry on June 06, 2012, 09:53:12 AM
Thanks for the list.


As far as the vita is concerned I really don't understand why Sony doesn't woo in ios developers.  I tried the pinball arcade demo on my vita yesterday and it was pretty damn good.  At first I thought 10 was too much money compared to the iphone versions but considering it comes with 4 tables vs 1 for ios and its not a bad deal.
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:54:42 AM
So ZOE's actually still coming? Weird that the PS3 version doesn't have any transfarring stuff on the box.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 09:55:07 AM
too slow
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:55:45 AM
I read that Call of Duty isn't on the show floor.

Thanks for the list.


As far as the vita is concerned I really don't understand why Sony doesn't woo in ios developers.  I tried the pinball arcade demo on my vita yesterday and it was pretty damn good.  At first I thought 10 was too much money compared to the iphone versions but considering it comes with 4 tables vs 1 for ios and its not a bad deal.

They are. (http://www.gamefromscratch.com/post/2012/06/05/List-of-developers-working-on-PlayStation-Mobile-games.aspx)

All PlayStation Mobile games work on Vita, Sony phones, HTC phones, and any phone company who decides to pay Sony.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 09:58:44 AM
wait, Last of Us isn't this year? what is coming out on PS3 this year, just Sly 4?

and that Vita list is really lacking original games, although there are a few I'm getting on the Vita (JSR, Retro City, maybe Sly 4).  Is there any video of ass creed vita other than the trailer? 
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Post by: huckleberry on June 06, 2012, 10:00:59 AM
That PlayStation Mobile shit is just confusing the way they presented it.  Sony casts too wide a net sometimes.


I didn't know about the ps mobile games working on vita though - thanks takao

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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 10:02:41 AM
That PlayStation Mobile shit is just confusing the way they presented it.  Sony casts too wide a net sometimes.


I didn't know about the ps mobile games working on vita though - thanks takao

It was announced as PlayStation Suite on the same day Vita was in January 2011. It's basically an app-store lite, with an open beta currently ongoing. The SDK costs $99 a year.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:03:37 AM
Not everything on that list is on the show floor (or even still in existence, as with ZOE).

huh

that's just what i was linked to, i have no real way of knowing

so now i am left wondering what the 25 games on the floor are, since sony sure as fuck didn't tell me
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Post by: Huff on June 06, 2012, 10:07:36 AM
wait, Last of Us isn't this year? what is coming out on PS3 this year, just Sly 4?



Why push out a bunch of games at the end of their life cycle when they can coast on big 3rd party games like microsoft?
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Post by: huckleberry on June 06, 2012, 10:21:24 AM
what are you talking about borys?
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 10:29:17 AM
jeff_rigby is some crazy guy on GAF who stalks basically every single product license Sony ever makes with the hope that it some how relates to the game division. Sometimes he's right, but often he's just well... kind of crazy.
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Post by: Huff on June 06, 2012, 10:32:35 AM
coasting requires you to be on the water, not under it

Isn't the ps3 doing fine?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 11:29:46 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38601015&postcount=262

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Thank god they aren't going to pull a Nintendo. I still feel burned at Nintendo's sudden price cut and I don't want to feel burned at Sony for doing the same. Thanks Sony! I'm really happy at this news.


 :lol
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Post by: bachikarn on June 06, 2012, 11:57:22 AM
well, it's not *losing* money anymore, i suppose that's something.

multiplat software still sells pretty badly, though.

On average, how much worse do they sell than the x360 versions? I'm a little surprised because I was under the impression that they sold well/decently.
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Post by: huckleberry on June 06, 2012, 02:10:59 PM
franchises with a strong connection to the Playstation go about 60-40 or 50-50 with 360

everything else is more like 80-20

like i've always said, ps3 owners should be very grateful the 360 is around, because on its own, nobody would develop shit for the ps3.  the wii's third party sales embarrass it, even.



is this accurate?   :lol 

so embarrassing

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Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 02:13:56 PM
PS1 games on Vita appear to be running through the PSP's PS1 emulator  :duh

 
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Post by: maxy on June 06, 2012, 02:21:07 PM
next gen is coming,mojo


PlayStation Software Product Development Head for Sony Worldwide Studios America and SCEA.
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Around 06:10 in Scott Rohde get's asked about PS4. He didn't even try to avoid it. Said something like "Everyone on the planet knows games for PS4 are in development, yeah". He didn't even try to deny it's existence. He said it wasn't time to talk about it. Wow. Maybe he was tired.
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-2012-sony/731533

next gen :bow2

just a reminder,UE4 first look is tommorow

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Post by: Bebpo on June 06, 2012, 02:42:41 PM
wait, Last of Us isn't this year? what is coming out on PS3 this year, just Sly 4?

and that Vita list is really lacking original games, although there are a few I'm getting on the Vita (JSR, Retro City, maybe Sly 4).  Is there any video of ass creed vita other than the trailer?

2012 X-mas is going to be 3rd party time in Sony land.  They got nothing on the 1st party front.

Otoh, X360 has Halo 4, Gears, Forza Horizon, Fable Journey, Panzer Kinect + all the same 3rd parties.


Sony's not even competing this fall.

However, it's looking like PS3 will have a very strong final year in 2013.  A repeat of 2011.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 06, 2012, 03:06:28 PM
It'll probably be the first holiday season where Sony doesn't have many exclusives lined up. 2012 is not looking good for both the triple and Morte.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 03:29:42 PM
PS1 games on Vita appear to be running through the PSP's PS1 emulator  :duh

 

uh, so no dual stick?

franchises with a strong connection to the Playstation go about 60-40 or 50-50 with 360

everything else is more like 80-20

like i've always said, ps3 owners should be very grateful the 360 is around, because on its own, nobody would develop shit for the ps3.  the wii's third party sales embarrass it, even.



is this accurate?   :lol 

so embarrassing



I owned RDR on 360 and PS3, and after a few months you could still join full MP Free Roams on 360, while the PS3 offered a much closer experience to traveling on horseback across the real Old West - in that you only saw another person occasionally. This is with free online, and I also believe the PS3 version of RDR was considered to have sold very well.
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Post by: huckleberry on June 06, 2012, 03:38:00 PM
I really want ps1 backwards compatibility for the vita (if only so I can get my occasional fix)....but holy hell if it should be anything more than a bullet point for those numb nuts.

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Post by: maxy on June 07, 2012, 03:57:52 PM
http://venturebeat.com/2012/06/07/trash-talk-from-sony-game-executive-our-competitors-are-losing-the-plot-interview/
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GamesBeat: What was some of your reaction to some of the other console press conferences here? Especially where it touches on your space, like in digital?

Jack Buser: I think we’ve had a fantastic E3, I’ve watched all of our competitors very closely. And I think we did a very good job of drawing a solid line in the sand here at E3, and standing up with our back straight as PlayStation and saying, we’re for gamers. We are for the gamer first and foremost. Everything we do at PlayStation, we ask ourselves first, what’s right for the gamer? And at our press conference, we really stood up and put both our hands in the air and said, look, we are for gamers first and foremost. The reaction to the press conference has been just amazingly positive. While some of our competitors, seemingly, are losing the plot, forgetting what built this industry. It was the gamer. We remain incredibly focused on the gamer. And our press conference really drove that home. We showed amazing partnerships with our third parties. We showed incredible titles from our first parties. Last of Us, you saw that? Beyond: Two Souls. You see these titles and they represent some of the…. I’m biased, but these are the best games I’ve ever seen, and they’re exclusive to our platform.

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GamesBeat: I guess you didn’t really give an update on the numbers, is there an update on the PSN members…?

Buser: Sure, I can give them to you, here’s the update. We are announcing… Registered PSN accounts, more than 100 million worldwide. PS3, more than 64 million units worldwide. I gave you the stat on games, 1,578 downloadable games since the PSN launched, that’s a lot. Fastest-selling game on PlayStation Network was Journey. Here’s some cool new facts. You saw the press conference, 80 percent of PS3s connected to the internet worldwide, very high. More than 70 percent of PSN members use PSN weekly or more often, so very engagement. Average hours PSN is used per week is 7.1 hours. Very long session durations. We’re seeing extremely high engagement on PlayStation Network. Two-thirds of PlayStation Network members play online multiplayer on PSN weekly or more often, so highly engaged, playing a ton of games




another goldmine(gaf)
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I can understand why people are mad about the Vita not having any games, but at the same time maybe you shouldn't of jumped on the bandwagon so early?

This E3 is fun
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Post by: cool breeze on June 07, 2012, 04:20:39 PM
PS1 games on Vita appear to be running through the PSP's PS1 emulator  :duh

 

uh, so no dual stick?

no dual stick.  no single stick.  no R2/3&L2/3 mapped to back touchpad.  and allegedly Sony's rolling them out on a timely basis, meaning like PSP games, some PS1 games will be incompatible until a later date.

Sony, folks. 


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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 07, 2012, 04:31:22 PM
thats not true Linkzg, my friend worked at the team working on the Emulator and it will have dual stick support
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Post by: Mupepe on June 07, 2012, 04:40:40 PM
thats not true Linkzg, my friend worked at the team working on the Emulator and it will have dual stick support
Your mom was talking about something else, bro.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 07, 2012, 04:41:35 PM
my mom works for nitnedo
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 05:36:46 PM
PS1 games on Vita appear to be running through the PSP's PS1 emulator  :duh

 

uh, so no dual stick?

no dual stick.  no single stick.  no R2/3&L2/3 mapped to back touchpad.  and allegedly Sony's rolling them out on a timely basis, meaning like PSP games, some PS1 games will be incompatible until a later date.

Sony, folks. 

If that's true, I'm rageselling my Vita.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 07, 2012, 05:44:50 PM
That would seriously, seriously suck to the point of me selling Vita in a fit of rage.

Edit: Goddammit Joe.
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Post by: Himu on June 07, 2012, 05:45:52 PM
ahahahahahaha

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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 05:48:08 PM
I speak for the people.
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Post by: Takao on June 07, 2012, 06:18:19 PM
Anyone find it weird that Sony were able to get JK Rowling for Wonderbook, but not Sorcery? I think if her name was attached, and it somehow was a part of the HP universe people would actually buy it.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 07, 2012, 06:22:25 PM
apparently shes picky with licencing and only licences what she thinks are good products
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Post by: Huff on June 07, 2012, 06:48:02 PM
apparently shes picky with licencing and only licences what she thinks are good products

based on past HP games she has terrible taste
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Post by: Takao on June 07, 2012, 06:57:11 PM
Yeah, I'm fairly certain Sorcery's a better game than most Harry Potter ones, lol.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 07, 2012, 11:35:10 PM
thats not true Linkzg, my friend worked at the team working on the Emulator and it will have dual stick support

I hope so.  What's at E3 is the PSP's PS1 emulator.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2012, 11:37:42 PM
Yeah, I'm fairly certain Sorcery's a better game than most Harry Potter ones, lol.

The first one with the open Hogwarts (Goblet of Fire?) was great.
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Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 04:15:06 AM
PS4 specs leak
http://www.psx-sense.nl/89207/exclusief-talloze-informatie-over-de-playstation-4-inclusief-specificaties/
google translate

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The hardware
If something is a goal for me was that it was getting hold of a photograph of the PlayStation 4 itself, but this is sadly failed. The PlayStation 4 is still only on paper but a console for developers and only a select few people know how the device actually really look like. Sony also find it not necessary to the looks of the PS4 to share with developers, because here they simply have nothing. Of course, Sony then also a good point, but this is obviously bad for us.
What I have got is a very comprehensive document on the specifications of the PlayStation 4. Thus, the PlayStation 4 AMD Fusion APU get with the CPU and GPU sit together on the same chip. The code name for this chip is 'Liverpool' According developers would chip in "real talk" over 10x longer than that of the PS3 can. It would be a quad-core AMD x86 CPU running at 3.2GHz which contain the code name 'Steamroller' know. The GPU is an ATI r10xx at 800MHz with 1843 GFLOPS, this is code-named "Tahiti." This chip is also include on AMD Radeon HD 7970, both chips (CPU and GPU) are 28nm processors.

In terms of memory, there is much uncertainty with the PlayStation 4, as was the initial plan for Sony 2GB unified memory in the machine to stop. This is still only a point for discussion and developers ask whether this really can be brought up to 4GB, these choices are viewed by Sony. For comparison, the Wii you would to contain 1.5 GB of memory.
In terms of disc drive the PlayStation 4 will again be equipped with Blu-Ray, the space offers a Blu-Ray disc (50GB) is in fact still remains enough and so we use this technology. The back of the PS4 you will have a HDMI 1.4 port to put in and it will have a maximum output of 1080 and not the aforementioned 2048p.
In total, during the launch two PlayStation 4 are available, both are only equipped with a hard drive larger than 320GB. In terms of bundles, there are no concrete plans at Sony. What the exact difference between the two we do not know, but this is probably just the hard drive size. Also, the PS4 will have a special place for patches, OS etc this is stored on an internal 16 GB of flash storage.

Apparently these are true*,except for 7970 part

One chip only---APU(GPU+CPU)
Quad-core AMD x86 CPU running at 3.2GHz---"SteamRoller"
7850/70 like GPU---800MHz,1152 SPU,1843GFLOPS
2GB RAM
16GB onboard Flash


*early target specs


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Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 04:32:58 AM
Apparently Xbox 3 is some kind of 8GB RAM insanity.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 08, 2012, 04:38:31 AM
On board flash = hope you like buying proprietary storage!
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Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 04:40:29 AM
HDD is mentioned here but I bet there will be some 16GB flash only sku(like 360 arcade)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 08, 2012, 04:55:09 AM
wow, 8GB of ram, maybe it can run Photoshop CS6
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Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 05:02:52 AM
Apparently Xbox 3 is some kind of 8GB RAM insanity.

Wow how weak. PS4 has 20GB (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=38349.0)

 :gloomy
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Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 05:21:17 AM
Yes and No.

That was meant for developers,shown at GDC.I'm sure people would be much more impressed if Epic made UE4 Samaritan like demo.

Square demo was more impressive from a gamer standpoint.
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Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 01:43:13 PM
Site that leaked WiiU specs few days ago claims this

http://www.vgleaks.com/world-exclusive-ps4-in-deep-first-specs/

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In exclusive we have the detailed first specs (not final) for PS4, most likely first alpha kits sent to developers:

TLDR SPECS

CPU

4 core (2 core pairs) 3.2 GHz AMD x86 (Steamroller)
aggregate, 10x PS3 PPU performance
512 KByte L2 per core pair
64 bit pointers

GPU

AMD R10x series GPU @ 800 MHz (Tahiti)
aggregate 10x RSX performance, 1.84 TFlops
DX”11.5″
cheap branching
18 compute units, focus on fine grained compute & tessellation

MEMORY:

2 GByte UMA, pushing for 4 GByte
192 GByte/ sec non-coherent access for e.g. GPU
12 GByte/ sec coherent access for CPU
>50% longer memory latency for CPU/ GPU compared to PC!!!
DXT is lowest bpp texture compression format

MEDIA:

50 GByte BD drive
PCAV, between 3.3 and 8x BD, most likely clamped to 6x
automatic background caching to HDD
HDD SKU with at least 380 GByte
downloadable games

EXTRA HARDWARE:

video encoder/ decoder
audio processing unit, ~200 concurrent MP3 streams
HW zlib decompressor

Our source claims that the final specs should be 10x powerful than PS3, due to this info has got 10 months.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 01:45:18 PM
I will be sad for the day in 2015 when Sony files for bankruptcy.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 01:49:19 PM
Nothing outrageous here.

PS Vita number 2
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 08, 2012, 02:08:34 PM
599 US dollars
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 08, 2012, 02:48:03 PM
Ugh at those specs

There goes BC
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2012, 02:59:16 PM
The Samsung Playstation 5
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Bebpo on June 08, 2012, 05:04:54 PM
The gaf thread on those specs changed to lower specs at some point and now the rumor is that PS4 is going to be a bit underpowered to make $299 launch.  Good for sales, but bad for 8 year console cycle :(
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2012, 05:06:55 PM
won't matter, everyone's just going to stream everything after this next cycle, anyway
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 08, 2012, 05:23:13 PM
for people who arent nerds whats so bad about those specs
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 08, 2012, 05:53:13 PM
2GB of RAM is super fail. Especially considering the WiiU has nearly the same amount of RAM. But I guess you have to account for the system as a whole and the cost involved but is should be 4GB minimum.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Bebpo on June 08, 2012, 05:55:49 PM
Well they screwed up the ram with the PS3, so I wouldn't be surprised if it happens again with the PS4.

I really don't have faith in Sony to pull off a more powerful system than the Next Xbox.  I figure the graphics divide will be like this gen with Xbox games having better AA/IQ and framerate.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: choco parfait on June 08, 2012, 10:11:23 PM
While those "dev rumors" do say the Durango is a pleasure to develop for, and that's why developers are rooting for the Xbox again next round, there's definitely no way it would match anywhere near the PS4 specs if the PS4 really is planning to be 10x the PS3.

Perhaps Sony realized they'll never beat MS on the software finesse side and just chose to solve their problems with brute power over the competition.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2012, 12:06:53 AM
While those "dev rumors" do say the Durango is a pleasure to develop for, and that's why developers are rooting for the Xbox again next round, there's definitely no way it would match anywhere near the PS4 specs if the PS4 really is planning to be 10x the PS3.

Perhaps Sony realized they'll never beat MS on the software finesse side and just chose to solve their problems with brute power over the competition.


how did that work out last time :smug

599 US dollars remixxxxxx
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: maxy on June 09, 2012, 06:36:44 AM
While those "dev rumors" do say the Durango is a pleasure to develop for, and that's why developers are rooting for the Xbox again next round, there's definitely no way it would match anywhere near the PS4 specs if the PS4 really is planning to be 10x the PS3.

Perhaps Sony realized they'll never beat MS on the software finesse side and just chose to solve their problems with brute power over the competition.

 ???
10xPS3 is pretty easy thing to get these days
also PS4 will be x86(PC) based---can't get much easier than that
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Momo on June 09, 2012, 07:49:16 AM
2GB of RAM is super fail. Especially considering the WiiU has nearly the same amount of RAM. But I guess you have to account for the system as a whole and the cost involved but is should be 4GB minimum.
Really depends on the type of ram
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: maxy on June 09, 2012, 09:56:05 AM
512MB will probably be hijacked for OS purposes.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 09, 2012, 10:55:50 AM
hd mii parades take up a lot of ram, probably more like 1gb
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 09, 2012, 02:25:09 PM
im still pissed that there was no ps3 price drop
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Takao on June 09, 2012, 03:06:33 PM
im still pissed that there was no ps3 price drop

Gamescom is when Sony introduces lower prices.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 09, 2012, 03:07:40 PM
what/when is that?
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Momo on June 09, 2012, 03:11:30 PM
A video game trade show held in germany around august
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: demi on June 11, 2012, 10:10:06 AM
im still pissed that there was no ps3 price drop

They're like $200 now. Get a job.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: maxy on June 11, 2012, 12:51:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WfmF8.png)

PS4 architecture by sfags.

Not enough whimsy,Nintendo wins.

sorry sfags
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 11, 2012, 08:25:07 PM
Thinking about it, that much GDDR5 must be expensive en masse
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Trent Dole on June 11, 2012, 10:58:03 PM
Thinking about it, that much GDDR5 must be expensive en masse
Like that gif says, $699 retail price with Move as the primary controller.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Takao on June 11, 2012, 11:21:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WfmF8.png)

PS4 architecture by sfags.

I don't understand why someone would waste that much time trying to figure out the base design for fake specs.
Title: Re: Sony Conference featuring fake Juno and real Juno (tl;dr "vita? what's that?")
Post by: Trent Dole on June 11, 2012, 11:22:17 PM
Well they don't have any games to play so they gotta do something, right?