It makes it sound like the Wii U is an expansion of sorts, with no new console hardware except the controller.It's not?
Before you start bitching that I should've never been an N-maggot in the first place, please understand that I consider myself a PC-maggot first and foremost... and that I have merely had a soft spot for Nintendo systems and games.
But that special feeling I got from Nintendo and its games, yeah. It seems to be gone. I grew up playing NES, SNES games... N64, Gamecube... Some of the best experiences have come from Nintendo. It's like they are the Disney of video games. Well at least they used to be. I mean, games is about good design... it's about fun. I like how Nintendo is still like that, and they don't do QTE's and excessive cutscenes and shit like Tomb Raider and Uncharted and shit like that.
But come the fuck on. Nintendo used to make quality shit in EVERY SINGLE WAY. Now we have to expect shitty looking Nintendo games almost all the time. Look at New SMB U. Look at Pikmin 3. Pikmin 3 isn't hideous but that shit doesn't look even close to X360 level to me. That shit is embarrassing. And it's not just graphics... in terms of gameplay, shit has gone downhill. Zelda is an example. When I played Twilight Princess, I thought I had more fun in Ocarina of Time. When I played Wind Waker, I felt the same (I played Wind Waker after Twilight Princess). When I played Skyward Sword, I felt I had more fun with Wind Waker. I mean what the fuck is going on here?
Look at their latest conference. Look at last year's conference. I want to play games. I understand Nintendo wants to attract non-gamers and soccer moms and what the fuck have you. But at least give the base something. What do we get? We hardly get shit. What is Retro working on? What are the Tokyo-based and Kyoto-based Nintendo studios working on? Who the fuck cares! Here's Wii U FITNESS, assholes! ENJOY!
Nintendo is failing their base but they aren't failing the non-gaming dipshits they want to attract with shitty dancing games and fitness software... FITNESS SOFTWARE GODDAMNIT THAT'S WHAT IT IS. I JUST WANT TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES JESUS WHAT THE FUCK. Why is it that when I think back 10 years, I had more fun with games? 10 years... 15 years ago... If you asked me how awesome games would be in the year 2012, I'd say fucking awesome. Well here we are motherfuckers. Nintendo and for that matter ALMOST ALL OTHER GAME DEVELOPERS have no clue how to make games anymore. Look at this fucking E3. WHERE ARE THE GAMES? And when I say games I mean games not 'interactive experiences' like Beyond or The Last of Us or whatever. Just now I nearly got hyped by a Ubisoft game called Watch Dogs. It looked awesome but then the hype was silently killed when I read from other Gaffers that it's just another good-looking shit game that's scripted into oblivion.
So that's games. Nintendo was always an oddball when it came to hardware but now they've really lost it. The Wii U console is a disaster. First, the name. (I actually thought the name 'Wii' when it was unveiled in 2006 was a great name.) It makes it sound like the Wii U is an expansion of sorts, with no new console hardware except the controller. Second, the shit hardware that isn't any better than X360 or maybe even worse. Third, the controller itself with a charge lasting no more than 5 hours with a fucking 3 hour charging time! Fourth, no standard controller. Wii U Pad, Wii U Pro controller, Wii MotionPlus, Wii Classic Controller Pro... WHAT IS THIS FUCKING MESS? HOW ARE DEVELOPERS SUPPOSED TO DEVELOP FOR THIS SHIT. HOLY SHIT I JUST FORGOT THE BALANCE BOARD LOL. MY FUCKING GOD!! THERE IS NO END TO THIS SHIT.
And then there's the extraneous BULLSHIT Nintendo has perpetrated on our asses... NINTENDOLAND. Miiverse. WARA WARA Miiverse. WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THOSE FUCKING BANANAS. What's the point of making things a social experience if the experience itself WAS NEVER REALLY THAT GOOD TO BEGIN WITH. Maybe you can connect the games to the developer's network so we can all give simultaneous real-time feedback as to how much YOUR GAME FUCKING SUCKS.
It's like they are the Disney of video games.
And when I say games I mean games not 'interactive experiences' like Beyond or The Last of Us or whatever.
When it comes to consoles, I'd probably 'jump ship' to Sony. Microsoft doesn't take gamers seriously. Their conference was a fucking disgrace. I know, for every business, money matters. But my god Microsoft is all about money. Those fuckers won't take us seriously. The fact that they had Usher on their conference... what the fucking fuck fuck. Fuck Microsoft and the billion dollar horse they rode in on.
This thread is now about funny tl;dr gifs.
Why do you care? Nintendo isn't your family, you don't owe them anything. They used to make some game you liked, now they don't. Go play some other games and don't bother yourself with whatever Nintendo happens to be doing.Iwata here. Dictating to benji. Shutttttttttttt uppppppppp.
Nintendo and for that matter ALMOST ALL OTHER GAME DEVELOPERS have no clue how to make games anymore. Look at this fucking E3. WHERE ARE THE GAMES? And when I say games I mean games not 'interactive experiences' like Beyond or The Last of Us or whatever. Just now I nearly got hyped by a Ubisoft game called Watch Dogs. It looked awesome but then the hype was silently killed when I read from other Gaffers that it's just another good-looking shit game that's scripted into oblivion.
What else did you expect?
I can name 10 games from MS, Sony and Nintendo conference that I would like to play NOW. You can't?
And I really HATE list wars but reading The Bore seems 0 games were shown at E3 only shitty entertainment apps.
1. TLOU - Already Shown
2. NSMBU - I'd say i didn't see this coming but it's because i was putting too much faith in nintendo giving a fuck,looks super boring - It's a sequel
3. Paper Mario 3DS - Already Shown - It's a sequel
4. Ass Cree 3 - Already Shown - It's a sequel
5. South Park - Already Shown
6. Halo 4 - Sorta of Already Shown,nobody cares about the halo - It's a sequel
7. God of War: Ascension - Already Shown - It's a sequel
8. Beyond: Heavy Rain 2 - Press X to Jason
9. Gears 4 - Sorta Already shown,nobody cares about the gears - It's a sequel
10. LEGO GTA - uh i got nothing here cause i assumed the only people that played lego games were 12,or 40 and had kids
It's like they are the Disney of video games.
now they are the disneyland of video games
already shown? where? in pre E3 leaks?
The game was first teased before the Spike Video Game Awards on November 29, 2011
Following the reports, Ubisoft released Assassin's Creed III's official box art on March 1, 2012, which confirms the game's American Revolution setting.
The official PlayStation Facebook page released a teaser image (with the text "Will Vengeance Bring Redemption?") on April 12, 2012. The announcement trailer was released on April 19, 2012
Go back to loli rape sims. You cannot enjoy anything else it seems.
What else did you expect? This is the last year of life of the ancient consoles. Every major 1st party studio is deep in next-gen development.
Kickstarter will save us from the incompetence and malaise of the console world.
I'm playing Ys Origin. Core games. :bow
Kickstarter will save us from the incompetence and malaise of the console world.
Until everyone just takes the Kickstarter money and runs with it :P
I want to believe, though. A new top-down, turn-based Wasteland game sounds awesome for one.I'm playing Ys Origin. Core games. :bow
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My game list:
-Paper Mario 3DS
-South Park
-Code of Princess
-Watchdogs (if there's actually decent gameplay behind it)
-Pikmin 3 (if I ever get a WiiU)
too bad the CD Projekt Cyberpunk game wasn't shown.
^ I think it's got one or two former Guardian Heroes devs on it so it could possibly be a beat-em-up/RPG hybrid like that one. Haven't really read too much into it, but the 2D pixel art has me hyped!
South Park is probably the only game that made me go :omg . Then again, it's Obsidian so it will be a good game but halfway finished :-\
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This gif would be so much better if it wasn't for the text... I don't know how many gifs I've seen ruined because some trying-to-be-funny shitbird thought it was cool to superimpose some unfunny text.