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Title: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: demi on June 06, 2012, 08:31:04 PM
Chat with me while we see Nintendo fizzle out, and twiddle our penors to Paper Mario <3

http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23evilbore&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: demi on June 06, 2012, 08:32:49 PM
http://e3.nintendo.com/presentation/#/nintendo-3ds-software-showcase
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 08:36:24 PM
This starts in 30mins right?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 08:39:19 PM
yea
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 08:48:46 PM
I expect good things.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I kind of expect Final Fantasy Type-0 3D
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Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 08:58:06 PM
no sound?
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Post by: Smooth Groove on June 06, 2012, 09:00:21 PM
Will N announce its victory over the Vita?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 09:02:08 PM
the balance board guy thumbnail is cracking me up because I keep thinking of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmw4dIdiMw
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: demi on June 06, 2012, 09:05:16 PM
audio will come on when show starts. a guy told us to turn our phones off.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2012, 09:06:41 PM
tell him to fuck off
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Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:06:46 PM
Video is prohibited? Are they going to cover the camera's lens when footage is playing?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 09:10:14 PM
JAPANESE GAMES
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2012, 09:10:52 PM
the balance board guy thumbnail is cracking me up because I keep thinking of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmw4dIdiMw

 :rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 09:12:00 PM
i want a loyal fan beast
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 09:12:34 PM
the sexual tension between scott and reggie is thick
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 09:12:41 PM
ASPERGERS: THE RECKONING
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:16:10 PM
lol Konami watermarked the video they gave Nintendo?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 09:23:06 PM
bondage joke bombed

reggie appreciated it
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Damian79 on June 06, 2012, 09:24:22 PM
Hes so awkward its hilarious.  I wonder if it is intentional.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:26:27 PM
dat segway
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 09:27:49 PM
THIS IS FUCKING GAY
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: E-DuB on June 06, 2012, 09:30:20 PM
Disappointed with the lack of whimsy so far in this conference :(
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 09:31:00 PM
micky looks decent
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:38:56 PM
Mickey looked really cheap, but alright I guess.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 09:40:53 PM
it looked like a snes game, which is what i liked
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 09:46:27 PM
this has been embarrasing. not a single game we didn't know anout. atleast sony gave us 3 games we didnt know about
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:46:32 PM
Did he just say you use slow motion to launch powerful quick attacks? One of those things counter the others...
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
paper marios are kinda boring
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 09:49:39 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA THAT REEL

4 WHOLE GAMES

graphcis look like ds shit
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:51:20 PM
What that tells us about 3DS owners is that like any group of people they like free stuff.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 09:52:04 PM
this is horrendous
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 09:52:04 PM
omg no
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 09:52:05 PM
the five most downloaded eshop apps shown were all free
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 09:52:55 PM
this is horrendous

.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 09:57:14 PM
oh look another mario game yawnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 09:58:25 PM
New Borio Brothers: A Thousand Yawns
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 10:00:12 PM
NFC
NFC
NFC
NFC
NOBODY FUCKING CARES SHUT UP PLEASE SHUT UP
NFC
NFC
NFC
NFC
NFC
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 10:00:48 PM
That music sounds reused...
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 10:02:52 PM
terrible terrible terrible
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 06, 2012, 10:03:22 PM
Welp that about wraps it up for Nintendo :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 10:03:29 PM
Was Capcom present at the Wii U presentation?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 10:03:45 PM
waste of time
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 06, 2012, 10:04:28 PM
wait they failed again?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 10:04:34 PM
RIP NINTENDO
Giving away the system wars to Sony
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 06, 2012, 10:05:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/l12qG.png)

MH where are you
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2012, 10:05:49 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 10:06:12 PM
what a colossal waste of time
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 10:06:29 PM
Nintendo: "We got Mario , bitches! Peace out."
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 10:07:05 PM
I'M GOING TO PLAY DIABLO 3 TO WASH THE STINK OFF
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 06, 2012, 10:07:09 PM
Nothing new but that's a pretty good lineup.
No MH, no FE for you yanks.
Not everything that's coming was there.
Say, anybody here played Code of Princess?  Any good?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:07:25 PM
i got 1 1/2 months free rent for opening and closing the pool out here in april/may, so i have extra money this month

no kidding, i was full-on prepped to buy a 3ds this weekend, and nintendo just talked me out of it

Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 10:07:33 PM
nintendo announced NOTHING
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 10:08:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/l12qG.png)

MH where are you

We got all these games AND TONS MORE!

*shows all the same games they just showed*
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 10:09:41 PM
TONS MORE * = 3DS EA games.

What a failure. Not a single new game.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (the last hurrah)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 10:10:19 PM
i got 1 1/2 months free rent for opening and closing the pool out here in april/may, so i have extra money this month

no kidding, i was full-on prepped to buy a 3ds this weekend, and nintendo just talked me out of it

don't be like that. 3ds still has games worth playing soon. it's just that this was a total shit conf.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 10:10:43 PM
yes lets list the amazing wonderful unique 3ds games starting with such classics as:
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 10:10:58 PM
Andrex going crazy:

Slicing the first cat's head off now. I hope you're happy Dash Kappei.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:11:30 PM
:lol methodis got off a good one

so there's one e3 surprise
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 10:11:44 PM
Shin Megami Tensei IV, Monster Hunter, Dragon Quest Monsters, and Soul Hackers.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 10:12:45 PM
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/5227/threediots.png)
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2012, 10:13:28 PM
Nintendo is taking the piss, bottling it, and pouring it over Andrex's grave.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 06, 2012, 10:14:45 PM
fart
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 10:14:51 PM
Fire emblem 3ds is coming to America. Why wasn't it shown at at the conference?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 10:14:59 PM
(http://mlkshk.com/r/35GV)

Basically replace prerecorded with "We gathered a bunch of press to announce nothing".
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 06, 2012, 10:15:52 PM
Supposedly Fire Emblem is coming to America

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477374

edit nm beaten
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:15:57 PM
Shin Megami Tensei IV, Monster Hunter, Dragon Quest Monsters, and Soul Hackers.

yeah, not doing much for me, and i am not so much of a mario fan, so in hindsight 3ds probably wasn't the system for me to begin with and i just got caught up in having extra disposable cash for once

real talk, was expecting brief logo flashes of third-party vita games that were shitcanned tuesday morning :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 10:16:05 PM
Fire emblem 3ds is coming to America. Why wasn't it shown at at the conference?

because Nintendo knows that no one outside of hardcore nerds cares about a SRPG.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 06, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
Threediots is game of the show.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 10:16:50 PM
I don't know what you guys expected from this.  They made it a clear that it'd just be reading from the manual to some gameplay footage.  Any major announcements would've been at yesterday's big conference, because it was on TV, and on a big stage, and had the president of Nintendo, and people actually watched it.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 10:16:51 PM
3ds also has Resident Evil and Shinobi.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 06, 2012, 10:16:54 PM
i see Methodis is on a roll in this thread  :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:18:21 PM
I don't know what you guys expected from this.  They made it a clear that it'd just be reading from the manual to some gameplay footage.  Any major announcements would've been at yesterday's big conference, because it was on TV, and on a big stage, and had the president of Nintendo, and people actually watched it.


i dunno, i expected more than a reenactment of the effects of a valium overdose, i guess
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2012, 10:18:45 PM
A reminder that Nintendo considers a show put together on a budget of less than $100 a episode on NintendoVideo called "Threediots" as more important than the following games:


- Code of Princess
- Fire Emblem
- Unchain Blades
- Zero Escape
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 06, 2012, 10:19:20 PM
TLDR

Is handheld gaming officially dead?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 06, 2012, 10:19:53 PM
I don't know what you guys expected from this.  They made it a clear that it'd just be reading from the manual to some gameplay footage.  Any major announcements would've been at yesterday's big conference, because it was on TV, and on a big stage, and had the president of Nintendo, and people actually watched it.


i dunno, i expected more than a reenactment of the effects of a valium overdose, i guess
Maybe this will cheer you up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQEQGeWMmA
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:19:55 PM
TLDR

Is handheld gaming officially dead?

seems so

I don't know what you guys expected from this.  They made it a clear that it'd just be reading from the manual to some gameplay footage.  Any major announcements would've been at yesterday's big conference, because it was on TV, and on a big stage, and had the president of Nintendo, and people actually watched it.


i dunno, i expected more than a reenactment of the effects of a valium overdose, i guess
Maybe this will cheer you up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQEQGeWMmA


ty, i love that movie  :-*


Conference highlights, for those who missed it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPpQCarlncY
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 10:20:35 PM
A reminder that Nintendo considers a show put together on a budget of less than $100 a episode on NintendoVideo called "Threediots" as more important than the following games:


- Code of Princess
- Fire Emblem
- Unchain Blades
- Zero Escape

3/4 of those are third party games that likely won't hit 50k. I don't blame them for not showing that, but Fire Emblem is a "wut". It's their franchise, like why would you not show it?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 10:20:59 PM
I don't know what you guys expected from this.  They made it a clear that it'd just be reading from the manual to some gameplay footage.  Any major announcements would've been at yesterday's big conference, because it was on TV, and on a big stage, and had the president of Nintendo, and people actually watched it.


i dunno, i expected more than a reenactment of the effects of a valium overdose, i guess

to be fair, it was redundant after already talking about this 3DS stuff yesterday.

and to be fair to Nintendo, there wasn't enough Wii U to fill yesterday's conference, so the 3DS presence there was probably an eleventh hour decision.

Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:24:36 PM
as i said in chat, it figures that about as soon as i get interested in handheld gaming it ups and dies
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 06, 2012, 10:27:08 PM
Look at all of these upcoming 3DS games...shows a video featuring only four games.

NSMB2 is probably the biggest disappointment.  OMG COINZ!  Hey, here's a bunch of coins!  That way you won't get distracted and notice that we're reusing assets from a 6 year old game that was on our handheld predecessor!  Hey, look at ALL DEM COINZ!
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 10:28:52 PM
as i said in chat, it figures that about as soon as i get interested in handheld gaming it ups and dies

hey, there's always the iPad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAma5rlQj80
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2012, 10:29:01 PM
Wow
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 10:29:29 PM
6 year old game?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 10:29:55 PM
6 year old game?

new super mario bros
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 10:30:12 PM
Why can't they make a slick looking 2D Mario game like Rayman Origins? Nintendo needs to hire some frenchie art directors and get on that. The NSMB look is gross.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 10:30:25 PM
omg it was 6 years ago : (
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Post by: archie4208 on June 06, 2012, 10:30:30 PM
The Mickey Mouse game being inspired by Castle of Illusion is pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 10:31:55 PM
Why can't they make a slick looking 2D Mario game like Rayman Origins? Nintendo needs to hire some frenchie art directors and get on that. The NSMB look is gross.
Because they can do crap and still have it sell better
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 06, 2012, 10:32:24 PM
Dr Feelbad is taking out his Vita frustrations on poor 3DS :(
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2012, 10:32:57 PM
Nsmb2 looks like shit

fuck
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:34:09 PM
as i said in chat, it figures that about as soon as i get interested in handheld gaming it ups and dies

hey, there's always the iPad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAma5rlQj80





think i will play it on this instead:

(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/electronics/detail-page/TF300_mainimage.jpg)

$399, 32GB, Tegra 3 processor, microSD slot, hdmi out, can use usb peripherals like mouse/keyboard/gamepads
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:34:50 PM
Dr Feelbad is taking out his Vita frustrations on poor 3DS :(

:lol i don't really care, hardware tends to pass through my hands like water anyway
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 06, 2012, 10:39:08 PM
There doesn't even seem to be much of a choice in the future.  Everybody seems to have given up or are getting ready to bail out on handhelds.  Unless you absolutely need to play Mario, getting a tablet is probably the sensible choice for the future. 
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 10:41:10 PM
i bought GTA 3 off google play the other week for .99 and i don't even own an android tablet :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 06, 2012, 10:43:20 PM
So this conf. was total balls then. Why even bother having one if you have nothing to announce? ???
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2012, 10:54:34 PM
WAIT FOR TGS!!!
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 06, 2012, 11:03:56 PM
The crime here is eshop.  Its basically stillborn.  Also advance wars and true warioware are dead dead dead.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 11:08:00 PM
thing i got out of e3 handheld stuff is that no one actually has any firm plans beyond the next six months
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 11:09:16 PM
thing i got out of e3 handheld stuff is that no one actually has any firm plans beyond the next six months

Sony's firm six month plans for the Vita is to just take a steaming dump on it.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 11:12:24 PM
dr get this instead of a handheld
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/R5OZxh.jpg)
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Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 11:16:04 PM
NOT 4 SENSITIVE VIEWERS

if only the 3DS conference had a similar disclaimer
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 11:16:20 PM
dr get this instead of a handheld
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/R5OZxh.jpg)
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is there a kindle version
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 06, 2012, 11:31:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZpdUL.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 11:32:09 PM
was coming to post that :rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 11:50:56 PM
Wasn't Animal Crossing announced for 3DS at E3 2010? Why is that game taking three years? Bwahahah
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 11:52:45 PM
Tom Nook had his property empire collapse due to bad mortgages.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2012, 11:56:54 PM
I'm really wondering what Nintendo's developers have been doing over the last 3 years. Lord knows they weren't working on the Wii or DS.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 12:00:37 AM
I'm really wondering what Nintendo's developers have been doing over the last 3 years. Lord knows they weren't working on the Wii or DS.

They've poured all their creative resources into Theediots.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 07, 2012, 12:03:02 AM
I'm really wondering what Nintendo's developers have been doing over the last 3 years. Lord knows they weren't working on the Wii or DS.

I'd say hookers n' blow, but everyone knows the Japanese party with sake and karaoke, the stupid fuckers.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 07, 2012, 12:04:18 AM
I'm really wondering what Nintendo's developers have been doing over the last 3 years. Lord knows they weren't working on the Wii or DS.

That's what I'd like to know. What has it been now, three/four years? Every E3 it's like "Oh, all Nintendo's teams are hard at work making some cool new game, don't worry it'll be announced soon." And it NEVER IS. What are these doing spending their time doing?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 07, 2012, 12:06:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP60ubFsNQQ
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 07, 2012, 12:06:57 AM
Also, I just have to keep ignoring that there's going to be a Fire Emblem for the 3DS so I don't buy one.  :-\
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: bachikarn on June 07, 2012, 12:09:14 AM
I'm really wondering what Nintendo's developers have been doing over the last 3 years. Lord knows they weren't working on the Wii or DS.

That's what I'd like to know. What has it been now, three/four years? Every E3 it's like "Oh, all Nintendo's teams are hard at work making some cool new game, don't worry it'll be announced soon." And it NEVER IS. What are these doing spending their time doing?

I remember this happening during GC -> Wii too
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 07, 2012, 12:10:54 AM
I'm really wondering what Nintendo's developers have been doing over the last 3 years. Lord knows they weren't working on the Wii or DS.

That's what I'd like to know. What has it been now, three/four years? Every E3 it's like "Oh, all Nintendo's teams are hard at work making some cool new game, don't worry it'll be announced soon." And it NEVER IS. What are these doing spending their time doing?

I remember this happening during GC -> Wii too

The first 18 months actually kinda delivered on that, though. It seemed like Nintendo was actually putting some effort and getting their top teams to work on putting out a steady stream of games. After that it dried up and it's been pretty much dead ever since, on Wii and DS.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: cool breeze on June 07, 2012, 12:22:42 AM
I'm really wondering what Nintendo's developers have been doing over the last 3 years. Lord knows they weren't working on the Wii or DS.

It's the first time since ~2000 that Nintendo developers are experiencing new hardware.  It'll take time, especially for Wii U games.  For 3DS? I mean, there's a finite amount of talent they have.  Would they rather have the Zelda team working on the 3DS or Wii U Zelda?  Nintendo is going from a PS1-level handheld and Gamecube-level console to Gamecube-level handheld and 360-level console.  Who knows.     

It's not just Nintendo.  Japan, sans Capcom, continue to struggle with PS3/360 hardware.  And Capcom has its problems too.

Maybe next year they'll come out with some amazing looking games after the teams had their time...of course, it's getting closer to next gen.
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Diunx on June 07, 2012, 02:10:09 AM
dr get this instead of a handheld
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Can I get this in magic book?
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 07, 2012, 02:16:21 AM
By "new" hardware I guess we're referring to a circa 2007 pc. :smug
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Huff on June 07, 2012, 05:16:49 AM
That list is so garbage

I should trade my 3ds in for a vita
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2012, 05:26:03 AM
Tom Nook is amazing in the Animal Crossing movie. Basically as soon as this girl arrive in town he gets her to work hauling a cart all over the place just to satisfy his immense ego. Pimping eternally
Title: Re: Nintendo 3DS Conference (tl;dr yeah that was awful)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 07, 2012, 09:24:47 AM
Isn't New SMB 2 and oxymoron?