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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AWESOM-O on June 30, 2012, 04:35:42 AM

Title: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: AWESOM-O on June 30, 2012, 04:35:42 AM: New song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt__jKWoYH8

:yuck

They're getting dangerously close to edging out Good Charlotte for "worst band of the last two decades." Definitely the shittiest mainstream rock band out there today. I'm really not sure how they have fans.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Momo on June 30, 2012, 04:49:22 AM: Shittiest mainstream rockband : Nickleback. Forever. And Always.

I dunno man, Muse's recent stuff is shit, but some of their early stuff is good
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Momo on June 30, 2012, 04:52:18 AM: Like this is a good cover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzGzGvlKZn4

These are legit good songs, and some others

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYWklAV_cwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZjxskTrSz0

I am in no way a fan of their entire body of work though, overall quality is shit.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 30, 2012, 05:43:55 AM: I don't understand how anyone can hate on a band with such top-tier musicianship and musical sensibilities as Muse, but this board never fails to surprise. I mean if Muse is gay, then I don't ever want to be straight. Microcuts >>> you.

And before you even start: They don't and never tried to copy either Radiohead or Coldplay. I'm sick of this argument. Muse tends to write more straightforward rock songs with virtuosic wankery and tons of heavy overdrive and bass, while Radiohead, aside from a few bangers like Just and Myxomatosis, goes for a more textured, layered sound (which they can do as a five-piece band). Coldplay is more similar to Radiohead, I guess, and Oasis is maybe similar to Bends-era Radiohead, except that I don't really think that either band influenced the other. Muse and Radiohead use pretty different chord palettes, and most of their melodies aren't really anything similar. Coldplay's melodies aren't like either of the two.

You need to sit down and actually try to learn a few songs by all of these bands (you play guitar, right?), and then you'll quickly see that they're nothing alike.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Positive Touch on June 30, 2012, 06:24:12 AM: :bow shaka :bow2
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 30, 2012, 09:23:15 AM: Quote from: Momo on June 30, 2012, 04:52:18 AM
Like this is a good cover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzGzGvlKZn4

These are legit good songs, and some others

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYWklAV_cwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZjxskTrSz0

I am in no way a fan of their entire body of work though, overall quality is shit.

I agree, those two albums were solid
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: fart on June 30, 2012, 09:29:57 AM: yah there's a band called "mmmmmfffmfmfmfmfmfmfmfhaahlhalhuahaluhaluhalauhagluaghlguhaglhualghal"

HALGAHLGAUHGLAUHGLAUHGLUAHG
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 30, 2012, 11:35:46 AM: ??? I thought Green Shinobi was a big Muse fan ???

I don't care much for Muse but that was a pretty big get for them.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 30, 2012, 11:37:46 AM: I don't particularly like Muse but come on... there's a whole mountain of shit out there that they can float over.

If we are going to have a board agreed hate band can't we please all agree on Kasabian?

I have NO FUCKING IDEA why anyone likes them - i've seen them twice and both times i was bored out of my fucking mind.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 30, 2012, 12:34:25 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on June 30, 2012, 12:33:25 PM
If Queen was around today, Evilbore would claim they're a band for feggits.

This board is not known for its taste in music.

Kind of agreed but uh... are you trying to suggest that Muse DOESN'T in fact suck?
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 30, 2012, 12:35:53 PM: In world where Nickelback exists, Muse can't be the worst.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 30, 2012, 01:02:00 PM: Trust me, that's not gonna happen. I arrived at the conclusion that Muse sucks by, you know, listening to their first couple of albums and shit.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 30, 2012, 01:02:29 PM: I feel bad for Shaka seriously responding to a trolling schizo like AWESOM-O/Green Shinobi/Puddles.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Diunx on June 30, 2012, 01:12:40 PM: Muse is awesome, linking park on the other hand... :poop
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 30, 2012, 04:54:26 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 30, 2012, 01:02:29 PM
I feel bad for Shaka seriously responding to a trolling schizo like AWESOM-O/Green Shinobi/Puddles.

That's true, this is about a circe 2003 era Triumph level troll.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 30, 2012, 05:19:53 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 30, 2012, 12:35:53 PM
In world where Nickelback and Lana Del Rey exists, Muse can't be the worst.

fyp
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Himu on June 30, 2012, 05:25:45 PM: Muse is a great band ???
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 30, 2012, 05:38:51 PM: I kind of like Muse although I have never willfully listened to a Muse song.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Trent Dole on June 30, 2012, 05:44:47 PM: These are the United States of Eurasiasasasahjkdsaws guys, right? They really, really wanted to be Queen on their last one. I don't actively despise them (much) but they're not deserving of worship either. Of course that doesn't stop people with Billy Corgan so it ain't gonna stop them in regards to these dudes.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Robo on June 30, 2012, 07:27:02 PM: LANA DEL REY IS A SAINT
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Diunx on June 30, 2012, 07:33:24 PM: This song does suck cock, I hope it isn't part of the new album.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 30, 2012, 07:47:00 PM: Quote from: Robo on June 30, 2012, 07:27:02 PM
LANA DEL REY IS A SAINT

Also, her first name backwards is anal
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 30, 2012, 07:58:33 PM: Quote from: Robo on June 30, 2012, 07:27:02 PM
LANA DEL REY IS A SAINT

ROFL
Title: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 30, 2012, 08:39:35 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 30, 2012, 01:02:29 PM
I feel bad for Shaka seriously responding to a trolling schizo like AWESOM-O/Green Shinobi/Puddles.

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 30, 2012, 04:54:26 PM
That's true, this is about a circe 2003 era Triumph level troll.

:ninja

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Everything I wrote was copy/pasted from Green Shinobi's post history. Teehee.
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Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Brehvolution on June 30, 2012, 10:38:23 PM: Glenn Beck loves Muse.

That's all that needs to be said.
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 01, 2012, 12:12:42 AM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 30, 2012, 07:47:00 PM
Quote from: Robo on June 30, 2012, 07:27:02 PM
LANA DEL REY IS A SAINT

Also, her first name backwards is anal

YER (MOM) L(OV)ED ANAL
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 01, 2012, 12:36:24 AM: That song is horrible. :(
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 01, 2012, 01:01:16 AM: Every song I hear from them sounds the same. Is something wrong with me?
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 01, 2012, 01:05:28 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 01, 2012, 12:12:42 AM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 30, 2012, 07:47:00 PM
Quote from: Robo on June 30, 2012, 07:27:02 PM
LANA DEL REY IS A SAINT

Also, her first name backwards is anal

YER (MOM) L(OV)ED ANAL

:bow
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 01, 2012, 02:57:48 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 30, 2012, 08:39:35 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 30, 2012, 01:02:29 PM
I feel bad for Shaka seriously responding to a trolling schizo like AWESOM-O/Green Shinobi/Puddles.

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 30, 2012, 04:54:26 PM
That's true, this is about a circe 2003 era Triumph level troll.

:ninja

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Everything I wrote was copy/pasted from Green Shinobi's post history. Teehee.
[close]

:bow
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 01, 2012, 06:46:58 AM: I like Muse - one of the few bands I've actually paid to see live which is saying a lot. The last album fell flat with me. Outside of one song it all seemed a little forced. I don't fault them for that you can't win them all. They're still a pretty great band.

That new song still sounds pretty horrible though. :/
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2012, 06:35:50 PM: Quote from: Robo on June 30, 2012, 07:27:02 PM
LANA DEL REY IS A SAINT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB3CMGE63cc
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7718/obamax.png)
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: MrSingh on July 02, 2012, 01:37:18 AM: I love Nickleback!
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: T-Short on July 02, 2012, 11:37:19 AM: You tell 'em, Frankie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygssW7zfpkY&t=2m18s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygssW7zfpkY&t=2m18s)
Title: Re: How can any band suck as much cock as Muse?
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 29, 2012, 07:26:57 PM: I actually think Awesome-o self date-rapes his unwilling penis while listening to The Muse.

Was he being ironic? We will never know.