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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 04:30:08 AM

Title: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 04:30:08 AM: i wish i was playin some vidya :-\
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2012, 04:30:54 AM: first victim of Obamacare :violin
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 04:35:33 AM: lolz no just marriage

IM SCUUURD
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 03, 2012, 04:41:44 AM: It's ok, you're only trading the hypothetical ability to have sex with any woman for the guaranteed ability to sometimes have sex with one woman
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2012, 04:49:01 AM: You better go get laid now before you run out of time breh
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 04:53:36 AM: i might have some time to jerk off in peace
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 04:54:04 AM: OH SHIT MY VOWS

FUCK I HATE HOMEWORK
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Post by: Shaka Khan on July 03, 2012, 05:06:26 AM: OMG THIS IS INTENSE GOOD LUCK BRAH
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 03, 2012, 05:14:13 AM: Whatever you do...

don't forget your pants.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on July 03, 2012, 05:18:34 AM: Oh you know he will, or he will find a way to fuck it up somehow.

Like, Positive Touch is so hardcore that by the time the minister calls "Positive..." he will reply "Shepard..."
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Post by: Shaka Khan on July 03, 2012, 05:34:44 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 03, 2012, 05:18:34 AM
Like, Positive Touch is so hardcore that by the time the minister calls "Positive..." he will reply "Shepard..."

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 03, 2012, 03:16:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KH3TN.jpg)
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 05:45:12 AM: ^ :rofl

aaaand here comes a big-ass tropical storm to smash up the pretty beach wedding

no clue what plan b is since i have no phone and no one's bothered to contact me

obviously the only correct path to take now is continue procrastinating by reading the bore
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 06:43:26 AM: wtf else should i be doing

cant finish my fried chicken cuz im all suited up
cant play games cuz its almost time to go
foreign tv sucks

might as well dick around on the bore
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 06:55:48 AM: on a beach in thailand, in phuket
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Post by: Shaka Khan on July 03, 2012, 06:57:54 AM: ... Is that a real place or are you phukking with us?
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 07:03:18 AM: phuck this bullchit
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 07:05:30 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4C-t18-Vvs

OH GOD WHAT DID I DO
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 07:09:51 AM: nope, honkey-american like myself
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Post by: Reb on July 03, 2012, 07:23:32 AM: fuck positive t and anyone that love him
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Post by: Akala on July 03, 2012, 07:46:42 AM: Nice! Congrats.
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 03, 2012, 07:58:43 AM: This is sweet :)
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Post by: MrSingh on July 03, 2012, 08:28:24 AM: Have a good time!
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 08:42:00 AM: did it; pics later. dont give a shit bout nothin rite now but food & liquor
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Post by: pilonv1 on July 03, 2012, 08:43:59 AM: Congrats!
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 03, 2012, 08:52:41 AM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 08:42:00 AM
did it; pics later. dont give a shit bout nothin rite now but food & liquor

This is your time nicca! :bow
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Post by: demi on July 03, 2012, 08:55:45 AM: Cant wait to see the honeymoon on xtube
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2012, 09:50:11 AM: Quote from: demi on July 03, 2012, 08:55:45 AM
Cant wait to see the honeymoon on xtube

Positive is too classy for that. They'll be /r/gonewild exclusive
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Post by: demi on July 03, 2012, 09:56:46 AM: /r/gonewildplus :teehee
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Post by: Robo on July 03, 2012, 11:03:09 AM: Congratulations!
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Post by: Diunx on July 03, 2012, 11:48:36 AM: Congrats?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 03, 2012, 11:49:11 AM: Congratulations!
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 12:14:47 PM: what better way to end the night than by cussing out a bunch of crusty old british douchebags

when we're the only other group in the restaurant and we're a FUCKIN WEDDING PARTY then i think we're allowed to get loud. if you got a problem then don't shush us ffs. i let all that slide, but when they decided to mock my brother as they were leaving then fuck being nice. i cussed their asses out; fuck off with "polite" conversation b.s.; you want a quiet meal then keep your ass at home.

my ma hates confrontation tho and is always willing to find the error of her ways even when she's in the right. "we shoulda been quieter; don't get down to their level." yeah fuck all that. no one's gonna talk shit on my family, especially not on my wedding night. she was plenty pissed at me and didn't talk to me the rest of the night. :oops sorry, ma

seriously tho wtf is up with the euros and aussies around here? they all treat it like it's still colonial times or some shit. rude, pushy, half-naked and all-around obnoxious. bangkok :teehee was my favorite city here so far because of the low level of eurotrash.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2012, 12:26:05 PM: You should have ignored them, then later stomped your wife's wedding dress to blow off steam.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 03, 2012, 12:35:51 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 03, 2012, 12:26:05 PM
You should have ignored them, then later stomped your wife's wedding dress to blow off steam.

good idea, but they don't have Steam in Poland

:borys
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Post by: Timber on July 03, 2012, 01:00:21 PM: You're making a terrible mistake! Congratulations!
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Post by: tiesto on July 03, 2012, 01:41:22 PM: Time for some Hangover 2 action... get some cheeseburger play in before getting married! :-*

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Congrats!
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Post by: Bebpo on July 03, 2012, 02:31:54 PM: Hey, congrats!!
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 03, 2012, 04:36:08 PM: Congrats, man. Marriage is awesome, as long as you really wanted to get married.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 03, 2012, 04:49:45 PM: He hasn't responded in a while. Probably have sex for the first time with his waifu. :heart
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 03, 2012, 05:01:45 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on July 03, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
He hasn't responded in a while. Probably have sex for the first time with his waifu. :heart

I hope she used some lube, you can do some damage with a strap-on if it's your first time.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on July 03, 2012, 06:59:19 PM: CONGRATS POS.
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Post by: Damian79 on July 03, 2012, 08:44:58 PM: Grats.
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Post by: Huff on July 03, 2012, 08:57:30 PM: So where's the honeymoon?
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Post by: Himu on July 03, 2012, 09:16:27 PM: Positive T is a poor ass American college student; his honeymoon is cutting onions in the back room at McDonalds for the upcoming McRib.
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Post by: lennedsay on July 03, 2012, 10:10:38 PM: Congrats man!! Marriage is the shit when people do it right.

Also, sexy time. :drool
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Post by: fart on July 03, 2012, 10:18:11 PM: sssshhiiiiiiitttttt@@@
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2012, 10:59:41 PM: Quote from: Huff on July 03, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
So where's the honeymoon?

(http://i.imgur.com/yTt10.jpg)
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2012, 11:04:21 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 03, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
Positive T is a poor ass American college student; his honeymoon is cutting onions in the back room at McDonalds for the upcoming McRib.

not when mommy and daddy touch pay for plane tickets to thailand. also thanks to agoda.com i'm staying in some resort for richie-rich euros and chinese for only like $120 a day. HIGH LIFE
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Post by: Himu on July 03, 2012, 11:26:56 PM: enjoy the sex!
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Post by: Shaka Khan on July 03, 2012, 11:29:13 PM: Does it feel different, I wonder.

I bet now that she's your wife and future mother of your children you'll respect her and stop slapping her with your dick, which quite frankly sounds very boring.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 04, 2012, 01:31:38 AM: Congratulations, sir
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 04, 2012, 10:38:09 AM: 1st day update: wifey got drunk with her cousin at the hotel bar all day while i played old genesis games and dicked around on the bore. later i went to the beach and a bee stung my neck. i watched some shackled monkeys take coconuts from a tree, then we ate indian food together. now i am taking a huge shit.

tomorrow i plan to play more videogames and maybe we will watch some boring movie on tv and make fun of it. also we will eat together.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2012, 12:41:30 PM: Waiting on pics before I offer congratulations
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 05, 2012, 09:58:43 AM: i feel kinds weird about putting pics up on the bore now. friend me on facebook or something
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Post by: demi on July 05, 2012, 10:20:30 AM: Does marriage lose its luster after having been together for so long and fucked every hole on her body already?
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 05, 2012, 11:19:37 AM: Do you think you would get tired with Joe, if you guys tied the knot?
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Post by: demi on July 05, 2012, 11:25:10 AM: Probably. I hate being tied down. Being unmarried means we can be frivolous and free with our spending and each other.