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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Groogrux on July 05, 2012, 10:38:41 AM

Title: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: Groogrux on July 05, 2012, 10:38:41 AM: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/04/u-s-government-confirms-there-are-no-mermaids/ (http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/04/u-s-government-confirms-there-are-no-mermaids/)

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Sorry, Ariel, looks like you’ll never be part of our world.

The U.S. National Ocean Service (NOS) made the firm announcement that mermaids do not exist. This announcement came in response to public inquiries into the NOS’ mermaid science program after a show about mythical creatures on the channel Animal Planet.

“No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found,” the NOS’s press release read, dispelling any rumors that “those half-human, half-fish sirens of the sea” are anything more than legend and the stuff of Disney movies.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/04/u-s-government-confirms-there-are-no-mermaids/#ixzz1zl7ablKi

So long, my red-headed love...
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2012, 10:49:47 AM: I smell a cover-up.
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 05, 2012, 10:52:14 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2012, 10:52:29 AM: "Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on bottom?"
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: demi on July 05, 2012, 10:58:36 AM: Pics or didnt happen
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: benjipwns on July 05, 2012, 11:05:00 AM: This is the same government that thinks our President isn't from Kenya right?

I think I'll stick to the facts I know.
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2012, 11:10:18 AM: Quote from: benjipwns on July 05, 2012, 11:05:00 AM
This is the same government that thinks our President isn't from Kenya right?

I think I'll stick to the facts I know.

How could you not trust a government agency called NOS? They do XTREME science, woooooo, high adrenaline research! Strap yourselves in, bros and brosettes, you will get wet on this ride!
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: Groogrux on July 05, 2012, 11:11:53 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 05, 2012, 11:10:18 AM
How could you not trust a government agency called NOS? They do XTREME science, woooooo, high adrenaline research! Strap yourselves in, bros and brosettes, you will get wet on this ride!

:lol
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 05, 2012, 11:45:45 AM: They exist in my heart
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: Beezy on July 05, 2012, 12:27:16 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 05, 2012, 11:10:18 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on July 05, 2012, 11:05:00 AM
This is the same government that thinks our President isn't from Kenya right?

I think I'll stick to the facts I know.

How could you not trust a government agency called NOS? They do XTREME science, woooooo, high adrenaline research! Strap yourselves in, bros and brosettes, you will get wet on this ride!
*applauds*
Title: Re: Why I'll be crying and masturbating to The Little Mermaid tonight
Post by: The Sceneman on July 05, 2012, 11:03:54 PM: (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66t7rPWXf1r6wq7io1_500.jpg)