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Title: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:10:00 PM: Which of EB's most eligible bachelors (sorry Beezy) will crack some eggs first

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Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 05, 2012, 08:11:13 PM: why arent i in this since im the least likely which makes me the most likely
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Post by: Great Rumbler on July 05, 2012, 08:12:41 PM: Where the "None of the Above" option?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2012, 08:14:09 PM: I like to think Boogie's out there spreading some wild oats right now.
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Post by: lennedsay on July 05, 2012, 08:16:12 PM: No fake or real mupepe options? :wtf
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM: I'm gonna go with Bepbo. Living in California gives him an advantage in terms of meeting multiple women per square foot, plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants
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Post by: Himu on July 05, 2012, 08:19:56 PM: I dunno, man. I'm so mixed on the having a demonspawn idea.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2012, 08:20:21 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM
plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants

Does not.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Bebpo on July 05, 2012, 08:28:33 PM: I've never got if the whole spelling of my username incorrectly is a running gag or if people just can't ever spell bebpo :lol

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM
I'm gonna go with Bepbo. Living in California gives him an advantage in terms of meeting multiple women per square foot, plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants

Awwww, thanks :heart

But no kids for me unless I meet someone who actually likes me back! Then if things go well, maybe +3-5 years after that moment.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Bebpo on July 05, 2012, 08:29:04 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 05, 2012, 08:20:21 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM
plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants

Does not.

I'm not visiting you now.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2012, 08:30:19 PM: I have the better beard. Suck it bebpo.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on July 05, 2012, 08:39:24 PM: I voted Himu. The twist is that he'll bear the child himself.
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Post by: Himu on July 05, 2012, 08:41:42 PM: The twist is that I AM the child.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Brehvolution on July 05, 2012, 08:42:20 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on July 05, 2012, 08:16:12 PM
No fake or real mupepe options? :wtf

That wouldn't be fair since he is married and has way more potential to spread seed.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2012, 08:43:08 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 05, 2012, 08:39:24 PM
I voted Himu. The twist is that he'll bear the child himself.

What if Bebpo is the father? /shyamalan
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2012, 08:43:52 PM: look
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 05, 2012, 08:43:08 PM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 05, 2012, 08:39:24 PM
I voted Himu. The twist is that he'll bear the child himself.

What if Bebpo is the father? /shyamalan

:lol
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 05, 2012, 08:44:20 PM: Oh man, the baby will be a weeaboo messiah.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 05, 2012, 08:50:36 PM: I voted for Arvie, since I think it's entirely likely he'll get a girl who happens to be about 9 months preggers in his dismemberment dungeon and decide to keep the baby when he's done with the mother.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Brehvolution on July 05, 2012, 08:55:29 PM: I'm going with PD and a canoe trip to he'll never forget.
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Post by: Bebpo on July 05, 2012, 08:56:13 PM: Voted for boogie because he can have a baby whenever he wants. He's a cop. He just takes one out of jail.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 05, 2012, 08:57:53 PM: She'll need a lawyer. It will take a Jerry Springer episode to figure it out.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Beezy on July 05, 2012, 08:58:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:10:00 PM
Which of EB's most eligible bachelors (sorry Beezy) will crack some eggs first

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you don't mean that
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Barry Egan on July 05, 2012, 09:04:42 PM: I went with Bebpo, although I think the actual answer is probably Kosma or the business.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 09:05:09 PM: The Business isn't single though.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Barry Egan on July 05, 2012, 09:06:52 PM: Oh right. Actually I think Kosma is seeing someone too.

I change my fake vote to the experiment then.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 05, 2012, 09:29:35 PM: The obvious choice is Himuro, because terrible shit happens to him all the time, so some sort of "Knocked Up" one night stand situation is highly likely. It would be awesome if it turns out she's a 17 year old white girl with racist parents who was just curious about the BBC.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 05, 2012, 09:30:16 PM: Also, you guys saying Bebpo are nuts. Women smell desperation like shitty Axe body spray, and there is no creature more obviously desperate than Homo Weeaboo
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 05, 2012, 09:46:30 PM: Another vote for me

oh wait - i don't count. :(
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2012, 10:11:01 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 05, 2012, 09:29:35 PM
The obvious choice is Himuro, because terrible shit happens to him all the time, so some sort of "Knocked Up" one night stand situation is highly likely. It would be awesome if it turns out she's a 17 year old white girl with racist parents who was just curious about the BBC.

bad stuff does not always happen to me!
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 06, 2012, 12:09:22 AM: I vote for Smooth Groove.

He's a doctor who has six pack abs - that is enough for a lot of the California gold digging set to "accidentally" forget taking their birth control. Eventually he'll knock up one of them.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 06, 2012, 12:10:29 AM: Not me.

One and done.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 12:11:10 AM: I agree with with T EXP. If I was hooking up with Smooth knowing what he does, I'd bite the tip of his condom as I'm putting it on. Be careful homeboy, them bitches be crazy.
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Post by: Himu on July 06, 2012, 12:12:56 AM: Smooth Groove would rather jack off to porn than fuck a woman.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 12:15:25 AM: With his BBC obsession I think it'll be a while before he's even on the spawning market.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 06, 2012, 12:19:06 AM: Ahem
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2012, 12:19:15 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 12:11:10 AM
I agree with with T EXP. If I was hooking up with Smooth knowing what he does, I'd bite the of the tip of his condom as I'm putting it on. Be careful homeboy, them bitches be crazy.

I guess I better not be getting bjs from my pornstar escorts.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 12:19:57 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on July 06, 2012, 12:19:06 AM
Ahem

Women stop bearing children after menopause, BN.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Himu on July 06, 2012, 12:21:39 AM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on July 06, 2012, 12:19:06 AM
Ahem

Women stop bearing children after menopause, BN.

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Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2012, 12:24:29 AM: I cannot unleash my spawn upon this world until the end of days draws nigh. (http://i.minus.com/ibmNxy1r0nQcpF.gif)
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Atramental on July 06, 2012, 12:27:01 AM: Quote from: The Business on July 06, 2012, 12:26:31 AM
Worst post of the year contender.
:lol
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Tasty on July 06, 2012, 12:27:36 AM: bebpo x Kagari
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 06, 2012, 12:39:26 AM: Sorry to disappoint but it will be none of those on the list. I am going to nominate myself and the missus. We've been working at it and it will happen sooner or later.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 12:43:38 AM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 05, 2012, 09:30:16 PM
Also, you guys saying Bebpo are nuts. Women smell desperation like shitty Axe body spray, and there is no creature more obviously desperate than Homo Weeaboo

I take somewhat offense from this. I'm not desperate. Desperate would be being horrible at dealing with only the opposite sex. I am horrible at dealing with MEN as well. Social Anxiety is a bitch yo.

Getting better though...
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 06, 2012, 12:45:00 AM: Quote from: The Business on July 06, 2012, 12:40:28 AM
Fat people fucking :drool

DAMN STRAIGHT!
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 06, 2012, 12:46:10 AM: Desperate has nothing to do with horribleness, I am horrible at dealing with the opposite sex but not desperate, because I don't care that much anymore
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2012, 12:49:54 AM: I just realized we all forgot about Cajole

:fbm
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Trent Dole on July 06, 2012, 12:52:00 AM: #AJALL
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 06, 2012, 12:52:41 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2012, 12:49:54 AM
I just realized we all forgot about Cajole

:fbm

What happened to him? I'm sure he's doing alright without the bore.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 06, 2012, 12:56:43 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 12:43:38 AM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 05, 2012, 09:30:16 PM
Also, you guys saying Bebpo are nuts. Women smell desperation like shitty Axe body spray, and there is no creature more obviously desperate than Homo Weeaboo

I take somewhat offense from this. I'm not desperate. Desperate would be being horrible at dealing with only the opposite sex. I am horrible at dealing with MEN as well. Social Anxiety is a bitch yo.

Getting better though...

Pfft, you don't need to tell me, I usually don't leave my house and have trouble looking people in the eyes.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 06, 2012, 12:58:13 AM: Quote
Fat people fucking

... have you been spying on me?!
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Pringo on July 06, 2012, 01:28:42 AM: Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 06, 2012, 12:52:41 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2012, 12:49:54 AM
I just realized we all forgot about Cajole

:fbm

What happened to him? I'm sure he's doing alright without the bore.

He didn't leave...

PD was talking about the poll.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Momo on July 06, 2012, 02:39:11 AM: bebpo

His anime choices hinges on "Can I watch this with women".
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Positive Touch on July 06, 2012, 07:28:27 AM: i nominate fatalt and some random 15 yr old, at some point within the next month
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Post by: Reb on July 06, 2012, 08:17:48 AM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 06, 2012, 07:28:27 AM
i nominate fatalt and some random 15 yr old, at some point within the next month

First probable scenario!
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 06, 2012, 08:21:38 AM: Quote from: Positive Touch on July 06, 2012, 07:28:27 AM
i nominate fatalt and some random 15 yr old, at some point within the next month

Change "15 yr old" to "fat chick" and then I'll agree.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: demi on July 06, 2012, 09:11:58 AM: LOL @ no votes for Phoenix Dark

Bz, when are you gonna upload some creampies to xtube?
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Post by: fart on July 06, 2012, 10:42:18 AM: MAFFFFFFFFF
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Post by: fart on July 06, 2012, 10:42:58 AM: demi shits a baby out every morning
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 06, 2012, 10:49:44 AM: shocking twist:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
me
[close]
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Boogie on July 06, 2012, 11:53:46 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM
I'm gonna go with Bepbo. Living in California gives him an advantage in terms of meeting multiple women per square foot, plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants

If I was allowed to grow facial hair, my beard would spank all y'all on that list.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 06, 2012, 12:10:22 PM: Quote from: demi on July 06, 2012, 09:11:58 AM
LOL @ no votes for Phoenix Dark

Bz, when are you gonna upload some creampies to xtube?

Xtube lol

That shit is gonna go on http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildplus

We've been trying for a few months though honestly it's not that damn easy. Going to the baby doctor's has been lots of fun. Had to get my little men tested and all that jazz. Thankfully I got lots of great swimmers. Only problem is the missus she has a rare disorder that might make baby making a pain. We're going for two in a row so they are close in age. Maybe we'll get lucky with twins as it's something that seems to skip a few generations in both our families. I will tell you when it cycle time I've never had more sex in my life!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on July 06, 2012, 01:35:29 PM: lol im second place somehow
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Post by: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 01:44:41 PM: Probably the first poll I've ever been in the lead in :)

Otoh :'(
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: demi on July 06, 2012, 01:49:09 PM: Bebpo, you are the only one on that list who has gone on a date in the past year.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: demi on July 06, 2012, 01:49:45 PM: In fact, why isn't BlackMage on there? He would be my vote.
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Post by: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 01:53:43 PM: BM is not single ;)
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Post by: demi on July 06, 2012, 01:55:26 PM: Man it's BlackMage you know he will find some crazy chick who will force him to ejaculate inside her.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 01:57:15 PM: He seems happy, so it should work out even if they get a few DUIs along the way.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: tiesto on July 06, 2012, 02:16:05 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2012, 12:49:54 AM
I just realized we all forgot about Cajole

:fbm

And me... geez, it's like NY doesn't even exist for you guys :-\
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: demi on July 06, 2012, 02:23:14 PM: I don't know why I'm even listed.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: demi on July 06, 2012, 02:57:07 PM: Or because I'd sooner bone a dude over a disgusting female.
Title: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:01:18 PM: ^ One or both of you didn't read the other one's post correctly.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 06, 2012, 03:20:54 PM: Yeah, I thought it was cute I wasn't even in the running, but then I can't handle love, it's obvious. After five years (if I live that long) I'll wake up all loveless.
Title: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM: I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Pringo on July 06, 2012, 03:33:48 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 06, 2012, 03:20:54 PM
Yeah, I thought it was cute I wasn't even in the running, but then I can't handle love, it's obvious. After five years (if I live that long) I'll wake up all loveless.

What's so scary? There's not a threat in sight.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 06, 2012, 03:34:16 PM: Quote
I mean Father Mike? $100 he is not anyones father in the next 10 years.

Petition to change username to just "Mike" starts here
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2012, 04:20:19 PM: Ya but when someone starts the which EBer has the highest rank in the spiritual I-can-rape-you-and-know-one-will-believe-you fatherhood and not the I-produced-pantshitters-from-my-balls poll then you'd have to change it back. Seems like a lot of work for Demi.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Tasty on July 06, 2012, 06:46:37 PM: Quote from: demi on July 06, 2012, 09:11:58 AM
LOL @ no votes for Phoenix Dark

:rofl
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 06, 2012, 06:58:22 PM: None. They'll all just buy a house together and adopt.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2012, 07:04:40 PM: I'll settle down before Demi at least. I think Father Mike will find a female version of himself in grad school eventually. Boogie is a cop, he'll marry some badge/uniform chasing American soon enough. I'm sure there is a white woman out there for Himu.

MAF will marry his car
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 06, 2012, 07:12:03 PM: Quote from: Pringo on July 06, 2012, 03:33:48 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 06, 2012, 03:20:54 PM
Yeah, I thought it was cute I wasn't even in the running, but then I can't handle love, it's obvious. After five years (if I live that long) I'll wake up all loveless.

What's so scary? There's not a threat in sight.

Let's sneak out of this thread. It's getting boring - there's more to life than this
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 07:12:36 PM: I'll settle down when I lower my standards. But I'm optimistic that I'll meet someone as awesome/fun and employed as me, and I think it'll happen before I reach the point of having to lower standards in another 10 years or so.

I get approached by a few girls each week or two now a days, but they're usually unemployed, don't seem to put a lot of care into their health, and their eyes light up at "lawyer" so I try to politely decline to show interest.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 06, 2012, 08:11:29 PM: Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 06, 2012, 12:10:22 PM
Quote from: demi on July 06, 2012, 09:11:58 AM
LOL @ no votes for Phoenix Dark

Bz, when are you gonna upload some creampies to xtube?

Xtube lol

That shit is gonna go on http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildplus

We've been trying for a few months though honestly it's not that damn easy. Going to the baby doctor's has been lots of fun. Had to get my little men tested and all that jazz. Thankfully I got lots of great swimmers. Only problem is the missus she has a rare disorder that might make baby making a pain. We're going for two in a row so they are close in age. Maybe we'll get lucky with twins as it's something that seems to skip a few generations in both our families. I will tell you when it cycle time I've never had more sex in my life!

Upload some videos, and we'll tell you what you're doing wrong.
Title: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Reb on July 07, 2012, 09:28:00 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 07:12:36 PM
I'll settle down when I lower my standards. But I'm optimistic that I'll meet someone as awesome/fun and employed as me, and I think it'll happen before I reach the point of having to lower standards in another 10 years or so.

I get approached by a few girls each week or two now a days, but they're usually unemployed, don't seem to put a lot of care into their health, and their eyes light up at "lawyer" so I try to politely decline to show interest.

I just threw up in my mouth.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 07, 2012, 09:33:08 AM: I've started dating again recently- not overthinking it- going fine. that said, probably not having a kid in the next 5.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 07, 2012, 10:14:21 AM: MADEMOISELLES,

I AM AVAILABLE FOR YOUR COMPANIONSHIP< BUT BE AWARE THAT I AM A RICH ^LAWYER AND HENCE MORE IMPORTANT AND WEALTHIER AND MORE VIRILE THAN YOU ARE et&c et&c et&c

BEBPO,
ESQUIRE

THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, I KNOW THE LAW
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 07, 2012, 10:18:06 AM: Yeah I think its probably more important to look for the charactaristics/virtues that make a person good- not what is socially expected to appear successful. You'll have more luck that way- not expecting your dates to have followed a similar path through life.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 07, 2012, 10:26:02 AM: also bepbo sometimes people don't have jobs ~~LIKE ME~~ but when you're romantically interested in someone it's pretty natural to perk up when they mention what it is that they do for a living because it's an opportunity to make conversation with someone you're interested in.

so stop being a douche

PROTIPS FROM A PRO
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 07, 2012, 10:50:50 AM: :heartbeat fart :heartbeat
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Momo on July 07, 2012, 10:53:58 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 07:12:36 PM
I'll settle down when I lower my standards. But I'm optimistic that I'll meet someone as awesome/fun and employed as me, and I think it'll happen before I reach the point of having to lower standards in another 10 years or so.

I get approached by a few girls each week or two now a days, but they're usually unemployed, don't seem to put a lot of care into their health, and their eyes light up at "lawyer" so I try to politely decline to show interest.
What are you doing man :lol
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: lennedsay on July 07, 2012, 10:58:24 AM: :rofl
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 11:04:45 AM: Can I change my vote...
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 07, 2012, 11:07:50 AM: i can't get over how big that damned thumb is
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: lennedsay on July 07, 2012, 11:10:34 AM: It is a big ass thumb. :lol

Can we take bepbo off this poll and add my husband's big thumb?
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 07, 2012, 11:13:25 AM: what you gonna pop out another one? shieeeet girl!
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: lennedsay on July 07, 2012, 11:16:36 AM: No not me, his thumb. It already looks 9 months pregnant.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Momo on July 07, 2012, 11:16:53 AM: Despite it all, still sticking with my beb vote :lol
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 07, 2012, 11:19:13 AM: Quote from: lennedsay on July 07, 2012, 11:16:36 AM
No not me, his thumb. It already looks 9 months pregnant.
in that case, understandable. apologize for this misunderstanding, ma'am; t'won't happen again.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 07, 2012, 11:35:30 AM: lennedsay, i don't care what he told you, you can't get preggers again from his thumb
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 07, 2012, 11:36:13 AM: Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM
I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?

After joking about it for years I got a vasectomy. No kids for me!

aren't you like 17 or some shit

i applaud your decision if you're serious tho, KIDS is like one letter off from AIDS
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 07, 2012, 11:39:19 AM: Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM
I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?

After joking about it for years I got a vasectomy. No kids for me!

I'm surprised you were able to. I went to look into getting the procedure a while back and was denied because they thought I was too young.

I'm kind of glad I didn't because apparently you get long balls after a vasectomy.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Barry Egan on July 07, 2012, 11:39:38 AM: haha kids these days
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 07, 2012, 11:50:08 AM: Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:45:05 AM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 07, 2012, 11:39:19 AM
Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM
I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?

After joking about it for years I got a vasectomy. No kids for me!

I'm surprised you were able to. I went to look into getting the procedure a while back and was denied because they thought I was too young.

I'm kind of glad I didn't because apparently you get long balls after a vasectomy.

The doctor I went to didn't really seem to care. Only explained to me that I could get it reversed later on, which I explained wouldn't be happening. Oh and that I'll experience pain for the rest of my days.

Assuming it doesn't get much worse than now, seems like an alright trade-off.

I'm hoping that the fabled male birth control pill/shot/suppository/whatever comes out soon.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 07, 2012, 11:53:43 AM: Quote from: The Experiment on July 07, 2012, 11:50:08 AM
Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:45:05 AM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 07, 2012, 11:39:19 AM
Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM
I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?

After joking about it for years I got a vasectomy. No kids for me!

I'm surprised you were able to. I went to look into getting the procedure a while back and was denied because they thought I was too young.

I'm kind of glad I didn't because apparently you get long balls after a vasectomy.

The doctor I went to didn't really seem to care. Only explained to me that I could get it reversed later on, which I explained wouldn't be happening. Oh and that I'll experience pain for the rest of my days.

Assuming it doesn't get much worse than now, seems like an alright trade-off.

I'm hoping that the fabled male birth control pill/shot/suppository/whatever comes out soon.

already has. it's called BEBPO
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Bebpo on July 07, 2012, 01:59:16 PM: wtf, all I was saying is I'm not looking for gold diggers. jeez. Want to date people who like me for my personality and not my $$$.
I only listed the unemployment thing because it's often connected to that. When I date girls who have no job/money and I'm paying for everything I have to wonder if they really care or they're just enjoying the free ride.

tbh, I try as hard as I can not to tell people my job when I first meet them. I just want to meet them as a normal dude.
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Post by: BlackMage on July 07, 2012, 02:12:03 PM: guys... im pregnant :( its yo baby
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 07, 2012, 02:16:31 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on July 07, 2012, 02:12:03 PM
guys... im pregnant :( its yo baby

I hope you're not too attached because guilting people in to abortions is kind of my "thing".
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: BlackMage on July 07, 2012, 02:17:37 PM: Quote from: Barry Egan on July 07, 2012, 02:16:31 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on July 07, 2012, 02:12:03 PM
guys... im pregnant :( its yo baby

I hope you're not too attached because guilting people in to abortions is kind of my "thing".

we will go halfsies
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: chronovore on July 07, 2012, 02:28:16 PM: Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 05, 2012, 08:44:20 PM
Oh man, the baby will be a weeaboo mess~~iah~~.

Fixed!
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 03:56:11 PM: Quote from: Bebpo on July 07, 2012, 01:59:16 PM
wtf, all I was saying is I'm not looking for gold diggers. jeez. Want to date people who like me for my personality and not my $$$.
I only listed the unemployment thing because it's often connected to that. When I date girls who have no job/money and I'm paying for everything I have to wonder if they really care or they're just enjoying the free ride.

tbh, I try as hard as I can not to tell people my job when I first meet them. I just want to meet them as a normal dude.

Where are all these unemployed girls? The closest I can imagine a girl coming to saying she's unemployed is if she just says "I'm in school" or "I'm looking to go back to school." Dudes will straight up tell you they're jobless but I haven't run into women who do the same.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 07, 2012, 05:29:19 PM: Quote from: Bebpo on July 07, 2012, 01:59:16 PM
wtf, all I was saying is I'm not looking for gold diggers. jeez. Want to date people who like me for my personality and not my $$$.
so far i'm not too impressed with your personality, so i think you're going to have to bring some money to the table if you want to procreate.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 07, 2012, 05:32:09 PM: lol
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Post by: fart on July 07, 2012, 05:35:43 PM: also look people, demi is exclusively into fat hairy guys, so he's going to be the first because he's going to meet denis dyack and they're going to fall in love and then they're going to adopt

OH WAIT THAT HAPPENED ALREADY DEMI WON THIS SHIT YEARS AGO YOU'RE ALL JUST BLIND
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Cheebo on July 07, 2012, 05:47:32 PM: I am not in this poll.
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Post by: demi on July 07, 2012, 05:51:09 PM: Cause gays cant have babies
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 05:55:46 PM: :drudge
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 07, 2012, 06:18:02 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 05:55:46 PM
:drudge

congrats on your vote!
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 07, 2012, 06:21:57 PM: Quote from: The Experiment on July 07, 2012, 06:18:02 PM
congrats on your vote!

Cheebs vote doesn't count.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Himu on July 07, 2012, 06:25:34 PM: pd sent cheebs a text to come and vote for him

doesn't count
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 07, 2012, 06:29:49 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 07, 2012, 06:25:34 PM
pd sent cheebs a text to come and vote for him

doesn't count

Knowing them, PD probably signed-in using Cheebs' account and voted. :fbm
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Cheebo on July 07, 2012, 06:39:21 PM: Everything that has just been said is accurate.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Barry Egan on July 07, 2012, 06:40:34 PM: You're not even supposed to have a girlfriend to be in this poll and PD drags his over in order to vote for hm ::)
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 06:53:35 PM: I did not ask him to vote for me :lol
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Himu on July 07, 2012, 06:55:21 PM: YOU DID
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Post by: Cheebo on July 07, 2012, 07:43:59 PM: I feel kinda shameful for taking part in this scheme.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Himu on July 07, 2012, 07:45:27 PM: You also feel shameful for liking Star Trek, shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Cheebo on July 07, 2012, 07:48:23 PM: (http://blog.masslive.com/breakingnews/2009/05/large_050909trekclub.jpg)
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Himu on July 07, 2012, 07:49:06 PM: Demi, thoughts on the dude on the left.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 07, 2012, 08:13:18 PM: Green Man got a vasectomy, lol why? You're not even 20. You screwing around with some crazy broads that are poking holes in your condoms or something?
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 08:15:41 PM: can't trust these slores, man
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 07, 2012, 08:32:59 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 07, 2012, 08:13:18 PM
Green Man got a vasectomy, lol why? You're not even 20. You screwing around with some crazy broads that are poking holes in your condoms or something?

Isn't he poor? Did he do a home surgery?
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: BlackMage on July 07, 2012, 09:13:34 PM: I'm not sexg enough to be in this poll? :'( or too sexy maybe 8)
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 08, 2012, 05:11:19 AM: pd voted for himself

self-pity
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 08, 2012, 05:56:10 AM: Quote from: Bebpo on July 07, 2012, 01:59:16 PM
wtf, all I was saying is I'm not looking for gold diggers. jeez. Want to date people who like me for my personality and not my $$$.

Does it count if, given $$$, they then like you for your personality? It is curried attraction, a two-parameter conditional is equivalent to a one-parameter conditional which itself returns a one-parameter conditional
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 08, 2012, 05:59:30 AM: Maybe don't pay attention to the previous post. The real point is, pay me $$$ and in exchange i will provide the service of finding you women who like you for your personality.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 08, 2012, 06:18:44 AM: i got it. it was lolz
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 08, 2012, 06:20:26 AM: but basically if you look at what he's saying (you know, IF YOU KNOW THE LAW) is that he's not looking for a woman in finance, i don't blame him. finance'll be the ruin of this damned beautiful white country full of white people

ps, himu he's only looking for white women, so you two have something in common
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Momo on July 08, 2012, 06:56:14 AM: Who else voted PD? :lol
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Post by: fart on July 08, 2012, 10:27:13 AM: PD voted for himself twice
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Post by: BlackMage on July 08, 2012, 11:49:08 AM: I voted for Father Mike, because the first woman he sleeps with is gonna get pregnant. Bad Luck Brian style.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 08, 2012, 11:51:54 AM: .
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 08, 2012, 12:03:40 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on July 08, 2012, 11:49:08 AM
I voted for Father Mike, because the first woman he sleeps with is gonna get pregnant. Bad Luck Brian style.

Thank you. I got very depressed being tied with PD.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 08, 2012, 03:15:51 PM: well, beb is probably very familiar with the law on surrogates having read such recent influential scholarship such as

http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1422180

on taxing surrogacy income, and

http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1808005

on the legality and ethics of the oocyte market

so that rich lawyer ass can always win this by hiring someone, you know, if there's money and pride on the line

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU KNOW THE LAW
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Barry Egan on July 08, 2012, 07:54:13 PM: Wait a minute. There are underground rabbinic cartels that dabble in oocyte insemination for Jewish men who have trouble getting laid? I am soooo writing a script treatment for this.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: fart on July 09, 2012, 10:15:55 AM: Quote from: Borys on July 09, 2012, 09:48:01 AM
Is there anything the Jews can't make money on?

:bow Jews :bow2
shit, you got me, i lol'd
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM: Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 18, 2012, 08:42:49 PM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM
Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd

congrats!! but WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Positive Touch on July 18, 2012, 08:47:19 PM: XFE 360
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Bebpo on July 18, 2012, 08:50:26 PM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM
Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd

Woah, awesome! Congratulations!!
Title: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 18, 2012, 09:50:03 PM: :bow

Pepe was a successful experiment, so why not assemble another.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 18, 2012, 09:59:24 PM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM
Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd

Congrats!!! :rock

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I can't imagine having two kids. I'd lose my mind.
[close]
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: tiesto on July 18, 2012, 11:03:00 PM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM
Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd

Congrats!
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 11:18:35 PM: Quote
congrats!! but WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF

we aren't out of the woods yet either - we've lost two so far in the last year but things looking better.

and yeah - financial suicide lol.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 18, 2012, 11:23:50 PM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 11:18:35 PM
Quote
congrats!! but WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF

and yeah - financial suicide lol.

Aren't you loaded?
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 18, 2012, 11:58:14 PM: Congrats DC!
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 19, 2012, 12:00:56 AM: Quote
Aren't you loaded?

this is Japan

school fees alone will kick our arses
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 19, 2012, 12:16:56 AM: Haha still beating PD, O and congrats on your thing too D.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2012, 01:23:09 AM: What a coincidence, XFE Jr 2.0 will be born a month after the 360 Jr 2.0 is born
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 19, 2012, 08:46:17 PM: the most disturbing thing is that i might be having more sex than a bunch of singletons.

I'm married gents... with a kid.... my activity level is low but... i have an excuse! ;)
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: demi on July 19, 2012, 08:49:59 PM: Mmm cold mechanical baby making sex
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: lennedsay on July 19, 2012, 08:58:48 PM: :rock makin babies

Congrats!
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Post by: Timber on July 19, 2012, 08:59:33 PM: おめでとうございます、白の侵略者
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Huff on July 19, 2012, 11:00:26 PM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 19, 2012, 08:46:17 PM
the most disturbing thing is that i might be having more sex than a bunch of singletons.

I'm married gents... with a kid.... my activity level is low but... i have an excuse! ;)

we're a bunch of unmarried forum nerds with too high of standards, what do you expect?
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: chronovore on July 20, 2012, 02:39:57 AM: :lol

CONGRATULATION OF YOUR RESETTING OF THE FATHERHOOD CLOCK.

The 2nd one was easier for us; I hope it is the same for you.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 20, 2012, 06:33:19 PM: Quote
Mmm cold mechanical baby making sex

... have you been spying on us again!?
Quote
CONGRATULATION OF YOUR RESETTING OF THE FATHERHOOD CLOCK.

The 2nd one was easier for us; I hope it is the same for you.

yeah, think we will be less panicky - but the first 3 months have already been a rollercoaster.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2012, 07:44:19 PM: How is the current XFE heir taking the news of his rival's imminent birth?
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: DCharlieJP on July 21, 2012, 06:21:55 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2012, 07:44:19 PM
How is the current XFE heir taking the news of his rival's imminent birth?

he had been walking around saying "i don't like babies!"

but the last few days he's been saying "i love you little baby!" to the bump and asking it "when are you coming out?"

so things are looking up. In truth, it's probably going to upset him once it arrives.
Title: Re: Which EBer will spawn a child next
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 22, 2012, 12:42:47 AM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 21, 2012, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2012, 07:44:19 PM
How is the current XFE heir taking the news of his rival's imminent birth?

he had been walking around saying "i don't like babies!"

but the last few days he's been saying "i love you little baby!" to the bump and asking it "when are you coming out?"

so things are looking up. In truth, it's probably going to upset him once it arrives.

That's a good big brother. :rock