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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on July 07, 2012, 12:38:50 PM

Title: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 07, 2012, 12:38:50 PM
I see this chick's big face and ass everywhere, but I'd never heard any of her music, so I thought I'd watch that Starship video. I don't get it. She's terrible. I mean, it's the kind of shitty music you hear in low-budget movies with dance scenes when they can't afford to license a good song. So what makes her so popular (I assume she is popular because, as I said, I see her big face and ass everywhere)?  Is it the big face and ass?
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 07, 2012, 12:42:10 PM
The ass yes.  She also is a really good rapper but has decided to not focus on that so much in order to be a pop tart, because hey MONEY AND SHIT
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Beezy on July 07, 2012, 12:43:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU

Probably her biggest hit so far. She first became popular because she was an okay female rapper before she started to go all out pop.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 07, 2012, 12:43:54 PM
it's a black thing
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Beezy on July 07, 2012, 12:45:30 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 07, 2012, 12:43:54 PM
it's a black thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9573kGBtuE
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 07, 2012, 12:58:21 PM
Some below average pop rapper who desperately wants to look like a duck:

(http://www.nicki-minaj-quotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Nicki-Minaj-before-surgery.jpg)

(http://chexydecimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nicki-minaj-and-donald-duck.jpg)

She gets promoted a lot because pop rap is hydrofracking into reaching new depths.  It desperately needs a reset but there's no relief in sight.  So we get crap like this.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 07, 2012, 12:58:22 PM
watched some more vids, still terrible

Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: bork on July 07, 2012, 01:01:23 PM
Didn't she get ass implants?

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 12:58:22 PM
watched some more vids, still terrible

You must like something if you keep watching!
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 07, 2012, 01:02:04 PM
bork pls
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 07, 2012, 01:06:59 PM
Quote from: bork laser on July 07, 2012, 01:01:23 PM
Didn't she get ass implants?

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 12:58:22 PM
watched some more vids, still terrible

You must like something if you keep watching!

i was thinking there was just something i was missing because i am older but i have come to the conclusion that my age has nothing to do with her inherent shittiness
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 07, 2012, 01:08:55 PM
plus her big plastic ass is funny
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: brob on July 07, 2012, 01:14:18 PM
Stupid hoe is great. if nicki thought that shit up I quite fancy her.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 07, 2012, 01:17:34 PM
Quote from: Brobzoid on July 07, 2012, 01:14:18 PM
Stupid hoe is great. if nicki thought that shit up I quite fancy her.

She doesn't write her own music:

(http://cdn.thatgrapejuice.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nicki-minaj-stupid-hoe-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: bork on July 07, 2012, 01:22:26 PM
Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 01:06:59 PM
Quote from: bork laser on July 07, 2012, 01:01:23 PM
Didn't she get ass implants?

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 12:58:22 PM
watched some more vids, still terrible

You must like something if you keep watching!

i was thinking there was just something i was missing because i am older but i have come to the conclusion that my age has nothing to do with her inherent shittiness

Nope!

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 01:08:55 PM
plus her big plastic ass is funny

And now we know the reason!   :lol
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Momo on July 07, 2012, 01:39:59 PM
There is hardly and popular music created after 2000 that isnt rooted in terribleness.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: chronovore on July 07, 2012, 01:47:51 PM
Quote from: Beezy on July 07, 2012, 12:45:30 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 07, 2012, 12:43:54 PM
it's a black thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9573kGBtuE

That is pretty darned precocious.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Stoney Mason on July 07, 2012, 01:51:44 PM
It's pop/rap pop R&B. That stuff is always popular with suburban white preteen girls. See the Black Eyed peas.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Stoney Mason on July 07, 2012, 01:55:27 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 07, 2012, 01:47:51 PM
Quote from: Beezy on July 07, 2012, 12:45:30 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 07, 2012, 12:43:54 PM
it's a black thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9573kGBtuE

That is pretty darned precocious.

Yeah but is it as precocious as this? I think not.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDClZJLkCHg
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 03:39:46 PM
I'd smash so hard

and fuck you I like Super Bass. Great pop song
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Beezy on July 07, 2012, 04:53:53 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 03:39:46 PM
I'd smash so hard

and fuck you I like Super Bass. Great pop song
It's her only pop song that I like.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: chronovore on July 07, 2012, 05:09:34 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 03:39:46 PM
I'd smash so hard

and fuck you I like Super Bass. Great pop song

I don't think anyone is disagreeing with the "smashable" evaluation, especially since she's gone so far out of her way to objectify herself in a playful, sexual manner.

There are just still people here apparently that producing quirky, erotic pop with an attractive young woman will result in massive sales.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 07:20:13 PM
Nicki Minaj must be crazy in bed. Like, choking, hard fucking, strap ons, etc
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 07, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
Why are the black girls always getting rid of the tight hair curls.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 07, 2012, 07:29:04 PM
It's like reverse racism.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: tiesto on July 07, 2012, 08:21:00 PM
First time I heard "Super Bass", I thought it was some cheesy obscure Britpop song (i.e. like Lady Soverign)
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Positive Touch on July 07, 2012, 10:43:59 PM
her music is huge with little girls; youre not exactly her target audience

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 07:20:13 PM
Nicki Minaj must be crazy in bed. Like, choking, hard fucking, strap ons, etc

yeah right.  shes been with same dude for years iirc; bet shes standard as hell. even still - WOULD
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Trent Dole on July 07, 2012, 10:47:21 PM
Nicki's shit just makes me miss Missy Elliott.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYKI8tAELXY
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 07, 2012, 11:21:06 PM
I like her songs that I've heard
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 10, 2012, 06:58:57 PM
Quote from: Trent Dole on July 07, 2012, 10:47:21 PM
Nicki's shit just makes me miss Missy Elliott.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYKI8tAELXY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHcyJPTTn9w

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Missy  :heart :heartbeat :heart
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Lan on July 10, 2012, 07:00:21 PM
Quote from: Martin Raperman on July 07, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
Why are the black girls always getting rid of the tight hair curls.

My hair is always curly. Curls > Straight.
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Robo on July 10, 2012, 11:11:02 PM
I love Beez in the Trap.  It's silly, but that beat is fucking amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZvOhHF85I
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 11, 2012, 02:17:24 AM
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Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Momo on July 11, 2012, 10:46:17 AM
My hair is always curly. Curls > Straight.
Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 07:00:21 PM
Quote from: Martin Raperman on July 07, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
Why are the black girls always getting rid of the tight hair curls.

My hair is always curly. Curls > Straight.
Show & Tell
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Mupepe on July 11, 2012, 11:08:58 AM
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Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 11, 2012, 12:09:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv-riJ8Q3V4
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2012, 12:12:35 PM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 11, 2012, 02:17:24 AM
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omg :rofl this is what I miss when I avoid the bet awards?!!!
Title: Re: Nicki Minaj
Post by: E-DuB on July 12, 2012, 11:37:59 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on July 10, 2012, 06:58:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHcyJPTTn9w

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Missy  :heart :heartbeat :heart

Sorry to derail but DAMN!
:bow Missy and Timbaland :bow2