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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2012, 06:23:45 PM

Title: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2012, 06:23:45 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/23/showbiz/katherine-jackson-dispute/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Between this and all the clan infighting over who got to cash in the most over MJ's death, I wouldn't really be too sad hearing that they all accidentally fell into a volcano. Or at least banned from ever being on my TV again.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2012, 06:29:11 PM
(http://i.minus.com/i9ISNzQaD8tsS.png)
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 23, 2012, 06:31:38 PM
Well, the Kardashians still exist.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 23, 2012, 06:43:19 PM
That's not even close to the vile scum that runs the WBC.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 06:46:58 PM
Well, the Kardashians still exist.

can't hate on this breh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k7TBQ99gdo
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: BlackMage on July 23, 2012, 07:20:52 PM
Honey boo boo child and her family.. disgusting creatures
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 23, 2012, 07:46:17 PM
yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC89FmmmDXU
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2012, 08:03:54 PM
yes

Oh yeah, I forgot about those guys. Well still, Jacksons gotta be Top 5.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 23, 2012, 08:20:17 PM
Well, the Kardashians still exist.

can't hate on this breh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k7TBQ99gdo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoBpVnh493U

How about now?

(Who're these young little pawns they've recently added? Gotta say... not bad at all)
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 08:54:10 PM
I see fine dimes, sorry. I'd smash their mom, that's how down I am for the Kardashians. It should also be said that they've done more for civil rights than just about anyone lately. Seriously, fine white women dating black men constantly? That sends a powerful message to pawgs everywhere. The potential pussy forecast is now sunny and full of ass of all colors for niccas all around the country.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 23, 2012, 08:56:14 PM
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The potential pussy forecast is now sunny and full of ass of all colors for niccas all around the country.

Newsfeed material.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 23, 2012, 09:03:35 PM
I see fine dimes, sorry. I'd smash their mom, that's how down I am for the Kardashians. It should also be said that they've done more for civil rights than just about anyone lately. Seriously, fine white women dating black men constantly? That sends a powerful message to pawgs everywhere. The potential pussy forecast is now sunny and full of ass of all colors for niccas all around the country.

Not sure they're gonna be throwing down with dental receptionists/accountants, breh.  Better work on your perimeter shooting or spitting rhymes if you want to be hitting that shit.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Himu on July 23, 2012, 09:06:07 PM
The Westboro family is the worst,dude
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Atramental on July 23, 2012, 09:11:06 PM
People like the Kardashians make me more flaccid than starring at a pile of dog shit.

And I'm pretty damn flaccid when I'm starring at a pile of dog shit.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2012, 09:13:40 PM
I see fine dimes, sorry. I'd smash their mom, that's how down I am for the Kardashians. It should also be said that they've done more for civil rights than just about anyone lately. Seriously, fine white women dating black men constantly? That sends a powerful message to pawgs everywhere. The potential pussy forecast is now sunny and full of ass of all colors for niccas all around the country.

Not sure they're gonna be throwing down with dental receptionists/accountants, breh.  Better work on your perimeter shooting or spitting rhymes if you want to be hitting that shit.

Hey bro, I'm no receptionist. I work with insurance!
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Still, just as the mere image of Obama in the White House subliminally impacts children's thoughts on race in a positive light, the image of Kardashians with black dudes subliminally prepares pawgs to accept the bbc
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: lennedsay on July 24, 2012, 10:16:14 AM
Wild and Wonderful Whites of WV should be contenders

I can't hate on the K-dash fam. They have provided more cheap entertainment for me during this leave that any other.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Reb on July 24, 2012, 10:27:51 AM
Wait, this isn't about the Obamas?
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Stoney Mason on July 24, 2012, 02:41:21 PM
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-comes-honey-boo-boo/videos/coming-soon.htm?rss=1
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2012, 03:02:29 PM
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-comes-honey-boo-boo/videos/coming-soon.htm?rss=1

kill me
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: lennedsay on July 24, 2012, 03:30:14 PM
Day 1 :hyper :usacry
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 24, 2012, 03:39:02 PM
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-comes-honey-boo-boo/videos/coming-soon.htm?rss=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfA1jNiqoU

Seriously, shit like this makes me rethink my decision to NOT buy a small shack on a mountain somewhere and just shoot anyone who comes near me.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 24, 2012, 04:14:09 PM
As if the fact that she's a kid will stop from wishing bad things on her.

Day 1 :hyper :usacry

You have a new baby girl, you should be worried of ass-biting karma!
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2012, 04:15:10 PM
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-comes-honey-boo-boo/videos/coming-soon.htm?rss=1

:rofl
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2012, 04:27:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9nbhzKaqvA

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Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Atramental on July 24, 2012, 04:53:58 PM
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-comes-honey-boo-boo/videos/coming-soon.htm?rss=1
(http://i.minus.com/ibstXPHI3eIcAZ.gif)

America is dead to me.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Himu on July 24, 2012, 05:13:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPKePwj5afg
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 24, 2012, 05:16:03 PM
CHILD SERVICES PLEASE!
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 24, 2012, 05:17:03 PM
Protip: The thread's title was a rhetorical question, not a call to bombard me with horrible videos that make me want to die.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 24, 2012, 07:52:13 PM
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-comes-honey-boo-boo/videos/coming-soon.htm?rss=1

The Learning Channel
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: bdoughty on July 24, 2012, 08:24:52 PM
So quickly we forget...

(http://oi47.tinypic.com/2zqfsih.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2012, 09:56:18 PM
So quickly we forget...

(http://oi47.tinypic.com/2zqfsih.jpg)
true true

I find it a bit hard to believe she could be married to him for that long and not realize he was at least bi or gay...but I don't believe she knew he was a pedo. Must have destroyed her world  :-\
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Barry Egan on July 24, 2012, 10:01:27 PM
She knew.  She knew.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: bdoughty on July 25, 2012, 12:15:32 AM
All those accused that stayed overnight at her house. Trips with young boys. To say she knew would be an understatement.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 25, 2012, 12:21:05 AM
I think on some level she had to know.  Just shows that some people will put up with all sorts of insanity to preserve a relationship... I just reconnected with a friend and found out that she was getting beaten by her ex on a regular basis, to the point where she almost died a couple of weeks after giving birth to their second child.  She's fine, the kids are fine and he's in jail but she said that "it was just something I was used to" which kind of boggled my mind.

WHAT AN UPLIFTING THREAD AMIRITE GUYZ
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: lennedsay on August 09, 2012, 07:42:34 PM
Totally set the DVR to record Honey Boo Boo Child. This show is AMAZING! The intro shows the family in front of their tiny house 50 ft from train tracks and somebody farts.

Did you know if you fart 12-15 times a day, you're a healthy person? The mom said it, so it must be true!

Edit: The mom is an extreme couponer!! CAN THERE BE A BETTER SHOW?!
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2012, 08:03:53 PM
Extreme couponing, farting, and child pageants. This is the most American show on TV!
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: lennedsay on August 09, 2012, 08:12:44 PM
:usacry So true...
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 09, 2012, 08:46:48 PM
oh god i didnt want to know where this was from

(http://i.imgur.com/xdjEe.gif)

and now i know :fbm
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: EvilBoris on August 09, 2012, 08:55:47 PM
 the Honey Boo Boo stuff was great. Harmony Korine is a genius.
Title: Re: Is there a worse family in the United States?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2012, 09:02:02 PM
:usacry So true...

I hope they can work NASCAR in.