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Title: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE AND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
Post by: Himu on July 26, 2012, 11:45:07 PM
Gettin things done!

But now you're taken and...I don't know about our future :(
Title: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 26, 2012, 11:53:20 PM
Congrats Oscar-senpai :rock :bow

Is the mistress position still vacant by any chance?
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Takao on July 27, 2012, 12:02:37 AM
Congrats garbage can man!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 27, 2012, 12:11:05 AM
Congrats, Ryu ga Gotoku bro!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2012, 12:40:22 AM
congratulations on not living in sin anymore

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Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: pilonv1 on July 27, 2012, 12:51:20 AM
Congrats Oscar!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Bebpo on July 27, 2012, 12:55:25 AM
Congrats Segata Sanshiro.  They thought you were dead, but you are back with FULL FORCE.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Momo on July 27, 2012, 12:57:43 AM
PIERCE THE HEAVENS Oscar!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 27, 2012, 01:07:29 AM
Felicitations, sir.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Mandark on July 27, 2012, 01:08:57 AM
Gratz!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 27, 2012, 03:05:17 AM
 :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Reb on July 27, 2012, 03:29:55 AM
GAY MARRIAGE GAY MARRIAGE
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 27, 2012, 06:47:35 AM
Congrats Oscar, being married means that you can now have sex whenever she wants.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: brob on July 27, 2012, 07:48:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ch2YF.jpg)

AM I RITE
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 27, 2012, 08:02:12 AM
Vociferous laudations on your marriage.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: bork on July 27, 2012, 09:06:34 AM
Congrats!

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 27, 2012, 06:06:19 AM
daww shucks you guys  :-[

paperwork at city hall took five bloody hours, and we went through seven different city employees.  japanese bureaucracy is fuck-awesome in the inaka. 

/points at middle name - "what is this?"

"it's my middle name."

"is that your family name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"is it your first name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"hmmm."  /goes off to confer with several other city hall employees

ffuuuuuuuuck got things to do, asshole

When I got married it went pretty quickly...we were in and out of there in less than 30 minutes I think.  But that was 7/7/07 and they seemed more on the ball, what with everyone picking that date to get hitched.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Diunx on July 27, 2012, 09:14:47 AM
Poor future little segatas they will have to sit through some long ass sales history of every game they start :'(
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Brehvolution on July 27, 2012, 09:35:45 AM
Congrats dude. Marriage rocks! :rock
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Momo on July 27, 2012, 10:44:41 AM
Man Ocsar you are reminding me my middle name fucking sucks lol
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: chronovore on July 27, 2012, 10:52:01 AM
Congrats, Oscar! I hope you are more ready than I was for the lifetime of international misconceptions.

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 27, 2012, 06:06:19 AM
daww shucks you guys  :-[

paperwork at city hall took five bloody hours, and we went through seven different city employees.  japanese bureaucracy is fuck-awesome in the inaka. 

/points at middle name - "what is this?"

"it's my middle name."

"is that your family name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"is it your first name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"hmmm."  /goes off to confer with several other city hall employees

ffuuuuuuuuck got things to do, asshole

Yeah, that's crazy. "WE ARE ILL-EQUIPPED FOR YOUR FOREIGN-NESS." Dude. This is NOT the only country on the planet. Deal with it.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: bork on July 27, 2012, 12:02:36 PM
Quote from: chronovore on July 27, 2012, 10:52:01 AM
Congrats, Oscar! I hope you are more ready than I was for the lifetime of international misconceptions.

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 27, 2012, 06:06:19 AM
daww shucks you guys  :-[

paperwork at city hall took five bloody hours, and we went through seven different city employees.  japanese bureaucracy is fuck-awesome in the inaka. 

/points at middle name - "what is this?"

"it's my middle name."

"is that your family name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"is it your first name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"hmmm."  /goes off to confer with several other city hall employees

ffuuuuuuuuck got things to do, asshole

Yeah, that's crazy. "WE ARE ILL-EQUIPPED FOR YOUR FOREIGN-NESS." Dude. This is NOT the only country on the planet. Deal with it.

Please understand.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2012, 12:03:01 PM
Congrats!!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 27, 2012, 12:30:02 PM
now get to fathering some children ya big sexy man
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Himu on July 27, 2012, 12:42:09 PM
By getting married he is already a father, my man Oscar rolls like that :rock
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Purple Filth on July 27, 2012, 12:49:55 PM
Congrats man.

Now you need some spawns to get the achievement :p
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Huff on July 27, 2012, 12:59:33 PM
Congrats!

honeymoon plans?
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2012, 12:15:25 PM
congraturations! some advice: with stepchildren, make sure they see you having sex with their mom to ensure your dominance in the household. for extra alphahood, pull out and bust on their faces.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Blastoisederp on July 29, 2012, 12:24:09 PM
i dont even know you but congrats on the new ass
run her in with some anal and ur good to go!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2012, 01:03:07 PM
grats. May your union last longer than Nintendo's market dominance
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 29, 2012, 01:32:51 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2012, 01:03:07 PM
grats. May your union last longer than Nintendo's market dominance

Which generation of market dominance are we talking, here?  NES-SNES decade long dominance or Wii 2-3 year flash in the pan? 
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2012, 02:25:34 PM
If it's portable dominance, that would be pretty long.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: T-Short on July 29, 2012, 03:39:53 PM
Salutations, sir! May there be as little bureaucracy as possible in your future.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2012, 03:41:44 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 29, 2012, 01:32:51 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2012, 01:03:07 PM
grats. May your union last longer than Nintendo's market dominance

Which generation of market dominance are we talking, here?  NES-SNES decade long dominance or Wii 2-3 year flash in the pan?

NES-SNES, although he'd probably save money with a Wii-like flash
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 30, 2012, 03:08:39 AM
Congrats!!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Tasty on July 30, 2012, 03:50:09 AM
Congrats Oscar. :rock

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2012, 12:15:25 PM
congraturations! some advice: with stepchildren, make sure they see you having sex with their mom to ensure your dominance in the household. for extra alphahood, pull out and bust on their faces.

The horrible great thing is I don't think that's illegal in Japan!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Trent Dole on July 30, 2012, 04:46:14 AM
Congrats can man!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE
Post by: Himu on July 30, 2012, 10:42:45 AM
TODAY IS OSCAR'S BIRTHDAY

GODDAMIT OSCAR YOU HAVE TO HOG ALL THE ATTENTION?!?!?!

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Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE AND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
Post by: tiesto on July 30, 2012, 10:49:37 AM
Congrats and best wishes, Segata!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE AND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 30, 2012, 10:59:34 AM
congrats!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE AND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
Post by: Momo on July 30, 2012, 12:25:50 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Oscar!!

July is officially month of the grouch!
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE AND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2012, 12:28:14 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 30, 2012, 10:42:45 AM
TODAY IS OSCAR'S BIRTHDAY

GODDAMIT OSCAR YOU HAVE TO HOG ALL THE ATTENTION?!?!?!

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happy bday!
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Oscar is such a Slutty McSluttington, always whoring about for attention like a common strumpet.
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE AND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
Post by: Himu on July 30, 2012, 12:42:14 PM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 30, 2012, 12:13:44 PM
Getting married near my birthday makes it easier to remember my anniversary  :shh

:rofl
Title: Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE AND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
Post by: lennedsay on July 30, 2012, 01:04:20 PM
Happy birthday and congrats on the sex!!