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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:12:52 PM

Title: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:12:52 PM: If they're just gonna break up with you and take a shit on your heart?
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Himu on July 28, 2012, 06:15:09 PM: sex, companionship, sex, friendship, sex
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 28, 2012, 06:15:23 PM: we don't need them obviously, in the sense that we can all live without a mate. We just want them sometimes for warmth and increased task-efficiency. next question.
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Post by: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:16:42 PM: Barry, you have everything allll figured out do you?
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 28, 2012, 06:19:24 PM: is this whole thread your way of asking me out?
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Post by: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:28:55 PM: If I hypothetically did, what would you say?
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Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2012, 06:29:07 PM: Why should I eat a good meal if I'm just going to shit it out?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2012, 06:31:25 PM: (http://i.minus.com/ibqHClnmv4sYwV.gif)
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:33:10 PM: Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2012, 06:29:07 PM
Why should I eat a good meal if I'm just going to shit it out?
The emotional investment and time in order to enjoy a meal is minimal.
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Post by: Himu on July 28, 2012, 06:35:47 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2012, 06:31:25 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ibqHClnmv4sYwV.gif)

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Barry Egan on July 28, 2012, 06:36:27 PM: Quote from: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:28:55 PM
If I hypothetically did, what would you say?

tbh it seems like you'd be detached and overly analytical the whole time we were out and I've had enough of that shit.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:37:21 PM: But I'm good in bed and have a large penis (or so I'm told.)
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Post by: Atramental on July 28, 2012, 06:41:08 PM: Quote from: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:33:10 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 28, 2012, 06:29:07 PM
Why should I eat a good meal if I'm just going to shit it out?
The emotional investment and time in order to enjoy a meal is minimal.
I dunno... I had some pretty awesome meals.

Anyways, look on the bright side Eggman. You can find another girl to insert your large Greek pynus into.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:43:11 PM: My penis is 6.5 inches Barry. Is that good enough for you, motherfucker?
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 28, 2012, 06:43:28 PM: Did blame space finally break up with you?
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 28, 2012, 06:45:21 PM: sorry I'm sure it's very nice but the answer is no.
Title: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 28, 2012, 06:49:56 PM: Quote from: The Experiment on July 28, 2012, 06:43:28 PM
Did blame space finally break up with you?

I wouldn't be surprised if the two were actually (online) dating.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: BlackMage on July 28, 2012, 07:52:16 PM: cause most girls wont let you do the really kinky shit unless you are their boyfriend.
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Post by: BlackMage on July 28, 2012, 07:57:36 PM: Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on July 28, 2012, 07:54:37 PM
For a real answer: I dunno, I just want a pretty girl I can get along with, love hanging out with and have mind blowing sex with who cares a lot about me. Sounds fantastic, and I'd rather have it then not try, so I'll keep looking.

bb thats what im here for :-*
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2012, 08:11:20 PM: Man up. You're young, the last thing you should care about is getting in some dumb relationship with a young woman. Live your life, have fun, and settle down when you think you've found someone you could be with for awhile - not some chick you met one night at a bar who likes the same movies you like, and therefore MUST be The One smh.

If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't: more free time for yourself, and less money to spend on someone else.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 28, 2012, 08:13:48 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 28, 2012, 06:15:09 PM
sex, companionship, sex, friendship, sex

overrated.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2012, 08:40:03 PM: backpage is for entertainment, although I've never pulled the trigger. I prefer to just text and ask ridiculous questions

Sounds like Fistfull and myself are on the same page again
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 28, 2012, 09:02:33 PM: occasionally i do wonder what it's like to be in a relationship. it probably wouldnt work out because i rarely initiate contact with other people directly and i imagine that doesnt go over too well in a relationship.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Momo on July 28, 2012, 09:07:15 PM: Dating is great. Having a girlfriend is work. I guess we all have to convert one of those dates into a long term thing before we become old and decrepit.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 09:12:22 PM: I wish I was in a relationship with Carly Rae Jepsen.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 28, 2012, 10:43:13 PM: To cook us breakfast obviously. mmm.
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2012, 10:58:47 PM: There is no point. All they do is take your money and your time. Pretty much the absolute definition of an annoyance.
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Post by: Himu on July 28, 2012, 11:01:52 PM: goddamn this is a total gaf thread now.
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Post by: Shadow Mod on July 28, 2012, 11:10:10 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 28, 2012, 11:01:52 PM
goddamn this is a total gaf thread now.

Yeah. Totally bitter mode like one too. :-*
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2012, 11:23:21 PM: I open the door for girls all the time and they never want to date me. I guess being a nice guy is overrated huh

spoiler (click to show/hide)
now it's officially a GAF thread
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Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2012, 11:27:49 PM: Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on July 28, 2012, 11:23:55 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2012, 10:58:47 PM
There is no point. All they do is take your money and your time. Pretty much the absolute definition of an annoyance.

Bitches can't take Rahx away from his Final Fantasy uguuu time.
I'm playing the Yakuza games these days and I sure don't watch moe anime like Kanon.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2012, 11:34:51 PM: Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2012, 11:27:49 PM
Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on July 28, 2012, 11:23:55 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 28, 2012, 10:58:47 PM
There is no point. All they do is take your money and your time. Pretty much the absolute definition of an annoyance.

Bitches can't take Rahx away from his Final Fantasy uguuu time.
I'm playing the Yakuza games these days and I sure don't watch moe anime like Kanon.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Rahxephon91/qxRIk-1.png)
SERIOUS BUSINESS
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 28, 2012, 11:37:00 PM: Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on July 28, 2012, 11:35:34 PM
Don't care, you'd still rather be ~~hanging out with~~ banging an awesome chick than doing weeaboo things. I just find it funny that you had to word it in a way that sounds like "I don't need teh wimmenz cuz dey annoy me, honest!1!!1!!"

am i rite guys
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 28, 2012, 11:38:53 PM: Hanging out with awesome people in general is better than internet or gaming. Fuckin' nerds.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 28, 2012, 11:41:15 PM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 28, 2012, 11:38:53 PM
Hanging out with awesome people in general is better than internet or gaming. Fuckin' nerds.

so not gaf meetups
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 29, 2012, 12:26:14 AM: Taco Bell is EVEN MORE disgusting than human companionship
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 29, 2012, 12:27:21 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 28, 2012, 11:41:15 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 28, 2012, 11:38:53 PM
Hanging out with awesome people in general is better than internet or gaming. Fuckin' nerds.

so not gaf meetups

Ouchies.

Also I figure people who really loathe human companionship are probably doing everyone else a favor by staying put.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Robo on July 29, 2012, 02:36:10 AM: Quote from: The Business on July 29, 2012, 12:30:58 AM
It's good to have a girlfriend because girls are slower and weaker than me which is always important if you're being chased by something really dangerous.

This post makes me want to kiss you on the mouth.
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Post by: Robo on July 29, 2012, 02:44:34 AM: My bad, that seems out of left field, but I wanted to do that anyway. :heart
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 29, 2012, 04:07:13 AM: Life ain't nothin but bitches and money, I've actually combined the two by giving my gf a gold and silver diaphragm.
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Post by: Eggman on July 29, 2012, 07:31:21 AM: Martin, your girlfriend is a babyback bitch.
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Post by: Blastoisederp on July 29, 2012, 10:39:14 AM: Just find a cheap hooker and pay her for sex and emotional talk.
gotta have a good paying job for that obvously ::)
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on July 29, 2012, 06:47:13 PM: Quote from: Blastoisederp on July 29, 2012, 10:39:14 AM
Just find a cheap hooker and pay her for sex and emotional talk.
gotta have a good paying job for that obvously ::)
Don't even need the emotional talk. And this way you can even avoid the money and time suck. Just get what you want.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: BlackMage on July 29, 2012, 06:51:29 PM: We don't need a gf be single for life son! Womenz is crazy!!!!
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Atramental on July 30, 2012, 11:13:26 PM: Hey Eggman, I think that deli girl that I'm going to ask out is Cypriot like your ex-gf.

What should I expect?
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Post by: drew on July 30, 2012, 11:25:28 PM: BECAUSE PUSSY
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 30, 2012, 11:38:44 PM: My youth group leader at church told me we need girlfriends so we don't turn gay. True story. I think he was projecting.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 30, 2012, 11:40:27 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 30, 2012, 11:38:44 PM
My youth group leader at church told me we need girlfriends so we don't turn gay. True story. I think he was projecting.

Sounds like an invitation to me: "Oh, you couldn't find a girlfriend? Well, let's go back to confessional where you can s my d..."
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Atramental on July 31, 2012, 12:08:12 AM: I remember at my religious high school when we had a "spiritual life" conference about relationships.

And guess what? The two people they brought in to speak to us about "proper" relationships had never had a single relationship in their lives. Also, the two speakers were, to one another, brother and sister so that only added to awkwardness.

Additionally, the guy wasn't as straight as he was making himself out to be. I knew this when he started off one of his talks, to us male students, with the opening line: "When I was about your age I was really into candles. Scented candles to be more percise because.. y'know I liked to pretend I was a monk with incense and candles. You guys ever do that?"
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Post by: MrAngryFace on July 31, 2012, 12:24:42 AM: When I was in my 20s I was all OMG I NEED a PERSON and now im 32 and have a career and shits busy and im like errr I dunno shits busy; i'm currently dating but its very weird dating now compared to back then
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Post by: naff on July 31, 2012, 01:05:18 AM: I like having a companion for fun times and sexy times. Rahx needs to tone down the obvious bitter misogyny a little... I have never understood this 'woman take your money' crap. In my experience it becomes cheaper to have a good time :-*
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Post by: tiesto on July 31, 2012, 08:10:42 AM: It'd be cool to have someone to share in all the activities I enjoy. Also, for sexy fun time ^^;
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 31, 2012, 09:07:50 AM: Quote from: The Business on July 31, 2012, 02:01:08 AM
Really? He was gay because he liked scented candles? :wtf

God reeeeally confuses teh gays.
Title: Re: Why do we need girlfriends/boyfriends?
Post by: Atramental on July 31, 2012, 10:07:16 AM: Quote from: The Business on July 31, 2012, 02:01:08 AM
Really? He was gay because he liked scented candles? :wtf
Liking scented candles isn't gay in and of itself but it was the first out of many indicators that this guy might've been hiding something about his sexuality.

Here's some that I remember:
-He told us that he had a really great guy friend who was currently struggling with homosexuality.
-He said that the reason why he hadn't found a girl to marry at the age of 26 was because there weren't any that matched "God's standards" for him. Whatever the hell that means. I mean come on, there's intensely devout Christian girls everywhere in the southeast.
-He told us that he was really good friends with his sister throughout his life because he didn't get along too well with the guys at his Christian school.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 31, 2012, 10:24:48 AM: Sounds gay to me.
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 31, 2012, 11:06:12 AM: The twist is that atra is talking about himself!
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Post by: Atramental on July 31, 2012, 11:23:09 AM: Oh, you wish.

If I ever get to Seattle you're going to be disappointed by how not-gay I am.
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Post by: FatalT on July 31, 2012, 12:13:50 PM: Atra probably lives near me. This thought frightens and arouses me.
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 31, 2012, 12:21:29 PM: Quote from: Atramental on July 31, 2012, 11:23:09 AM
Oh, you wish.

If I ever get to Seattle you're going to be disappointed by how not-gay I am.
(http://i.imgur.com/X7POl.jpg)