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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on July 28, 2012, 06:31:43 PM

Title: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: etiolate on July 28, 2012, 06:31:43 PM: How can public pools be so popular? I don't care how hot it is, I'm not taking a roman bath with your booger flicking, butt itching child. You can't get a proper swim because the pool is filled with fat kids. You can't cannonball because it'll scare the half-awake lifeguard. Children are swallowing the water to spit it back out at their friend who is erstwhile relieving him or herself. Open wounds are having a big old party.

It's NASTY. :maf
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2012, 06:40:27 PM: Hey, it's better than swimming around in a dirty old river, which is what people do around here every weekend.
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:45:40 PM: Whoever pisses in public pools should be publicly executed.
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: Akala on July 28, 2012, 06:50:06 PM: Lazy rivers are awesome. I don't care WTF people are doing in it as long as I can get my float on. 8)
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: Brehvolution on July 28, 2012, 07:13:28 PM: It's great owning a pool. :pimp
Title: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: chronovore on July 28, 2012, 09:36:56 PM: Quote from: Eggman on July 28, 2012, 06:45:40 PM
Whoever pisses in public pools should be publicly executed.

That'd lead to about half-full pools in any time.
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: brawndolicious on July 29, 2012, 12:46:18 AM: why don't you just go to the motherfuckin' beach?
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2012, 12:48:16 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on July 29, 2012, 12:46:18 AM
why don't you just go to the motherfuckin' beach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqOEr_yfak
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: brawndolicious on July 29, 2012, 12:53:56 AM: :rofl still better than a public pool.
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: chronovore on July 29, 2012, 12:57:44 AM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 29, 2012, 12:48:16 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on July 29, 2012, 12:46:18 AM
why don't you just go to the motherfuckin' beach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqOEr_yfak

:rofl
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 29, 2012, 01:10:06 AM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 29, 2012, 12:48:16 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on July 29, 2012, 12:46:18 AM
why don't you just go to the motherfuckin' beach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqOEr_yfak

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: etiolate on July 29, 2012, 02:15:11 AM: :lol

oh lawd
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 29, 2012, 10:25:30 AM: On the plus side there's usually enough shit in the pool to kill a lot of that junk- on the downside "MY EYES MY EYES!! RAHGHGHG"
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: fart on July 29, 2012, 11:12:24 AM: ETOILET
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: chronovore on July 29, 2012, 10:05:12 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 29, 2012, 10:25:30 AM
On the plus side there's usually enough shit in the pool to kill a lot of that junk- on the downside "MY EYES MY EYES!! RAHGHGHG"

Yeah exposing your eyeballs to that stuff is horrendous.
Title: Re: Public Pools are disgusting
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 30, 2012, 03:50:12 AM: Don't be a raging vagina.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2rgp1xe.jpg)
If rodi and I can do it so can you.