THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2012, 09:29:00 AM
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there must be people who poop only at work.
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It all depends on the daily routine. At one point in time I was taking a crap at work between 10 and 11am, like clockwork.
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30% of men jerk off at work.
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30% of men jerk off at work.
source pls
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30% of men jerk off at work.
I'd imagine it to be a higher percentage than that.
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http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/2012/01/glamours-2012-guy-survey-1000-men-fess-up-to-the-shocking-sexual-and-occasional-sweet-things-they-do#slide=1
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I can say, with certainty, that I have never stroked the pork bong at work.
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30% of men jerk off at work.
I'd imagine it to be a higher percentage than that.
Probably, 30% admitted it, so who knows how many sneaky jerkers are in there.
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I can say, with certainty, that I have never stroked the pork bong at work.
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You shit bare-chested? :lol
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nothing better than pooping at work knowing your getting paid to poop
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I shit shirtless and I have jacked off at work. The whole taking a dump only at work thing makes sense if the person's dump-clock is set to a certain time.
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DUMP-CLOCK
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boss: you've done quite well this quarter, and we have decided -
*the room is filled with the sound of items plopping into water at a slow, rhythmic pace*
stealthfan: sorry sir, it's my dump-clock
boss: you should have put it on vibrate
stealthfan: :-*
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I'll only take a dump at work if it's a code-red emergency. Prefer to shit in the comfort of my own home. :maf
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A job I used to work at, I would walk into another building entirely into a secluded area where the offices were empty and shit in the restroom for that area. It was like the Secret Garden of bathrooms.
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This thread is full of so many awesome revelations
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Working plumbing and espicaly at Wal-marts has put me off ever using a public bathroom ever again.
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30% of men jerk off at work.
I can confirm this.
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the truth is that if you haven't jerked off at work then you're prolly also boring and unsatisfying in bed
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it would probably just be easier to list the places i don't jerk off
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it would probably just be easier to list the places i don't jerk off
In public.
That's mine at least, or it would be, if we weren't all under permanent surveillance by the man.
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I'm pooping and jerking off at work right this minute.
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why do you need to take your shirt off to poop?
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My pooping situation at work is pretty good. There are several private restrooms in my vicinity, so I get to shit in peace. The only downside is that the walls aren't very good at blocking out sound so I have to turn on the sink to drown out the noise when I'm blasting ass.
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why do you need to take your shirt off to poop?
It's defiantly American.
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why do you need to take your shirt off to poop?
GEORGE: (emerging from bathroom, buttoning his shirt) A gymnast! I can't believe it, you didn't tell me she was a gymnast.
JERRY: (watching George buttoning his shirt) What is this?
GEORGE: What, I'm puttin' my shirt back on.
JERRY: (stares at George, incredulous) "Back on"? What was it doing off?
GEORGE: I take it off when I go to the, uh, y'know, to the "office".
JERRY: (laughing) What for?
GEORGE: Well, it frees me up. No encumbrances.
JERRY: Unbuttoned, or all the way off?
GEORGE: ALL the way, baby!
JERRY: Of course.
. . .
JERRY: (picks up newspaper, turns to George) You always take the shirt off?
GEORGE: Always.
JERRY: Boy, I tell ya', knowing you is like going out in the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.
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Haven't jerked it at work but it definitely isn't out of the question.
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:lol I'm going to assume Larry David does so I'm now I'm going to assume that Green Man and Stealth Fox have some severe form of aspergers
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9copjcVRZ64
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pooping only when your shirt off is kinda weird
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i take my pants/underwear off when taking a poo. isn't that pretty common?
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I shit naked and never at work unless I was getting paid overtime, double time, or triple time.
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why do you need to take your shirt off to poop?
If I'm home, I like to poop naked. Keeps me nimble.
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Shitting naked is where it is at. No encumbrances is right. I need complete comfort while dropping the deuce.
However getting naked in a stall is fucking gross. I keep my shirt on.
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i shit naked and rarely do i not take a shower afterwards.
it's one of the highlights of my day, damn right i'm going to do it not only comfortably, but perfectly.
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I've jerked it at work before. Not at my current job because... well it just wouldn't do.
I take a poop at EVERY place I work. Doesn't matter if it's only for a day, it's still getting pooped in by me. I had the pleasure of christening a new Gamestop that I helped put together a few months back. The very one that Jaybo works at now!
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If you don't feel comfortable pooping at work you might want to get a new one. Popping is an intimate thing, if you can't share that with your work place who can you share it with?
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If you don't feel comfortable pooping at work you might want to get a new one. Popping is an intimate thing, if you can't share that with your work place who can you share it with?
Because taking a dump is a multifaceted experience and I'd hate to squander some of the experience (such as the post-dump euphoria) in the workplace.
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yall dudes put too much effort into shitting
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I've jerked it at work before. Not at my current job because... well it just wouldn't do.
I take a poop at EVERY place I work. Doesn't matter if it's only for a day, it's still getting pooped in by me. I had the pleasure of christening a new Gamestop that I helped put together a few months back. The very one that Jaybo works at now!
You popped Jaybo's Gamestop's poop cherry?
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I don't think I've ever pooped shirtless. Sounds invigorating
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it's pretty hard for me to go without reading material.
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it's pretty hard for me to go without reading material.
The real reason the iPad sells bazillion units.
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I never understood that, my poops take 30 seconds, a minute tops.
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Ever since I started purchasing portables my poop breaks take at least 30-50 minutes. I'm not exaggerating, people kinda hate me for it. Sometimes they'd hide my devices.
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I never understood that, my poops take 30 seconds, a minute tops.
You're not pooping to your full potential. If you sat down for a good 10 minutes you'd find there is more to give.
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I never understood that, my poops take 30 seconds, a minute tops.
You're not pooping to your full potential. If you sat down for a good 10 minutes you'd find there is more to give.
You don't know how much I drop dude, it's stunning.
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Reading actually gets things moving faster for me. And it can be anything, like the warning label on an aerosol can. That scene in Kingpin with the fake robber asking Woody Harrelson if he has any Mentadent to read speaks to me.
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I've jerked it at work before. Not at my current job because... well it just wouldn't do.
I take a poop at EVERY place I work. Doesn't matter if it's only for a day, it's still getting pooped in by me. I had the pleasure of christening a new Gamestop that I helped put together a few months back. The very one that Jaybo works at now!
You popped Jaybo's Gamestop's poop cherry?
:smug
Reading actually gets things moving faster for me. And it can be anything, like the warning label on an aerosol can. That scene in Kingpin with the fake robber asking Woody Harrelson if he has any Mentadent to read speaks to me.
That's one thing I've never gotten into. I don't read, play games, or any other distracting stuff while I'm pooping. I get in, I poop, and I get out. I know people that can spend anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour per shit, but I never understood it. I guess I'm just a highly efficient shitter.