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Title: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2012, 09:29:00 AM
there must be people who poop only at work.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: The Sceneman on August 03, 2012, 09:40:49 AM
It all depends on the daily routine. At one point in time I was taking a crap at work between 10 and 11am, like clockwork.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Reb on August 03, 2012, 09:47:37 AM
30% of men jerk off at work.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: bork on August 03, 2012, 09:49:30 AM
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Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: The Sceneman on August 03, 2012, 09:50:42 AM
30% of men jerk off at work.

source pls
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 03, 2012, 10:00:14 AM
30% of men jerk off at work.
I'd imagine it to be a higher percentage than that.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Reb on August 03, 2012, 10:05:48 AM
http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/2012/01/glamours-2012-guy-survey-1000-men-fess-up-to-the-shocking-sexual-and-occasional-sweet-things-they-do#slide=1
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: The Sceneman on August 03, 2012, 10:25:17 AM
I can say, with certainty, that I have never stroked the pork bong at work.
Title: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Reb on August 03, 2012, 11:11:20 AM
30% of men jerk off at work.
I'd imagine it to be a higher percentage than that.

Probably, 30% admitted it, so who knows how many sneaky jerkers are in there.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Momo on August 03, 2012, 11:43:36 AM
I can say, with certainty, that I have never stroked the pork bong at work.
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Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Momo on August 03, 2012, 11:57:02 AM
You shit bare-chested? :lol
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Huff on August 03, 2012, 12:28:51 PM
nothing better than pooping at work knowing your getting paid to poop
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: StealthFan on August 03, 2012, 12:29:20 PM
I shit shirtless and I have jacked off at work. The whole taking a dump only at work thing makes sense if the person's dump-clock is set to a certain time.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2012, 12:32:19 PM
DUMP-CLOCK
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2012, 12:41:17 PM
boss: you've done quite well this quarter, and we have decided -
*the room is filled with the sound of items plopping into water at a slow, rhythmic pace*
stealthfan: sorry sir, it's my dump-clock
boss: you should have put it on vibrate
stealthfan:  :-*
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: tiesto on August 03, 2012, 12:49:29 PM
I'll only take a dump at work if it's a code-red emergency. Prefer to shit in the comfort of my own home. :maf
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 03, 2012, 01:03:26 PM
A job I used to work at, I would walk into another building entirely into a secluded area where the offices were empty and shit in the restroom for that area. It was like the Secret Garden of bathrooms.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2012, 02:40:41 PM
This thread is full of so many awesome revelations
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 03, 2012, 02:51:19 PM
Working plumbing and espicaly at Wal-marts has put me off ever using a public bathroom ever again.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Shaka Khan on August 03, 2012, 03:57:41 PM
30% of men jerk off at work.

I can confirm this.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Positive Touch on August 03, 2012, 05:09:21 PM
the truth is that if you haven't jerked off at work then you're prolly also boring and unsatisfying in bed
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: blame space on August 03, 2012, 05:24:10 PM
it would probably just be easier to list the places i don't jerk off
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 03, 2012, 05:27:41 PM
it would probably just be easier to list the places i don't jerk off
In public.

That's mine at least, or it would be, if we weren't all under permanent  surveillance by the man.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Robo on August 03, 2012, 05:34:11 PM
I'm pooping and jerking off at work right this minute.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Himu on August 03, 2012, 05:35:49 PM
why do you need to take your shirt off to poop?
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: king of the internet on August 03, 2012, 05:44:52 PM
My pooping situation at work is pretty good. There are several private restrooms in my vicinity, so I get to shit in peace. The only downside is that the walls aren't very good at blocking out sound so I have to turn on the sink to drown out the noise when I'm blasting ass.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 03, 2012, 05:48:25 PM
why do you need to take your shirt off to poop?
It's defiantly American.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Robo on August 03, 2012, 05:52:25 PM
why do you need to take your shirt off to poop?

GEORGE: (emerging from bathroom, buttoning his shirt) A gymnast! I can't believe it, you didn't tell me she was a gymnast.
JERRY: (watching George buttoning his shirt) What is this?
GEORGE: What, I'm puttin' my shirt back on.
JERRY: (stares at George, incredulous) "Back on"? What was it doing off?
GEORGE: I take it off when I go to the, uh, y'know, to the "office".
JERRY: (laughing) What for?
GEORGE: Well, it frees me up. No encumbrances.
JERRY: Unbuttoned, or all the way off?
GEORGE: ALL the way, baby!
JERRY: Of course.
. . .
JERRY: (picks up newspaper, turns to George) You always take the shirt off?
GEORGE: Always.
JERRY: Boy, I tell ya', knowing you is like going out in the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: demi on August 03, 2012, 05:59:43 PM
Haven't jerked it at work but it definitely isn't out of the question.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Himu on August 03, 2012, 06:00:53 PM
:lol I'm going to assume Larry David does so I'm now I'm going to assume that Green Man and Stealth Fox have some severe form of aspergers
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Robo on August 03, 2012, 06:03:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9copjcVRZ64
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2012, 06:10:26 PM
pooping only when your shirt off is kinda weird
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 03, 2012, 06:51:01 PM
i take my pants/underwear off when taking a poo. isn't that pretty common?
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 03, 2012, 06:58:05 PM
I shit naked and never at work unless I was getting paid overtime, double time, or triple time.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2012, 06:59:55 PM
why do you need to take your shirt off to poop?

If I'm home, I like to poop naked. Keeps me nimble.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: StealthFan on August 03, 2012, 08:34:00 PM
Shitting naked is where it is at. No encumbrances is right. I need complete comfort while dropping the deuce.

However getting naked in a stall is fucking gross. I keep my shirt on.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: TEEEPO on August 03, 2012, 08:51:18 PM
i shit naked and rarely do i not take a shower afterwards.

it's one of the highlights of my day, damn right i'm going to do it not only comfortably, but perfectly.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Groogrux on August 03, 2012, 09:48:02 PM
I've jerked it at work before.  Not at my current job because... well it just wouldn't do.

I take a poop at EVERY place I work.  Doesn't matter if it's only for a day, it's still getting pooped in by me.  I had the pleasure of christening a new Gamestop that I helped put together a few months back.  The very one that Jaybo works at now!
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2012, 10:24:59 PM
If you don't feel comfortable pooping at work you might want to get a new one. Popping is an intimate thing, if you can't share that with your work place who can you share it with?
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 03, 2012, 10:29:02 PM
If you don't feel comfortable pooping at work you might want to get a new one. Popping is an intimate thing, if you can't share that with your work place who can you share it with?

Because taking a dump is a multifaceted experience and I'd hate to squander some of the experience (such as the post-dump euphoria) in the workplace.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Positive Touch on August 04, 2012, 01:07:34 AM
yall dudes put too much effort into shitting
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 04, 2012, 01:09:40 AM
I've jerked it at work before.  Not at my current job because... well it just wouldn't do.

I take a poop at EVERY place I work.  Doesn't matter if it's only for a day, it's still getting pooped in by me.  I had the pleasure of christening a new Gamestop that I helped put together a few months back.  The very one that Jaybo works at now!

You popped Jaybo's Gamestop's poop cherry?
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2012, 01:00:21 PM
I don't think I've ever pooped shirtless. Sounds invigorating
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Barry Egan on August 04, 2012, 01:07:57 PM
it's pretty hard for me to go without reading material.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Momo on August 04, 2012, 01:12:37 PM
it's pretty hard for me to go without reading material.
The real reason the iPad sells bazillion units.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Reb on August 04, 2012, 01:58:31 PM
I never understood that, my poops take 30 seconds, a minute tops.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Shaka Khan on August 04, 2012, 02:18:14 PM
Ever since I started purchasing portables my poop breaks take at least 30-50 minutes. I'm not exaggerating, people kinda hate me for it. Sometimes they'd hide my devices.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Momo on August 04, 2012, 03:43:17 PM
I never understood that, my poops take 30 seconds, a minute tops.
You're not pooping to your full potential. If you sat down for a good 10 minutes you'd find there is more to give.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Reb on August 05, 2012, 02:50:21 AM
I never understood that, my poops take 30 seconds, a minute tops.
You're not pooping to your full potential. If you sat down for a good 10 minutes you'd find there is more to give.

You don't know how much I drop dude, it's stunning.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Spurgeon on August 05, 2012, 05:34:36 AM
Reading actually gets things moving faster for me. And it can be anything, like the warning label on an aerosol can. That scene in Kingpin with the fake robber asking Woody Harrelson if he has any Mentadent to read speaks to me.
Title: Re: If there are people that won't poop at work
Post by: Groogrux on August 05, 2012, 01:15:18 PM
I've jerked it at work before.  Not at my current job because... well it just wouldn't do.

I take a poop at EVERY place I work.  Doesn't matter if it's only for a day, it's still getting pooped in by me.  I had the pleasure of christening a new Gamestop that I helped put together a few months back.  The very one that Jaybo works at now!

You popped Jaybo's Gamestop's poop cherry?

 :smug

Reading actually gets things moving faster for me. And it can be anything, like the warning label on an aerosol can. That scene in Kingpin with the fake robber asking Woody Harrelson if he has any Mentadent to read speaks to me.

That's one thing I've never gotten into.  I don't read, play games, or any other distracting stuff while I'm pooping.  I get in, I poop, and I get out.  I know people that can spend anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour per shit, but I never understood it.  I guess I'm just a highly efficient shitter.