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Title: LOL at ball-scratching scene in Casino Royale.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 02:09:26 AM
Gonna check back once I finish it.
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Post by: Bloodwake on January 08, 2007, 04:26:48 AM
Casino Royale FTW.

Now the whole world knows Le Chiffre scratched his balls  ;)
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 04:32:00 AM
I meant the ball "torture" scene.  I though they were going to make him shit himself in that chair.  Dissappointed that they didn't. >:(
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Post by: Bloodwake on January 08, 2007, 04:36:36 AM
yeah, I know.

That's the line he says.

Bond says something to the effect of "now the world will know you've been scratching my balls". The crowd laughed whenever I saw the film for the first time.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 04:39:43 AM
yeah, I know.
That's the line he says.
Bond says something to the effect of "now the world will know you've been scratching my balls". The crowd laughed whenever I saw the film for the first time.
forgot about that.  They really fell on the homosexual tension they were supposed to put in that (new bond has a big homosexual fanbase) so I looked for more "obvious" signs.
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Post by: Bloodwake on January 08, 2007, 04:44:32 AM
No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.

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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 04:52:39 AM
I mean the actor.

He's definitely the most attractive bond yet.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2007, 05:02:15 AM
If James Bond went gay - as Craig has suggested he wouldn't mind doing - I wouldn't go see the movie. Not because I don't like gay people, but because the move would represent such an idiotic pander to a small group of people. Bond isn't gay, come on. He's like the ultamite sign of hetero maleness - for better and worse (mostly for worse since he's a total slut). :-\

A gay Bond would bomb, although I'm sure some far leftists would go see the movie 10 times in order to influence things
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 05:09:10 AM
Well you total cigarillo-head, that's purely interesting gossip going on right now.

Fuck duh.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2007, 05:11:02 AM
It's not even gossip - it's something Craig brought up and said he wouldn't mind - as I said in my post.

Now here's $10, go get a cut
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 05:19:54 AM
You went and shit out something about a character's sexuality in an action movie.

I said he got his balls whipped.

Fucking difference.
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Post by: Solo on January 08, 2007, 07:57:40 AM
Christ almighty.  :lol

James Bond will NEVER be gay. EON and the Broccoli estate are way too "proper" for that. Not to mention, whats the point? Bond has a 55 year history as a STRAIGHT swinger. If you want a gay spy, thats fine, start a new franchise featuring a gay spy. Turning Bond gay would be ridiculous. But no worries, as that will never happen.
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Post by: Cheebs on January 08, 2007, 08:05:52 AM
I had no idea Craig wrote the Bond movies!  EON would NEVER do that, it makes no sense to even discuss it.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 08, 2007, 11:27:47 AM
There is a gay James Bond, his name is Jason Bourne (o snap!).
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Post by: Garnet on January 08, 2007, 01:02:27 PM
oh my gosh he's so dreamy :-*
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Post by: TVC15 on January 08, 2007, 01:07:53 PM
No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.



But would he perform a gay act in order to get the bad guy?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2007, 01:20:28 PM
No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.



But would he perform a gay act in order to get the bad guy?

Well...

That's a sort of good idea...

... :-\
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Post by: Bloodwake on January 08, 2007, 01:23:58 PM
No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.



But would he perform a gay act in order to get the bad guy?

Like I said, only for queen and country, and even then, it would be a hard sell.
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Post by: Garnet on January 08, 2007, 01:31:57 PM
mi5 looks rubbish from the outside....

I spend last new year on Vauxhall bridge which is right by it.
Doesn't even look particulaly secure..probably is though. Snipers xxx
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Post by: Yeti on January 08, 2007, 02:17:22 PM
I thought his comments were more along the lines that he would do some nude scenes in the next Bond movie to appeal to a gay audience, not actually having the character be gay.
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Post by: Solo on January 08, 2007, 03:13:25 PM
No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.



But would he perform a gay act in order to get the bad guy?

Well...

That's a sort of good idea...

... :-\

How so? Ive heard people say that before, but I cant reconcile a situation in which it works.

KGB Gay Dude: Oh James, you are so sexy, but youll never get any information from me.
James: what if I pee in your bum?
Dude: Ok!
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Post by: Cheebs on January 08, 2007, 03:21:29 PM
mi5 looks rubbish from the outside....

I spend last new year on Vauxhall bridge which is right by it.
Doesn't even look particulaly secure..probably is though. Snipers xxx
Bond works for MI6, not MI5.
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Post by: Solo on January 08, 2007, 03:35:02 PM
And in the first film, they actually called it MI7, because they werent sure how the real MI6 would take it.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 04:01:47 PM
I thought his comments were more along the lines that he would do some nude scenes in the next Bond movie to appeal to a gay audience, not actually having the character be gay.
I heard "gay scenes" and was dissappointed with partial male-on-male contact.
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Post by: Solo on January 08, 2007, 04:23:43 PM
By the way, either today or tomorrow, CR becomes the highest grossing Bond ever (domestically, already was worldwide).
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 04:25:49 PM
Not as good as Goldeneye though.  Is that with inflation?
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Post by: Christopher on January 08, 2007, 04:30:29 PM
Bond has a tiny dick that's why he drives all that fancy shit.

Also he's bi sexual
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 04:32:37 PM
He likes men yes.

But you've seen his dick?
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Post by: Christopher on January 08, 2007, 04:34:43 PM
Well not me personally, but a friend of a friend saw his and she wasn't impressed.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 04:38:50 PM
And she saw it how?
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Post by: Christopher on January 08, 2007, 04:42:24 PM
She has her ways...she has her ways
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Post by: Cheebs on January 08, 2007, 04:47:54 PM
He did full frontal nudity in a movie. VERY small penis. I would say easily less than 5 inches when erect. Poor Bond.  :'(
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Post by: Christopher on January 08, 2007, 04:52:55 PM
lol ew cheebs you looked
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 08, 2007, 05:42:56 PM
I was hoping for some throbbing cock though.
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Post by: Cheebs on January 08, 2007, 05:43:46 PM
I had to look at the images. I couldn't resist.  :-\