THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Stoney Mason on August 05, 2012, 10:33:04 PM

Title: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 05, 2012, 10:33:04 PM
or drop a rover on it or something. Watch it live.


http://new.livestream.com/GriffithObservatoryTV/CuriosityLanding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ_8Md4iK-o
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Himu on August 05, 2012, 10:33:49 PM
:rock
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Post by: Momo on August 05, 2012, 11:39:07 PM
 :hyper :hyper
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 05, 2012, 11:41:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trya1ETd9Hs
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 05, 2012, 11:59:05 PM
THOSE FUCKING MARTIANS HAVE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG I SAY

GIVE ME A HARUMPH
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Himu on August 06, 2012, 12:02:33 AM
i'm not seeing anything on the livestream yet
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Post by: Himu on August 06, 2012, 12:03:35 AM
i see a butthole made of sand
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Post by: Himu on August 06, 2012, 12:04:30 AM
i now have footage ^_^
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Post by: Diunx on August 06, 2012, 12:15:47 AM
BORING!!!! where's mars?
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Post by: Himu on August 06, 2012, 12:16:57 AM
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO SHOW SPACE
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Post by: pickle on August 06, 2012, 12:33:48 AM
I can't wait to see 720p footage of the landscape. Even if it is just 10fps.
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Post by: Himu on August 06, 2012, 01:04:22 AM
almost here :)
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Post by: BlackMage on August 06, 2012, 01:11:10 AM
check out that hottie with the mohawk  :-*
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 06, 2012, 01:24:32 AM
It's less than a minute to entry.
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Post by: BlackMage on August 06, 2012, 01:26:20 AM
TONIGHT WE DINE IN MARS!
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Post by: Robo on August 06, 2012, 01:26:39 AM
Fake.
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Post by: BlackMage on August 06, 2012, 01:29:40 AM
This is against God's plan.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 06, 2012, 01:29:51 AM
Parachute deployed!
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Post by: Himu on August 06, 2012, 01:31:06 AM
are we going to see live footage on mars
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 06, 2012, 01:32:54 AM
Curiosity has landed!
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Post by: BlackMage on August 06, 2012, 01:33:34 AM
Holy shit they did it.
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Post by: pickle on August 06, 2012, 01:34:38 AM
STANDBY FOR IMAGES!!  :hyper :hyper :hyper
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 06, 2012, 01:35:15 AM
 :D :D :D
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Post by: Atramental on August 06, 2012, 01:35:48 AM
Oh good.

Now I can sleep.
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Post by: pickle on August 06, 2012, 01:45:27 AM
I cannot imagine how good it feels to be one of the mission control guys/gals right now.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 06, 2012, 01:56:04 AM
I should have known Obama was too much of a pussy to actually blow up Mars.
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Post by: lennedsay on August 06, 2012, 02:06:25 AM
M. A. R. S. Mars, bitches.

Does this confirm Obama is Black Bush, portrayed by Dave Chappelle?
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Momo on August 06, 2012, 02:19:59 AM
yes.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on August 06, 2012, 02:29:27 AM
First images
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/mars/images/first_images_mars.html (http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/mars/images/first_images_mars.html)
Raw images
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/ (http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/)

FUCKING AMAZING! UNITED STATES OF AWESOME!

I got teared up when it landed, such a momentous occasion. We will learn a lot with this rover.
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Groogrux on August 06, 2012, 07:14:48 AM
So, are they going to be doing a live feed from the rover after it's been deployed for a while?  Cause I would love to see that shit.
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: demi on August 06, 2012, 07:27:38 AM
Breaking News: Mars in fact a desolate empty rock. There still is no Jesus Christ, and we are the product of extreme probability. But at least we toss junk into space for fun.
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Groogrux on August 06, 2012, 10:13:09 AM
Breaking News: Mars in fact a desolate empty rock. There still is no Jesus Christ, and we are the product of extreme probability. But at least we toss junk into space for fun.

'Murica!
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 07, 2012, 02:33:06 PM
Breaking News: Mars in fact a desolate empty rock. There still is no Jesus Christ, and we are the product of extreme probability. But at least we toss junk into space for fun.
There are a bucket load of anomaly images from Mars, 80% can be explained away using science and conjecture, the remaining 20% can't.

Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 07, 2012, 02:39:09 PM
http://www.marsanomalyresearch.com/evidence-directories/main/main-directory.htm (http://www.marsanomalyresearch.com/evidence-directories/main/main-directory.htm)

Ignore the cheesy layout, and bask in wonderment.
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Bebpo on August 07, 2012, 03:02:36 PM
Breaking News: Mars in fact a desolate empty rock. There still is no Jesus Christ, and we are the product of extreme probability. But at least we toss junk into space for fun.

Demi is anti-space????

But think about the rocket legs they will great from these scientific inventions.  Don't you want to fly someday?
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2012, 04:09:19 PM
Wow grainy, black & white photos circa internet JPEGs from 1989.

GO USA GO

hd color photos come next week. for now they are not a priority due to bandwidth. Oh wait, I shouldn't use bandwidth, you're Polish! You don't know what bandwidth *is*! Haha!
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Brehvolution on August 08, 2012, 11:08:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/tToJj.png)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 09, 2012, 04:35:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tYRF3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/iSdv8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/8OhIT.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/jJBy1.jpg)
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: demi on August 09, 2012, 04:40:20 PM
I think I see a footprint. A FUCKING FOOTPRINT
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 09, 2012, 05:41:09 PM
It's just a flock of alien birds.
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 09, 2012, 07:47:51 PM
Huge........ tracks of land.
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Post by: The Sceneman on August 10, 2012, 02:26:05 AM
what a shithole!
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 10, 2012, 02:30:43 AM
Actually, the pics Great Rumbler would you kindly posted are pretty surreal. I was lying in my goose down bed looking at them and thinking its amazing how great my iPad is.
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: pickle on August 10, 2012, 02:41:27 AM
First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg (http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg)
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: The Sceneman on August 10, 2012, 02:43:11 AM
 :o

amazing! Actually looks quite similar to parts of Earth.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 10, 2012, 05:56:50 AM
It'll be like Species 2. Those exploding births ugh.
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: demi on August 10, 2012, 08:32:06 AM
First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg (http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg)

This is a land that hasn't been blessed with the warmth and love of God.... desolate, empty
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Momo on August 10, 2012, 08:54:13 AM
I refuse to belive that there are NO living forms of life somewhere under that soil. There have to be some microbes or worms it's just that we didn't drill down deep enough yet.
There very likely are microbes of some sort
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Brehvolution on August 10, 2012, 10:22:22 AM
First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg (http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg)

This is a land that hasn't been blessed with the warmth and love of God.... desolate, empty

(http://i41.tinypic.com/aewnwz.jpg)
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: benjipwns on August 10, 2012, 10:35:16 AM
You guys still believing this?

That's just some NASA dude out in Arizona using Instagram.

"Give us another $8 billion!"
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Momo on August 10, 2012, 10:46:04 AM
Successful NASA kickstarter is successful
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 10, 2012, 11:20:02 PM
First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg (http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg)

Looks like Saudi Arabia.

So what you're telling me... is that there's oil on Mars?  DIBS!
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 10, 2012, 11:31:04 PM
First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg (http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg)

Looks like Saudi Arabia.

So what you're telling me... is that there's oil on Mars?  DIBS!

No, it means that secret Mooslem Obama is working with his Saudi friends to trick God-fearing Americans into thinking the rover landed on Mars when it really is just driving around some desert in Saudi Arabia.
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Post by: Robo on August 11, 2012, 12:20:38 AM
Are we still making dumb jokes?

Looks like my butt after a shave.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 12, 2012, 01:53:54 PM
(http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl-raw-images/msss/00003/mcam/0003ML0000125000E1_DXXX.jpg)
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: demi on August 12, 2012, 01:59:21 PM
Yup, that's Mars.
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Post by: Barry Egan on August 12, 2012, 02:02:49 PM
science is boring.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 12, 2012, 02:04:36 PM
Man, we need to put a rover on Jupiter or something.
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Post by: Himu on August 12, 2012, 03:01:43 PM
Man, we need to put a rover on Jupiter or something.

THIS

THIS SO HARD
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 12, 2012, 04:21:12 PM
Awesome pics Borys.
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Post by: Diunx on August 12, 2012, 05:52:59 PM
Mars looks like a shitty place tbh, all those litlle rocks, walking around must be hell on your shoes.
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2012, 01:13:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eJgmG.jpg)
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Post by: Barry Egan on August 14, 2012, 01:19:26 PM
It's kind of humbling how an alien species so advanced would still just use a big iPad to deceive the earthlings. We're not so far behind after all.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 14, 2012, 01:25:27 PM
Or they are just alien hipsters
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Post by: Mollys Fruity Loops on August 14, 2012, 01:38:22 PM
Still using that piss filter.
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Post by: Stoney Mason on August 23, 2012, 11:08:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZX5GRPnd4U
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 23, 2012, 02:02:23 PM
That's so cool
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Post by: CajoleJuice on August 23, 2012, 05:28:18 PM
Man, we need to put a rover on Jupiter or something.

THIS

THIS SO HARD


ummmmm
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Post by: DCharlieJP on August 23, 2012, 07:53:51 PM
I have , as per previous talk, religious friends posting that these High res images are all thanks to GOD and JESUS being completely responsible for science's achievements.

UNFOLLOW
NUKE
UNFOLLOW
NUKE

Science is fucking brilliant - the absolute affront of these science denying cunts makes me seeth. God had fuck all to do with this - you may as well attribute it to Santa as he's on the same level. Stop fucking stealing oxygen you waste of carbon.

p.s. signed up godites : lets have a health care opt out for thing like, ooo, Cancer treatment. You either believe in science or you don't. How about you pray to God if you contract something nasty rather than relying on something you selectively believe? Cunts.

p.p.s fuck it, in for a penny, in for a pound : if you want to deny any part of science and embrace god, then give up ALL your rights to science provided advances. No healthcare, no tech, no nothing. You can go to the desert and pray for God to give you your shit. Also - give me those guns. Man's science advances. Not gods. Pray for guns. Arseholes.
Title: Re: Tonight we blow up Mars!
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2012, 12:46:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esj5juUzhpU