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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Sho Nuff on August 07, 2012, 12:18:45 AM

Title: Stay Dead is the greatest simulation of men fighting ever
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 07, 2012, 12:18:45 AM

:drudge INCOMING KARATE POWER :drudge

I have been in many fights in my 34 years on this planet and this is pretty much the most accurate portrayal of pugilistic action ever. It's a FMV download game and it lets you play as Italian Nathan Drake:

(http://www.stay-dead.com/graph/wall_thumb_6.jpg)
"You can't stop the power of Karate."

It has an incredible cast, like Nazi Commander with a Stick
(http://www.stay-dead.com/graph/wall_thumb_5.jpg)
"Ze Third Reich vill live again after I beat you vis this dowel rod!"

And ponytail guy
(http://www.stay-dead.com/graph/wall_thumb_1.jpg)
"I kind of look like a girl, but this game is too manly to have girls in it."

If you are ready to have your dick sucked by COOL VIDEO GAMES you had better click this link.
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/3/ (http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/3/)

Title: Stay Dead is the greatest simulation of men fighting ever
Post by: chronovore on August 07, 2012, 12:44:47 AM

Nazi with stick will own you!

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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 07, 2012, 01:59:43 AM

BOP THAT NAZI ON HIS HAT

Title: Re: Stay Dead is the greatest simulation of men fighting ever
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 07, 2012, 03:10:36 AM

"Aww, he hit him right in the mosaic" :lol

Title: Re: Stay Dead is the greatest simulation of men fighting ever
Post by: The Sceneman on August 07, 2012, 12:39:26 AM

brb buying a PC

Title: Re: Stay Dead is the greatest simulation of men fighting ever
Post by: The Sceneman on August 07, 2012, 12:47:29 AM

fuck FMV games are the best. Sho Nuff you should make one

Holy shit the Nazi fight is good

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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 07, 2012, 05:10:31 AM

It's out for iOS too, and cheaper

Title: Re: Stay Dead is the greatest simulation of men fighting ever
Post by: The Sceneman on August 07, 2012, 05:34:37 AM

is it available for iPhone or just iPad?

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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 07, 2012, 05:56:56 AM

just ipad- sorry, should have been more specific

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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 07, 2012, 07:59:54 AM

The epicness of Karate Man's battle with Nazi Stick Dude can't be contained on a mere iphone screen.

Title: Re: Stay Dead is the greatest simulation of men fighting ever
Post by: The Sceneman on August 07, 2012, 08:49:35 AM

Nazi Stick Man shall henceforth be referred to as Dukerg as that is his real name

Title: Re: Stay Dead is the greatest simulation of men fighting ever
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 07, 2012, 09:04:17 AM

I'm still trying to put together the plot. I think time travel is involved but I'm not sure

Title: Re: Stay Dead is the greatest simulation of men fighting ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 07, 2012, 09:41:26 AM

Quote from: Sho Nuff on August 07, 2012, 09:04:17 AM

I'm still trying to put together the plot. I think time travel is involved but I'm not sure

Karate Man punches through the fabric of space-time and enters the FIGHT ZONE.