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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Barry Egan on August 14, 2012, 06:35:10 PM

Title: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Barry Egan on August 14, 2012, 06:35:10 PM
PIZZABON

(http://slice.seriouseats.com/images/2012/08/20120814-cinnabon-pizzabon-primary.jpg)

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2012/08/cinnabon-rolls-out-the-pizzabon.html

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If things go well at the Cinnabon "test kitchen" outlet located in the Atlanta Cumberland Mall, choosing how to refuel (the eternal question: pizza or Cinnabon?) will be one less mall time detail to sweat. Cinnabon is expanding their product line and finally giving mall goers the food court solution they seek—The Pizzabon!

a soft doughy crust with a small patch of sauce and cheese and topping or whatever at the top.  Cinnabon is helping remind everyone exactly how not to make a pizza.  But will The Bore approve nometheless?
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 14, 2012, 07:34:39 PM
Who thinks "you know I like pizza but what I really want is one that is 90% dough"?
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 14, 2012, 07:44:12 PM
this looks terrible - they'd be better off figuring out how to serve me a big-ass ball of cheese with some sauce & meat in it
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Barry Egan on August 14, 2012, 08:42:28 PM
i could possibly fuck with it if the inside was hollowed out and had some gooey hell of cheese and sauce and meat inside

as it is, that shit wont cut it

All this does is make me think of the worst case of pizza burn imaginable.
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Diunx on August 14, 2012, 08:51:25 PM
Wait the the inside isn't full of "cheese" and pepperoni? I change my vote to no.
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 15, 2012, 12:35:19 PM
Some dude ate one in the wild, apparently it DOES have cheese and pepperoni rolled up in the middle of it.

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2012/08/in-which-we-eat-the-pizzabon-and-live-to-tell-the-tale.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+seriouseatsfeaturesvideos+%28Serious+Eats%29
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 15, 2012, 12:37:04 PM
Sold
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Beezy on August 15, 2012, 12:56:26 PM
Some dude ate one in the wild, apparently it DOES have cheese and pepperoni rolled up in the middle of it.

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2012/08/in-which-we-eat-the-pizzabon-and-live-to-tell-the-tale.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+seriouseatsfeaturesvideos+%28Serious+Eats%29
take my money
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 15, 2012, 01:18:23 PM
The next time I'm in Atlanta (labor day weekend maybe?) I will take one for the team.
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 15, 2012, 01:21:42 PM
http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2012/08/in-which-we-eat-the-pizzabon-and-live-to-tell-the-tale.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+seriouseatsfeaturesvideos+%28Serious+Eats%29

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I was surprised at how much cheese and grease was soaking the bottoms of these buns. Cooked Pizzabons wait under the sneeze guard in a tray that holds a dozen at a time. As they sit, that cheese is melting... that pepperoni is oozing grease... and it's got nowhere to go but straight down the sides of the dough until it all pools around the bottom.

:drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 15, 2012, 01:23:15 PM
So, is there going to be a hint of cinnamon in these gross things?  :yuck
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2012, 01:43:07 PM
I've never had a cinnabon.  Are they good?
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Barry Egan on August 15, 2012, 02:08:06 PM
cinnabons are really flavorful, but eating an entire cinnabon on your own is definitely a Sad Thing.
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 15, 2012, 04:59:54 PM
cinnabons are really flavorful, but eating an entire cinnabon on your own is definitely a Sad Thing.

/LouisCK
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Diunx on August 15, 2012, 05:45:08 PM
I've never had a cinnabon.  Are they good?

They are glorious plus they come with hot semen.
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Beezy on August 15, 2012, 06:47:23 PM
smash bang fusion
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 16, 2012, 05:58:38 PM
No
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 16, 2012, 06:11:22 PM
cinnabons are really flavorful, but eating an entire cinnabon on your own is definitely a Sad Thing.

/LouisCK

Might as well post the vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp-j72ALHHs
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 16, 2012, 07:18:56 PM
they have started using cinnabon cinnamon in mrs. freshley's honey buns and snack cakes, and it's pretty good stuff

very...spicy, i guess i would say?
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 16, 2012, 07:27:10 PM
they have started using cinnabon cinnamon in mrs. freshley's honey buns and snack cakes, and it's pretty good stuff

very...spicy, i guess i would say?

http://www.americanspice.com/korintje-makara-cinnamon-ground/
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 16, 2012, 07:48:40 PM
thanks, passing that along to my baker the fiance
Title: Re: Will the new Hockey Puck Pizza be a Bore favorite?
Post by: bork on August 16, 2012, 10:53:04 PM
Maybe I'll go try one this weekend.  Doesn't look that tasty from the pic.