THE BORE

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Title: I have a flea in my home
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 01, 2012, 08:30:00 AM

i was doing work orders (where i have to go into occupied apartments and touch up water stains on ceilings, patch holes, etc) yesterday, i guess i picked it up from one of them and carried it home

i have vacuumed, sprayed, and it is still here

it's just one, hanging out around my couch, and this motherfucker refuses to die

it's like a flea highlander

 :maf  :(

Title: Re: I have a flea in my home
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 01, 2012, 09:03:52 AM

At least it's only one. FOR NOW.

Title: Re: I have a flea in my home
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 01, 2012, 10:04:28 AM

it will inevitably bite you on your mushroom tip :-(

Title: I have a flea in my home
Post by: Huff on September 01, 2012, 10:07:06 AM

Rent a pet for a day

Title: Re: I have a flea in my home
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2012, 11:58:00 AM

I'm confused. How do you know you have a flea, and how do you know there is just one. Are they visible or something  ???

Title: Re: I have a flea in my home
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 01, 2012, 12:18:00 PM

I saw it, it was a larger one. Hopefully it was just the one.  I finally got him and crushed that sonofabitch between my fingernails. :rock

Title: Re: I have a flea in my home
Post by: chronovore on September 02, 2012, 02:31:30 AM

Nice!

I hate fleas.

Title: Re: I have a flea in my home
Post by: lordmaji on September 02, 2012, 04:17:47 AM

Does he have a sock on his cock?  ???

Title: Re: I have a flea in my home
Post by: Trurl on September 02, 2012, 12:19:06 PM

You shouldn't use your fingernails to crush them.  You probably have tapeworms now.

Title: Re: I have a flea in my home
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 02, 2012, 06:46:47 PM

It sounds like a tick.