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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Huff on September 15, 2012, 10:35:28 PM

Title: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: Huff on September 15, 2012, 10:35:28 PM
Don't get me wrong, I love people dropping really terrible food for me when I'm too drunk to walk

but

what about when I want some to smoke or have a chaw?

this idea, a tobacco delivery service has some merit, eh?
Title: Re: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: Trent Dole on September 16, 2012, 12:58:37 AM
I think the whole age verification rules/laws for that shit make a delivery service a challenge to set up.
Title: Re: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: Momo on September 16, 2012, 02:23:32 AM
I can get tobacco delivered to my place

https://www.mrdelivery.com/
Title: Re: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 16, 2012, 03:51:19 AM
In Holland when you order food you can just add beer n smokes to the order.

Im pretty sure ive also ordered just beer from the local chipper.
Title: Re: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 16, 2012, 08:16:19 AM
Thought this would be aout mussels and strawberries being delivers
Title: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: Huff on September 16, 2012, 10:47:58 AM
I need to not use my phone when drunk
Title: Re: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: Robo on September 16, 2012, 10:56:11 AM
Fuck food is my favorite cuisine.
Title: Re: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: Barry Egan on September 16, 2012, 11:04:29 AM
yea, I didn't realize the Natural Harvest people had started a delivery service.  Life just got more interesting.
Title: Re: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: lennedsay on September 16, 2012, 11:45:36 AM
You just need to make better friends with your delivery driver.
Title: Re: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: chronovore on September 16, 2012, 05:11:30 PM
Quote from: Robo on September 16, 2012, 10:56:11 AM
Fuck food is my favorite cuisine.

WELL PLAYED, SIR.
Title: Re: Fuck Food Delivery
Post by: brawndolicious on September 17, 2012, 12:17:17 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on September 16, 2012, 03:51:19 AM
In Holland when you order food you can just add beer n smokes to the order.

Im pretty sure ive also ordered just beer from the local chipper.

Why not just make it a personal chef/prostitute for the night? Although she probably can't fry anything if she's cooking naked.