An Auckland man reported to an emergency room this week with an embarassing prediciment: he had an eel stuck up his rump.
The Kiwi man, according to the New Zealand Herald, was sent off for x-rays and a body scan, which revealed (as he had explained) that he did indeed have a rather small eel lodged snugly in his rectum.
According to the Herald, the man was, perhaps understandably, decidely reluctant to reveal how exactly he'd found himself in such a compromising position with a slimy creature.
New Zealand's eels are known for their secretive nature and their fondness for dark and confined spaces, according to New Zealand's Department of Conservation.
They're also considered "legendary climbers," which "have made their way well inland." Extrapolate from that what you will.
"The eel was about the size of a sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," a hospital representative said to the New Zealand Herald.
"Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that they have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first."
If this story sounds unlikely, it apparantly isn't: the New Zealand Health Board, likely grudgingly, confirmed that this incident indeed took place to the media yesterday, says Metro.co.uk. And probably wishes we'd all shut up about it.
Chappelle was right. Never fall asleep around your white friends
That's nothing, did you hear what happened to Sceneman?
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/new-zealand-man-seeks-emergency-treatment-eel-lodged-his-QuoteAn Auckland man reported to an emergency room this week with an embarassing prediciment: he had an eel stuck up his rump.
The Kiwi man, according to the New Zealand Herald, was sent off for x-rays and a body scan, which revealed (as he had explained) that he did indeed have a rather small eel lodged snugly in his rectum.
According to the Herald, the man was, perhaps understandably, decidely reluctant to reveal how exactly he'd found himself in such a compromising position with a slimy creature.
New Zealand's eels are known for their secretive nature and their fondness for dark and confined spaces, according to New Zealand's Department of Conservation.
They're also considered "legendary climbers," which "have made their way well inland." Extrapolate from that what you will.
"The eel was about the size of a sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," a hospital representative said to the New Zealand Herald.
"Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that they have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first."
If this story sounds unlikely, it apparantly isn't: the New Zealand Health Board, likely grudgingly, confirmed that this incident indeed took place to the media yesterday, says Metro.co.uk. And probably wishes we'd all shut up about it.
my friend got the newspaper headline poster they have outside of Dairies on Sunday. "MAN HAD EEL IN BUM". It's on his bedroom wall now
That's nothing, did you hear what happened to Sceneman?
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/new-zealand-man-seeks-emergency-treatment-eel-lodged-his-QuoteAn Auckland man reported to an emergency room this week with an embarassing prediciment: he had an eel stuck up his rump.
The Kiwi man, according to the New Zealand Herald, was sent off for x-rays and a body scan, which revealed (as he had explained) that he did indeed have a rather small eel lodged snugly in his rectum.
According to the Herald, the man was, perhaps understandably, decidely reluctant to reveal how exactly he'd found himself in such a compromising position with a slimy creature.
New Zealand's eels are known for their secretive nature and their fondness for dark and confined spaces, according to New Zealand's Department of Conservation.
They're also considered "legendary climbers," which "have made their way well inland." Extrapolate from that what you will.
"The eel was about the size of a sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," a hospital representative said to the New Zealand Herald.
"Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that they have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first."
If this story sounds unlikely, it apparantly isn't: the New Zealand Health Board, likely grudgingly, confirmed that this incident indeed took place to the media yesterday, says Metro.co.uk. And probably wishes we'd all shut up about it.
thats not hazing, thats just butt chugging. similar to vodka eyeballs. just trying to get drunk brah
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Female penis exists? :lol
Female penis exists? :lol