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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 16, 2012, 10:56:54 AM

Title: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 16, 2012, 10:56:54 AM
You were very soft. :heart

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Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 16, 2012, 11:01:32 AM
Is that Andrex depicted on the packaging? He's cute. ^_^ It also explains why he's so mature for only being 12, since it's dog years.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 16, 2012, 11:02:19 AM
tuggable :lol
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: MCD on October 16, 2012, 11:03:12 AM
Did you shit Jellybeans?
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: demi on October 16, 2012, 11:04:03 AM
i told you that nicca soft.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: demi on October 16, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
why are you wiping your ass anyway. dont they have superior bidets there? nothing more refreshing than a squirt of aqua up your ass.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 16, 2012, 11:04:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brZ88Byh544
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Tasty on October 16, 2012, 12:00:33 PM
I try my best.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: king of the internet on October 16, 2012, 12:03:03 PM
I want to wipe my ass with that puppy. He looks so soft.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Big Barry Jazz on October 16, 2012, 12:20:44 PM
why are you wiping your ass anyway. dont they have superior bidets there? nothing more refreshing than a squirt of aqua up your ass.

That's more of a continental europe thing. We're filthy savages who haven't learned the more civilised forms of sanitation.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 16, 2012, 12:23:36 PM
:lol

tuggable :lol

:rofl
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Tasty on October 16, 2012, 12:48:01 PM
tuggable :lol

:smug
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Himu on October 16, 2012, 04:41:25 PM
"tuggable" is an amazing copy. whoever the copywriter for that company is a genius.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 16, 2012, 04:46:58 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: benjipwns on October 16, 2012, 05:18:44 PM
Some people get all the luck.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 16, 2012, 05:43:11 PM
someone change andrex's tag to:

huggable
tuggable
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Tasty on October 16, 2012, 06:12:15 PM
 :ninja
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 16, 2012, 06:58:45 PM
changing Andrex's tag was my goal all along. my work here is done.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: chronovore on October 16, 2012, 07:34:17 PM
changing Andrex's tag was my goal all along. my work here is done.
:rofl
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Tasty on October 16, 2012, 07:57:40 PM
It's a good thing SMF blows and doesn't parse unicode space characters, otherwise it would've been difficult to get it onto two lines.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: chronovore on October 16, 2012, 08:27:15 PM
why are you wiping your ass anyway. dont they have superior bidets there? nothing more refreshing than a squirt of aqua up your ass.

That's more of a continental europe thing. We're filthy savages who haven't learned the more civilised forms of sanitation.

Arab lands be about dat aqua + TP combination boyos. Its like douching your anus, and its awesome.

Yeah, Japan is about the "washlet" as well. As many nice things as the Japan has, I have missed washlets as much as their superior train systems.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 16, 2012, 08:34:07 PM
I've been wetting the toilet paper for years.  It's awesome.
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2012, 08:42:20 PM
I want Andrex asswipe  :'(

We only have Purex here:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2470/5764474025_7034eb008d.jpg)

with an uglier dog to boot.

What is with dogs and TP? Is it because dogs shit so much?
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 16, 2012, 10:08:19 PM
I want Andrex asswipe  :'(

We only have Purex here:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2470/5764474025_7034eb008d.jpg)

with an uglier dog to boot.

What is with dogs and TP? Is it because dogs shit so much?

mega-long :o
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Takao on October 17, 2012, 05:11:22 AM
(http://www.articlesweb.org/blog/wp-content/gallery/andrex-toilet-tissue-and-features-of-its-brand/andrex-toilet-tissue-1.jpg)

hey wait a minute ...

(http://i.imgur.com/isnAr.jpg)

north american version of andrex
Title: Re: Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face
Post by: Yeti on October 17, 2012, 06:34:47 PM
WHAT IS THIS SCANDALOUSNESS?!?!  >:(