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Title: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:00:18 AM

I was on myspace bored and started looking up people I went to high school with.  I found a myspace page for one of my ex girlfriends.  I go "ooh, possible ass!" and hit the "add me" button.  Then I read her "About Me" shit and she has this in there...

Quote

Edward is this guy who i am deeply inlove with, but with our circumstances around us, we cant be together, deep down i know he still loves me! but we can not be.. hes a daddy now! im proud of him.. im glad that he has a child, sucks its not mine

We haven't dated for over three fuckin years. Holy crap.  Her page was updated last month, so it's not old.  I'm fucking scared.

And no, i'm not going to link you guys due to safety issues.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Error Macro on January 09, 2007, 04:02:52 AM

 :-\

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:03:42 AM

I'm not packin' any heat, so I must be just bangin' in the sack.  :elephant

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: TVC15 on January 09, 2007, 04:10:13 AM

Ed, leave these dumb, hung up whores behind and come to me.  I can make you happy.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:11:04 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:10:13 AM

Ed, leave these dumb, hung up whores behind and come to me.  I can make you happy.

Oh I know you will.  I'm working on it, baby boo.  You have to learn to deal with my Matchbox Twenty obsession though.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: BlackMage on January 09, 2007, 04:11:51 AM

ur such a whore, white man

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: TVC15 on January 09, 2007, 04:14:49 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:11:04 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:10:13 AM

Ed, leave these dumb, hung up whores behind and come to me.  I can make you happy.

Oh I know you will.  I'm working on it, baby boo.  You have to learn to deal with my Matchbox Twenty obsession though.

If I can convince you to go ALL THE WAY, you can convince me to like Matchbox 20.  I kinda like the song Bent.  Or at least I used to.  I haven't heard it in years.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:20:07 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:14:49 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:11:04 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:10:13 AM

Ed, leave these dumb, hung up whores behind and come to me.  I can make you happy.

Oh I know you will.  I'm working on it, baby boo.  You have to learn to deal with my Matchbox Twenty obsession though.

If I can convince you to go ALL THE WAY, you can convince me to like Matchbox 20.  I kinda like the song Bent.  Or at least I used to.  I haven't heard it in years.

Done and done.

Look up Rest Stop and Leave.  Awesome songs.  So is Hang.  Please, just check those out for me and I'll be your lil' slave.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: TVC15 on January 09, 2007, 04:21:44 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:20:07 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:14:49 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:11:04 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:10:13 AM

Ed, leave these dumb, hung up whores behind and come to me.  I can make you happy.

Oh I know you will.  I'm working on it, baby boo.  You have to learn to deal with my Matchbox Twenty obsession though.

If I can convince you to go ALL THE WAY, you can convince me to like Matchbox 20.  I kinda like the song Bent.  Or at least I used to.  I haven't heard it in years.

Done and done.

Look up Rest Stop and Leave.  Awesome songs.  So is Hang.  Please, just check those out for me and I'll be your lil' slave.

You wouldn't be my slave.  I'd treat you like a lil' prince.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:24:06 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:21:44 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:20:07 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:14:49 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:11:04 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:10:13 AM

Ed, leave these dumb, hung up whores behind and come to me.  I can make you happy.

Oh I know you will.  I'm working on it, baby boo.  You have to learn to deal with my Matchbox Twenty obsession though.

If I can convince you to go ALL THE WAY, you can convince me to like Matchbox 20.  I kinda like the song Bent.  Or at least I used to.  I haven't heard it in years.

Done and done.

Look up Rest Stop and Leave.  Awesome songs.  So is Hang.  Please, just check those out for me and I'll be your lil' slave.

You wouldn't be my slave.  I'd treat you like a lil' prince.

rawr.  We could pretend I was a slave sometimes though, right?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Check out the songs, pwease.

[close]

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: xnikki118x on January 09, 2007, 04:28:03 AM

I think that's really fucking creepy.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Vizzys on January 09, 2007, 04:28:34 AM

I need pics of her to decide your fate.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:33:57 AM

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1525/63942517ljo1.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8473/63942367ljn2.jpg
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/180/63917484lrc6.jpg

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: TVC15 on January 09, 2007, 04:35:11 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:24:06 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:21:44 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:20:07 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:14:49 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:11:04 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:10:13 AM

Ed, leave these dumb, hung up whores behind and come to me.  I can make you happy.

Oh I know you will.  I'm working on it, baby boo.  You have to learn to deal with my Matchbox Twenty obsession though.

If I can convince you to go ALL THE WAY, you can convince me to like Matchbox 20.  I kinda like the song Bent.  Or at least I used to.  I haven't heard it in years.

Done and done.

Look up Rest Stop and Leave.  Awesome songs.  So is Hang.  Please, just check those out for me and I'll be your lil' slave.

You wouldn't be my slave.  I'd treat you like a lil' prince.

rawr.  We could pretend I was a slave sometimes though, right?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Check out the songs, pwease.

[close]

Whatever you would like.  I'm the most reasonable guy I know, and if you're willing to talk things out with me, I can make things work out.  Just talk to me, don't hold things in.  If we talk about them, they will never be problems, and I will do my best to accommodate you.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:38:54 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:35:11 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:24:06 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:21:44 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:20:07 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:14:49 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:11:04 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 04:10:13 AM

Ed, leave these dumb, hung up whores behind and come to me.  I can make you happy.

Oh I know you will.  I'm working on it, baby boo.  You have to learn to deal with my Matchbox Twenty obsession though.

If I can convince you to go ALL THE WAY, you can convince me to like Matchbox 20.  I kinda like the song Bent.  Or at least I used to.  I haven't heard it in years.

Done and done.

Look up Rest Stop and Leave.  Awesome songs.  So is Hang.  Please, just check those out for me and I'll be your lil' slave.

You wouldn't be my slave.  I'd treat you like a lil' prince.

rawr.  We could pretend I was a slave sometimes though, right?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Check out the songs, pwease.

[close]

Whatever you would like.  I'm the most reasonable guy I know, and if you're willing to talk things out with me, I can make things work out.  Just talk to me, don't hold things in.  If we talk about them, they will never be problems, and I will do my best to accommodate you.

That's exactly how I feel!  I want us to have strong communication skills in our relationship.  We can conquer any problem with love if we communicate.  I want to cuddle now.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Vizzys on January 09, 2007, 04:40:00 AM

I dunno im too tired to decide.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: xnikki118x on January 09, 2007, 04:41:17 AM

She's kinda ugly, especially in that first picture. Maybe she just doesn't photograph well.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:44:20 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 09, 2007, 04:41:17 AM

She's kinda ugly, especially in that first picture. Maybe she just doesn't photograph well.

No, you were right the first time.  Young, low standards etc.

But she has REALLY nice boobs and is a freak in the sack.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: xnikki118x on January 09, 2007, 04:48:51 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:44:20 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 09, 2007, 04:41:17 AM

She's kinda ugly, especially in that first picture. Maybe she just doesn't photograph well.

No, you were right the first time.  Young, low standards etc.

But she has REALLY nice boobs and is a freak in the sack.

Yeah I've never known anyone over the age of 16 to wear a Happy Bunny shirt. As funny as he is...no.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: etiolate on January 09, 2007, 06:20:14 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:33:57 AM

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1525/63942517ljo1.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8473/63942367ljn2.jpg
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/180/63917484lrc6.jpg

Possiblely perfect for Diablos.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Himu on January 09, 2007, 10:07:34 AM

Ed, who is this bitch? I'll assassinate her for you.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Himu on January 09, 2007, 10:08:28 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:33:57 AM

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1525/63942517ljo1.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8473/63942367ljn2.jpg
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/180/63917484lrc6.jpg

HOLY SHIT I'VE SEEN THIS BITCH SOMEWHERE

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2007, 10:15:20 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:33:57 AM

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1525/63942517ljo1.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8473/63942367ljn2.jpg
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/180/63917484lrc6.jpg

She gives black hair a bad name

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 09, 2007, 10:16:17 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2007, 10:15:20 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:33:57 AM

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1525/63942517ljo1.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8473/63942367ljn2.jpg
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/180/63917484lrc6.jpg

She gives black hair a bad name

You give black people a bad name.  :P

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2007, 10:18:28 AM

I'd say you give law a bad name, but you can't since you've done FAILED the LSAT lulz

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 09, 2007, 10:21:38 AM

:punch :punch :punch

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 09, 2007, 10:39:13 AM

What every happened to the good ol stock response "FHUTA"

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2007, 10:39:49 AM

That's pretty telling

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Error Macro on January 09, 2007, 03:18:15 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:33:57 AM

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1525/63942517ljo1.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8473/63942367ljn2.jpg
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/180/63917484lrc6.jpg

You'd better be strapped when you step outside of your house... :-\

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:49:14 PM

Quote from: Himuro on January 09, 2007, 10:08:28 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:33:57 AM

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1525/63942517ljo1.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8473/63942367ljn2.jpg
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/180/63917484lrc6.jpg

HOLY SHIT I'VE SEEN THIS BITCH SOMEWHERE

Hahaha, no shit.  She was one of my g/f's in high school.  I'm pretty sure you saw her.

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2007, 04:51:58 PM

Quote from: Himuro on January 09, 2007, 10:08:28 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 04:33:57 AM

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1525/63942517ljo1.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8473/63942367ljn2.jpg
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/180/63917484lrc6.jpg

HOLY SHIT I'VE SEEN THIS BITCH SOMEWHERE

Were you staring at her breasts?

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2007, 04:52:32 PM

It looks like she wants to be inside you Mupepe not the other way around...

:-\

The type of girl that fingers your butt when you least expect it

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 05:23:41 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2007, 04:52:32 PM

It looks like she wants to be inside you Mupepe not the other way around...

:-\

The type of girl that fingers your butt when you least expect it

:shh

Ya really think?

Title: Re: Should I be scared?
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2007, 05:25:26 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 09, 2007, 05:23:41 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2007, 04:52:32 PM

It looks like she wants to be inside you Mupepe not the other way around...

:-\

The type of girl that fingers your butt when you least expect it

:shh

Ya really think?

And god knows what else :o