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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on November 14, 2012, 08:39:34 PM

Title: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 14, 2012, 08:39:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P2ghC6LGyg

@ 24 minutes- shit gets real CYBORG TRUCKER MAN vs CONVICTS! EVEN NUMBER OF TRUCKERS vs CONVICTS!
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 14, 2012, 08:47:09 PM
I live across the street from a bomb shelter under I-5. My emergency plan involves some bolt cutters and a new lock.
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 14, 2012, 09:39:46 PM
hahaha- you need to be on Doomsday Preppers
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: cool breeze on November 14, 2012, 11:27:18 PM
Real preppers wouldn't show off their shelters to the public!

If I had a shelter, the doomsday would happen while I'm traveling.  Makes me wonder if there are any post-doomdays media about people on a cruise ship.  The inevitable clash between the olds and Asian workers.
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 14, 2012, 11:32:55 PM
I like how they all prep for these SUPER specific end of the world scenarios. Like the guy that prepares for dirty bomb attacks.....and lives in the middle of nowhere. Also a lot of them have a 'ill need to fight off scavengers' thing goin on.
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: cool breeze on November 14, 2012, 11:52:27 PM
Post-Doomsday = Eating food and shooting dudes

Except for the highlander sword dude, everyone featured here is old and out of shape. 


WTF, BARRY? your boat won't be there after two months.  And set sail for an uninhabited island? Oh, Barry.  Barry Barry Barry.
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 14, 2012, 11:53:30 PM
my 'supersecret hiding places that only I know about' - LET ME SHOW YOU THEM
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: Mandark on November 14, 2012, 11:55:43 PM
Keep misreading the thread title and thinking it has to do with Brian Peppers.  *shudder*
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: chronovore on November 14, 2012, 11:57:30 PM
my 'supersecret hiding places that only I know about' - LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

:lol

Yeah, I'm not sure what the doomsday scenario is for us. We have some water and we have solar panels. People will show up, and my wife will say, "Sure, c'mon in! We have food."
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: cool breeze on November 15, 2012, 12:15:00 AM
I live in an apartment.  I have no canned food.  I have some kitchen knives and three rolls of duct tape.  I'm probably screwed.


Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: pickle on November 15, 2012, 12:39:38 AM
Fat, white, middle-aged libertarians and the frumpy wives that love them.
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 15, 2012, 12:59:54 AM
I love the go-cart that goes 12 miles an hour and the dudes like 'I CAN ESCAPE TEH LOOTERS' and the cops just laughin cause goddamned fool
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 15, 2012, 01:01:15 AM
Post-Doomsday = Eating food and shooting dudes

Except for the highlander sword dude, everyone featured here is old and out of shape. 


WTF, BARRY? your boat won't be there after two months.  And set sail for an uninhabited island? Oh, Barry.  Barry Barry Barry.

"And set sail for an uninhabited island? Oh, Barry.  Barry Barry Barry." -- that should have been the show's judgement of his preparations
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
OMG I keep reading the title as doomsday PEPPERS
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: Huff on November 17, 2012, 02:32:59 PM
My dooms day prepping is just to shallow as many pain killers as possible. I'm the guy that always dies first in the movies anyway
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: drew on November 17, 2012, 04:13:54 PM
everyone featured here is old and out of shape. 

this.  preppers who have shit for a body make me laugh, that is one of if not the most important thing you should prep if you think shit really will eventually hit the fan.

i think the show tries to cherry pick all the weirdos from the crop of preppers on display over at youtube, and present preppers to normal people as crazies.  not that i can blame them, it makes for good tv.
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 17, 2012, 04:25:49 PM
it makes AWESOME tv- I know a real life doomsdayer- but hes totally normal
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: drew on November 17, 2012, 04:38:53 PM
i consider myself a prepper, even got my Dad on the same page (although he got a little wake up help from hurricane Sandy, some people need an extra push), my supply is meager compared to most but i try to cover everything and not get hung up on just one or two categories like most people tend to.  you won't see me telling my co workers, cousins, or friends about it though.  these people that define themselves by their preparations and wear what should be tucked away in their closet on their sleeve are fools.
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 17, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
OMG I keep reading the title as doomsday PEPPERS

I keep reading it as Doomsday Preggers which makes me laugh every time.

I live across the street from a bomb shelter under I-5. My emergency plan involves some bolt cutters and a new lock.

I said that to the missus before this thread.  :lol I was like: "Oh look he lives near a fallout shelter" We like to play a game of zombie survival with google maps. Take a random address (in this case we used someone else's) get a dice and roll. Thats how many moves you get and for every move it costs you 15 minutes. The clock always begins at 12 noon. The goal is to find a hardware store, grocery store, costco, or safe haven before night fall at 7pm. Its fun as hell to play in street view like that. Most of the time I win, I have a great sense of direction.

As for the preppers themselves I know a few back home in fresno. They are perfectly normal people till you start bringing up stuff like bio terrorism or global warming. I don't think the rationale behind some of it is healthy, but I think whatever gets them to sleep at night is ok cause I know where they live in case of an emergency.

There are several large nuke shelters in the bay area and an old run down presidential bomb shelter in San Francisco from the 50's. I went on a tour of them a few months ago, it was very surreal. I found the tour from a local urban spelunking group. I wish my phone could have taken better photos, it was awesome. Just to think there are several oval offices around the states prepared for when the worst happens.
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: drew on November 17, 2012, 05:10:27 PM
Webelos, NW Ohio Den 7 reporting in :american
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 17, 2012, 10:16:59 PM
OMG I keep reading the title as doomsday PEPPERS

I keep reading it as Doomsday Preggers which makes me laugh every time.

Doomsday Peggers: She's going apocalyptic on your ass.
Title: Re: MUTHAFUCKIN DOOMSDAY PREPPERS
Post by: PigSpeakers on November 18, 2012, 09:11:26 PM
OMG I keep reading the title as doomsday PEPPERS

I keep reading it as Doomsday Preggers which makes me laugh every time.

Doomsday Peggers: She's going apocalyptic on your ass.

DOOMSDAY PEGGERS (a member of the bangbros network)