THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2012, 11:43:02 PM
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Cry moar, hipsters. You probably haven't choked down one of those nasty excuses for a snake cake since you were 12 before now, that's why they're going out of business, and good riddance.
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Not a big fan myself.
Yodels on the other hand. :drool
Frozen Yodels. :drool :drool
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Frozen berry pies... OMG
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Drakes-Yodels.jpg/1024px-Drakes-Yodels.jpg)
Hostess, who needs ya?
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Little Debbies is better anyway
Lil Debbie :drool
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Is Little Debbie going out of business? No. Maybe it's because their signature product isn't a cheap bit of sponge cake with some whipped cream squirted in the middle. Mmmm, I could eat some star crunches or oatmeal creme pies right now.
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:-\ Twas a sad day, went to the local stores and they were sold out of everything but the stupid cherry sweet rolls. I wanted some filled cupcakes damnit.
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Frozen berry pies... OMG
OMG?
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On the plus side the good folks protecting the long standing american brand of Pabst Blue Ribbon might buy up Hostess. I honestly hope they sue the CEO of the company though, that fucker approved so many pay raises in this economy... Greedy mother fuckers!
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Is Little Debbie going out of business? No. Maybe it's because their signature product isn't a cheap bit of sponge cake with some whipped cream squirted in the middle. Mmmm, I could eat some star crunches or oatmeal creme pies right now.
On an apples-to-apples comparison, Ho-Hos destroy Swiss Cake Rolls, though.
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And I never really liked Twinkies, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzaQjS1JstY
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Twinkies always tasted like chemical death.
Did hostess also make those goo filled stiff muffins with a latex strip of chocolate on top that you could peel off? I liked those back in primary school.
edit: apparently they do (did?) and they're just called: cup cakes :-\
I liked the nerf angel food cake too.
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Unions putting job creators out of business :violin
Little Debbies is better anyway
Lil Debbie :drool
(http://tinyurl.com/bovprg7)
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Little Debbies is better anyway
Lil Debbie :drool
Yeah, Little Debbies "cloud cakes" actually taste like cake.
While twinkies kinda have this odd foam rubber taste/texture...
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Guess its time to search out the Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes, those things are the bomb. And partly to blame for my morbid obesity.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZU05h3U2Hw
future generations won't understand :'(
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chocolate pies :(
creme-filled cupcakes :(
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Somewhere, Little Debbie is laughing an evil laugh
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZU05h3U2Hw
future generations won't understand :'(
I didn't know what they were when I saw that ep...
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Who makes Ding-Dongs? I need to know, so I can know whether or not to whine.
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Hostess makes ding dongs
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- Lost the long running lawsuit against Epic Games
- Had a scathing tell all article about his company
and most importantly now Hostess is closing up shop. This just isn't Denis Dyack's year
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the only good part of any hostess product is the cream filling. even then, it's just whipped jizz loaded with sugar.
the sudden Hostess love is a nostalgia bomb on par with people saying Shenmue 1+2 are still good games that plays well 8)
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I havent eaten a Hostess product in fuckin YEARS. Then again I avoid baked goods cause they dont go well with laziness.
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little debbie golden delicious cakes or whatever theyre called have been killing twinkies for years, so no fucks given here
hostess are also the only snack cakes that have beef fat in them :-X
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(http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/twinkie-cockroach.jpg?cb5e28)
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when i was a kid, my friends and i used to make up mean song lyrics about each other
this one was about our chubby friend chris
in honor of the passing of this american treasure, i now present it to you:
Hunger Pains (to the tune of "Purple Haze")
Hunger Pains, all in my stomach
Lately, I just can't get my fill
I'm actin hongry*, and I don't know why
'Scuse me while I eat this Hostess Pie
*you have to pronounce it like that
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Is Little Debbie going out of business? No. Maybe it's because their signature product isn't a cheap bit of sponge cake with some whipped cream squirted in the middle. Mmmm, I could eat some star crunches or oatmeal creme pies right now.
On an apples-to-apples comparison, Ho-Hos destroy Swiss Cake Rolls, though.
NO
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swiss cake rolls > ho hos
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word
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Yeah, I always thought Hostess stuff sucked. The Twinkie is very disgusting.
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Vanilla_zingers.JPG/800px-Vanilla_zingers.JPG)
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Frozen berry pies... OMG
OMG?
Yep, OMG. Hostess Berry Pies thrown in the freezer are awesome.
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Here's a homemade Twinkie recipe (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/07/dining/homemade-twinkies-recipe.html?src=tp&smid=fb-share) for if you ever get nostalgic.
Frozen berry pies... OMG
OMG?
Yep, OMG. Hostess Berry Pies thrown in the freezer are awesome.
Heck yea. I was partial to apple myself, though I've never tried it frozen.
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I'd rather eat Wax Lips.
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Who makes Ding-Dongs? I need to know, so I can know whether or not to whine.
Hostess makes ding dongs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
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(http://i.imgur.com/3fjKJ.jpg)
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Guess its time to search out the Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes, those things are the bomb. And partly to blame for my morbid obesity.
I'm among good people. Little Debbie was always the best. Star crunch, oatmeal creme pies, Nutty Bars? I ask my family to give me a box of the christmas tree brownies every year for christmas. And then I put whipped cream on them.
The brownies. Not my family.
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(http://www.littledebbie.com/images/products/boston.gif) > *
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(http://www.littledebbie.com/images/products/boston.gif) > *
I've... I've never seen these. They look incredible.
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:bow Star Crunch
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(http://i.imgur.com/02KK3.jpg)
nomnomnom
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I've... I've never seen these. They look incredible.
they are incredible
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Mrs. Freshley's makes these Jelly Swirl and Cream-curl Honey Buns which are sooooo terrible for you (I think the cream-curl one has like 37 grams of fat) but delicious. You can taste death in every bite, and it's the death that makes them good.
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fudge nut brownies are the gods treats
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http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=twinkies&_sacat=0&_from=R40
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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honey buns were the reason i was a fat kid in middle school
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(http://i.imgur.com/02KK3.jpg)
nomnomnom
Needs more Zebra Cakes.
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http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=twinkies&_sacat=0&_from=R40
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
lol, not like somebody's obviously going to seep in and buy the brand name thus continuing the existence all of this shit anyway
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Oh god, fudge rounds and oatmeal creme pies. There's no reason why I shouldn't be as fat as the rest of you.