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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2012, 11:43:02 PM

Title: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2012, 11:43:02 PM
Cry moar, hipsters. You probably haven't choked down one of those nasty excuses for a snake cake since you were 12 before now, that's why they're going out of business, and good riddance.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Tasty on November 16, 2012, 11:45:59 PM
Not a big fan myself.

Yodels on the other hand. :drool

Frozen Yodels. :drool :drool
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2012, 11:46:50 PM
Frozen berry pies... OMG
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Tasty on November 16, 2012, 11:47:31 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Drakes-Yodels.jpg/1024px-Drakes-Yodels.jpg)

Hostess, who needs ya?
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 16, 2012, 11:48:28 PM
Little Debbies is better anyway






Lil Debbie :drool
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2012, 11:49:16 PM
Is Little Debbie going out of business? No. Maybe it's because their signature product isn't a cheap bit of sponge cake with some whipped cream squirted in the middle. Mmmm, I could eat some star crunches or oatmeal creme pies right now.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 16, 2012, 11:49:57 PM
 :-\ Twas a sad day, went to the local stores and they were sold out of everything but the stupid cherry sweet rolls. I wanted some filled cupcakes damnit.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Tasty on November 16, 2012, 11:51:56 PM
Frozen berry pies... OMG

OMG?
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 16, 2012, 11:54:57 PM
On the plus side the good folks protecting the long standing american brand of Pabst Blue Ribbon might buy up Hostess. I honestly hope they sue the CEO of the company though, that fucker approved so many pay raises in this economy... Greedy mother fuckers!
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Mandark on November 17, 2012, 12:01:26 AM
Is Little Debbie going out of business? No. Maybe it's because their signature product isn't a cheap bit of sponge cake with some whipped cream squirted in the middle. Mmmm, I could eat some star crunches or oatmeal creme pies right now.

On an apples-to-apples comparison, Ho-Hos destroy Swiss Cake Rolls, though.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Mandark on November 17, 2012, 12:02:15 AM
And I never really liked Twinkies, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzaQjS1JstY
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: cool breeze on November 17, 2012, 12:06:30 AM
Twinkies always tasted like chemical death.

Did hostess also make those goo filled stiff muffins with a latex strip of chocolate on top that you could peel off? I liked those back in primary school.

edit: apparently they do (did?) and they're just called: cup cakes  :-\

I liked the nerf angel food cake too. 
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2012, 12:10:23 AM
Unions putting job creators out of business :violin
Little Debbies is better anyway



Lil Debbie :drool

(http://tinyurl.com/bovprg7)
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Atramental on November 17, 2012, 12:11:08 AM
Little Debbies is better anyway

Lil Debbie :drool
Yeah, Little Debbies "cloud cakes" actually taste like cake.

While twinkies kinda have this odd foam rubber taste/texture...
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 17, 2012, 12:15:59 AM
Guess its time to search out the Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes, those things are the bomb. And partly to blame for my morbid obesity.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: cool breeze on November 17, 2012, 12:18:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZU05h3U2Hw

future generations won't understand  :'(
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 17, 2012, 12:29:21 AM
chocolate pies :(

creme-filled cupcakes :(
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2012, 12:32:33 AM
Somewhere, Little Debbie is laughing an evil laugh
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Tasty on November 17, 2012, 01:02:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZU05h3U2Hw

future generations won't understand  :'(

I didn't know what they were when I saw that ep...
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: chronovore on November 17, 2012, 02:09:27 AM
Who makes Ding-Dongs? I need to know, so I can know whether or not to whine.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: etiolate on November 17, 2012, 05:19:52 AM
Hostess makes ding dongs
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 17, 2012, 10:02:07 AM
- Lost the long running lawsuit against Epic Games
- Had a scathing tell all article about his company

and most importantly now Hostess is closing up shop.  This just isn't Denis Dyack's year
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 17, 2012, 10:11:18 AM
the only good part of any hostess product is the cream filling.  even then, it's just whipped jizz loaded with sugar. 

the sudden Hostess love is a nostalgia bomb on par with people saying Shenmue 1+2 are still good games that plays well   8)
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 17, 2012, 10:16:12 AM
I havent eaten a Hostess product in fuckin YEARS. Then again I avoid baked goods cause they dont go well with laziness.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Positive Touch on November 17, 2012, 10:19:39 AM
little debbie golden delicious cakes or whatever theyre called have been killing twinkies for years, so no fucks given here

hostess are also the only snack cakes that have beef fat in them  :-X
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 17, 2012, 10:30:49 AM
(http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/twinkie-cockroach.jpg?cb5e28)
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 17, 2012, 10:40:20 AM
when i was a kid, my friends and i used to make up mean song lyrics about each other

this one was about our chubby friend chris

in honor of the passing of this american treasure, i now present it to you:

Hunger Pains (to the tune of "Purple Haze")

Hunger Pains, all in my stomach
Lately, I just can't get my fill
I'm actin hongry*, and I don't know why
'Scuse me while I eat this Hostess Pie






*you have to pronounce it like that
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: T234 on November 17, 2012, 10:42:15 AM
Is Little Debbie going out of business? No. Maybe it's because their signature product isn't a cheap bit of sponge cake with some whipped cream squirted in the middle. Mmmm, I could eat some star crunches or oatmeal creme pies right now.

On an apples-to-apples comparison, Ho-Hos destroy Swiss Cake Rolls, though.

NO
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 17, 2012, 11:22:52 AM
swiss cake rolls > ho hos

Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Positive Touch on November 17, 2012, 12:04:26 PM
word
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 17, 2012, 12:15:31 PM
Yeah, I always thought Hostess stuff sucked. The Twinkie is very disgusting.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: drew on November 17, 2012, 12:26:58 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Vanilla_zingers.JPG/800px-Vanilla_zingers.JPG)

>
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 17, 2012, 02:57:46 PM
Frozen berry pies... OMG

OMG?

Yep, OMG. Hostess Berry Pies thrown in the freezer are awesome.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Barry Egan on November 17, 2012, 04:47:24 PM
Here's a homemade Twinkie recipe (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/07/dining/homemade-twinkies-recipe.html?src=tp&smid=fb-share) for if you ever get nostalgic. 

Frozen berry pies... OMG

OMG?

Yep, OMG. Hostess Berry Pies thrown in the freezer are awesome.

Heck yea.  I was partial to apple myself, though I've never tried it frozen.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Robo on November 17, 2012, 04:52:39 PM
I'd rather eat Wax Lips.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: chronovore on November 17, 2012, 06:16:25 PM
Who makes Ding-Dongs? I need to know, so I can know whether or not to whine.
Hostess makes ding dongs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Huff on November 17, 2012, 07:22:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/3fjKJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: PigSpeakers on November 18, 2012, 06:39:33 PM
Guess its time to search out the Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes, those things are the bomb. And partly to blame for my morbid obesity.

I'm among good people. Little Debbie was always the best. Star crunch, oatmeal creme pies, Nutty Bars? I ask my family to give me a box of the christmas tree brownies every year for christmas. And then I put whipped cream on them.

The brownies. Not my family.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 18, 2012, 06:41:44 PM
(http://www.littledebbie.com/images/products/boston.gif) > *
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: PigSpeakers on November 18, 2012, 06:46:02 PM
(http://www.littledebbie.com/images/products/boston.gif) > *

I've... I've never seen these. They look incredible.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 18, 2012, 06:46:27 PM
:bow Star Crunch
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 18, 2012, 07:03:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/02KK3.jpg)

nomnomnom
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 18, 2012, 07:08:41 PM


I've... I've never seen these. They look incredible.

they are incredible

Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 18, 2012, 07:10:06 PM
Mrs. Freshley's makes these Jelly Swirl and Cream-curl Honey Buns which are sooooo terrible for you (I think the cream-curl one has like 37 grams of fat) but delicious. You can taste death in every bite, and it's the death that makes them good.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Positive Touch on November 18, 2012, 07:31:52 PM
fudge nut brownies are the gods treats
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 18, 2012, 08:51:44 PM
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=twinkies&_sacat=0&_from=R40


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Huff on November 18, 2012, 09:11:12 PM
honey buns were the reason i was a fat kid in middle school
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 18, 2012, 09:21:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/02KK3.jpg)

nomnomnom

Needs more Zebra Cakes.
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Trent Dole on November 19, 2012, 12:47:16 AM
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=twinkies&_sacat=0&_from=R40


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
lol, not like somebody's obviously going to seep in and buy the brand name thus continuing the existence all of this shit anyway
Title: Re: Twinkies suck.
Post by: Robo on November 19, 2012, 12:54:25 AM
Oh god, fudge rounds and oatmeal creme pies.  There's no reason why I shouldn't be as fat as the rest of you.