I politely decline and carry on with my trip to the local mosque.
It's like when you find $5 in the sofa
No, bust seriously, are you a fellow brownie?
Yep. I...thought you knew that?
Actually, technically I should say ex-brownie. Grew up wanting to implement Sharia law in the U.S., but converted to godlessness at some point.
You're brown?
Because you're fucking hot
does it really bother you? its a compliment.
Shaka: I'm actually Indian who grew up muslim.
Since 2004, I've had quite a few occasions where I've been solicited for sex by various, random men while waiting at a bus stop, usually at around midnight. It used to happen pretty dang of often, but actually stopped for the past few years. Well, it seems to have started once again.
Last week I was coming home from work and was waiting for the bus, when some random Messican guy pulls up and asks me for directions to some where. He tries to make small talk, at which point I realize where it's going, and sure enough, he asks if I'd be interested in having him suck my dick. I politely decline and he reluctantly drives away.
Today, it turns out the same thing happens, and even more amusing, IT'S THE SAME GUY. But what made this one weirder was two things: 1) He does this in broad daylight (it was around 4 PM) and 2) he said he'd pay me $40. Once again, I politely decline and carry on with my trip to the local mosque.
Now, admittedly I'm somewhat flattered, but seriously, it's getting rather tiresome. :punch
Who doesn't get their dick sucked by a dude while smoking weed on the way to the mosque?
Who doesn't get their dick sucked by a dude on the way to the mosque?
No, bust seriously, are you a fellow brownie?
Yep. I...thought you knew that?
Actually, technically I should say ex-brownie. Grew up wanting to implement Sharia law in the U.S., but converted to godlessness at some point.