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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Barry Egan on December 07, 2012, 08:20:51 AM

Title: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Barry Egan on December 07, 2012, 08:20:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1W3h7.jpg)

Goodnight sweet prince  :'(
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 07, 2012, 08:52:04 AM
Updated for November 2012

(http://i47.tinypic.com/14vs13c.jpg)
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 07, 2012, 08:59:08 AM
It was all downhill after the Dragon Warrior issue.

Die!

Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 07, 2012, 09:09:48 AM
I started with issue #3, and had a subscription up to around #100.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: bork on December 07, 2012, 09:46:20 AM
I like that he walks out of the room looking at the NES.  When Nintendo was good.

Nester looks way too old.  He has a kid?   :o  Where is Howard?   :'(
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 07, 2012, 09:55:16 AM
I like that he walks out of the room looking at the NES.  When Nintendo was good.

Nester looks way too old.  He has a kid?   :o  Where is Howard?   :'(

Howard's the father. :o
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: headwalk on December 07, 2012, 09:56:12 AM
they should make more cartoons about developmentally challenged adults and their autistic children.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 07, 2012, 09:59:52 AM
Turning off the light and leaving Nintendo behind. :smug
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: demi on December 07, 2012, 10:05:16 AM
Howard is actually on Facebook. He posts prototypes and stuff.

https://www.facebook.com/GamemasterHoward
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2012, 10:16:30 AM
I loved this magazine as a kid during the NES era

(http://www.gamingmagz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Nintendo-Power-Issue-18-Cover.jpg) (http://community.retromags.com/index.php?app=gallery&module=images&section=img_ctrl&img=135&file=medium) (http://www.gamingmagz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Nintendo-Power-Issue-6-Cover.jpg)
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: bork on December 07, 2012, 10:33:59 AM
Video game magazines in the 80s and early 90s were so totally rad n' awesome.

Then the web evolved and made them irrelevant.   :'(  It didn't help that the quality of the mags went down, too- I remember when magazines were filled with pics of new games, strategies, tips, maps, etc.  Instead of being page after page of shitty "games journalism."   :yuck
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2012, 10:36:27 AM
totally- Nintendo Power from the NES/SNES era were the shit- stuff started going downhill after that imo
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 07, 2012, 10:58:51 AM
Still have my silver covered mega man x issue somewhere. also, pretty sure iI had that Mario rpg poster on my wall.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Diunx on December 07, 2012, 11:02:02 AM
EGM was better.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: cool breeze on December 07, 2012, 11:07:47 AM
I have most issues I think.  It's a spotty before the 90+ isues from when my brother was the subscriber.  Since then I just kept getting them for collection sake alone, because I'm dumb.
 
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 07, 2012, 11:22:20 AM
gayyyy
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 07, 2012, 11:23:42 AM
How about that Sega Visions magazine? Good ol' Niles Nemo.  Guys? Anybody?
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 07, 2012, 11:38:24 AM
EGM was better.
Also Hsu and Chan > comic in OP.

:bow
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: hampster on December 07, 2012, 11:59:51 AM
How about that Sega Visions magazine? Good ol' Niles Nemo.  Guys? Anybody?

All I remember from my Sega Vision days is gameboy trolling and waking up with a 32X and wondering where it all went wrong :-\
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2012, 12:00:07 PM
Well as a child I didn't know any better so FUK OFF #mynostalgia
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: tiesto on December 07, 2012, 12:01:18 PM
Gamefan was the SHIT in the 90's...

:bow Japanese game coverage :bow2
:bow Insane 90's graphic design :bow2
:bow Halverson's LSD-fueled rants :bow2
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2012, 12:03:46 PM
DAT GLOSSY PAPER
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Raban on December 07, 2012, 12:06:58 PM
I completely forgot about Hsu and Chan, so good
(http://i.imgur.com/RkGza.jpg)
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 07, 2012, 12:52:04 PM
I can depressingly confirm that Nester is not too old to be canonical. :sob

It's true this made me nostalgic for being 8 and getting  the first 2-3 years of Nintendo Power. Then I realized that was 25 years ago and shot myself. I am posting this as a ghost.

Also, did Nester name his kid after the NES MAX? Cause that's pretty baller.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/NES-Max-Controller.jpg/250px-NES-Max-Controller.jpg)
Title: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 07, 2012, 01:01:04 PM
Sometimes I wonder how Nester got laid in the first place. What a cigarillo.

gay dad

Great minds.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Steve Contra on December 07, 2012, 01:06:43 PM
You know what was rad?  The full page maps of levels. :-[
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: SantaC on December 07, 2012, 04:21:40 PM
it's kinda sad how the web ruined the magazines.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Positive Touch on December 07, 2012, 04:29:33 PM
it's kinda sad how nintendo ruined their company
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2012, 04:30:22 PM
EGM was better.

.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 07, 2012, 04:30:37 PM
How about that Sega Visions magazine? Good ol' Niles Nemo.  Guys? Anybody?

I remember sending Sega Visions all kinds of cheat codes from other magazines and then winning free games as thanks. :lol
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Positive Touch on December 07, 2012, 04:32:08 PM
i still have all my old nintendo powers, sega visions, and those shitty nes multigame strategy guides in my parents basement :lol

also have my old squaresoft ogopogo examiners; wonder if those are worth any money
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2012, 04:35:20 PM
My favorite game mags were OPM, EGM, and Gamefan.

As a kid, I'd read the occasional Gamepro as well.

When OPM died out, it never had this kind of fanfare and its story was far more sad than Nintendo Power's ever was. Nintendo Power has been irrelevant for years. Meanwhile, OPM was in the midst of a huge quality increase and the rug was cut out from under them by Ziff Davis. The fact that monstrosity PSM took the mantle to become the official PS mag was the day game mags died.

Gamefan was the SHIT in the 90's...

:bow Japanese game coverage :bow2
:bow Insane 90's graphic design :bow2
:bow Halverson's LSD-fueled rants :bow2

This mag was nuts. :bow
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Steve Contra on December 07, 2012, 04:44:27 PM
Gamefan was fucking terrible.  The only thing it was good for is giving people warning about how awful weeaboos were to become later on.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2012, 04:45:01 PM
I mostly liked gamefan for the import pics.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Positive Touch on December 07, 2012, 04:51:03 PM
gamefan was full of fanboys who raved about EVERYTHING. every fucking game got a high score; if a game was a good port than it didnt matter how it actually played. they even gave 90s to fucking bubsy 3d :lol then the 2d vs 3d debates came along and they whined about every series making the transition and cried about the good ol days. fuck that weeaboo bullshit.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2012, 04:53:10 PM
But they had the best pictures!
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Steve Contra on December 07, 2012, 04:58:15 PM
Doug Halverson did 2 cover stories on a shitty game I was helping design.  2 cover stories.  2.  The game was awful.  2.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Positive Touch on December 07, 2012, 05:00:14 PM
WHAT WAS THE GAME
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 07, 2012, 05:02:04 PM
I hated 90s graphic design back in the 90s, but I've come to kind of like it
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: etiolate on December 07, 2012, 05:09:33 PM
Gamefan was awesome. EGM was starting to suck by that point. Gamefan may have been drug fueled optimism, but they did enjoy games for gaming. EGM got to a point where it was just tons of ads and a bunch of people who sounded like they resented having their career tied to gaming.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2012, 05:16:02 PM
Gamefan was awesome. EGM was starting to suck by that point. Gamefan may have been drug fueled optimism, but they did enjoy games for gaming. EGM got to a point where it was just tons of ads and a bunch of people who sounded like they resented having their career tied to gaming.

In the 90's? Really? EGM only reached that point in the late 2000's.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 07, 2012, 05:24:02 PM
WHAT WAS THE GAME

(http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/blog/gamefan.jpg)
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: etiolate on December 07, 2012, 05:24:13 PM
Yeah, the 90s. It began at the very early parts of the 32-bit/54 gen. Gamefan may have gone weeaboo, but EGM went the other way.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Positive Touch on December 07, 2012, 05:28:20 PM
WHAT WAS THE GAME
PIC[/img]

HAHAHAHAHAHA never seen that before. so, so fitting
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 07, 2012, 05:29:08 PM
I thought Gamefan fucking sucked ass.  After reading this thread, it all became clear to me why it sucked like it did: http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/threads/33808-The-GameFan-history-thread
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2012, 05:37:49 PM
Yeah, the 90s. It began at the very early parts of the 32-bit/54 gen. Gamefan may have gone weeaboo, but EGM went the other way.

i thought egm was very passionate in their reporting. egm 100 is still my favorite game mag.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: tiesto on December 07, 2012, 07:24:14 PM
New EGM is horrible though, the old 90's EGMs with the 500+ pages were good.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2012, 07:32:06 PM
We are talking about 90s Egm.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2012, 09:09:40 PM
Before my time! I was a babe or too young to read game mags when Nintendo Power was in its prime years and by the time I could read I'd get a Game Pro.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 07, 2012, 10:15:55 PM
When I was in elementary school, I had a friend who subscribed to Nintendo Power.  Once he was done with them, he lent them to me.  It was pretty interesting seeing all of those B-level NES games that they would cover.  I wound up remembering the names of a lot of them and when I got an NES emulator years later, I had to play those games.  Turned out, most of them sucked ass.
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Positive Touch on December 07, 2012, 10:20:49 PM
i read those strategy guides that came with renewals like they were the fucking bible
Title: Re: An excerpt from the very last NINTENDO POWER
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 07, 2012, 11:03:54 PM
Holy shit, they made Hsu and Chan BOOKS?

Bought!