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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on December 10, 2012, 01:19:23 AM

Title: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 10, 2012, 01:19:23 AM: http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/sofia-vergara-sporting-bra-exactly-175454122.html

GREATEST MOVIE EVER???

Apparently she has a scene where she makes out with Sharon Stone. Also, Turturro plays an aging gigolo with, get this, Woody Allen as his pimp.

Man I hope the Mayans are wrong and the world doesn't end, because I would really like to see this movie.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Oblivion on December 10, 2012, 03:31:27 AM: Would have preferred a lesbian scene with Vergara and Christina Hendricks, but any excuse to see more boobage from Vergara is always a good thing. :drool
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 10, 2012, 07:04:02 AM: A single fucking post...

Gayest forum ever.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Groogrux on December 10, 2012, 07:09:18 AM: Maybe it's too early in the day for me to recognize the significance of what I'm seeing, but you're telling me that there is going to be a movie with a woman who shows her boobs in it?

BRB While I Google Sofia Vergara...
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Groogrux on December 10, 2012, 07:14:05 AM: Yeah, she's a MILF, but I'm not sure if she's thread worthy....
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Bacchus7 on December 10, 2012, 07:45:14 AM: Yeah, I just don't know about that, Andy.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2012, 08:15:56 AM: Quote from: Groogrux on December 10, 2012, 07:09:18 AM
Maybe it's too early in the day for me to recognize the significance of what I'm seeing, but you're telling me that there is going to be a movie with a woman who shows her boobs in it?

BRB While I Google Sofia Vergara...

I don't see evidence of bare boobage in this article, just that she stips down to her undies and makes out with a wrinkly Sharon Stone. I'll reserve judgement. (http://i.imgur.com/Hegju.gif)
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Groogrux on December 10, 2012, 08:46:32 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2012, 08:15:56 AM
Quote from: Groogrux on December 10, 2012, 07:09:18 AM
Maybe it's too early in the day for me to recognize the significance of what I'm seeing, but you're telling me that there is going to be a movie with a woman who shows her boobs in it?

BRB While I Google Sofia Vergara...

I don't see evidence of bare boobage in this article, just that she stips down to her undies and makes out with a wrinkly Sharon Stone. I'll reserve judgement. (http://i.imgur.com/Hegju.gif)

WAIT! THERE'S NO BOOBS? HOLY SHIT. WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS?
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 10:19:58 AM: As long as she doesn't speak. That voice is obnoxious :-X
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 10, 2012, 10:42:54 AM: You fucktards, JOHN TURTURRO IS PLAYING AN AGING GIGOLO WITH WOODY ALLEN AS HIS PIMP. The entire concept is hilarious. WTF is wrong with you assholes.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 10:58:38 AM: That does sound amazing. But I just thought we were discussing Vergara. Tits aside, she is annoying.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 10, 2012, 11:04:53 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 10:58:38 AM
That does sound amazing. But I just thought we were discussing Vergara. Tits aside, she is annoying.

Did you just say "tits aside" like other things matter?

I... I thought I knew you, Mupepe. I thought I knew you.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 01:21:55 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 10, 2012, 11:04:53 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 10:58:38 AM
That does sound amazing. But I just thought we were discussing Vergara. Tits aside, she is annoying.

Did you just say "tits aside" like other things matter?

I... I thought I knew you, Mupepe. I thought I knew you.
when it comes to hispanics, I'm an ass man :drool
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 01:22:51 PM: Quote from: The Wrath Of Drugula on December 10, 2012, 11:14:07 AM
I'm actually shocked mupepe. While I agree with you that her voice is annoying that wouldn't bother you before, what happened to the man who asked me if my mother was hot?
:lol

I'm not discounting her hotness. But there is a lot to dislike about her. I'd hump her silly. She's just not at the top of the list. For a hispanic milf she could be better.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 10, 2012, 01:26:30 PM: Mupepe has gone soft. Marriage :-\
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 01:38:23 PM: :( but her ass :(
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2012, 01:50:28 PM: Bit of a butterface
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Diunx on December 10, 2012, 02:23:57 PM: This place is so fucking gay, going to the park.
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Himu on December 10, 2012, 02:41:30 PM: lesbian scenes :zzz
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 10, 2012, 02:52:05 PM: I was in for Sofia Vergara then back out when I found out its with Sharon Stone. That cooch has got to look like an abandoned shitzu. Why couldn't they match the hotness level like Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in their prime? :drool
Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: Mandark on December 10, 2012, 05:17:34 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 10, 2012, 10:42:54 AM
You fucktards, JOHN TURTURRO IS PLAYING AN AGING GIGOLO WITH WOODY ALLEN AS HIS PIMP. The entire concept is hilarious. WTF is wrong with you assholes.

Sure it sounds great, but it doesn't always work out. I remember a show about a middle-aged Jewish standup comic who formed a crime-fighting duo with an old-school gangster rapper to solve sexy mysteries. Sounded awesome.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Turned out to be Law and Order: SVU. :-\
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Title: Re: Sofia Vergara has lesbian love scene in Turturro's gigolo movie...
Post by: chronovore on December 10, 2012, 06:21:27 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 10, 2012, 11:04:53 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 10, 2012, 10:58:38 AM
That does sound amazing. But I just thought we were discussing Vergara. Tits aside, she is annoying.

Did you just say "tits aside" like other things matter?

I... I thought I knew you, Mupepe. I thought I knew you.
:rofl

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 10, 2012, 02:52:05 PM
I was in for Sofia Vergara then back out when I found out its with Sharon Stone. That cooch has got to look like an abandoned shitzu. Why couldn't they match the hotness level like Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in their prime? :drool
Ah, Bound. Great movie.