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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eric P on December 14, 2012, 09:19:17 AM

Title: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Eric P on December 14, 2012, 09:19:17 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/13/us/justin-bieber-murder-plot/index.html

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(CNN) -- A New Mexico inmate, an ex-convict on probation and his nephew are under investigation for plotting to castrate and murder pop singer Justin Bieber, police said Thursday.

Their unsuccessful scheme called for targeting Bieber and his bodyguard while in New York City in mid-November, and their motive grew from the inmate's quest for notoriety and his infatuation with Bieber, said a New Mexico State Police affidavit.

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The instrument for castration would be hand-held hedge clippers used for trimming roses, the court document said. The victims were to be strangled with a paisley tie "because that was what he (Mr. Martin) had used previously," the affidavit said, without elaborating.
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Beezy on December 14, 2012, 10:03:53 AM
dumb shit
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Groogrux on December 14, 2012, 10:16:28 AM
Would the world really be any different if this plot had somehow succeeded?  Wasn't Bieber already girly enough?
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Barry Egan on December 14, 2012, 10:34:08 AM
This was actually just the leaked plot description of Michael Hanecke's next film, and Wolf Blitzer got confused.
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Momo on December 14, 2012, 10:37:24 AM
Every sane human being on earth is guilty of this crime
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Timber on December 14, 2012, 10:47:31 AM
Every sane human being on earth is guilty of this crime

A Youtube comments section classic!
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Barry Egan on December 14, 2012, 10:56:49 AM
Every sane human being on earth is guilty of this crime

A Youtube comments section classic!

:lol
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Momo on December 14, 2012, 10:58:18 AM
Every sane human being on earth is guilty of this crime

A Youtube comments section classic!
If you took that post literally you're going to be having more problems then down voting youtube comments.
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 14, 2012, 11:14:32 AM
When I saw the headline I thought I'd been found out, but it seems my conspiracy to castrate and murder Justin Beiber remains uncovered.
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Groogrux on December 14, 2012, 11:46:09 AM
When the Feds review this thread, I wanted it noted that I never plotted to castrate and/or murder Justin Beiber.  I just don't think it would be that much of a problem for society.
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 14, 2012, 11:49:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt8yeclflHQ
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Groogrux on December 14, 2012, 12:26:25 PM
They look like real champs...
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 14, 2012, 12:29:08 PM
ron perlman really fell off
Title: Re: breaking: there was a conspiracy to castrate and murder justin beiber
Post by: Diunx on December 15, 2012, 09:09:05 AM
Blue Tsunami?