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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on December 20, 2012, 10:16:08 PM

Title: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 20, 2012, 10:16:08 PM
these crackers are terrible

(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/03/01/00/47/0003010047324_500X500.jpg)

I knew I should have stuck with Lance, that's what I get for trying to save a buck
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2012, 10:18:57 PM
Those are one of those things you always find when you're super hungry and have no other means of nourishment; I swear they magically appear whenever my wallet and stomach are empty. You open the package each time thinking "oh well, it's better than nothing"

then you're like :fbm
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 20, 2012, 10:22:14 PM
they're awful, the crackers are mealy and the peanut butter has this rancid chemical aftertaste

Lance are the cracker fuckin' masters, accept no substitutes.

(http://www.howtohaveitall.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lance-Crackers.jpg)
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 20, 2012, 10:23:57 PM
i always liked the ones that had like creme filing like cheap knock off oreos. those ruled
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2012, 10:27:06 PM
It sucks when you find a pack that's turned around so you can't see the label, get excited that it just might be the regular Kebler cheese crackers, then turn it around and see it's the peanut butter shit.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 20, 2012, 10:28:14 PM
i always liked the ones that had like creme filing like cheap knock off oreos. those ruled

those are good

these are awesome

(http://hannaford.gsnrecipes.com/GetImage.aspx?vector=Blrd27gPnhKysKV9nvkTvONgRpRqCxtWAZbG+kWHrkke21xRZClo8jdaqitFi03g)
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Beezy on December 20, 2012, 10:32:55 PM
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:drool
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Yeti on December 20, 2012, 10:42:14 PM
(http://hookedonbargains.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lance.jpg)

This is the pack I buy, only instead of Smoke House Cheddar it is Four Cheese something or other. Smoke House Cheddar sounds good though.

edit: nevermind, I guess it's just called "Four Cheese"

(http://www.dutchvalleyfoods.com/images/products/detail/pic1/508130.jpg)
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: king of the internet on December 20, 2012, 10:53:28 PM
they're awful, the crackers are mealy and the peanut butter has this rancid chemical aftertaste

Lance are the cracker fuckin' masters, accept no substitutes.

(http://www.howtohaveitall.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lance-Crackers.jpg)

the cream cheese and chive flavor is fuckin' DANK dude
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: parallax on December 20, 2012, 11:24:56 PM
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:drool

yes, and those graham cracker ones, as well as el fudges. keebler makes a mean cookie.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Positive Touch on December 21, 2012, 12:12:42 AM
i always dipped the elf-shaped ones in headfirst so i could decapitate them
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 21, 2012, 03:05:59 AM
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:drool

yes, and those graham cracker ones, as well as el fudges. keebler makes a mean cookie.
use those to make smores, its FUCKING GREAT!
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Beezy on December 21, 2012, 03:09:04 AM
I recently had those fudge shoppe cookies and i realize the chocolate kind of tastes just like straight sugar. Kinda shit without milk tbh
WRONG
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Himu on December 21, 2012, 03:18:19 AM
oh my lord fuck whoever always gets the peanut butter flavor and never fucks with the cream cheese and chives flavor. my mom would always bring some lance peanut butter crackers and goddamit, I want cheese and chives. ;_;
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Steve Contra on December 21, 2012, 11:59:35 AM
I've never seen these Lance crackers.  Southern thing?
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Diunx on December 21, 2012, 01:05:40 PM
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:drool

The only god I worship :bow
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Himu on December 21, 2012, 01:06:10 PM
I've never seen these Lance crackers.  Southern thing?

seems so.

they own.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Steve Contra on December 21, 2012, 01:31:17 PM
I agree that Keebler peanut butter crackers are disgusting.  Especially if your mouth is dry.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Himu on December 21, 2012, 01:32:11 PM
I think peanut butter crackers suck in general.

cheese or gtfo.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 21, 2012, 03:53:35 PM
I've never seen these Lance crackers.  Southern thing?

seems so.

they own.

Yeah, they're based out of Charlotte, NC.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance_Inc.

I guess that's why they're always so fresh tasting, that's only like 4 hours away from me :lol
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: king of the internet on December 21, 2012, 03:55:20 PM
I think peanut butter crackers suck in general.

cheese or gtfo.

sounds like you've never had peanut butter ritz bitz. that shit is heavenly.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Himu on December 21, 2012, 07:30:20 PM
ritz bitz peanut butter are good, but the CHEESE ones eclipse them.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2012, 08:48:48 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/25-foods-youll-never-eat-again
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 21, 2012, 08:55:33 PM
Surge :'(
Ecto Cooler :'(
Squeezits :'(
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Himu on December 21, 2012, 08:58:40 PM
list is missing fruitopia RIP
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 21, 2012, 09:42:08 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/25-foods-youll-never-eat-again

I still see Waffle Crisp around where I live.  Awesome cereal.  Might need to stock up on some of it for future cheat days if it is close to being pulled everywhere.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: StealthFan on December 21, 2012, 09:46:30 PM
chocolate pretzels
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2012, 09:49:29 PM
list is missing fruitopia RIP

They still make Fruitopia in Canada. There's a Fruitopia vending machine in one of the Costco's up there.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 21, 2012, 10:16:53 PM
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:drool

Ghetto ass cousins used to ahve the knockoff version of these. The local supermarket brand versions. But I won't front, they good.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: parallax on December 21, 2012, 10:17:56 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/25-foods-youll-never-eat-again

why are oreo-os up there? that cereal was gross as shit.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 21, 2012, 10:18:16 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/25-foods-youll-never-eat-again

I think I remember eating Magic Middles and liking them. Crumbly exterior with a nice chocolate nugget center.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2012, 10:22:32 PM
Surge came back under the Vault name a couple years ago.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 21, 2012, 10:24:25 PM
Vault is different than Surge.  Although Vault is pretty much the closest thing we'll get to Surge, Vault started disappearing about a year ago in my parts.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Beezy on December 21, 2012, 10:38:05 PM
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:drool

Ghetto ass cousins used to ahve the knockoff version of these. The local supermarket brand versions. But I won't front, they good.
In the brown wrapper? I love them too.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: drew on December 21, 2012, 11:09:19 PM
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:drool

these are what i thought the thread was gonna be about, worst snack ever.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 21, 2012, 11:14:12 PM
this has nothing do with anything, but all im saying is golden oreos are great
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: king of the internet on December 21, 2012, 11:14:46 PM
this has nothing do with anything, but all im saying is golden oreos are great

even better than regular oreos
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: chronovore on December 22, 2012, 10:17:22 PM
list is missing fruitopia RIP

They still make Fruitopia in Canada. There's a Fruitopia vending machine in one of the Costco's up there.

Fruitopia is what convinced me to stop drinking soda. It has, like, 10% or 2% juice in it, the rest is corn syrup. The company I worked at had a free soda fridge.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 22, 2012, 11:08:48 PM
Bought some goddamned lance cracker snacks tonight- thanks BORE
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: tiesto on December 23, 2012, 12:35:02 PM
I've never seen these Lance crackers.  Southern thing?

I've seen them a lot around NY...
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2012, 01:42:48 PM
I had a dream last night that someone gave me a package of Keebler's Peanut Butter and Cheese crackers for Christmas, but they were rolled up like a sushi roll. I know this thread is to blame somehow.
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 23, 2012, 01:58:39 PM
I bought lance crackers at Albertsons in WA state
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 23, 2012, 04:59:20 PM
These honey/peanut butter lance snack crackers = win
Title: Re: Man, fuck Keebler
Post by: Yeti on December 23, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Yup, the only peanut butter cracker worth eating